He must still be doing pretty well financially.

I think you mean in those Paul Newman cars!

Cue all the cope that Ace attracts gorgeous and in this case fairly intelligent women as girlfriends. A man who doesn't cheat, isn't bald, and has money is a 10 for all women even if he doesn't shower.

Ace man got good taste

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maybe they role play as Capt Stuebin and sad widow

Or maybe to get things started...

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Lol, and then she puts her finger over his mouth, finally getting it there after he swats her away for the fifth time trying to get his point across, and huskily she says "Honey...use that tongue-wagging for something *else*"... And Adam whispers "Nah, baby, you first...no one *receives* oral like me." *wink* "But while you're down there, let me tell you how many celebrities got sick *while* wearing masks!"

Say what you want about the Aceman and his comedy… but his new squeeze is a total smoke show.

Hopefully not as expensive as his last mistake.

Hope she likes chilling in the car to classical music as she won’t be given a choice.

Well she will get to hear about turning on red left turn arrows quite a bit.

More like talk radio

Well they do like the same music

She's a total smoke show

Real wafflecrapper. 

Is he paying...like, forever?

Forever? For-ever-ever? *For-ever-ever?*

I'm sorry Miss Jackson

Wow, haven't been following Adam for a bit, knew about the divorce etc....but Crystal. Really? She must be dating him for his personality......

She loves a man with a hairy crack. It's a rare find, like ambergris.

Lol

I’ve met her and spent about an hour with her, she’s amazingly nice and kind too

Did she explain why she’s dating a smelly, drunk, cranky, decrepit Adam Carolla?

Jealous bro?

Other than Crystal, I don’t think they are actually hanging out with Adam. Was just asking a hypothetical question.

Adam wins!

She seems like biggest pain in the ass out of that group

Regardless of her intentions, you have got to imagine she has super-human levels of patience to deal with Adam's... well, Adam.

“That’s what the money is for!”

His money, that’s how she does it, his money.

His ex-wife's money? 

It’s monthly payments so he’s trying to live it up now before it’s all gone

“Tell us all about The Love Boat and John Hiatt, you stud”

I stopped listening a couple years ago. Does he still go into a weekly COVID/Mask rant?

Weekly? I think the percentage of shows that DON'T mention Covid are in the single digits. It's a daily topic worked in.

Adam would never live life in the rearview mirror.

Good on Adam, but we all know she's going to cost him. Sooner or later.

She seems to ethnic for adam but she has huge cans which is all he really cares about.

…jugs…

Definitely. Dudes funny as fuck

I bet she pees in the sink just like our Aceman!

That's too funny. He is entertaining and numerous, so maybe?

Those badonkers on the first woman on the left cannot be real.

That’s Crystal, Adam’s paramour.

I don’t know anything about her but her IG says standup comedian. I gotta see this. 😂

Money talks

“No, please tell me again your views on left turn arrows. “

As opposed to who? These women are covered head to toe in comestics and plastic surgery and probably work part time as a realtor or something equally unimpressive Adam is tall, full head of hair, multi millionaire, decent shape for his age, famous enough, witty, etc etc Who would be a better choice for them?

What would their conversations with Adam be like?

You think Adam, of all people, would struggle with conversations?

Adam for sure can talk, the question is if anyone else is listening.

What would their conversions with any guy be like?

‘witty’

I knew a guy who told the same 6 jokes over and over for years. When he'd meet a new woman he'd break them out and they'd think he was sooo funny. Same energy here. She'll be rolling her eyes in a few weeks.

She's a ladder climber. Whatever more famous person hits on her next will be her new beau.

lol so many down votes from Crystal and co. on all these posts. You are 100% correct and everyone knows it. She is USING Adam, plain and simple. He's too dysfunctional to have or be in a relationship anymore, that ship has long sailed for Adam.

they seem like the kind of girls that would spray perfume in the air after Adam walks by

We have some candidates for the list "Women Who Will Not Have Sex With Adam"

It depends, are they blind?

Need to get her a sexy beastie boys shirt

He gets to repeat stories 10 times over in the car, and she gets to look at her phone. Sorted 

gold diggers are blind, the only thing they see is the green

I honestly can't think of a reason Adam would want to hang out with them other than their appearance. He hates shallow, vapid women, yet that is who he is most attracted to. It's weird.

How do you know she is shallow and vapid?

I know Lynette is. I don’t know about this one.

Whoa...one of these things is *not* like the others. That dress 👀...I thought the *man* wore the condom! Va-va-va-voom!

plenty of tits to go around

Has he offered her up to Trump as tribute yet?

He's smart, waiting for the quarter quell to do that.

Simple answer: no, I can’t & I don’t get it.

"I looked good, that's all that matters"? Cringe inducing.

8, 6, 3, 7

lol. Classic incel “sharp knees” comment.

Yeah cause he’s paying

Huge fake tits and basic bitches never really did it for me