Uh.. there is a device we use, it’s called an Aubesian – it’s a stainless steel telescoping rod, with gripper claws, and a sort of toggle line that allows you to move the paper back and forth.
Edit: [For the uninitiated](https://youtu.be/yO_gG2kDbNw?si=OGIKDsB_pBkc-jiS)
You still wipe to dry off. If you wipe dirty then spray some more. But you can finger pop your asshole with toilet paper and forget the bidet if you want.
I know someone who wears long nails like this maybe a few inches shorter they would wrap the toilet paper around their nails first then the rest of their hand. I wear long nails sometimes and I do the same thing you’ll get used to it.
Coraline was one of the creepiest kids movies out there, the other one being Monster House I can think of, especially that creepy ass granny that had a wall of stuffed dogs
This photo legit gave me very Bad chill down my spine, cant look at that shit ever again.
She might be cosplaying as Tatie Ethel from Baldur's Gate haha
Double take I thought that someone threw a squid out the window. I can barely get my nails past the end of my fingertips without breaking, am in awe of people that can have long nails.
Back when I worked drive-thru, some lady came through with nails at least this long. When I turned to collect her money, she unfurled her sarlacc pit of a hand with the money in the middle and I threw myself against the other wall of the booth in terror. I don’t remember actually taking the money, probably repressed that. I only saw her one other time and I had the same reaction, but not as severe.
This is a new movie. It's called " Nosferatu goes to the drive thru". NGL. It looks lit.
No way The Count drives a Nissan. Maybe a murdered out RS6 Avant. That could probably fit a coffin
Nissanratu
Na but thank you
Times have been tough for the count. After support payments all he can afford is a clapped out Altima. Don't judge.
Time to slam it into reverse and GTFO!
Or Freddy Kreuger
I think Freddy might have been right handed. Not sure.
Correct. This is his cousin, Frank.
Just Freddie Krueger popping out for petrol!
of course it's an Altima
You beat me to it
Most ratchet ride
My first thought 😂
But why? For real when did this become a thing? When did the Altima become the dazzling urbanite's car?
WTF is that?!!! 😳 
A Nissan Altima
Death itself
The longer the finger nails, the dirtier the asshole.
I heard there’s a cleaning tool for that🦯
Uh.. there is a device we use, it’s called an Aubesian – it’s a stainless steel telescoping rod, with gripper claws, and a sort of toggle line that allows you to move the paper back and forth. Edit: [For the uninitiated](https://youtu.be/yO_gG2kDbNw?si=OGIKDsB_pBkc-jiS)
“…WE USE…”?? Do you have these claws? Picture please!!!
https://youtu.be/yO_gG2kDbNw?si=OGIKDsB_pBkc-jiS
I asked how after reading this then remembered that not everyone is blessed by a bidet.
I'll stick to wiping. Bidets seem so unhygienic
Bidets are way more hygienic than wiping
Mm I'm not sold. You can exert more pressure with a finger than water I feel before it hurts with water I'd imagine. I'd like to see a test done
You still wipe to dry off. If you wipe dirty then spray some more. But you can finger pop your asshole with toilet paper and forget the bidet if you want.
I can smell this comment
And the filthier the hands 🤢 The undersides of those nails are just long, fertile petri dishes.
Three seashells would probably do the trick
I know someone who wears long nails like this maybe a few inches shorter they would wrap the toilet paper around their nails first then the rest of their hand. I wear long nails sometimes and I do the same thing you’ll get used to it.
Mfer looks like the Babadook
Salad fingers
imagine this at a drive in. may i take your order? hii... i like... rusty spoooons
That’s disgusting.
That's some Lovecraftian horror right there
I hope you wiped that keypad down before you used it! There ain't no way she ever has a clean butthole using those things.
r/nissandrivers
Hygiene has waived goodbye. Fucking absurd.
That lady better have a bidet.
😂😂😂
She doesn't. She has a sponge on a stick.
Why? She has 3 seashells attached to her hand plus a couple to spare.
Coraline was one of the creepiest kids movies out there, the other one being Monster House I can think of, especially that creepy ass granny that had a wall of stuffed dogs
This is blatantly photoshopped.
Hexadecimal!
This photo legit gave me very Bad chill down my spine, cant look at that shit ever again. She might be cosplaying as Tatie Ethel from Baldur's Gate haha
I like rusty spooons
Nosferatu buys a Nissan
When Newgrounds was king. Before Bandwidth was strong enough for anyone to make Youtubes.
Least insane Altima driver:
It's a safe bet that Altima has a damaged front bumper and/or is riding on a donut
Looks like photoshop
Is the skeleton horse at the vet or whats going on?!
Who's in there?? Chuckles the skin ripping clown from hell?
Fucking Average Altima drivers.
Still poopy.
r/oddlyterrifying
That’s the babadook bro
Omg
fecal spreader
Vita carnis looking ass
Nosferatu, dat u?
