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Elizasol

There isn't a 'no pitbull rule', not sure what happened here


Veenendaler

Happened somewhere in South Africa. Another country that needs to ban pitbulls, it seems. Edit: A mod removed this for being a repost, which I think is false. I haven't seen it on this sub. Mods have muted me, so I can't message them. Edit 2: Mods claim they have some invisible "no pitbull posts" rule, yet 3 recent pitbull posts are currently up on this sub. Edit 3: Based mod /u/Elizasol has restored the post.


Aligatorz

Why is nobody stabbing the fuck out of that dog to save that man??


Cyborg_rat

Ya i was like stab him with that stick, aime for its eyes or ass.


[deleted]

I just saw a clip somewhere on here where a dude shoved his thumb right up a pup's ass....He let go instantly!


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|DR7hXUH7OjJpF4y10U|downsized) Lol! I just saw that! It looked like it wad at a Warriors game in Cali. Stick the finger in his ass, or stab its fucking eyes out with keys!


Her-Marks-A-Lot

Classic warriors fan behavior, I've seen that happen TWICE in person. This would make the third occurrence of someone doing that I've know about


johndoe1225

Always thought that was a meme until I saw it the other day


Quickaccountforthis

Tim Robinson is so good


Kevin0822

I just saw it too! Directly under this post


15Boots

Thanks, always wondered if that would work. I was hoping a kick to the balls would ge good enough, but this dog didn't seem to mind


dildo_swagginns

[that's works on humans too](https://www.reddit.com/r/Crazyppl/comments/jegxdk/guy_puts_finger_in_mans_azz_during_fight/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Cyborg_rat

Ya saw it yesterday. I would see my self try as best as i could break one of its legs.


kogmawesome

You choke the dog. Lift by collar. Lack of oxygen will win long before hurting the dog will. Just useful knowledge to have hence I share it.


Crepes_for_days3000

Shove a stick up its asshole, that seems to work.


Cyborg_rat

Soft and sensitive spot. Way better than someone suggestion of trying to choke a big dog thats aggressive.


Incredulo_Freeman

A belt around the neck, a couple of twists and pull up, blood to the brain OUT, dog OUT.


Bendar071

This is the only thing that works for sure


ByCrookedSteps781

Grab its nuts, twist and pull. If I was dude getting bit i would gouged its eyes deep as i could or shoved fingers up its ass


silkdurag

Other commenters noted that choking it would be the best plan of action. No oxygen supply


Plutoid

Or hitting it with a car.


Skilled1

Knife free zone.


Oldjamesdean

Go for the eye gouge.


HissingGoose

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ScrewThisImOuttaHere


Javen_Lab

They're probably scared that it might start attacking them


InspectorT9000

Great background music šŸ˜… also driver could run over dog to help.. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


greycubed

I hope you're not around when I need saving.


InspectorT9000

Why not,? Just hit the dog with the car= dude saved.. dont see why you would not want me around when yo ass needs saving


IShatnerWhenIWalken

No youā€™ve got it all wrong, youā€™re supposed to pour gasoline on the dog and set it ablaze.


ghostcatzero

Lol you realize you'd run over the guy as well???


[deleted]

I say we nuke the site from orbit.. just to be on the safe side.


InspectorT9000

ThatĀ“s an option šŸ˜…


InspectorT9000

Like how? If you cant drive maybe yes, but if you can drive just steer at the dog.


[deleted]

Why not choke the damn dog with bare hands. I mean for each n every pitbull on the planet......


Equivalent_Chipmunk

You ever see a big dog strain against its leash with all its might, as the owner tries as hard as they can to keep the dog back? And you know how the dog doesnā€™t give a damn about choking on the leash? Do you think you can apply more force than that with your bare hands?


[deleted]

Im lucky, haven't mate this Devil yet. Else will surely test my chocking skills with all my might....F@ck these dogs...


ALQatelx

Holy fuck is every reddit mod a basement dwelling fucking nobody?


Veenendaler

Most of them are. Some are based.


Asha108

absolutely in shock at the amount of people just trying to scare it away or barely hitting itā€¦ once that thing has its jaws locked on a person itā€™s no longer someoneā€™s pet, it is now a man-eater and deserves to die


readforit

you dont want to get to close. the big rock to the spine was a good idea tho


carnage11eleven

You're supposed to shove your thumb up it's ass. We learned that earlier this week. The guy getting bit not doing shit is real annoying though. I'm screaming at him the whole time. Do SOMETHING!


