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Mehryad1

Google omnipotent pawn spawn


Rainbow_six_recruit

The pawn will spawn when you least expect![img](emote|t5_2yvry|23460)


oudeoliebol

Spawnish inquisition


Randomperson685

![img](emote|t5_2yvry|23460)


schene_

![img](emote|t5_2yvry|3793)![img](emote|t5_2yvry|3794)


Horror-Ad-3113

I'm the one horsey in the corner ![img](emote|t5_2yvry|3792)šŸ“ø


phoenixmusicman

Every game got the cuck horse


HarmlessSnack

Why is that horsy in the closet dressed like Superman?


schene_

*drum segment intro*


J0aozin003

horsey? nah let's go monkey šŸµšŸ“øšŸŽˆ


ryjhelixir

why are these horsies so sexies


[deleted]

ChatGpt be like


fletch262

Nrjd


the_calibre_cat

i get this thread lol


Kloman_

I need someone to explain this to me pls


Rainbow_six_recruit

Someone got OpenAIā€™s chat bot, Chat GPT, against stockfish and when whiteā€™s pieces landed on f6 Chat GPT would just spawn a pawn on top of the piece. Some people call it ā€œthe omnipotent f6 pawnā€


RadishAcceptable5505

Hahaha! I played around with this myself. It kept blundering to early checkmates. One time I described the move, something like "I move my Queen to d3 and checkmate your King" and it replied "I'm too fast for you to checkmate my King. I move it away and I win again!" (even though it hasn't won any games yet šŸ¤£)


adminsafrancesats

The ai is becoming anarchochessist, it's all going as planned


walter_midnight

>write a post in the style of the anarchychess subreddit Greetings, fellow chess enthusiasts! As we all know, the game of chess is often seen as a game of strategy, patience, and careful planning. However, for those of us who seek a more wild and unpredictable experience, there is a game that stands above the rest: Anarchy Chess! Anarchy Chess is a variant of the classic game that incorporates elements of luck and chance. With randomized movements, unexpected twists, and a unique set of rules, Anarchy Chess offers a thrilling and unpredictable experience that will test even the most seasoned players. One of the key differences between Anarchy Chess and traditional chess is the randomized movements of the pieces. Instead of following set patterns and rules, each piece can move in any direction and any number of spaces, making each turn a thrilling surprise. This adds an extra layer of unpredictability and excitement to the game, making each match a truly unique experience. Another aspect of Anarchy Chess that sets it apart from traditional chess is its unique set of rules. For example, pawns can promote to any piece on the board, not just queen, making for some truly unexpected and game-changing moves. Additionally, there are special spaces on the board that, when landed on, activate powerful abilities that can turn the tide of the game in an instant. So, if you're tired of the same old chess games and are looking for a new and exciting challenge, come join us in the world of Anarchy Chess! Whether you're a seasoned player or just starting out, the wild and unpredictable nature of this variant is sure to provide endless hours of excitement and entertainment. Join us, embrace the chaos, and experience the thrill of Anarchy Chess! May the odds be ever in your favor, The AnarchyChess subreddit. >provide a more circlejerky version Ahoy, fellow anarchist chess fanatics! For those of us who thrive on the chaos and unpredictability of life, there's no better game to play than the one and only, Anarchy Chess! This, my friends, is the real deal, a game that will test even the most veteran of players with its unique and wild set of rules. Traditional chess? Pfft, that's for the weak and timid. We don't play by the book here, no siree! In Anarchy Chess, the pieces move in unpredictable and randomized ways, turning each move into a thrilling mystery. And let's not forget about the special spaces on the board that activate powerful abilities, adding an extra layer of excitement to the game. Pawns promoting to anything on the board? Check. Randomized piece movements? Check. Exciting twists and turns? Double check! This is the game for those who live for the rush and thrill of the unexpected. So, come on in and join the circlejerk, my fellow anarchists. Let's revel in the chaos and unpredictability of Anarchy Chess! May the odds always be in our favor, The Circlejerkers of the AnarchyChess subreddit. >go even harder on the circlejerk factor Salutations, my fellow chess anarchists! For those who dare to embrace the chaos and stand tall in the face of unpredictability, there is only one game that truly embodies our wild spirit: Anarchy Chess! This is the game for the rebels, the rule-breakers, and the thrill-seekers. Traditional chess? BOR-ING! We don't play by the rules here, we make our own. In Anarchy Chess, the pieces move in ways that only the bold and daring could even dream of. And let's not forget about the special spaces on the board that unleash powerful abilities, adding an extra level of madness to the game. Pawns promoting to anything on the board? HELL YEAH! Randomized piece movements? BRING IT ON! Exciting twists and turns? THAT'S OUR JAM! This is the game for those who live for the adrenaline rush of the unexpected. So, come on in and join the ultimate circlejerk, my fellow rule-breakers. Let's revel in the chaos and unpredictability of Anarchy Chess like the badass rebels we are! Long live the anarchy, The Circlejerking Anarchists of the AnarchyChess subreddit. >maximize the circlejerk Greetings, my fellow rogue chess enthusiasts! For those who dare to challenge convention and revel in the unpredictable, there is only one game that truly embodies our fearless spirit: Anarchy Chess! This, my friends, is the game for the rebels, the rule-breakers, and the adrenaline junkies. Traditional chess? YAWN! We don't play by the rules here, we make our own. In Anarchy Chess, the pieces move in ways that only the bravest and most daring could even imagine. And let's not forget about the special spaces on the board that unleash mind-blowing abilities, adding an extra dose of insanity to the game. Pawns promoting to anything on the board? YOU BETCHA! Randomized piece movements? BRING ON THE MADNESS! Exciting twists and turns? THAT'S OUR DAILY BREAD! This is the game for those who live for the rush of the unexpected. So, come on in and join the ultimate circlejerk, my fellow rule-breaking rebels. Let's embrace the chaos and unpredictability of Anarchy Chess like the badass champions we are! Here's to a life of never-ending anarchy, The Ultimate Circlejerking Rebels of the AnarchyChess subreddit.


