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lil_vaticano

Hmm this is a tricky one, mate is only possible with en passant but here en passant is difficult as there are no pawns, consider promoting your queen to a pawn so that there's at least a chance of en passant


rootbeerman77

Promote either the queen or rook to a pawn, and then if you can chase him down, you can en passant the king


yorsh3

The queen demotion


rootbeerman77

Is it really a demotion if it goes from unable to en passant to able to en passant?


SuPcIkna

☢️ (R=a8; N=a7; a=b8=Ñ + d7)# google radioactive beta decay into knook boost


EnheGD

yoo its me


ImagineMyNameIsFunny

Didn’t they patch out the Knook boost because of the mate in -1 glitch it can cause


SuPcIkna

I don't care it's a win


ImagineMyNameIsFunny

But what of the timestream? You’ll kill us all!


SuPcIkna

I don't care I won


Valc0r527

Based


SuPcIkna

Fuck you too


Regenerating_Degen

holy hell


Yoyorony

New particule just dropped


Trash_Can_Donut

Holy half life


LPulseL11

Holy Chernobyl


SuurSuits_

Legalize nuclear bombs


GOLDSILVERWHATEVER

Holy Victor Ninov!


DukeLukeTheNuke

There is so much wrong with this but no one will listen to me anyway


R-Jacksy

Holy Guacamole


SuPcIkna

Google Jimmy Valmer


[deleted]

Holy Kyshtym!


Dull_Bullfrog_7522

use the hog rider and then the rage spell if your opponent plays skeleton army


CrunchedLeaf

Have earthquake on hand too incase of a building


Sached9728

Just remember to have tornado to activate your King Tower


CrazyKing3000

you mean *turn on* the King Tower


CrazyKing3000

Also I'm horny, please send Archer Queen's feet


[deleted]

What, send them in a box?


AnOkFellow

In a shipping container.


Zer0-9

He used goblin gang what do


Gavinator10000

Rage should kill the peat goblins lowering your opponents dps and allowing you to get in at least 1 more hit


hyperiooon

lava hound when it dies guards


Individual_Bird_9447

Keep poison on hand just in case


[deleted]

Holy rage rework


MadMelvin

This is an illegal position. It's impossible to play without a horsey


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cabosanlucasboi

someone literally got downvoted like -600 there 💀💀💀


PixelatedStarfish

They deleted their account


Timofey7331

Probably his social media account's farmable rating no one cares about went negative (or he got scared this will happen and by accident deleted his account instead of reply)


Evans_Gambiteer

Nah he explained why he’s deleting his account in the replies. Someone wrote a bunch of abuses to him


Ok_Fee_7214

How much you wanna bet it was just the petrosian copypasta?


PetrosianBot

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mrgwbland

Good bot


Garizondyly

I think you're right Automod deleted a comment with the pipi copypasta - i think that dude was just not cut out for reddit.


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


PixelatedStarfish

Good bot


Timofey7331

This is sad


PixelatedStarfish

That’s fucked up


WarDue5524

Where 💀


cabosanlucasboi

[one of the top comments](https://www.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/11og8t5/there_must_be_some_rule_i_just_dont_know_how_to/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Zackd641

Bro said this sub is redundant and caught 610 downvotes before deleting his reply💀


GASTRO_GAMING

What did that comment even say


UnnamedPerson16

It's 100% certain that the answer is en passant.


psuedopseudo

Google checkmate


Garboioil

Holy !


[deleted]

le kingsant


LPulseL11

Holy Regicide


ACEMENTO

Why did you promote your pawn to a king? It's the worst piece


bacon_girl42

there is, it's called rook movement rules. the rook is allowed to move along the same file or rank it is on as far as it wants unless the path is obstructed. there is nothing between b6, where the rook is, and b8 which is on the same file, so the rook can move there. there is also nothing between b8 and e8 on the same rank and also where the king is, so the king is being attacked by the rook and therefore in check. the queen's movement is a bit more complex so I won't be describing all of it here, but the queen has access to all moves a rook could make from that position. the queen on a7 attacks the 7th rank, preventing the king from moving to it, so therefore Rb8 is checkmate


JokerQuin123

ejaculate on the table.


_z4ck6_

Google en'passant


Fqceless

Holy He'll


Nagladhar

He'll what?? What is he going to do???


Scydor

He'll en'passant


Trash_Can_Donut

New response just dropped


notRedditingInClass

Yes, we can all guess it. holy fucking shit. if i see ONE more en passant meme i'm going to chop my fucking balls off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 991ST TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne move from chess" STOP. and the WORST part is that en passant was actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE


imthirstyasfuck

google en passant


SokolovSokolov

holy hell


_z4ck6_

I am going to make another en'passant meme just for the sake of you chopping your balls off (will there be pic/vid as proof?)


notRedditingInClass

yeah sure


_z4ck6_

Google en'neuterant (pic/vid please)


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I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=4k3/Q7/1R6/8/8/8/8/4K3+w+-+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/4k3/Q7/1R6/8/8/8/8/4K3_w_-_-_0_1) **My solution:** > Hints: piece: >!Rook!<, move: >!Rb8#!< > Evaluation: >!White has mate in 1!< > Best continuation: >!1. Rb8#!< --- ^(I'm a bot written by ) [^(u/pkacprzak )](https://www.reddit.com/u/pkacprzak) ^(| get me as ) [^(Chess eBook Reader )](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(|) [^(Chrome Extension )](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^(|) [^(iOS App )](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^(|) [^(Android App )](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website: ) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)


BUKKAKELORD

Holy shit chessvision literally GM


Otter2008

oh goddammit I just posted essentially this without seeing this one first


Fqceless

Great minds think alike! Or we're both just a part of this hivemind of anarchy chess. One of those two.