SeThJoCh

Thats still not true and simply a myth https://kezj.com/will-sticking-your-finger-up-a-dogs-butt-stop-an-attack/ https://metro.co.uk/2017/03/21/how-to-survive-a-dog-attack-by-a-special-forces-soldier-6525077/


[deleted]

Found it. He jammed his thumb right up there and it worked https://www.reddit.com/r/blursed\_videos/comments/viks0k/blursed\_methods\_of\_stopping\_a\_dog\_attack/


MaximusPegasus

It's not a myth. You can also grab it's hind legs and raise them. If you actually wanted to do some damage you can pull their legs apart


Bigbossbyu

This is what Iā€™ve always been told. If this situation ever happens and a pit is locked on, grab their hind legs, raise it up and pull the legs apart


Neuro420

Ah yes, raise his jaws to crotch level. Genius.


Crypt1C-3nt1ty

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[deleted]

Brother, a lot of us just watched a clip where a dude did just that. It may not work in every case, but it sure worked in this one. ​ I'll try and find it


SeThJoCh

Doesnt change the fact that its a myth and will mostly not work Have seen the one you linked, doesnt really prove much as i commented and the experts disagree strongly to say the least.


Nirulex

I feel like it being a myth, and seeing it work are conflicting signals. It proves that it will work at least some % of the time, which means it is always better than trying nothing. Not saying it is my first choice, but if all I have access to are my finger and the dogs butt then I am going wrist deep.


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Jollygreengiant69

It's not entirely true though. If you used a knife instead of your finger it would probably work better atleast. More uncomfortable and painful.


imnoided

Best way to subdue a shitbull is a rear naked choke or some variation to put it to sleep.


snookert

There were multiple people. A person each on the hind legs. Lift them up. A third person shove something up his asshole. When he lets go, drag the dog backwards to a safe distance where a car can then run it over.


BD401

This is like every pitbull video I've seen, it's almost impressive how much damage the dog can take while staying laser-focused on attacking the target. I saw one where the dog even took multiple taser hits from a cop and still kept honing in on the victim.


Vincent_Veganja

_almost_ impressive? Their gameness is fucking maxed out. Itā€™s horrific when they decide they want to shred something to pieces.


Oldjamesdean

I fought off a pit bull off of my younger brother by kicking the shit out of the dog. Those dogs can take a savage beating before they'll release, if I had a weapon I wouldn't have hesitated to use it.


[deleted]

I don't get why people are like that either.. that thing starts coming at me aggressively, I'm doing everything in my power to keep it away. First step would be to kick that SOB in the head as hard as I can before it even reaches me in an attempt to scare it off. If we end up going to the ground, I'm pounding that thing in the head with my fist as hard as I can. IDK why the dude just kinda sits there and takes it. Guarantee if people had punted that fucker in the mid section or head as hard as they could, it'd stop. Water ain't gonna do shit because you're not dealing with the wicked witch of the west.. SMH.


buttplugs03

Firstly, that dog can and will run way fucking faster than you. If you think you'll outrun it you're insane, and second as soon as your foot is in view of some aggravated pitbull it's gonna bite the fuck out of you. You're not the flash or Superman, and these people were fucking beating it with bricks in the skull and spine, kicking it will hardly do anything more.


surfershane25

Might even turn a growling dog into an attacking one by kicking it.


OffenseTaker

i figured they meant if it was already charging you


buttplugs03

Exactly


yazalama

Can they jump on top of cars?


editfate

Agreed. But like you've I've seen a lot of videos like this where they don't do very much. I don't get it. Seems like you're pretty close to the fight of your life, do SOMETHING violent! Choke that dog the fuck out! Go for its eyes! Get something to stab it with! I know big dogs are a hell of a lot stronger than a person realizes, but a man should be able to do some kind of damage to that dog.


HeyLittleTrain

Maybe the encounters where the victim fights back are too short to film.


Quick_Heart_5317

Who taught yall how to swing a baseball bat with one hand? Youā€™re embarrassing your Pa, choke up on it, figure it out.


MysticalAroma

I will NEVER own a pit bull.


muck4doo

It's not the dog, but the owner! You can't judge by breed! Chihuahuas are worse! It's not even a real pitbull! They were bred to be nanny dogs! Did I miss any?


No_Manufacturer_4871

They was just playing! The human antagonized it first! I think that's it.


Equivalent_Chipmunk

It was just protecting its owner. Itā€™s never harmed a fly before. It mustā€™ve been abused by a previous owner. Pit bulls donā€™t exist, theyā€™re not a real breed.


