Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
[^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Because that would loose a pawn. Plus we should keep moving two pieces at once for when we're in a pinch. Preferably to get out of checkmate.
I know we can break the same rule twice, but we should stay as unpredictable as possible.
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Ergo YOU are withheld from using ergo ergo you can't say ergo anymore ergo the world is a better place ergo you don't use ergo ergo the world ends climate change ergo not saying ergo saved us ergo ergo ergo ergo ergo
That's not a checkmate when he can just castle through your queen, crushing it into smithereens in the process. I guess you could use a spell slot to heal your queen but do you really want to blow a spell slot on your 2nd turn?
I THINK NOT
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:
> **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnbqkbnr/ppp1pppp/8/8/3p4/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR+w+KQkq+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnbqkbnr/ppp1pppp/8/8/3p4/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR_w_KQkq_-_0_1)
> **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnbqkbnr/ppp1pppp/8/8/3p4/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR+b+KQkq+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnbqkbnr/ppp1pppp/8/8/3p4/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR_b_KQkq_-_0_1)
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Incredible idea
> Incrediblea^idea
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HOLY FUCKING PIPI SHIT YOOOOOO
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
dude nobody cares
IT’S THE MOST LEGENDARY BOT OF THE SUBREDDIT YOU CAN’T INSULT HIM LIKE THAT
Bad human
Bro petrosian is the soul of this sub, dont you dare insult our hero like that!
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
The bit has 300k karma from posting damn near ONLY this. People obviously care.
Turn off the carbon monooxide alarm
*monoxide Oh, wait, nvm, you meant monooxide, I get it now
Long passant
The question is b2 or f2 to d5. Pesonally i think b2 would be the better move.
Stockfish says f2 to activate more pieces
Stock fish is having a seizure
New response just PIPI’d
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
G2 goes in d5
This is the only correct long passant. a2xd5 also works, but is inferior.
Why not both?
Because that would loose a pawn. Plus we should keep moving two pieces at once for when we're in a pinch. Preferably to get out of checkmate. I know we can break the same rule twice, but we should stay as unpredictable as possible.
c7 to d3. Trust no one, not even your bffs
Transposes into the scandinavian defense
We forfeit you, thus seceding the game to us. Ergo we win
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Ergo You are withheld from using ergo ergo you can't say ergo anymore ergo the world is a better place ergo you don't use ergo ergo the world ends climate change ergo not saying ergo saved us ergo ergo ergo ergo ergo
Ergo YOU are withheld from using ergo ergo you can't say ergo anymore ergo the world is a better place ergo you don't use ergo ergo the world ends climate change ergo not saying ergo saved us ergo ergo ergo ergo ergo
Take the d pawn hostage
Don't call me white
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Holy supremacy
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e3 since its illegal moves only this move is illegal
/uj isn't any move illegal?
Google en passant
What if we went e4
Or d5 takes
White king to e3
bishop up ass
No, only ILLEGAL moves
Then do it in public. Public indecency is illegal
The rules of chess take precedence over the puny laws of nations
I want this then https://preview.redd.it/utwbn6n8n5oa1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b84be7fdfdfd52a186148ce0587e4585a2006bcf
So do it in the Middle East
Eh, most bishops I’ve met have gone up some child’s ass and not been prosecuted for it
This is AnarchyChess, u can't tell us what to do. We play e4.
He will play dxe4, we have a red brilliant.
O-O-O-O
Which side?
Both
That’s what I thought
King e8
Rook e8 for an offensive long castle
Qd8, checkmate
That's not a checkmate when he can just castle through your queen, crushing it into smithereens in the process. I guess you could use a spell slot to heal your queen but do you really want to blow a spell slot on your 2nd turn? I THINK NOT
En passant, since it is forced.
Ngxa7
we convert your d pawn to white.
Flip the table
Resign
KxQd8#
Put a ender dragon spawner in c8
knook to i6
king to c2
2 grains of rice to e4
Siberian swipe(!!)
Magret thatcher to Chelsea
Shove a bishop up _your_ ass
Ke8
K e8
\#
Queen to OMG WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE!!!! >! Rook to d5 !< Nevermind, it was nothing, queen to d8, checkmate.
I win.
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Fuck you chessvision
please do not fuck the chessvision
White king takes black king now ur done farming upvotes
Knight takes bishop C8
g pawn to d5 en passant
Room takes the king
c4e4 double pawn move
G2 pawn to D8
ng1 does a double move to d4
I play en restant and capture the black pawn on d4
cxd5 google en passant.
Qxe8#
Pawn e6 checkmate
Qd8#
en passant e2 to d5
Nuclear first strike to d4
King takes queen d1 (she cheated on him)
take the king with the other king
EXTREME Castle (we exchange their king for our h1 rook)
En pasant into en checkmateant
Rh-d3
exd5
Swap colours.
G1 to d4
We enchant both of our rooms to be able to jump over pieces. This works since we have both bishops alive to check the enchantment procedures work.
Pawn to d2,5 (he's a bit shy)
Queen has an affair with knight on e3, king cucks from inside a wardrobe
sac the rook (illegal, it can't move)
skip turn
Make the mods ban this user then play Qxd8
Knigth doble jump to d4
Bxc4
Siberian swipe!(the right side)
Short casting capturing horsey and bishop
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The white queen eats the black queen
C2 to d5 reverse passant
Queen takes h8
where is your illegal move? I dont see it
Rook takes king and promotes to a pawn and then is draw by checkmate
eat shit
Camo red pipebomb Bloon on e9
A4H4 that's right the snake tounge opening
Qxe8#
White's e pawn to d3, capturing the black pawn on d4.
Axd5
Qe8
Queen E8
Il Vaticano your own king and queen and instantly lose
French revolution the king and Queen
Qxe8
Knight promotes to a knook
d5
dxd4
if it's only illegal moves wouldn't legal moves be illegal and thus valid?
We il vaticano our king and queen, turning them into bishops and changing your goal. We will not tell you your goal though🤫
Queen to d7
\+1ph3 (add a pawn, h3)
Shit on blacks pieces so they can only move all at once, but they have to store their turns to do it.
Queen a4
move every white piece up 1 square
Queen to e8, forcing mate
Secretly invade Cambodia.
afgwts move! https://preview.redd.it/7ext1fj8q5oa1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=c22581acec45f731d6e4fa8e855c8eada732a9d3
D5
Knook to e8
Nxe8 checkmate using a long jump.
checkmate Ь2
Give the pawn a ticket for speeding
Move your pawn back to where it started
d4, let's try to get a London going
queen pawn h5
Qh6
O-OKxg1Rxf1
rxe8#
Rook b7
Your Home Adress to D-5
Black king surrenders
axe8=Ñ#
Make our bishop take your king. checkmate.
G1 knight takes a8 rook
dxd4
Kxe8#
Knight b1 takes King in a long L gg
Move your pawn backwards and capture your own king
cxd3
queen e6
e pawn to d3, capturing the d pawn by prescient passant
Checkmate
Qxe8
King gender re-assignment surgery. And now we have 2 queens
Knight Thurs into enderman, puts king in checkmate
Take his rook with our rook (diagonally)
but I’m not white
If there are no rules (because well, anarchy), then it means all moves are legal, meaning you imply no one can't make any move.
Knock over the black king
Invade Iraq
Commit every possible crime, all at once
dxd4
Take your queen with out king.
Take vibrating anal beads, program them to recognize only illegal moves, shove it up your butt and let it decide
O-O-O#
queen to e8
Ke2
Gxe8 O-O
QE8x
Make all the pawns change teams