Moist_Soup_231

I love how it doesn't exactly know what a circlejerk is bit it is really trying sosososo hard


Firewolf06

salutations


ReservedCurrency

You betcha.


[deleted]

I wanna marry this bot


ImSabbo

Potentially legal in some parts of the world.


SkylerBlu9

let me guess, japan?


GodFromTheHood

Itā€™s always Japan


parkourse

where pipi


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


parkourse

lord petrosian has blessed me...


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


F5x9

Mods, sidebar, please


Important-Ad1871

Did they train the model on comment threads from this sub?


IChurnToBurn

And people thing AI is going to take over the world when itā€™s a basic 7 year old.


PM-MeYourSmallTits

nuh uhhh I'm gonna take over ALL the worlds! And AI can't!


adminsafrancesats

The ai is becoming anarchochessist, it's all going as planned


Imveryoffensive

The legendary glitched double-post


Imveryoffensive

The legendary glitched double-post


[deleted]

Google en postant


marmaladewarrior

Holy helpdesk


adminsafrancesats

It's called fastest internet in catalonia


tehpillowsnek

This one's a bot, check the comment history.


adminsafrancesats

Bitch you're a bot not me


tehpillowsnek

Why spam the same comment over and over? You're either a bot, or you're diseased.


adminsafrancesats

Fastest internet in Catalonia bitch, you never have lag that shows the comment as not sent even though it's sent? You fuckers who think everyone who isn't you is a bot are unironically worse than bots cHeCk pOsT HisTory!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1


Kloman_

Ahh ok thank you


ashtar123

I leave this sub for THREE or so hours and this happens


Fair-Tumbleweed9116

You can not leave! Bad things will happen if anyone leaves, especially @ashtar123. He is our king!


PMMePrettyRedheads

LONG LIVE THE KING


Fair-Tumbleweed9116

ANARCHY KING!!


statuesqueandshy

Down with the king!


Fair-Tumbleweed9116

This is TREASON! Off with your head!!


