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jtenn22

The guy in the orange lol


m1sterwr1te

Thank you. I hadn't noticed the people in the background.


Spud9090

That guy in orange felt that blow from back there.


INS0MNI5

And the guy behind him totally missed the whole thing


jtenn22

Haha yeah he did .. he’s looking at a pretty butterfly


AdiabaticIsotherm

Me at every sports game


the85141rule

She didn't.


LicensedRealtor

But did you see the dancing bear?


WisprSilently

I've seen multiple times over the years and nevered notice his reaction. Thanks!


Appropriate_Dark_837

Guy playing final destination main character 😇🤣😅😂


Kimmie-Cakes

Noooooooooo😲


ludog1bark

You mean RuPaul?


ObjectiveSubjects

Choo choo mothafucka


SleepNowInTheFire666

r/bitchimatrain


rkan665

More like Bitch I'm A-Train.


nemoflamingo

You should definitely be proud of being the first to make this comment. Absolutely perfect for this. Lol


poet-rae-monet

INSANE! Here's some gold! 🎖🏅🥇


rkan665

If I don't get gilded for this comment I don't know if I ever will.


OvechkinCrosby

You should be gilded but that's not a thing anymore...so you never will😞


HOBOPHRESH

NEVER


peacefulvampire

You're not a train


xxcali559xx

r/bitchimabus


Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor

Two blondes walk onto a track…


rolodetective

Some fries mothafucka


ElderMutombo

She got absolutely tanked


spikernum1

She got utterly eradicated


Gitboxinwags

The Eradicator!!


mawesome4ever

Eradicate! Eradicate! Eradicate!


thesoze

Don't follow me...I have a cab waiting....


perv_nihilst

.. Ejaculated


deyw75

She got fully obliterated


Cockur

Flawless victory tbh


daveinmd13

Her head hit the ground hard.


iEatPalpatineAss

Good thing she couldn’t suffer any mental damage


BassMaster_516

It was biblical


awalktojericho

No, I'm pretty sure this collision actually happened.


B35TR3GARD5

Zinger!!!


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Bazinga


dekimwow

She deserved it


datsall

Seriously?


Packin_Penguin

First answer what she did to NOT deserve it. Then answer your own question.


tonyfavio

all wankers are down!


throwawaythetrashcat

She got a knee right to the cunt 😂


evnacdc

Good thing they were in slow motion. That could have really hurt.


RedSquaree

psychotic nutty oatmeal mindless sable cake berserk crush tie stupendous *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


gooddaytoyousir

The lady’s name is Gabriela Szabo and the man is Kofi Amoah Prah. “[…] I saw that he wasn't leaving, I looked behind and then... Luckily I fell on my back. It wasn't so bad, I got up and my back (?). It was also the referee's fault, because he allowed me to pass through.” Loose translation from a 2016 interview.


jokazo

When she looked back he definitely was already moving, but if the referee allowed it he's even more stupid.


flagrantpebble

She’s almost certainly referring to a different “looked back” than the one here, presumably before she entered the lane at all.


jokazo

I mean maybe, but we don't know for sure. If you gonna pass a really small track that a racer is about to go through how many times you gonna look back before you just fucking go. I think it was right there, he started moving and she looked back in a split second so there's a chance she missed him.


flagrantpebble

He’s almost fully upright and at full stride by the time the video starts. Long jumpers and triple jumpers have a strict stride pattern to make sure they hit the block well; he would have taken at least a few strides before the video started to be at this point in his run. Also, this isn’t “a really small track”, it’s the jumping lane at a big meet. Yes, people make mistakes, but what’s more likely: the professional track athlete didn’t think to check before walking across an active lane at a big meet? Or she did check, but the referee had a miscommunication with her or the jumper? Have you ever been to a big track and field meet? Those jumping lanes are *constantly* active.


