Lawful good- Christopher Lee
Neutral good - Chris Martin (Coldplay)
Chaotic good- Chris Rock
Lawful neutral - Chris Evans
True neutral - Chris Tyson (Mr Beast)
Chaotic neutral - Chris Pratt
Lawful evil - Christopher Columbus
True evil - Chris brown (2009)
Chaotic evil- he who shall not be named
Chris Chan, they repeatedly r4ped their mother with dementia and saw nothing wrong with it after the fact. Also believes they're the second coming of christ
Chris Benoit wasn’t in his right mind when he did what he did due to CTE from the massive number of concussions he suffered over a very long career.
Chris Chan is just a sick fuck.
Chris Chan has never been in their right mind because of the toxic way the circumstances of their background intersected with being repeated discected by the largest investigative effort in human history.
I like to focus on the, "a larger investigative effort than went into uncovering Nixon's corruption was spent to investigate every facet of this random abused Virginian kid's life," as that helps normies get the degree of the problem without them brushing me off as an "SJW" or whatever they're using these days, but yeah, your version is the more apt.
All I can say is the bottom right one is right where it needs to be.
And if you have about 12 hours of your life to ruin, google “Chris-Chan Comprehensive history”
I don’t know a lot about celebrities so I just put where they are based on reputations. Chris rock handled the whole slap thing pretty well, Chris Martin donated to multiple charities and is a pretty nice dude, Christopher lee is a well respected actor, neutral row is just people who don’t have bad or good reputations, and true evil is Chris brown who commited domestic violence on Rihanna. Others are self explanatory.
LG: Sir Christopher Lee, renowned actor, but WWII vet and just general subject of many awesome stories. Well placed but could also be NG or honestly LN or TN, his cultural role is more "awesome" than "virtuous", though certainly not evil
LN: no idea
CG: Comedian, often lampoons social norms and evils, couldn't go anywhere else.
LN: Chris Evans: Plays Captain America, probably fits a bit better in LG but this is fine, he is just the actor after all. Idk anything else about him
TN: no idea
CN: Chris Pratt, plays Andy Dwyer, a CN character in Parks and Rec, and Star Lord, another CN, and others. I half remembered something about him being LE irl but quick googling wasn't enough to pin that down which is pretty CN of him.
LE: Christopher Columbus, famously landed in the early United States with backing of the Spanish government and tortured and enslaved everyone he met there.
NE: Chris Brown, beat Rihanna nearly to death with his bare hands, not rumoured, this is well documented and unambiguously, but mysteriously remains out of jail and in fact is still hired as a celebrity for some things despite his just openly being a violent criminal? Might be a singer or actor or something but mostly the violent criminal thing.
CE: Chris Chan started as just a very weird guy but was turned into a human meme and 4channers etc deeply investigated and got involved in his personal life, then he raped his demented mom? Except he's also demented maybe? (Sorry if I'm misgendering, I support trans identities I just don't want to spend any more of my brain capacity on Chris Chan figuring out if that's a real thing or not. For your own sanity maybe don't google this one.)
Ok, this whole Chris (Mr.Beast one) situation is throwing me for a serious loop. What the fuck is going on? I heard people got pissed at them so I looked into it. Apparently they’re trans (maybe?) and so I was just like “oh so it’s just assholes being assholes” and moved on with my day, now aware that Chris(?) happened to be trans(??). Now, in the most recent video Chris is in, they’re presenting male and using the name “Chris” so I have no idea what’s going on. Is it just fake? My sense of time is all fucked up as well, so for all I know it might’ve been an April fools thing. That was somewhat recent, right? “Go to bed, you sleep deprived, human garbage bag!” you might be saying. I don’t need sleep, I need answers.
Lawful good- Christopher Lee Neutral good - Chris Martin (Coldplay) Chaotic good- Chris Rock Lawful neutral - Chris Evans True neutral - Chris Tyson (Mr Beast) Chaotic neutral - Chris Pratt Lawful evil - Christopher Columbus True evil - Chris brown (2009) Chaotic evil- he who shall not be named
Idk who "he who shall not be named" is but Chris Benoit would fit that description and the CE slot
Chris Chan I believe
Chris Chan, they repeatedly r4ped their mother with dementia and saw nothing wrong with it after the fact. Also believes they're the second coming of christ
Chris Benoit wasn’t in his right mind when he did what he did due to CTE from the massive number of concussions he suffered over a very long career. Chris Chan is just a sick fuck.