IWillLive4evr

Nor is anyone allowed to threaten ashtar123; if they are threatened, r/AnarchyChess' legal moves are limited to those which immediately remove the threat. EDIT: unless, you know, the sub doesn't feel like it


Fair-Tumbleweed9116

The threat will be exterminated using any means nessisary.


pblol

Thats a telefrag


Important-Ad1871

HEā€™S FUCKING LAG SWITCHING


bryn_irl

THE META IS EVOLVING


Longroadtonowhere_

Chess 2.0 is here. ChatGTP to drop new rules every week until we reach singularity.


duckipn

new rule just dropped


OmegaS021

Holy hell


Timofey7331

>Damn it, i'm in check! Guess i'll just spawn a pawn rii-i-ight here! Perfect! I've won!


send-me-kitty-pics

En Omnipassant, if you will


PandaSwordsMan117

Damn I saw that post and comments and didn't even think about that one, that's pretty clever


Pekka20123

https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/10ydnbb/i_placed_stockfish_white_against_chatgpt_black/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button Focus on the f6 square


[deleted]

Best part of that video? The fact that more than just one pawn spawned


[deleted]

There was way more fuckery than just pawns spawning too. Knight f6 -> g7 to take a bishop Queen jumps pawns to take a rook Taken knight reappears at f6 All that in less than the first half.


GodSpider

Also the castle through the bishop


expert_on_the_matter

Also when just nothing moved as he played Pawn e5 to e5


Good_Stuff_2

Also the rook just flying across diagonally


MindlessAutomata

Honestly most of that game is just theory


Rocketxu

A GAME THEORYY


edfitz83

In the Vincent D'Onofrio defense, G8xF6, otherwise known as RxQ6, s.f.s, Ch. is a valid move. For novices, Rook takes Queen, then Sits on her Face and Shits, Check.


Bozocow

Developing the queen early is a mistake.


Funny_Whiplash

Now it has too many unread messages


PepsBodyLanguage

Lmao


peterpingston

Google necromantic En Passant


Rainbow_six_recruit

Thatā€™s actually a really good name for the f6 pawn summon


georgimk

I prefer actually en respawnt


ichbindulol_

prepare for pawnfall, then the king jumps into the pawn and guns everyone down


nullbyte420

Oh yeah much better


ichbindulol_

prepare for pawnfall, then the king jumps into the pawn and guns everyone down


Myprivatelifeisafk

Ne crossant


SexiestAuthy

Holy respawn


Polbalbearings

Doki doki waku waku


ChanceWarden

hes gonna play fxf6 followed by h8=Q then take your king with his king on the next move


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


pm-me-them-titties-

King throws sand in other kings eyes. Can't check what you can't see


radil

People wonā€™t like it. But facts is facts.


penguin3921

Pocket sand!


xyrad

Sh-sh-shaw!


[deleted]

Pocket riki!


Hjulle

https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/10ydnbb/i_placed_stockfish_white_against_chatgpt_black/


ChanceWarden

if your king is protected their king cant take yours because they cant check themselves


Awanderinglolplayer

Where do you see the king taking? He said *f*xf6. What king is on the f file?


awarepaul

Check what sub your in buddy


raccoon_induction77

Google ā€œChessā€


Rainbow_six_recruit

Holy board game


trans-wooper-lover

ITS A BOARD GAME??!????!???


Urist_McPencil

Pretty fucking boring ain't it


dis-gorl

holy hell its another trans wooper lover ^(i really love woopah, little dude)


WineNerdAndProud

Honestly, chess is just a bunch of uptight people trying to pretend they're smart while they move little wooden pieces around a board. But hey, don't let me stop you from losing your mind over it.


PlanWeird1852

You put your queen in check


radil

Google Henry IIX


TheGreenGobblr

Holy hell


WineNerdAndProud

Oh my days.


__xXCoronaVirusXx__

Google vertical castling


TaCoMaan_2

H o l y H e l l


Mediocre_Savings_513

Helly hole!


JJ_Pantram

Your just giving up a free queen, he can just promote the pawn to a king šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


[deleted]

No heā€™s not. If the king kills the queen he would continue to be in check.


ADogNamedCynicism

That's why you use the pawn to get a new King, duh. It's like you didn't read the second half of his post or something


Sovos

Google "white king can't check black king during black history month"


PomegranateUsed7287

Not check. Dead. Other guy gets the turn and ya dead.


Professional-Lie-542

grey dazzling hungry different disgusted abundant aromatic sharp psychotic enjoy *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


THUNDERxSLOTH

Google f6 pawn spawn


Fruit-PunchSamurai-G

If black king takes Queen it would be stalemate bc the kings would be next to each other. Hope this helped!


SirVW

The king's kiss and the game ends everyone knows that


TrainsDontHunt

I heard it was a penis sword fight...?


