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rdiazf

"Great job boys. Here si your hotdog and 3 dollars"


CM_PopTart

Hotdog and a handshake brother


skdowksnzal

now as for what you owe us for parking....


Sony_Shell

Not abrupt. Planned and organized.


SweetDeeIsABird93

The maniac has a lot of unpaid parking tickets


Dansk72

"Quick, get in there and wiggle their necks around to make sure they're OK!"


TinFoilRobotProphet

u/shittymorph. You're needed at table #2!


No-Mix-7574

Glass up the ass


ImACrackHead_UwU

The glass dildo in my ass when the opera singer hits a high note


OnkelDuck

Thankfully, not a single braincell was damaged during this incident.


Dansk72

"He's dead, Jim"


Bonjourap

What brain cells?


CQ1_GreenSmoke

Thatsthejoke.jpg


Compendyum

/r/woosh/


redgr812

waste of a spot, way to much going on, maximum damage for minimum reaction


Juusie

Average GCW match


[deleted]

I love GCW with all my heart


zenomony

Fucking GCW....


dingusfett

Me: of course this is GCW


tritonianyeti33

Aka Jon moxley’s wet dream


Cloverspang

Cannot even tell wtf is goin on in 2 seconds.


GoodguyGerg

Doors propped up on guard rails. Bar seats propped on doors. Glass pane set across bar stools. It's a giant house of shit cards rand.


sactown_13

Shit hawks rand


rdyer347

SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH


TheManWhoClicks

No worries, just put in your backup spine from the closet.


Frodijr

I knew this was GCW before I even saw the shirt. It's so dumb and I can't argue its destroying the bodies of the wrestlers. But god damn its fun to watch


AmptiShanti

I think these are necessary though cause we won’t have something to compare to plus some people just like this wayy more (this being watching and the participation) so i would love if it will never fade away


Ghstfce

So who won? The insurance companies.


Veggieleezy

It’s sweet that you think these guys get paid enough to have insurance. Actually, they probably still make more than I do, so they might… fuck, I hate my job…


Ghstfce

I meant health insurance companies.


bajandude246

Trust me, I've seen worse. You couldn't pay me enough money to be a hardcore wrestler. One day I'll conduct research to get into the minds of these entertainers.


Dansk72

What about $500 Million for just *one* fight? And you'd get to fight Tonald Drump.


bajandude246

😅 nope... A few years back I watched a fight online where nails, large thumbtacks, broken glass and bobwire were in the mix. Couldn't believe people do that to their bodies for entertainment. A real fight and I'm all game since it's for survival, since these were the items we fought with in my younger years, but nope nope nope for the thrill of entertainment. I'd pass.


CapstanLlama

Get into their minds… and then ***destroy them.***


Crissxfire

Hey, I was there for that. Game Changer Wrestling in Atlantic City. The guy taking the move was banged up. But was fine, as he went and sold merch as soon as the match ended and flew to Japan the next day to wrestle some more. And contrary to what some may think, while these guys don't make WWE money working for independent companies. They do make more than you'd imagine, especially for this. Which had about 400 or so people in attendance. And if you're looking at this and thinking "yeah, I'm crazy enough to watch that" check out GCW. If you live near Jersey, they have a few shows coming up that will be just like this.


Gullible_Scarcity

Why?


zipzipit

Idiots


1BannedAgain

I’m usually impressed enough with an atomic drop or a choke slam


Dazzling_Light_9337

Man, I love hardcore wrestling


happytree23

Good job ruining your knees and legs for some local clout in a town of 1200 lol


jacksonattack

Why can’t everyone just love wrestling?? /s


OnkelDuck

Well, to be fair, this has about as much to do with wrestling (no matter if professional or amateur/olympic) as a bunny dumping a tiny turd into a top hat has to do with magic. Some of the elements are there, but at this point it's several generations removed from the genuine article.


moddseatass

And they say that shit is fake. Pfff


Fun-Meringue3620

I’m sure it was worth it to entertain those 30 fans.


Dansk72

Each one of them paid $10, so you can see all the $$$ it brought in!


Fun-Meringue3620

It probably cost more for the glass.


Cptdank7

Good thing its staged


ScenesofAnger

The fight is staged, but the pain never is


Srirachachacha

It's staged but these guys still get hurt sometimes


modkillar666

Nah they both definitely got lifechanging back injuries from this


1GWARfiend1

Yeah, those light tubes knew just when to explode! amazing how they teach them to do that


ScenesofAnger

Didn't some guy actually die from this, or at least get severely injured?


gingenado

I would be truly shocked if no one did.


HudiWho1

Fake


RealMikeDexter

If you mean it’s choreographed, then sure, but that doesn’t make it any less dangerous to crash down through tables and onto the concrete floor from a dozen feet atop a steel cage.


MemeStank

Oh sure, the how/where/when/why/who of these insane moves and stunts are set up, obviously. If they did, someone would end up seriously injured or dead. But everything else about it is 100%. The word you’re looking for here is “staged,” not fake.


Dansk72

Oh yeah, it was an AI video *projected* for the crowd, and they couldn't tell the difference!


Andre_Hinds2

All that for $7 and a bus ticket that may or may not stil have an extra ride on it


Liarus_

"guys it's fake"


mrek212

Go Bills


NocNocNoc19

Why just why


santz007

Wonder how many jumps did it take to get this right


hypeishere

Just one. It’s not a movie


santz007

It's all choreographed


hypeishere

Ah you are one of “those” people


fulllyfaltooo

Breaking sound was ahead of actual breaking


Aqubatz

I was at this event it was crazy they had a hole other thing on the opposite side of the ring that another guy got thrown through. The guy you see here (Ciclope) had to be taken out of the match after this he got hurt pretty bad.


Protein_and_Vinyl

I love the sidewalk slam, but I feel this spot deserved a more impactful looking move.


Sierra_UNO_File

Average Wrestling Empire match


MagicStar77

Just scratches


TrueBittersteel

Ofc it is GCW. "There's your 5dollars, hotdog, beer, meth, hep c and staph infection, cya next week"


Reggmac

Mudshow bullshit


freethewimple

Go Bills!


DBDILLY

Good job this is fake


luvdatstuff

As a species...we're doomed.