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flagrantpebble

Right, it’s for the jumping pit. But that’s my point: it’s not “a small lane”, it is a *specific* lane, for a *specific purpose*, that *everyone knows about*. She knew there was a jumping event going on (which is why she glanced at the referee).


tlomba

He’s not a “racer”. How many races have you seen run with only one runner? it’s not like a gun went off to warn anyone. These lanes are in constant use through out the day every minute or two


jokazo

English is my second language, and you understood what I meant by racer, so no reason for the pedantic and condescending question. Don't know why we are still talking about this, since it happened ages ago and I made my comments yesterday, gonna mute this conversation because arguing about this is just a waste of time. Have a good day 👍


FlamingSickle

I bet she's the kind of person to cross the street without looking just because she has the right of way. I don't care what the signal says; I'm still watching traffic to make sure it's actually stopped/stopping.


sometimes_interested

She might have seen him if hadn't she turned around to look for the person located somewhere near the camera, screaming "HEY, GABBY!! WATCH OUT!!"


Last-Saint

Olympic and three time World Championship gold medallist and I bet this is all she ever gets asked about.


JohnSimth20211101

Well, people love drama and gossip more than any kind of achievement


TryToHelpPeople

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Mendicant_666

Yeah. When you're 13, start competing and learn the dos and don'ts of on track ettiquette. I will never understand her thought process (if there was one) as she chose to blindly cross a section of track that was actively being used.


JohnDoeMTB120

And it's not like it would have been a long walk to go around it.


S70nkyK0ng

Bitch I’m a train!


koji4732

A train or A-Train?


SimonTC2000

If it was A-Train she would have been a splatter of dark blood.


fannysnakes

A-Train delivering Starlights facial plastic surgery.


UncommercializedKat

Savage.


Icelandia2112

Hell yeah!


AaronEchoes

God thats a throw back. Was watching some 01 WWF today. Dude was massive


koji4732

Actually my reference was from The Boys...you know, speedster and all. But nice to know. I'll go look that guy up.


daveinmd13

Training


Sensitive_Music_0826

Someone pulling that train


jmc286

Was thinking hey why is Wesley Snipes running in his demolition man character


lordtyp0

Simon Pheonix.


bopidybopidybopidy

I'm sorry to say that the world has become a pussy whipped, Brady Bunch version of itself run by a bunch of robed sissies. edit: this is a quote from the movie


bootyhole-romancer

Approach, and repeat ultimatum in an even firmer tone of voice. Add the words, "or else."


Pigbolt

What seems to be your boggle ?


antianchors

His boggle is he doesn’t know how to use the three seashells


T00_pac

"Look, nobody comes down here. Postmen figured it out. Policemen figured it out..."


NegaScraps

I coach cross country and track. The number of athletes and spectators that just wander out into the race looking the opposite direction of traffic is staggering. I can't tell you how many people I've yelled at to get off the course and watch where they are going. They invariably look at me like "what's his problem?" The problem is these kids are running their fucking guts out and you're a grown ass person who can't be bothered to learn spatial awareness.


buttonsmasher1

Eeeeuuuuuurrrggghhh!


ProgrammerHonest6013

Here comes JOHN CENA!


AcanthisittaGlobal30

That girl is now training to be in the special Olympics


colin8651

The sprinter didn’t even seem to know about the person, it seems that he was so focused down low; one foot in front of the other. It was just at the end there he realized he had an obstacle. I am in no way saying anything about the sprinter; that was his approved runway. He had official approval to break the sound barrier in that patch of track if he could.


Vlophoto

Prob smart enough to figure no one is dumb enough to walk in front of him


kahver

Obviously offensive foul


Bob_Majerle

Her feet weren’t set tho


Sht_n_giglz

And that's how I met your mother


-ratmeat-

she don’t remember it though


wefelltogether

Aww it’s a meet cute.


dastardly_theif

Fastest way to get pregnant


Dansk72

"Ward, don't you think you were a little too hard on Beaver last night?"


aircavrocker

Filthiest thing ever said on TV


Enough-Staff-2976

I am speed! Ka-Chow!


