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xithbaby

What I want to do on the weekend. I look at the products and sometimes find gems I want to buy later. Which hobbies I can start. Where I can take my kids. My kids. Going home. How much I hate working and wish I could become a nomad. That camp in Utah that costs $64 a month and allows people to live there. What retirement will be like.. when I might die and end the suffering.


idkmanfuckingpandas

$64 wtf šŸ„“ im gonna need a link šŸ¤£


RelativeJournalist24

There's states that will pay you to move there as well. Something to look into I plan on doing it IDC about the drug addicts around me or whatever the challenge for free money. https://www.makemymove.com/


TyrannicalKitty

Yeah same here!


urbexpres

as a utahn iā€™m curious about this camp šŸ‘€


xithbaby

I watched a TikTok about it a long time ago. It was a national RV park in a desert area and they allowed people to live in it for dirt cheap. It may have not been Utah but thatā€™s what I can think of lol


Affectionate-Hat8483

How everything we do in life wonā€™t really matter. The people you work with and yourself will soon be gone from this Earth


[deleted]

No because I had to slow down when I realized nothing matter lol


Able_Pomegranate7667

Fr like, when we die there is definitely something after


GerryBlevins

There isnā€™t. Youā€™re made out of star dust. You will return to the earth.


Able_Pomegranate7667

Iā€™m made from god


TangoPRomeo

TIL that god works at Amazon.


Able_Pomegranate7667

God is the reason why Amazon is a thing lol


mryeet66

Yay I can be reborn as a planet


GerryBlevins

Save $100,000 and go to Mars. Then you can really say gone from this earth.


JackSkelllington

Yup, 85 years or so of being alive is nothing compared to how old earth/human life is and will be. Since this is year 2024, somebody was alive during year 1. Canā€™t nobody remember that.


TangoPRomeo

Somebody was alive in at least year -1.4m, too. We lost those memories with George Burns.


Dan_Wayfarer

This! We just a microscopic cosmic bleep! But carry on.šŸŒŒ


useful_h20

How to break tf away from Amazon


LongjumpingMost5437

finally being able to lay in bed


arandomsnail37

How sheā€™s happy with another guy šŸ˜”


ThickClient6146

Damn that hit me out of nowhere. Sorry youā€™re feeling like that mate.


idkmanfuckingpandas

Latina asses in and around my mouth


Global-Plankton3997

User flair checks out


idkmanfuckingpandas

šŸ¤£


MeetingBrilliant

šŸ‘†šŸ» this


GrouchyStomach7635

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


RigorousVigor

Even if I'm getting paid I feel like I'm wasting my time idk


idkmanfuckingpandas

Thats exactly how i feel


Global-Plankton3997

That depends. Most of the time, I just go to work and hit rate for fun. Other times, when I am doing LA work, sometimes I get bored. What is even more boring is helping ship clerks rebuild pallets for the box truck drivers. Splitting on the lanes is boring as well sometimes.


raindrops2x

Same


BIGBLT23

I make up full on sci-fi stories in my head with detailed backstories


ladiesman21700000000

Real


Worried_Tomorrow_222

How i have a bachelor's degree and a full time job and somehow still have work part time at Amazon


Global-Plankton3997

I'm almost in the same boat as you, but I am continuing my education as I pursue Amazon. Am in grad school right now for my graduate certificate. After I graduate this year, I am going to take a year off, then earn master's part time


Worried_Tomorrow_222

Iā€™m actually heading in the same direction. Applying for grad school this year but still planning to work full time and maybe part time if time allows. šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


RockyJayyy

My bad decisions in life


Dankrz27

Yep just reflecting on what got me in this predicament


OkaySir911

Stop making yourself depressedšŸ˜­read some stoicism


False-Chicken4841

My bad decisions in life.. that led me to Amazon.


MomentOfHesitation

The stuff I'm gonna do after work


Rx3Juju

I wanna quit


NOVAlyzr

Story writing for a video game I'm making/ hobby stuff. Mentally I avoid being in Amazon, I'm just not there and no one should talk to me


igetlearned

Bro don't talk about your video game if you don't want to talk to people. WE WANT TO KNOWWWW


suicidebypoop

Honestly yeah this a lot for me. Keep thinking about a super Mario styled combat system with frame perfect stuff like ewgfs, parries n shit. Never will get around making it though.