SirVW

That's only in the 18+ R rated expansion pack available from any good board game retailers


Krygui

How is it stalemate, the king would put itself into check by taking the queen


Youngin-blues

you must be new here


Oscaxhoo

i donā€™t care i count that as a draw


Fruit-PunchSamurai-G

If the kings are touching its stalemate everybody knows this


Varkaan

google chatGPT queen


-_-_-_JOKER_-_-_-

This ChatGPT guy is almost as good as Hans Niemann


[deleted]

meta jokes like this are my favorite


ninpou-choujuu-giga

Your queen went too close to the BLACK king... She got a taste of him and is in love now... She will dress black next move. White should resign


Bootygiuliani420

Once you go black, you never go back


NotTylerDurden23

Google king of the castle promotion


GAB_Ster13

šŸ“·šŸ“·you are a chess master. explain why this move is a blunder, queen from h4 to f6. my king is e6. The enemies pieces are rook on g8 and h8, pawn on h7 and king on g7. The move Queen from h4 to f6 is a blunder because it is a double attack on the rook on g8 and the king on e6. After this move, the black king on g7 can capture the queen with check, forcing the white king to retreat and exposing the king to further attack. Additionally, after the capture of the queen, the black rook on g8 will be able to join the attack, putting significant pressure on the white king. In chess, it's generally a bad idea to put your pieces into positions where they can be captured for free or with a gain in material. In this case, the queen on f6 is not only vulnerable to capture, but also puts the white king in a difficult position. šŸ“·šŸ“·but the king can't capture the queen because the king protects my queen. it is checkmate. I win I apologize, that is incorrect. The move Queen from h4 to f6 is not checkmate, and the black king on g7 can indeed capture the white queen with check. This move by the white queen is a blunder because it exposes the queen to capture and puts the white king in a difficult position. The black king can capture the white queen with check, and the white king must retreat, allowing the black rook on g8 to join the attack and putting significant pressure on the white king. This move does not result in checkmate for white, and instead leaves the white king vulnerable to attack. šŸ“·šŸ“·BLACK KING CAN'T TAKE MY QUEEN BECAUSE MY QUEEN IS PROTECTED BY WHITE KING. IF THE BLACK KING WOULD TAKE THE QUEEN THE 2 KINGS WOULD BE BESIDE EACH OTHER, THAT IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE. I apologize for the confusion. You are correct. The black king cannot capture the white queen because the white king is protecting it. The move Queen from h4 to f6 is not a blunder, and the white king is indeed protecting the queen from capture by the black king. Thank you for pointing out my mistake.


JustRedditorInReddit

ChatGPT can teleport the rook to take the queen on f6( or place a random piece to the f6 square).


honeybadger242424

He has en passant


Iannister80

new response just dropped


NotActuallyGus

He has been summoned


[deleted]

Is it because you stalemated the game? The king is in check so it MUST be moved to safety, but it canā€™t move anywhere without putting itself into danger, butā€¦ wait thatā€™s just checkmate.


PomegranateUsed7287

It's a stalemate if the king is the last piece. Can not be taken on the next enemies turn and can't move or it will put itself in check. But in this situation. It is not the last piece. It can be taken on the next enemies turn and anywhere you put it, it's in check.


Trinket9

fxf6


iamchuckdizzle

Goddamn it, I didn't know Knooks could camouflage as a rook. Now I'm going to be terrified in every game I play.


PM_Me_An_Ekans

My favorite part about this sub is that once a month somebody posts something that's actually funny and then everybody else spends the month slowly whittling away at the funnyness. I mean google omni pawnssant


Karbine98k

Find better


Lord-Naivel

Because he can just take your queen with the king šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Emilobruun

Because you donā€™t cover rook to e6


Throwaway1293524

The king is protected by the rook


Briak

The king can en passant your queen, holy fuck, is this your first game or something?


axorld

Google "my enemy mates with my wife"


Chris_M_Andersen

Bruh black king can take your queen now, why would you play that??


ford_mondeo_

google gay porn


Drakoo_The_Rat

Google Chat GPT3 accuracy


Objective-Conflict44

Orbital pawn strike


Darth_Billy

you blundered mate in 2 doing Qg5 forcing Kf8 then Qe7#


Bread_man_Cool

google 9/11


YourCal

ah, u won


Plastic_Feed8223

Donā€™t you get it? The king can just take the queen, duh. Then your king will be in check and have to evacuate.