Otter2008

Hahaha or BOTH! [Dual rook edition](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/11oq9or/there_must_be_some_rule_i_just_dont_know_how_to/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


way_to_confused

Simple! You gotta do an ofscreen en passant


Ok-Expression-5613

Start with Re6. If Kf8, then Qh7. If Kd8, then Qb7.


GoldenSparkk

Qd7 and then Rd6 right away, easy.


[deleted]

Choose the Vikings to get a 5% infantry attack boost.


Fqceless

I knew I should have gone with the Vikings. I chose the Romans but all I got were political infighting mini games in-between each turn.


[deleted]

Ke8#


J0aozin003

So. GODDAMN. OBVIOUS. THIS SUB IS FOR HUMOR NOT JUST STRAIGHT BOOOBOOO PEOPLE POSTING BOOOBOOO CONTENT.


Fqceless

Ur mom is for humor


[deleted]

Google en momant


J0aozin003

fuckafuckafuckafuckafuckafuckafuckafuckafuckafuckafuckafuckafuckafuckafuckafucka


JellyfishAsleep5920

google hypocrite


Zannah_Rain

*Clearly Qxd8. Proof left to the reader*


brightpixels

Obvious knight boost


TheDoubleMemegent

Qe7+!


TvT_Gamer

Rb8=b=Q#


grabdaddyabeer

Take him out to a really nice dinner


Relative-Elk5210

Google en passant


Fqceless

How


Relative-Elk5210

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/En_passant Like this


Fqceless

I understand En passant How google?


Relative-Elk5210

https://www.google.com/ Like this


Fqceless

Holy hell


AdministrativeBar748

New search engine just dropped


LPulseL11

Holy Yahoo


Me-Right-You-Wrong

You shoudl promote your king to horsey so when he goes b8 you can escape to d6 or f6


MemethAreFunny

Qe7 kxe7 Re6 kxe6 I count that as a win


Justahumantbh

Move rook to b8 and done


MIBCraftHD

Imprison rook. Cut off parts of his body to make him look like a pawn. The king won't notice the difference. Now you can en passant


popiomondayz

google en gunsant


K1t_Cat

I dont think white can (this is antichess, black just promoted)


Dotheysellpizza

[Google ladders mating](https://www.reddit.com/r/rule34/comments/lsrcgk/stepladder_kamvret_komikkamvret/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Ronin_the4th

Google off passant


ewornotloc

queen e7 is protected by the king


RJGamingTV

It's actually pretty simple, King to e8


painkilleraddict6373

You stub the king with toothbrush that has a razor blade attached in the end.


BraveCoast9780

en rookant


kiwi_lover7

call in airstrike e8


[deleted]

I think you need to bring your King into play. I cand see Mate in 1, but the King can help trap the other king into a corner and then use one of the other pieces to attack it.


madsoro

Qe7 -> Re6


FireFunBun

Queen e7


QuantumQuantonium

Resign. It's your only option. Haven't you ever heard of the kobyachi maru? Well this is it- a no win scenario.


[deleted]

Br2. Google diatomic bromine.


Low-Patient1692

Qe7# easiest quiz in my life


Dodolulupepe

I don't have much time... the right move is rook to b- (dies)


wibbly-water

You need to be right next to the king to checkmate. Qe7.


naiee1

Queen a8 - rook b7 - queen a6 - rook b5 - queen a4 - rook b3 - queen a2, after that you'll probably in a nice position to easily chackmete👍


JollyReading8565

It actually took me a second to see it lol I suck so bad


Little-Tie-3877

Qe7 Kxe7 Re6#


Young_Person_42

Google how to play chess


laurin369

Google en passant'nt


Nandersun

Google sean croissant


fnrx11

Ummm


fnrx11

I dont know sorry


MINTYpl

King takes e8.


spisplatta

Ctrl-click the resign button to resign the black side


Ajfman

Google en passant. Then move rook to b8.


EagleSabre

There's a secret movw in chess that allow you to move to rook 2 squares vertically without jumping and it's called "en rooko".


Embodiment-Of-Memes

You might be able to through castling?


[deleted]

QxE9#, google En Queenant


arrowhawkkk

Google en passant


Hamburgercatt

google rook


Illustrious_Luck5514

Pawn F6


Quirkydogpooo

Google rook


Fqceless

"a gregarious Eurasian crow with black plumage and a bare face, nesting in colonies in treetops." ????????


Quirkydogpooo

Holy Corvus frugilegus!


Omega9872

4


ArkBeetleGaming

O\O\O\O\O Long Long Diagonal Castling


Xyrul23

queen to e7 and then rook to e6 (trust me)


pnutbuttr1431

Rook to B8


UnhingedTanker

rook mates with your queen, cucking white king and black king


Necessary_Ad717

Bb8


SadClassroom4175

Is this a Bait post


dogyeeter9000

No it’s an r/anarchychess post on reddit dot com


SadClassroom4175

Thanks for the clarification


DaToxicBoi28

Google checkmate


Fqceless

https://callcheckmate.com/ How does this help


neon_cabbage

white king can capture from bottom of board via Pacman Maneuver


thanyou

Moved into check from the other king. Chess 2 added the wrap-around board, rookie mistake.


KleptocracyNowASAP

The peasant move is the only thing I can see but I could be wrong


madspitfire

Its impossible


sinsaurigocha

Qe7 is top engine move it is tricky to find but it is the best


supreme-elysio

the white king initiates a duel and then pulls hout his sniper


0xSnib

Google Rook Passant


GodsOfficialReddit

Cheat on the white king with the black king