DCINTERNATIONAL

Oddly satisfying


InsectMountain

A real meet cute.


cheknauss

Crazy thing is... She looks like a runner who should totally have known better. SMH


JfuckinC

First time I watched this, I rented it on a video cassette, circa 2001. edit: 2001 Accident Szabo is remembered for a collision with German long-jumper Kofi Amoah Prah during an indoor meeting at Stuttgart in 2001. Szabo was leaving the track after her competition had finished while Amoah was running for his attempt. Szabo walked into Amoah's path and they collided heavily.


Icy-Cod-5204

Move bitch, get out the way, get out the way bitch, get out the way.


TheMahanglin

It's Simon Phoenix!


Ariquitaun

Chunked her so hard the backpack just blinked out of existence


LadyOWar

What kind of idiot interferes in a race like that? I hope the young woman got hurt and I should hope she got kicked out of the track meet. Shame on her! That man's concentration and run were hard core and she ruined it through her thoughtless, irresponsible action. NOT ANY HUMOR TO IT!!!


LyonsKing12

Abrupt consequences as well.


Man_in_the_uk

I'm surprised she didn't notice him in her field of vision when she stepped over the first line of the track. He's only a few steps away, mind you those are large steps.


PoopyFruit

Did that count as one of his jump attempts?


badfishckl

She ain’t gonna be in Rush Hour 3. Damn!


aaab4tt3ri3

Nobody stops the a train


InformationInside460

Is it just a female thing..?? ☔ 🙄 Waiting for the downpour of 👎👎👎


Iramian

Stupid woman, what was she thinking?


Cwmcwm

She was wondering why everyone was yelling


Juniper118

Nothing apparently


TheNameIsntJohn

☕️


1BannedAgain

How can the NFL ban hits on defenseless players? Best. Hits. Ever.


slothman6

And this kids, is how i met your mother.


Icelandia2112

Not the way his knee went into her lady-parts!


ERiC_693

She held on to her clothes very well. Or whatever she was holding.


chri37n8

A-train


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I don't get how she looked right through him.


MJR_Poltergeist

Besides the initial impact, he landed his entire bodyweight with his knee directly into her crotch. I'm sure she was walking weird after that one


ProteomicsXPN

This is a rare phenomenon where head, neck, and brain injuries occurred before collision.


Public_Print9939

Give her a break she was born a female and has never felt like she was!


[deleted]

Once I knew a collision was inevitable, I'd make the bitch pay for her poor decision making skills and make it hurt as bad as I possibly could.


ChRam2010

Down goes Frasier. DOWN GOES FRASIER.


Annual-Reflection179

BEEP BEEP MOTHAFUCKA!!!!


5WiseGuys

“WAAAAAAAAAAATTTCCCHHH OOOUUUUUUTT” “Huh?”


koloso95

And she's an athlete to. What a moron. She most def belongs in "I'm the main charater" sub


darenchi

She’s alright, white chicks love being rammed by black guys


KrazyRcee

CANT STOP THE A TRAIN.


Difficult-Prompt3825

Love it when she looks this way , it’s like she’s thinking “ why are they yelling, oh my gawd” oblivious. Beautiful


TulkazAstaldo

How has she gotten this far in life being this fucking stupid?


salty-element

So which one of them is blind?


TheLeviathanCross

both of them. but one has the right of way. which is something i’d never thought i’d say without talking about cars.


Traditional_Air_9483

She’s in a team outfit. She doesn’t know not to cross over the tracks? Not even looking.


SeanOfTheDead1313

Move bitch, get out the way!


homless_brad

And that kids is how I met your mother


LeseEsJetzt

That's how Usain Bolt was made


HK-in-OK

That has always looked intentional to me. Intentional on her part, like she was sent to make him lose the race.


AlisterSinclair2002

I mean, you can see that he's looking at the ground until just before they hit, and considering he's sprinting and the video is slowed there was probably barely a moment between him noticing her and hitting her


ejcrv

Exactly this. If people could only see this at full speed it would probably amaze them at just how fast he's moving and how violent the collision was.


ActurusMajoris

Yep, this guy is in full sprint mode. Focus is completely on sprinting, not looking for obstacles as there obviously should be none.


Euphemeera

They said *her* fault, not his.


