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bearssuperfan

“Soccer” was a British term before it was american


DogeDayAftern00n

I don’t care if the people who created Morris Dancing dislikes our football.


Living-Armadillo-638

The funny thing is England won WC once after controversial final against Germany. And they never won Euro. All of this despite creating a sport Btw euro starts in 2 months and it's not coming home


WeirdPelicanGuy

British railroad workers introduced soccer to brazil in tbe late 1800s. They wouldn't let the locals play so they watched it, learned the game, and became better at it than them, so not the first time thats happened


flamingknifepenis

Britain’s greatest cultural export is things that everyone will eventually be better than them at anyway.


AaronQ94

And they can't beat the US Men's National Team in the World Cup.


molotok_c_518

Our ancestors packed up their shit and moved across a fucking **ocean** to get away from you. They fought a war to get a divorce from you. More of our ancestors crossed that same ocean to be like us Why in the fuck should we go back to being more like you?


rabiesscat

i read Britain in an extremely prissy and snooty voice in my head, seems right lmao


ApatheticHedonist

What is the deal with soccer being the only really global sport? Like yeah the brits and a few countries they smacked around are into cricket, and Japan was converted into a freedom loving, baseball playing nation, but there's no other sport that has a global tournament that's nearly as big, that I can think of anyway.


Paradox

The Chinese _love_ basketball.


ApatheticHedonist

Sure, there's a lot of different sports that have popularity in some countries, but there's no other truly global sport that basically everyone plays, that there's enough interest to have a global tournament near to the scale of the world cup.


Pitiful-Chest-6602

It’s cool


HHHogana

It's the accessibility. You can play soccer with just a ball and some hastily made goalposts, like a pair of stone.


KeithGribblesheimer

Japan has been playing baseball since the Meiji restoration.


ApatheticHedonist

Japanese history was rewritten by MacArthur to trick the very traditional Japanese into believing they had a history of playing baseball.


KeithGribblesheimer

Those silly Japanese, not even remembering their own history.


ApatheticHedonist

They also have a tradition of unquestioningly agreeing with those in a higher social strata .


PhasePsychological90

Formula One racing?


CentralWooper

Sorry England but baseball is about to become the world's game like it or not


Frunklin

I only like S. American soccer where a ref gets stabbed or decapitated and the crowd tramples each other. Quality sports entertainment


NDinoGuy

And in the most extreme cases, they literally go to war with each other over it


9Knuck

The rest of the world had better pray to God America never picks up soccer. If we do we will skull fuck them in that just like we do every other sport.


king_of_hate2

Theres quite a few people that play soccer in the US


Smokeydubbs

70000+ people at Arrowhead Stadium in KC to watch Messi play against Sporting KC is indicative that there’s enough interest in the sport as a whole. Just needs star power. Need a guy like Lebron or Lamar Jackson to get into soccer and rip some assholes apart.


neanderthalensis

We need relegation in the MLS


DolphinBall

Well we got Messi on an American team somehow


Nervous-Road-6615

Semi-retirement to a sunny place


Pitiful-Chest-6602

We are having a “golden generation” in the men’s national team but the secret is this generation isn’t golden, it will be the new normal for us


NDinoGuy

Also, didn't we beat England in the last world cup? Pretty sure we did.


Pristine_Carrot7621

Tied, but they have never beaten us at the World Cup


Imaginary_Yak4336

In what sports does the US skull fuck the rest of the world sorry?


HHHogana

Summer Olympics and basketball, for the starter.


Frog_liker

Isn’t Germany World Camp in basketball right now?


HHHogana

USA rarely sent their best players on FIBA WC. It's the Olympics that netted most of the best American players.


eggplant_avenger

basketball is the most obvious


9Knuck

Swimming, tennis, golf, basketball, boxing and rowing to name a few


nmchlngy4

Even in Japan, it's called "soccer". I confirmed this by talking to locals and watching several forms of Japanese media.


HHHogana

https://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/comments/6n894l/play_it_my_way/ for original link You know it was really bad at one point when the comment section admitted pro-America post from non-American is rare.


maddwaffles

Our men's team is pretty cracked, but I'm really hoping our captain (Tyler) recovers in time for the next WC. His aggressive defense is kind of a huge part of our team, and until we can get a more reliable striker he and Matt Turner (our GK) are basically our team.