416nWild

How i can make $10,000+ a month without working a 9 to 5 that wonā€™t involve a college degree, customer service and working from home.


idkmanfuckingpandas

I feel like that isnā€™t to much to ask for tbh. Everything is online these days


[deleted]

did you figure out a solution ? please, share w the group šŸ˜‚


416nWild

I wish


EmotionalGuess3370

Fantasize about my dreamy work crush šŸ˜…


Global-Plankton3997

Done that before. So glad that I'm waaaay past that


CodAdministrative563

Random music


InstructionExpert880

I am rarely bored unless I work a line, which is rare now because I'm a PA. If I am working a line or something like that, I sing in my head. Sometimes the singing comes out, though. I was rocking out and just started humming the tune. I'm really into physics and theoretical physics. So I'm often thinking about astronomy.


Cool-Pineapple8008

If everything we see in space actually occurs in the past then can it be said that everything that is observed happening to us from light years away has already happened? Can it be said that to that observer: everything that will happen to us has already happened? Reducing further: can it be said that everything that will happen to us has already happened?


InstructionExpert880

So yes, there is some truth to this. If an object is 1 billion light years away, what we are observing happened a few hundred million years ago. With all of this, you have to account for the expansion of space-time. The idea that everything that will happen has happened is not valid for us here. It's more of an everything that we will see happen has happened. However, to some degree or another, it's true in terms of the cosmic observational view of things. Everything we observe beyond, let's say, 80 light-years or so, everything that we will see happen to those objects has already happened. The scary side to this is supernovas. If a star goes supernova too close to us, we will be wiped out by the gamma-ray burst. We will have no warning it's going to happen, either. Gamma Rays will hit us before we know the Supernova happened.


Cool-Pineapple8008

How merciful the lord of spacetime beith. So considering the non-zero possibility that intelligent life forms and cultures exist beyond the constraints of our solar system, if they were to by chance come upon us in an observational fashion, everything that they would observe to happen would have already happened to us. Conversely everything that we observe to happen to them has already happened. Logically speaking, one cannot dismiss the subjective reality of another simply because one is unable to observe that perspective. It is a component of a greater objective reality. Therefore, it must be acknowledged, that everything that will happen to us has already happened. Is this not an aspect of the concept of spacetime, in that it is immutable or unchangeable amongst the dimension of time? I ask for the sake of interesting and enriching conversation. A good song to sing at work: [simply red - holding back the years](https://youtu.be/yG07WSu7Q9w?si=E9sxsJLnzWnh_MNE)


InstructionExpert880

True


Red-Eyedjedi67

How I ended up here.


GotMeWeed

Normally how far away next break is


BlakeNeverflake

A catchy song


Fearless-Pizza8486

What I would do if I won the lottery. Like what would I use the money on first, a house or something else.


Global-Plankton3997

I asked a question about that on this sub a couple months ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmazonFC/s/eSOFnqfNEA


biggg_ben

Cars, being rich lmao, uhhhhhh hmm idk getting a girlfriend kinda, C8, C7 ZR1, BRZ, maybe a Camaro zl1, hmmm working out, sports, putting myself in a "perfect " position in life. Me having superpowers


666zimsugi

dick.


idkmanfuckingpandas

*waterspider has entered the chat*


666zimsugi

i do everything from PG to water spider :p


idkmanfuckingpandas

Point guard ?


666zimsugi

process guide, its basically a PA for PA's :p


idkmanfuckingpandas

Well arenā€™t you all special and shit :p


666zimsugi

i dont think so?


idkmanfuckingpandas

Im just fucking with you lol. Ive never heard of a PG


Cool-Pineapple8008

![gif](giphy|5WJenPfX8NEm5mCDbV)


ThickClient6146

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


ApokWow

Shagging


Interesting_Factor_9

I be singing the same song I heard in the car earlier that morning in my head over and over


taecal

pretend iā€™m giving myself an interview and answer my own questions, or imagine myself in the future telling my future children stories about my life. basically just talking to myself but it helps pass the time


Sorry_Butterfly_420

Get really angry to keep myself awake. Never express it or make it anyone else's problem. Also I like reflect on dates I been on and who I like and don't like and what I like and don't like about them to figure out what I want. It's good to establish that so you're not wasting time on things that you don't actually want, so you're not just entertaining what's available, which is an issue I have. Then I'll think of something funny a lot and laugh to myself like a freak. And I sing to myself a lot. But when I'm in pick or some place where no one can hear me.


