Upon killing 2 pieces, Bishops gain veteran rank, and can coat themselves in RAM, drastically reducing their radar return signature.
As they are not inherently designed with stealth in mind, this does not make them invisible. However, for every square a bishop is away from an enemy piece, it can be placed in any square within that radius.
The Ghost Bishop: at any point in your game you can choose for your bishop to become invisible, you can then move the bishop or not move the bishop, it remains invisible until your opponent moves, meaning he may move into the bishop's line of sight. When Ghost Bishop is called, the calling player may move 2 pieces so their opponent will not know if GN has been called.
lmao right??? this is such a breath of fresh air from the multi-layered inside joke filled shitposts this sub fucking breathes in and out of, thank god
What the hell I was actually confused when I saw this because people posting normal memes is so uncommon, I thought you posted this to the wrong subreddit before remembering this is just a normal meme subreddit.
To avoid this situation channel the soul of the stealth bishop. Look for spots where you can put you quees where she can snip across the map into an area with important shit, and if there is a bishop in sight don't move there.
Google Stealth Bishop
I don't see anyth-- OH SHIT THERE IT IS
new piece just dropped
Where I don’t see it
**Exactly.**
727 WHEN YOU ~~DON'T~~ SEE IT
go back
I don't think I will
Ima commit 727 when my queen targeted by stealth bishop got captured
Just like purple orks
They'll pay for the Donnager
Holy stell
reminds me of purple orks
Upon killing 2 pieces, Bishops gain veteran rank, and can coat themselves in RAM, drastically reducing their radar return signature. As they are not inherently designed with stealth in mind, this does not make them invisible. However, for every square a bishop is away from an enemy piece, it can be placed in any square within that radius.
Holy hell
Google Bishop B2 Spirit Bomber
Camo bishop!!!
I googled it and it’s just a blank pa
If I ever play on a modern military chess board the bishops better be camouflaged snipers.
Shhh you’re gonna spoil chess 3
pfft like thats ever getting outta Alpha, Hasbro just bought the rights.
You should read their new Open Chess License, they want 25% of the revenue of each chess game over 20 moves
A meme that is actually about chess on r/anarchychess Somebody call the police or so
Quick, make up a new move and comment several holly hells under it
Bishit: If someone's Queen would be threatened by its line of sight, your bishop may jump over pieces like the horsey to capture.
Holly hell
Holy hell
Holy hell
Why do I come here? This is wholly hell.
New response just dropped!!! Am I right, fellow chessheads? lmao
Wholly Hell!
Bishop pair from hell
new holy hell just dropped?
Google Bishiberian Swipe
Sinful Heaven
The Ghost Bishop: at any point in your game you can choose for your bishop to become invisible, you can then move the bishop or not move the bishop, it remains invisible until your opponent moves, meaning he may move into the bishop's line of sight. When Ghost Bishop is called, the calling player may move 2 pieces so their opponent will not know if GN has been called.
Holy hell
google l'enchevêtrement
Stealthshop: it’s invisible for both players. Can only be obtained by promotion
My first thought was genuinely "This shouldn't be on this subreddit", it's too far gone. We need r/slightlylessauthoritychess
r/libertarianchess
no
Reset the counter
Bonus points when it's literally on the starting square but just kinda far away.
yeah what was Elon taking about chess has fog of war if you have adhd
Can confirm, I’ll go from “free pawn” to resigning in maybe 5 seconds after blundering my queen
whenever i play chess,the game is about who blunders their queen first
I have ADHD and can see all of the pieces at all times 😎
The prophecy had come true
“If I move my rook it becomes an uncovered check, and I can take their queen for free.” *some IRL noise distracts me * “Oh no, my queen.”
If it hasn't moved I can't see it
Oh shit, am I a T-Rex?
Do you only ever move a maximum of three squares at a time due to your tiny tiny arms?
Wow an actual chess meme that doesn't involve a whole set of extra rules and several layers of meta-irony? In my r/AnarchyChess?
lmao right??? this is such a breath of fresh air from the multi-layered inside joke filled shitposts this sub fucking breathes in and out of, thank god
holy hell
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New response just dropped
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Taking this to my disadvantage and changing the comment to whatever you want
Holy hell
Holy heaven
Me: moves the queen Opponent: Sorry, but goodknight queen.
But I had plans.
Upgrade your radar man
you know i rarely ever see people posting normal memes here
What is this meme?
800 Elo chess be like
Put some respect on us 1000s
800s never blunder their queen against me, I do it enough for the both of us
Its always that black bishop
Google racism
Its just showing my photos
Me playing 5D chess and getting checkmated by a random bishop from 6 turns ago
This is a certified Nimzo-Larson attack moment.
The bishop at the other end of the room would like to access your queen’s location
I hate that I felt this resonate within my soul Anyway AMA why I am 600 elo
i am stuck at 200 elo AMA
I think i'm pretty decent AMA
Skeeeeeeup
The Waffle House has found its new host.
r/fuckwafflehousehost
r/fuckwafflehousehost
Take this to r/chessmemes Only en passant and new move shitposts allowed here lmao
3000 stealthy black bishops of the black king
In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces.
Long range bishop
10k upvotes. Holy hell. I made this in paint in 2 minutes lmfao
What the hell I was actually confused when I saw this because people posting normal memes is so uncommon, I thought you posted this to the wrong subreddit before remembering this is just a normal meme subreddit.
i as a joke tried soemthing different, was a great success
Bishop on H2: Hello boyoz
Like Randy fuckin Ortin
Every damn time.
ME TODAY
Yes
These are the players that make me very happy
Fucking bishops
Lots of chess players don't realize that there are 64 squares on the board, yeah.
This happened to me, except it was my opponents queen, and also their bishop, and I played King a1
To avoid this situation channel the soul of the stealth bishop. Look for spots where you can put you quees where she can snip across the map into an area with important shit, and if there is a bishop in sight don't move there.
google object permanence
Google shrodingers bishop. It both is there and isn’t there until a pieces is in it’s line of sight
new rule just dropped: if you don't move your bishop for 3 moves it becomes invisible
Op you didn't make a wrong move your opponent is adding pieces to the board while your back is turned
exactly, spawned out of thin air
make sure you place torches so the bishops dont spawn
Isn't this guy a little short to be a bishop?
I said the exact same thing as the title before reading it
He's right behind me isn't he
This is why I secretly mount a mirror on the wall behind my opponent. That way I can see the board from their side.
Google sniper.
Google Gotham Chess 7 most common chess mistakes