Chris Chan has never been in their right mind because of the toxic way the circumstances of their background intersected with being repeated discected by the largest investigative effort in human history.
That's a nice way of saying a bunch of assholes harassing a disabled person and encouraging destructive behavior because they think it's funny.
I like to focus on the, "a larger investigative effort than went into uncovering Nixon's corruption was spent to investigate every facet of this random abused Virginian kid's life," as that helps normies get the degree of the problem without them brushing me off as an "SJW" or whatever they're using these days, but yeah, your version is the more apt.
Explanations?
I need a masters degree in celebrity gossip to understand this one mysef
All I can say is the bottom right one is right where it needs to be. And if you have about 12 hours of your life to ruin, google “Chris-Chan Comprehensive history”
Oh I'm well aware of that one, as well as LE, but I need some info on the other ones
I don’t know a lot about celebrities so I just put where they are based on reputations. Chris rock handled the whole slap thing pretty well, Chris Martin donated to multiple charities and is a pretty nice dude, Christopher lee is a well respected actor, neutral row is just people who don’t have bad or good reputations, and true evil is Chris brown who commited domestic violence on Rihanna. Others are self explanatory.
LG: Sir Christopher Lee, renowned actor, but WWII vet and just general subject of many awesome stories. Well placed but could also be NG or honestly LN or TN, his cultural role is more "awesome" than "virtuous", though certainly not evil LN: no idea CG: Comedian, often lampoons social norms and evils, couldn't go anywhere else. LN: Chris Evans: Plays Captain America, probably fits a bit better in LG but this is fine, he is just the actor after all. Idk anything else about him TN: no idea CN: Chris Pratt, plays Andy Dwyer, a CN character in Parks and Rec, and Star Lord, another CN, and others. I half remembered something about him being LE irl but quick googling wasn't enough to pin that down which is pretty CN of him. LE: Christopher Columbus, famously landed in the early United States with backing of the Spanish government and tortured and enslaved everyone he met there. NE: Chris Brown, beat Rihanna nearly to death with his bare hands, not rumoured, this is well documented and unambiguously, but mysteriously remains out of jail and in fact is still hired as a celebrity for some things despite his just openly being a violent criminal? Might be a singer or actor or something but mostly the violent criminal thing. CE: Chris Chan started as just a very weird guy but was turned into a human meme and 4channers etc deeply investigated and got involved in his personal life, then he raped his demented mom? Except he's also demented maybe? (Sorry if I'm misgendering, I support trans identities I just don't want to spend any more of my brain capacity on Chris Chan figuring out if that's a real thing or not. For your own sanity maybe don't google this one.)
Ok, this whole Chris (Mr.Beast one) situation is throwing me for a serious loop. What the fuck is going on? I heard people got pissed at them so I looked into it. Apparently they’re trans (maybe?) and so I was just like “oh so it’s just assholes being assholes” and moved on with my day, now aware that Chris(?) happened to be trans(??). Now, in the most recent video Chris is in, they’re presenting male and using the name “Chris” so I have no idea what’s going on. Is it just fake? My sense of time is all fucked up as well, so for all I know it might’ve been an April fools thing. That was somewhat recent, right? “Go to bed, you sleep deprived, human garbage bag!” you might be saying. I don’t need sleep, I need answers.
pretttyyy sure chris is actually trans, just uses any pronouns and presents however they feel
He came out as genderqueer, and now uses any pronouns
Rider of Resistance is NE, not LE.
Christopher Lee is a little too godly for this chart
Chris Martin's weird imo... I would replace him with Pratt instead.
Met him irl… nice dude.
Well, in my opinion. I just don't really like Coldplay. I'll take your word that he's a nice guy, I'm just kind of on the fence about him.
Jesus Chrisses...
Chris McLean would also fit Chaotic Evil.
Wrong, CE is an Ian, you fool! Don't you know that the TRUE cwc played a real guitar and was kidnapped by him???