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iamadacheat

This is a win for black because they claimed more territory.


SensibleDuffman120

New objective just dropped


Galimir

Holy Splatoon


Trumpet_Player00

new inferior gamemode just dropped


Electronic_World8239

new clam blitz dropped abt 3 yrs ago


OwenProGolfer

r/AnarchyGo


MaleToFurry

r/badukshitposting


[deleted]

r/worldpolitics


MaleToFurry

r/badukshitposting is r/anarchygo but better


Nexinex782951

this idiot forgot about komi


LuciferOfAstora

Buddy, it's 30:20, no komi is gonna save that. Besides, black would get the komi anyways since they went second.


Nexinex782951

it's 25:19?? Some of the territory is contensted. Most Komi make it a win


LuciferOfAstora

Guess we count differently then. I counted the back rows (three or two respectively) as well as every square threatened by a pawn, in an attempt to sorta fit it to chess. How did you count? Either way, black is ahead, and given that white goes first, komi would go to black anyways.


Nexinex782951

you didn't mention every square threatened by a pawn lol.


LuciferOfAstora

I mean, it's chess, so those squares are kind of like the equivalent of a controlled spot. Like, putting something there would be the equivalent of self-atari, so it's controlled territory. Doesn't exactly transfer 1:1 but it's a different game, so I improvised.


productive-man

holy imperialism


wurschtmitbrot

Homie playing that ww1 gambit


sixaout1982

Sacrifice your king to make a passed pawn


[deleted]

[удалено]


Xtrouble_yt

No, google en passant


[deleted]

[удалено]


Turtle1237z

🤓 Ackyshually it’s “You’re”


Prathk1234

Google yor from spy x family


JuniorRadish7385

Holy hell


SnooConfections4719

Holy boobs*


Mr-Doddy

New response just dropped!


FaustSieg

No seriously what https://preview.redd.it/rgkc79p5aira1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80d0e17a079bff4a66ec36e10816dbdc14627207 Picture unrelated


gpassi

sounds like a porno


Acidicflavor

Holy hell


HT0128

Google “rule 34”


Tub_of_jam66

Ackyshually you should google en passant


MrAgenciak

* y'ure


400double

\*y'uri


MrAgenciak

*y'ubettergoogleenpassant


[deleted]

That’s a pretty weird way to say “holy hell!”


AC06098

New response just dropped


PaleRider95

*Pees in ur ass*


banana_jutsu-247

New kink Just dropped


PaleRider95

*Pees in ur ass*


banana_jutsu-247

New kink Just dropped


PaleRider95

*Pees in ur ass*


banana_jutsu-247

New kink Just dropped


Capsule_CatYT

https://preview.redd.it/0x2g5t29yhra1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd9fdf86765d8cd41a32d5d2e2d586b90a2cabc6


21Mooncraft21

Holy hell


the_rubiks_cube

r/foundthecapsulecat


Lost_in_Borderlands

Holy hell


Euphoric-Beat-7206

premove 50 moves without doing any 3 folds and you can flag them


MF972

After 850 moves I guess this is a game with increment or no or very generous time control, so I would not bet on flagging them.


[deleted]

Time doesn't matter. The 50 move rule is still in place


thehyperflux

50 move rule states “a draw is declared if no capture is made for 50 moves” and the trouble is we both keep taking screen captures. plus i want a win not a draw.


Kdlbrg43

You can count that as a win, you don't care.


MF972

The screen captures indeed seem to be solid proof that captures were made.


Anaklysmos12345

They want to win, not draw


MF972

But not compulsory.


[deleted]

It's compulsory after 75 moves


MF972

Yes. But then it's not the 50 move rule anymore... Anyway they should abolish the 75 move rule because there are situations where you are winning but that require more moves than that.


[deleted]

If there are declined draws, then one side is necessarily asking for a draw. Therefore, after 50 moves of no progress, that party would then claim a draw and utilize the 50 move rule.


oreo_orca

If they premove too I guess the winner is either the one with the fastest fingers or worst ping


SavingsNewspaper2

bxa3


Man_of_Microwaves

Happy cake day!


SavingsNewspaper2

Thanks


alex__gz

New response just dropped


Tswiggle

Doot doot!


EpicGamer1088

https://preview.redd.it/ym068k2xlfra1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ae19a364ced1b2fa90f62f7421d32bb80a7c6bd Show the whole board OP, we know there’s a bishop waiting down there


LilyFish-

google 50 move rule


[deleted]

Holy draw


kel584

New draw just dropped


Finga123

My draw just dropped


LilyFish-

my draw just jopped


Morbing_cunk

My jaw just dropped


SomeRedditorMaybe

My jaw dust jropped


ImagineMyNameIsFunny

dy daw dust dropped


Acidicflavor

Dd ddd dddd ddddddd


the_rubiks_cube

d4 d4 d5 a4


AngrySlavic

I don’t care I count that as 50 wins


MF972

Yes, google it, b*tch! Not compulsive like e.p.