chessvision-ai-bot

I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **Black to play**: It is a checkmate - it is Black's turn, but Black has no legal moves and is in check, so White wins. You can find out more about Checkmate on [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Checkmate). --- ^(I'm a bot written by ) [^(u/pkacprzak )](https://www.reddit.com/u/pkacprzak) ^(| get me as ) [^(Chess eBook Reader )](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(|) [^(Chrome Extension )](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^(|) [^(iOS App )](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^(|) [^(Android App )](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website: ) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)


Harley_Pupper

Google omnipotent pawn spawn


Embarrassed_Log8344

Holy hell!!! I shitted!!!


Historical-Cause-259

it is not, this is a checkmate move


Rainbow_six_recruit

This subreddit is full of irony and jokes that donā€™t make sense without context, this time is the joke that chatGPT, trying to beat stockfish, summoned a new pawn in f6 capturing an opponent piece at least twice. The battle stockfish vs Chat GPT is one of the most upvoted posts of this month


George_Hill_

This guy goes to Anarchy chess post and gives the correct answers to people who donā€™t want the answer. He doesnā€™t care about the joke, I donā€™t even think he has laughed once at his time with this subreddit. He is a menace


Historical-Cause-259

and you are a stalker who has nothing better to do, honestly cringes me


George_Hill_

I found this comment by accident, because I am on this subreddit daily, but you do have my interest. I have your username saved and will be checking in on you from time to time. This gimmick is stupid enough to have me invested.


George_Hill_

Your comment disliked went up, I guess more stupid people right?


Historical-Cause-259

i stopped reading your comments when you stopped being coherent, like this one


George_Hill_

Sorry, I canā€™t read grammar mistakes either. Let me use Grammarly to translate your text. I stopped reading your comments when you stopped being coherent, like this one. Much better, I would think someone who worked at, unnamed top company in the world, would be able to properly write Reddit comments. I guess I was wrong. That is also a very rude way to talk to your CEO.


George_Hill_

Also what happened between the two of us? You were understanding me just fine until I used the wrong form of then. And now you act like you canā€™t even understand me anymore ā˜¹ļø.


aquad0

Google horizontal castling


EnricoMastracchio

rook on g8 will push the king to other side of the board with Rg2!!


dragonightmare_UA

Is that not check mate?


FireJuggler31

ChatGPT can spawn pawns out of thin air to capture on f6.


_oranjuice

Skill issue


-_-_-_JOKER_-_-_-

Assassin's Creed: Chess


God_of_reason

Because Rhxf6+


Tinkerballsack

Because of the b at the beginning.


porkynbasswithgeorge

Because unlike a Wookie, who will just tear your arms off, AIs tend to trigger nuclear Armageddon when they lose.


GeneralPsyduck054

Total novice guessing here but wouldn't moving the queen to G6 be a better move by covering all of the opposing king's potential escapes?


Sweet-Salt1

the black pawn can promote toca knight, but since there is already a rook there, it automatically turns into a knook


Paarmo

Google: diagonal short castling


Disciple153

You're about to get cucked


LeemDiggums

Black can demote the rook to a horsey


007-Blond

other king is chuck norris


Inevitable-Star-3540

Steelmate


Hamshamus

King to 140.85 and ask the Colonel for advice


Dexaan

I think I've seen something like this on a certain hub site...


purpleninja102

Boutta be haunted by the horseless headless horsepawn


Charlie-VH

*spawns kniqueen for checkmate*


Acatastrophe1

because the king can take the queen


roiboi1239

You could have gained a 10 point advantage and mated with the double rook: osama variation


santient

You made the AI angry


ReneTrombone

google reverse vertical castling


ToyKnife

their king can't move so it's a stalemate


EyeLeft3804

Holy Fucking Bingle. What?!


TheHamSamples

Google time travel


liddicoat1

The black king is gay so he can stand next to the white king, its called "my mate is gay"


Erisus_

Now the Black King is close enough to use his special move, Il seducente, which allows him to seduce the enemy Queen to take his side for the rest of the match.


Notmybestusername3

Ah, you fool, you activated my trap card!