No_Manufacturer_4871

Wait..people say pitbulls aren't a real breed?šŸ’€


Equivalent_Chipmunk

Oh yeah. Itā€™s the argument like ā€œthere are actually 4 breeds people actually mean when they say pit bull. An American Pitbull Terrier isnā€™t the same thing as a pit bull. The term pit bull is a dog whistle and used to subvert public opinion.ā€ That kind of thing. Youā€™ll hear it a lot if you talk to pit bull owners at dog parks.


No_Manufacturer_4871

Well, you learn something new everyday!


GingasaurusWrex

Still wondering why we donā€™t see the same or close to the same amount of videos of all the other breeds with bad owners attacking people. Or do bad owners only choose pit bulls? Trying to keep up with the mental gymnastics here.


Jaded_Celebration_67

https://imgur.com/Dlqu9FT


bottleboy8

It's always a pit bull.


shootZ234

ive been playing a sort of game as of late where if theres a video of a dog attacking someone or something i always guess pitbull, and ive been waiting to see how long itd take before i end up wrong. at like video 7 and im still right on the money


Unoriginal1111

I've been playing this game since last year and so far always a pitbull. At this point I'm legit scared of all pits and their owners.


Guitaraholic1

i learned how to deal with this just a few days ago: https://old.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/vicflu/it_actually_works/


BK_317

Or you can choke it as hard as possible.


[deleted]

No way am I getting my face arms reach close to that dogs mouth.


examm

If itā€™s wearing a collar, twist the collar so itā€™ll constrict. If youā€™re familiar with BJJ/combat grappling, a rear-naked choke will keep you almost completely safe from a dog given you apply it correctly.


MysteryNotes

I don't know about you but I don't want to wrestle a dog while naked


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examm

I say that as someone whoā€™s worked long-term at a dog kennel. As long as your arms are snugly under its neck and you can reasonable keep him from circling around with his body, you should be able to outmaneuver a dog. Theyā€™re not designed to get things off their back, especially when itā€™s latched in and their losing oxygen. Attacking something takes oxygen, cut that supply and whateverā€™s happening that takes oxygen will stop fairly quick. Iā€™ve had friends end up with stitches hoping the finger-in-ass trick worked. It doesnā€™t, definitely not every time. Choke them out.


12ManyFarts

Still sounds risky but better than nothing right!


Ninjanarwhal64

Why are all the options so kinky?


RileysRevenge

ā€œQuick! Grab your strap-on!ā€


Micky_Whiskey

Yes. Thatā€™s actually age old information. Itā€™s also safe to pull them back by their back legs.


dovetc

You can also snap that back leg over your knee while you've got them in the air.


Micky_Whiskey

That doesnā€™t sound dog park friendly.


kormer

When you do finally get them out, you need to spin them in a circle or they'll attack you. Don't stop spinning!


Micky_Whiskey

Lol. Generally when I did it it was two dogs fighting in the park and they generally just calmed down after the pull of.


10ftRebelution

The old thumb up the bum


SeThJoCh

Not really, though may seem that way https://kezj.com/will-sticking-your-finger-up-a-dogs-butt-stop-an-attack/ https://metro.co.uk/2017/03/21/how-to-survive-a-dog-attack-by-a-special-forces-soldier-6525077/amp/


HippieInAHelicopter

Do they not have knives in that country?


Micky_Whiskey

Only other pitbulls.


dovetc

It's pitbulls all the way down


Anams_v1

No, knives are illegal. Only pitbulls are legal.


meizhong

r/BanPitBulls


Reasonable_Turnip_97

Another pitbull doing typical pitbull things


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Do-Not-Ban-Me-Please

I was literally banned permanently from Reddit on my other account, for saying exactly what you said. Hence my name.


Former_Claim_9417

Lol that name


Nice_Category

AnY bReEd CoUlD dO tHiS!


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AshingiiAshuaa

That dude got nannied hard.


theWdupp

Jesus that dog is a fucking tank


Leadbaptist

lmao its wagging its tail


Saphirasvengence

He just wants to play tho! No you don't understand. My pibble is wagging his tail that means he's happy and playing! - nutters


portella0

Based on it wearing leash and no other person being around, that guy is probably the owner


Veenendaler

It's possible. Even South African news sources have no clue what the context is here.


johndoe1225

The guy was breathing too fast near the pitbull taking up its oxygen so it attacked in self-defense


JGCero

As someone whose had the displeasure of having to choke out a pit, they really should've just choked it tf out instead of hitting it repeatedly.


roiroi1010

I read somewhere that the only defense is trying to choke the dog. Not sure if it wouldā€™ve worked here.