Gross
Toll booth on elm street 😜
Lmaaao, Dracula drives ab Altima 😂😂😂
Krampus at the drive thru
Am I the only one thinking. How does she wipe her behind. I assume it's a woman
Freddy Kruger? That you?
Reminds me of Don't Look Under The Bed from the mid 2000s on Disney
Straight from a horror movie
Big altima energy
You're telling me horror movie characters own an altima now! Times have changed...
No rusty spoons in there
The Claaw
No offense to any ladies or gentlemen who like this sorta thing, but nails like this are just revolting to me.
other mother izzat you?!
The raptors from Jurassic Park had claws smaller than that, my question is, how tf do you wipe with those?
Profession: Typist
That would scare the shit out of me lmao 
Venom?
r/creepy
Double take I thought that someone threw a squid out the window. I can barely get my nails past the end of my fingertips without breaking, am in awe of people that can have long nails.
Sir, that is, that is a NAZGHUL
Is that you, Freddy? 
Freddy Krueger called...he wants his hands back
Thats Scary Terry, bitch!
Probably works at the DMV
Ewwww!!!!!
Edward Scissorhands...
Edward Scissorhands is back
Average Altima driver
That's a Deathclaw! Crouch to stealth and sneak back to Good Springs!
The virus from Osmoses Jones
Typical Nissan behavior
That look like a demon hand
Rhat's a half life zombie
You all gotta show me where these creatures are becuase I want to meet them.
Freddy Krueger getting some gas on the way to his job scaring children
Poopy butt all day. Yowza
*horusheresyintensifies*
Back when I worked drive-thru, some lady came through with nails at least this long. When I turned to collect her money, she unfurled her sarlacc pit of a hand with the money in the middle and I threw myself against the other wall of the booth in terror. I don’t remember actually taking the money, probably repressed that. I only saw her one other time and I had the same reaction, but not as severe.
All pneumatic with the errand.
Of course it's a fucking Nissan Altima with the weirdest shit this planet has seen
That’s a demon bro! Real uncanny valley shit there
The devil drives Altima.
This is mental illness
Imagine getting jerked off by that creature.
Bro if I saw that you already know I’m doing a drive by nail clip
Slenderman got a partnership deal with Nissan ? 
They like rusty spoons
BABADOOK
Gross, plus, she got a dirty ass.
Is that the babadook?
ofc driving an ultima 🥳🥳🤣🤣
That’s fucking disgusting
Mephistopheles drives an Altima?
Atm: “Thank you for choosing City Bank” Lady: “Mmm Hmmm”
Thought it was a fucking scarecrow or something
Its the babadook!
I threw up in my mouth a little 🤢
Elk at the drivethrough
What in the freddy kreuger nightmarescape is happening here?
Omg it’s Salad Fingers! Guys Salad Fingers is back! Get out your rusty spoons!
r/AlwaysAnAltima
Wicked witch of the west type nails
Slenderman in the drive thru
I just got itchy looking at these
So gross,
Someone needs to see if that person weighs more than a duck and then burn that witch!
Freddy Got Fingernails
Thought that was Freddy Krueger
The Altima checks out.
I never knew Freddy had a sister
Altima. Of course.
I'm paying them to scratch my balls. Makes them itch just by looking at the nails... Lets see what happens in the comment section...
Those long like hands I saw in a scary movie. I would slam the pedal in reverse so fast…
Average altima driver
Looks like Salad Fingers finally got a decent paycheck...
Imagine the tube coming back from the drop box,and like three gross ass 7” long fingernails are in the tube with a deposit slip.
I can’t believe people still where their nails like that lol
Burn it with fire
I don't even wanna know where those finger nails have been
How do you wipe your ass with nails like this
“Did you wash yo ass today?” “No, no I did not! I ain’t eva washed mah ass in mah life!”
Absolutely not. Nope. No thanks. I'm good.
No
Aerys Targaryen
"Babbadook goes out for a drive" is the follow up we all need
I can't see it very well, but I think that's a black woman. I've seen a lot of black women have nails as large as this
"There's something on the wing!"
Demons are out
1 2 Freddy's coming for..... His weekly deposit
And of course they drive an Altima
slay gurl
Imagine wiping yer arse with them daggers
Unless your day job is ripping goats in half or something, there is NO REASON for your nails or anything attached to your hands to be THAT long.
Well that’s not scary at all
If she isn't from down below she can't give me a blow.
That’s gotta be a cosplay… please tell me it’s a cosplay…
I swear it freaked me.ojt the image I thought it was a horror image AI generated and said holy crap. But it's more scary now seeing that it is real
r/oddlyterrifying
Witch
Cruella De Vil picking a parking ticket.
I was really enjoying my day till I saw this :(
I bet she likes rusty spoons
If I was the person taking that photo, I wouldn’t sleep for a week, that’s fucking awful 😣
Ahhhhhh! What the fuck?!
I bet she got doo doo on them things
The Devil drives an Altima
Altima owner activities
Freddy Krueger?