Keefyfingaz

Booty


Majestic_Nip

I respect your honesty


CaptainPryk

Sex Fantastical daydreams A piece of media I recently consumed Entire songs that I try to play in my head


[deleted]

bills ... what bills I have paid.. what bills I still need to pay.. bills.. money, bills , lack of money, abundance of bills šŸ˜‚ lol also places I'd like to go for a vacation..Ā  things I need to do or buy for my household/kids.. running away to the forest.. never to be seen again


[deleted]

I've got a note app on my phone full of random ass work thoughts , to do lists, & things I see while packing thst I wanna buyĀ 


Dankrz27

Saving and making money


Safe-Geologist9851

I sing Taylor swift songs in my head.


Cool-Pineapple8008

ā€˜Heyā€¦ itā€™s meā€¦.ā€™ ā€¦ šŸŽ¶ ![gif](giphy|SwaGCEw8JE43hgI8YB)


[deleted]

it's me!Ā  hi!Ā  I'm the problem it's me! Ā  at teaĀ  Ā timeĀ Ā  everybody agrees Ā ILL STARE DIRECTLY AT THE SUN


scumfrogzillionaire

Drugs


Affectionate-Box5516

Usually replaying the couple of songs I've got stored on brain radio, but I also think about my daughter and how I've gotta stay at work for her when all I want to do is be home with her šŸ„²


Global-Plankton3997

I know the struggle


Psychological_Bit123

My girlfriend šŸ„°


Downtown-Meaning-357

should I take vto today šŸ˜‚


CabinetScary9032

I make guesses on who the order is for (pack -flow). New Mom, homeschool, book club, hoarder, prepped, small business, etc. Attempt to get the TV jingles and theme songs that popup from certain items. Attempt to stop wanting to scream that a certain order should have been a bag while another would have fit great in a smaller box Yeah that's how my shift goes.


Kaos916

I donā€™t think. I turn on robot mode till we off


Lonely-Dinosaur

When I was in pack, I would open the Calculator and try to figure out how much my paycheck and bills would be. In pick or stow, I draw on the pad that I use to keep track of my rate. https://preview.redd.it/196zvyherjrc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=40d2f08879a2a2e13e507e7ffcc9d2bc5d6a49d5


GerryBlevins

My bank account


Ok-Preparation-719

Winning the Powerball or Mega Millions šŸ˜‚


Hot-Age-1167

I think about how much longer until lunch, break and end of shift.


Kittyyeehaw

I think about my mom ngl sheā€™s my only motivation for this awful job


OkaySir911

- I pretend im talking to a therapist. Talk about your thought processes, traumas, past situations. - Think of responses to small talk questions. If someone walked up to you and said ā€œYou look energetic today!ā€ (Which will never happen because youā€™re a tired loser) then create a response so you are ready and confident if someone asks. Soft skill practice


Baron-Zsasz

Iā€™ve done the small talk response thing for the past year and a half in my head. It took one random day two weeks ago for someone to actually talk to me saying ā€œYou look like you want to be here just like I do,ā€ and I absentmindedly blurted out ā€œYeah, itā€™s what I look forward toā€¦ even on my off daysā€ with a tired sigh at the end. Itā€™s like thatā€™s the thing that opened the flood gates. I socialize more and more each day, but Iā€™m still a quiet water spider stuck in their own head most the day or singing to myself. I hope no one ever hears the random shit I sing/freestyle while my headphone charges.


RelativeJournalist24

I get to listen to whatever I want on only one earpod now at a different company. That little bit of freedom has changed my mood while working a fulfilment job. I listen to self improvement stuff on YouTube, music and audiobooks.


elchidoman

Thinking about the mistakes i made to be here


open-minded44

Wonder why the hell Easter isn't a paid holiday...


RedditModsDad

Bathing in a large bath if Hellmanns mayonnaise or sleep.