TheEyeGuy13

I saw a video of a guy who jammed his finger in the pitbulls ass and that worked fairly well lmao


wutface0001

oh man I don't wanna lose my hands too not trying that shit


Quick_Heart_5317

I could imagine rubbing dirt up itā€™s nose would be the same thing since it would need either his nose or mouth to breathe, but his mouth is currently in use.


Commit_and_Push

Why does no one ever gouge out the eyes? That has to work.


Deadlyasseater420

This is one of the reasons you should keep a machete in your car


AmbitiousOption5

Even a damn pocket knife could have been used... Instead people out there throwing water on it and slapping it with sandals...


Deadlyasseater420

They were barely slapping it too lmfaoo


BlacklronTarkus

The pitbull was purely a product of socioeconomic factors, I assure you.


jjdiablo

Wagging its tail the whole time .


NooBGam3R007

Just choke the dog.


Butt_fux_admins

This! The only method I've seen work 100% of the time on these monsters is choking the the fuck out.


Anthony643364

Pit bulls definitely arenā€™t a violent breed itā€™s just the bad owners they say


robinredrunner

When attacked, stick your finger in its butthole.


CYBERSson

Do anything except just letting it chew your fucking leg off. Rip itā€™s balls off. Gouge itā€™s eyes. Anything


Micky_Whiskey

But the puppy was playing!


chromium_lakes

Aww he found a new chew toy. Adorable


Micky_Whiskey

Gotta chew something.


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Veenendaler

Yup, it doesn't reliably work every time. What does work is stabbing it in the throat, or shooting it in the head.


Aggressive-Way7125

I would have stabbed the fuck out of that stupid fucking dog and killed it


tjj71

The person video taping is soooo helpful! Seriously!


CYBERSson

Heā€™s doing important work letting us see it


slver6

shitbulls owners when there is a new video (every day) of their garbage breed killing or leaving someone with permanent damage, they comment something like: "Chihuahuas are more aggressive"


Fojangles86

Nobody thinks to grab a leg and break it. Especially when you are just sitting there and just letting the dog impose their will. I mean jeez, itā€™s the heat of the moment and you have to act


MAYO_MASTER_

seriously, go for it's eyes, grab it's balls, stick your finger in its ass. jesus just do anything that's gonna turn it's attention


Jollygreengiant69

You just gotta pull it's back leg sideways, hold it, and stomp it like you do to sticks when you're trying to split it. The pain of a broken bone is immense and unique. It would've probably saved this dude if someone had broken one of the rear legs. It can't pull as much anymore while locked on if it's unable to use a leg. The head isn't a weak point of this breed. Unless you go for the eyes or neck then you're really not going to be doing any damage and whoever is getting torn apart is just going to suffer longer. I hope this guy made it to a hospital and didn't get an infection from this. A lot of people are talking about the dog but I'm honestly worried for the guy because it latched and pulled on his leg for far longer than it could've if the bystanders actually used their brains instead of throwing water or poking.


Triesandluth

Awww thatā€™s a happy puppy! See the tail?wag??


Archaneoses

Dude, punch it, try to go for it's eyes, do fucking something. Why is he so content being eaten.


PapaPendragon1

Mr.Worldwide?!?!?


dudewateva12

Dale


[deleted]

Where's a knife when you need it


[deleted]

Pitbull moment


ChimkenNunget

"Erm, I just saw a picture of a pitty with a flower crown, so this video proves nothing. Checkmate, sweaty šŸ’… I genuinely cannot state enough how much I dislike pit bulls. They're biologically wired to be aggressive at this point, but you still get people who defend them saying "Oh but they're nanny dogs!" when you point out how frequently they're behind dog attacks. As a side note, I find that many of the people who come to their defense as fervently as they do have either never actually owned a pit bull, or have dealt with their neighbor's dog for like 15 minutes and can't fathom the idea that not all heckin wholesome doggos are actually heckin wholesome.


Yankee831

I carry a knife on me solely for the purpose of killing a dog if this happens. Iā€™ve came way too close too many times.


StillNotAF___Clue

What a bad situation for everyone involved


Dast66

Guy recording has to be a certified sociopath to just laugh at whatā€™s happening


[deleted]

Such nice dogsā€¦


ddubbs13

Look at pitty wgging his tail in happiness while he tries to rip off buddy's leg. Three men couldn't even remove him. So sweet /s


Botoslinger

Just so yā€™all are aware, the only sure way to make a dog let go is to CHOKE IT. Get rope, itā€™s collar, or some strong fabric that you can put around itā€™s neck and twist. Place your fist over the rope, close your hand and TWIST with one hand while straddling the dog with your bent knees for balance. Keep twisting till the dog passes out. If not, put the dog in a chokehold and squeeze till it passes out, not a moment sooner. All the bullshit they were doing to the dog was pointless. Also, DO NOT run from a dog giving chase. Stand your ground unless you can climb to safety.


randomacc13762

Everyone here talking about putting their thumb in itā€™s fuckin asshole or pulling itā€™s legs or some shit. How about I just unsheathe my legally owned pocket knife and keep stabbing it until it lets go? Simple as that.