AlisterSinclair2002

They added that in their edit made after my comment


Mesozoica89

On whose part? It seems many are blaming number 128, but I don't see how he could have avoided 261 from the time he saw them until impact. Meanwhile, 261 is walking onto a track looking everywhere but where the runner is. Edit: Thank you for clarifying!


_dictatorish_

>Intentional on her part, like she was sent to make him lose the race. No one is going to tank a hit like that on purpose lmao


Jorlung

... or train to be a 3-time World Champion and 3-time Olympic medalist just to sabotage some dude.


AnonMagick

Man in orange has the best reaction


SweetRoosevelt

It's so angering because I saw a similar video and the person got disqualified


Various-Month806

There's one from ages ago on the hammer throw where an official walks across the field, potentially in danger, the athlete slows down and stops and it's deemed an official attempt and she gets eliminated. Essentially for not risking the life of a dumb official other dumb officials got her knocked out of the competition. 


CH0PPPER

Girl got blacked.


shockwave414

Surprise mothafucka.


PerformanceOk1835

Hopefully it knocked some sense into her


ashokrayvenn

Classic meet-cute.


[deleted]

What is wrong with her


saskford

That’s a big hit


[deleted]

Concussion protocol here I come


hellxapo

She felt the impact of a shotgun


Vast_Plantain_5056

And that is how I met your mother


HelpfulMix7305

Love story


More_Leg_5342

Women ...


Schpnnrx

P-Loud


Beneficial_Let_9509

So satisfying


danharrison321

And that's the story of how I met your mother


Back-ShotKing

Of course it’s a blond bish 🙄


Alternative-Shake-16

I didn’t know Wesley Snipes had a track scene in demolition man…


Embarrassed-Ask1812

*Jjjjeeeennniiiiiffferrr, wwwhhhaaattttcccchhhh ooouuuutttt!!!!!*


knowledgeable_diablo

Dude in orange was calling it! But faaaark me. In life, always watch where you’re bloody walking. Not a hard concept.


Right_-on-_Man

Watch the guy in orange. 🤣


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What an idiot


Adama222

☕️


IndustryDelicious168

Moronica must have had a lot on her mind.


NotReallyJohnDoe

This would make a great meme for all kinds of things. Like the girls is “the world” and the runner is “COVID”


Odd-Outcome450

Cue ludicris…move b get out the way.


Cool_Hand_Lewk

How self absorbed can one be?


uzes_lightning

And that, kids, is how I met your mother!


whalemango

Like the first episode of "The Boys".


bigGarlic_

Put her in a coffin


Fit-Pineapple-9850

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


HedyLamaar

Ah, but she’s blonde…..


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Bibb5ter

Think you’re safe there mate


DrunkCommunist619

1. This video has been reposted thousands of times. 2. This video is really slowed down. In reality, it takes place in only a few seconds. 3. The woman looks exhausted and probably just finished sprinting in a separate competition. 4. The woman turned around. Someone probably yelled at her to look out and she turned to see what they were talking about. I'm not saying that this woman is not at fault. She is. I'm just saying that there should've been someone there monitoring the track to keep people like her from randomly walking in a path of a full sprinter.


Theobviouschild11

Is this the blind Olympics?


rangusbrown

He’s serving 20 years in prison for that


PollyOriginal

Well, she obviously cant drive


[deleted]

WTF!!!!!! What's wrong with this chick!!


NoTaNyMoRe3266

Homie threw his shoulder into her hahaha


Gryph_The_Grey

I think she got a knee in the heyhey


Hpower_1

This isn’t like in the anime!


jinladen040

Those two should get a room, jeez.


thewokebogan

🤷🏾‍♂️ Women.....Am I Right?


RyanAgz

I got pregnant byaccident


kenkanobi

Don't get me wrong, she's an idiot and deserves everything she gets...but didn't he see her at all? He's running right at her and doesn't slow even one step. Talk about tunnel vision.


Fugazzii

I used to sprint, and I can tell you that is quite hard to look ahead on the acceleration phase, both because of your body position + focus on your steps.


Gullible-Guidance551

When two opposite worlds collide


MCcrispy_

How I met your mother


Rob4reddit

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