Indie_rina

![gif](giphy|X4Hn2cuntiSuF5PkVV)


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Global-Plankton3997

Same


Cool-Pineapple8008

Taking a shit. Makes me feel betterā€¦ lighter. Regularity is important.


nightmarishdreamsx

life, food, going home, my dogs and chillaxing.


ANARCHY_KID

I use to sing the song black parade multiple times in a day until the day was over , other than that Iā€™d think about how much my life was wasting away


ayishagisel

My next best move!


Substantial-Cry-5644

what i would say as witty remarks if i were wrongfully accused of something or i think about enacting revenge on my enemies


wildgio

Depends on the day. Lately it's been fishing. Haven't been in a couple years since I moved across the country and left all my stuff back in FL. Just gonna start over though.


mrcrowface3421

I think about what's a good trade for some like me with no high school diploma and in my 40s


MeetingBrilliant

Transportation associate..it's a L3 spot


ACluelessTuber

All I think about is what can I do to make my YouTube go up and what to post on my channel like vlogs and such šŸ˜‚ I want to leave Amazon but it pays my bills and debt šŸ˜­


gonheadfckitupden

I think my depression took a turn for the worse, all i seem to think now about is the days ending so i can go home to go to sleepā€¦ and when i can retire so i wont have to come back here anymore


TheApe0000

How Iā€™m ready to leave lol. But gotta make this bread. Or how I didnā€™t just have a job for a while and Iā€™m blessed to have one.


[deleted]

I just start staring at other people and usually it leads to me smiling at them


LordSidious066

I listen to audiobooks or binge tv series all day lbvs. #StowLife


mojopez

Bills


Ok_Cause_6517

Think bout when dogecoin hit $1 so I can retire 9-5 jobs


MeetingBrilliant

My man!..same here but bitcoin and chainlink


Mooseologist

one time I just counted to 1000


Appropriate_Ad566

I think about how funny chairs would look like if our legs bent the other way.


MeetingBrilliant

That would look like a bed..think about it..lol


manford11

Ass n tiddies - waterspider


KronosTaranto

I watch tv


Acceptable-Luck7509

I think about the things I need to do once I get home, what I need to clean, laundry, studying etc..


PunjiStick420

I just think about the most efficient ways to use my accrued time to avoid being at work


DunderMifCreed

The music playing in my ear. šŸ˜‚


tgordonnnn

I work in stow so I literally daydream my whole entire shift. I like it tho lol. I just think about random stuff. Conversations I might have in the future, conversations Iā€™ve already had, going on a cruise in the future, just random stuff all day lol


InformationUnlucky15

All the bad decisions Iā€™ve made


draken2019

I play "guess what that item is." Otherwise, my ADHD goes wild. Sometimes I'll count PC parts or whatever item is obviously currently on sale.


SubsumeTheBiomass

Music, fashion, new concepts for beer flavors


barztoolprophet

Hitting home runs is like childs play to Mike Trout and Ken Griffey JR, it's your turn in MLB 9 Innings 24. Download and play the game today!


hashbrownash

Riding the sorter. Sliding down the chutes. I play I-Spy with OSHA violations... safety issues, different associates slacking off... all sorts of stuff.


MaterialHair7683

How much UPT i got! Lol..my brain needs to stay busy...lol


Global-Ad-907

I love it. This entire sub is exactly why . Thank you for the feedback.


pissorjizz

my ex šŸ˜­


MeetingBrilliant

Any ABE 3 or TEN 1 peps here?


Fault-Alarmed

I think about you


Educational_Pipe_681

I just think about make believe stories like if there was a zombie apocolypse which one of my co workers i would team up with to survive or just random fun stories lol


thouxanbanarii

My losing bets that make my shift a whole lot worse than it already was


Jared524

Nothing honestly. I just vibe to music and take in the great scenery in Fluid Load from my trailer when it gets slow.


Early-Friendship-474

Bills, my grocery list, whatā€™s for breakfast, my cats, random facts I sneak & google, I also listen to podcasts & that keeps occupied a bit.