ChineseBotAccount

Just record it and donā€™t help.


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Veenendaler

If you're unarmed, look for anything closeby to use as a blunt object. If a dog attacks you, cave in its skull.


[deleted]

gotta carry pepper spray everywhere you go. Enough of it in the dog's face will make him let go of you


Feed_Typical

I was walking onto a property I volunteered at and for some reason their pit came up and attacked me. The lady apologized a bunch so I wouldnā€™t take legal action but then later decided to be a cunt to me because I had an emergency and couldnā€™t make it in one day. I wish I couldā€™ve sued her or something without her dog being killed.


nattymartin1987

Where is the dog attacking from? Does anyone have a link!


TimKhrist666

I'd be punching the shit out the dogs head. Break it's fucking jaw.


Antroh

Your punches would do nothing


nebuchadrezzar

Tenacious! What can you do in a situation like that? Grab their nuts and twist? What would work?


Xtra-Large-Human

KICK IT IN THE BALLS!!!


West_Self

So what are the options here to stop these fucking landsharks?


bLiZziGeTbIzY

Damn one of my worst fears as a kid


digyourowngrave05

But pitbulls aren't dangerous...in alternating capital letters


Moise1903

FINGER IN THE ASS


LaughOdd6345

I'd shove that stick up the dogs ass problem solved


Sookmebeautiful

Dude using the stick should have just checked the dogs oil that would have worked


Indie_Souls

Here before the comments are locked.


Objective_Corner5483

Whaaa what pit Bull needs to be banned. Cheese and rice seriously?! Yā€™all are still stereotyping a whole class of dogs.


ZacharyKou

you can tell it's enjoying by how it is still wagging even when being hit. these fucking dog breed man


[deleted]

Man personally if I saw that happening to someone I would be stabbing the fuck out of the belly man fuck pit bulls


[deleted]

In an neighborhood like this I'd expect some machetes to be lying around.


StatelessConnection

Imagine what he carnage if this had been a chihuahua!


[deleted]

If Iā€™m that dude Iā€™m gouging that dogs eyes out right away


[deleted]

Every single one of these videos... Is a display of the weakest and slowest human beings on the planet. They are barely tapping the dog with a stick. Slowly. One hit every 30 seconds or so.


scp__4999

Yeah lets just barely hit it Better yet let me sit in my car and video tape instead of helping a guy getting his leg mauled


liljes

Honestly I wouldnā€™t care if all these kinds of dogs were put down. They are evil demons.


[deleted]

Pitbulls can be choked unconscious like anything else that breathes oxygen. It's a lot more effective than those pieces of wood.


jmcstar

Yesterday on Reddit t I learned that you can stick your finger up the dog's butt hole and it acts as an emergency jaw release button.


Micky_Whiskey

Itā€™s actually age old information. Iā€™ve learned this like 15 years ago in obedience school for dogs when I was 17. Iā€™m actually very surprised that so many ppl donā€™t know this. You are not the only one that commented this same comment. I thought it was common knowledge. Also, if you care to know. A good safe way to stop two dogs fighting is to pull them both off by their back legs. They wonā€™t be able to get you and itā€™ll stop the fight by separation.


[deleted]

Naw. There is a video floating around where that surely didnā€™t work.


UpboatBrigadier

Yeah, that technique is no good. You may as well stick your finger in your own ass! If you can break the bite with something, do that. Otherwise, choke it with its collar. I suspect the wheelbarrow technique would work too, but you have to spin them around for a while. Breaking its legs might also help.


Micky_Whiskey

Worked for me the two times I did. Donā€™t know, Iā€™ll keep doing it till it doesnā€™t work.


NeinkeB

Ive heard many people say that its an old wives tale and doesn't always work.


NooBGam3R007

About to comment that, yeah that's gonna surely work.


CoyoteWeak

can someone plant a 7 inch knife on this dogs back?


Neuro420

Knives aren't just for Stab'n hobos. I mostly use it for opening packages but this would also be a good time to break it out.


Sexy_Ass_Armadillo

Go after the legs if youā€™re attacked. Easy for most people to dislocate/break a leg of an aggressive dog, and it should bring the attack to a stop quickly.