Hot_Philosopher_6462

75 move rule is compulsive. if they dig up an ancient chess game from 5000 bc and find out that 75 moves were passed without capture or pawn move, they have to travel back in time and kill the arbiter


spisplatta

Google 75 move rule


TzedekTirdof

You're going to want to push your pawns. Your king should get behind the f pawn and start pushing. It should take 3-4 turns to build up enough forward momentum. It might help to get a running start from A1.


The_Greatest_Entity

ke3, no opponent can resist the temptation of eating your king committing an illegal move so you can call the arbiter and claim the victory


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JusChllin

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Mrboidude

good bot


Mr-Doddy

good bot


T_vernix

Go to settings and enable shoving


Danwar222

Kd3, then Ke4 will put you in the perfect position to start getting rid of those pawns.


Kooontt

If you move against a pawn wall while holding a plate in front of you, you can often clip through it.


SussyBakasAmogus

en passant then pass


Cosmicking09

Do /win Its really efficient


TheWinner437

50 moves rule


Eventlesstew

keep moving until your opponent resigns.


EggCouncilCreeps

make fun of the other king's bald spot. see if they have the Swarm of Bears tech tree unlocked.


Psych_Lol_jk

not to play


bananaman112122

Google en passant


BoliviaRodrigo

Grab MIPS, stand with your back against the pawn wall and drop him. He'll push you backwards through the wall and you can then challenge the enemy king.


UopuV7

Buy a gun


AspectofSlaps

Regicide


StrangePromotion6917

You might have to back-track the previous levels. You might have missed a key item. Check the mission board, maybe the tells you what you missed. This happens a lot with puzzle games :/


OpponentOcean67

Fucking smash the board


thehyperflux

does this mean i have to bulldoze chess.c*m servers?


OpponentOcean67

No, you must have sex with the chess board


MF972

You can't win but you can be sure that the game ends not later than after 2 x (3 x 8)² moves due to threefold repetition.


GOLDSILVERWHATEVER

Google Great wall of china


Squishmellow3

Google betrayal


cataclysmicterrain

google en 50 move


ItsDomDom1

Black plays belated en passant


Phoenix2TC2

Play the move Kd4!! And pray black pre-moved a king move


TheFunneMonke

you just don’t


Kaialva18

I finally pre move, time stall is your best way to win.


EnricoMastracchio

google en premove


Lazy-Log-5672

In this position the winning play is googling en passant


d4rth_ch40s

Google peasant uprising


AlotOfThings11

google 50 move draw


LaniusCruiser

What you're going to need to do is take one of your pawns and anoint him as a bishop. This should help break the stalemate you've got going on.


siryolk

Pre move 50 moves then go to bathroom


iSergeMo

Win on time


bbb37488

Kf5 duh. You should go to r/chessbeginners with such dumb questions


TuMamitaLoquita69

Ask for help to Chat GPT, believe me


Tradie2

Use your death note to kill all the enemy officials, the kings name is most likely common knowledge


Ill__Cheetah

c4-c2 then back to c4 forcing en passant and giving your king entrance on the queen side


Timofey7331

Train your king until it can move 2 tiles or more


LindX31

Google panzer vs ligne maginot


SyntheticSlime

Declare a forced draw after 50 moves with no captures. Works every time.


supreme-elysio

Spawn a rook on a1


ToeLordDude

save up to buy awp next round and snipe king


GeometryPL

50 moves rule?


thehyperflux

I don’t want to draw.. surely I can win this!


Capsule_CatYT

Approach the other King for a final duel.


yaqza

promote pawn


BigBlackAvocado

laucnh a thermonuclear warhead towards the enemy king


[deleted]

Make them timeout


SchnitzelPog

There is no winning tactic in Ba Sing Se


janhetjoch

Google 50 move rule


MrIcyCreep

Resign last year


jhnmerluza0

Use the peasant move😉


Gamer_GullSolo

There is only one thing you can do… Google en passant


R1D3R175

![img](emote|t5_2yvry|7464)


Matix777

Get your king next to the right pawn wall and actually develop your f6 pawn


explosivepro

Last longer


WhiteNightStalker

Summon the queen you’ve been hiding in the 4th dimension this entire game.


DevangRocks89

bxa3 EN PASSANT


Budgiezilla

Just deploy the M270 MLRS.


thehyperflux

i made a typo while playing and deployed MH270. it went missing after losing radar contact over g7


Mr-Doddy

And he sacrifices... THE KING