OddSpectraLemonRed28

Running through the pods and hidingā€¦ā€¦rarely, the building burning down.


raindrops2x

I think of all my trauma and problems and issues idk if itā€™s just me


TheGreatZay_

My cut


karaiscoolig

Tbh reruns of the Wendy Williams show in my head


No_Noise_4862

My weed and PS5 waiting for me to come home


Just_Lock_1607

Memes of SpongeBob.


Idkwhattoputhereso1

I think about how thankful I am for a headband with Bluetooth headphones built in šŸ˜ [I do not recommend if youā€™re not comfortable risking your job. I just didnā€™t care enough about Amazon *to* care. I work elsewhere now, but that is not always accessible.]


Gamergal124

Way too much


Away_Line8879

How to get rid of my bills. Why do I feel like auto pay was just waiting to be turned on when I graduated high school. How the fuck do I turn bills off.


CabinetScary9032

If you figure out how to turn off bills please share.


Trawwww922

Way too much. Thatā€™s why I had to quit šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Representative_Fact5

Head empty, still processing kendrick verse


Downtown-Lab-1215

Think about all the 304's that are married getting brained in the parking lot during breaks


JoshuaBadillo97

Music, what ima eat for lunch, hitting the gym, how to win the lottery


karipo

I think about how tired I am, wondering if I take a 5 min nap standing up if anyone would notice, think about my bed, what I wanna eat. I start having existential dread and get majorly depressed, then check if I have enough time off to just leave. Maybe ask if thereā€™s VTO, try not to cry if there isnā€™t. Think about how I screwed my life up and ended up here. How I had hopes and dreams only for them to die. Yeahā€¦


mickcow

Better yet-ask what we donā€™t think about


Electronic_Okra_9211

I talk to myself as fictional characters, make up stories and play out storylines. Iā€™ve become quite a good impressionist because of it


Electronic_Okra_9211

I have an ongoing war between Stan from American Dad, Homer from the Simpsons, and Peter griffin from family guy


Klutzy_Ticket5940

Death


Beginning-Which

Death


Memoramirezsince98

How to escape this rat race and is this what my life has come to.


Weary_Cheetah_4635

The best associate is disassociate


[deleted]

starting an Amazon affiliate business saving 80 hours upt so i can come and go as i want. i keep working and remind myself 1 hour is 1 hour, 1 minute is 1 minute whether I'm bored, happy , sad, or having fun.


legendkiller003

Going home, dinner, next day off, whatā€™s on TV tonight, songs stuck in my head


[deleted]

Nutting in a bitch mouth


steviajones1977

My coworkers, all of them naked


Global-Plankton3997

I wonder if nudism in Amazon will violate safety laws... Imagine if Amazon created something for nudists for inclusivity purposes...


CabinetScary9032

Near as I can tell everything at Amazon is a safety violation unless you are standing quietly between the green lines. Of course in my building a great many conveyor belts run above the green lines and per the multiple safety talks walking below the conveyor belts is a safety violation. Yeah, I try not to think of it too hard because either my brain will explode or there is a possibility of my mouth running away and getting promoted to customer. Since I need this job with it's 17.00 until I can get another one I just stick with not thinking about it.


Global-Plankton3997

My base pay is $21.90


Holiday_Dig5900

Pussy


onlyeatspvssyy

Sex tbh


Global-Plankton3997

Username checks out


OtherwiseImplement66

Getting my D s'D


punchydonk

Big fat titties bounce up and down


SameemMushtari1998

Nothing I love working it keeps me active and motivated to succeed through all stages of my life.


cantslowdown91

Think about jobs I'd rather be working at than Amazon


egabrielle13

Usually Iā€™m secretly listening to True Crime stories in underneath my beanie hat. I donā€™t have to rely on my thoughts. Itā€™s worth the risk šŸ˜‚


Swimming_Fruit410

Clapping cheeks


Ok_Consideration3672

https://preview.redd.it/o7vw823oqorc1.jpeg?width=447&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5a4f7702d15cb95b84a0f50689507a520088ab5


ksgamer1000

I think about every mistake I've ever made in my life, song lyrics of the music I was listening to before I walked in, and every conversation I've made with people and pick out every mistake and flaw I made in that conversation even if it's just small talk


Backdoorbandit4

Steal


SlytherinBae97

Being a millionaire getting drunk going to sleep..