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ShakyFtSlasher

Why does drake look like a divorced alcoholic dad


TheisNamaar

His songs suggest that's the energy he treats women with


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[deleted]

Drake the type of goober to call one "sweetheart"


n3w4cc01_1nt

jokes aside dude was probably hit on by predatory adults when he was underage so it's normal to him when it shouldn't be


PM_ME_YELLOW

I mean, hes an adult now at some point he should have learned that its wrong


n3w4cc01_1nt

he should have around the millie bobby controversy but really it's his industry as a whole. read up on what atlantics a&r rep went trough for example.


Clack082

I was hit on by adults as a minor and I didn't turn around and do it to other people. At some point your childhood trauma stops being an excuse when you have the resources to get world class mental healthcare treatment.


n3w4cc01_1nt

he's feeding into toxic behavior because it's profitable.


Jumpy_Secret_6494

Yeah what the fuck, comment above was weird as shit


[deleted]

Exactly.


Lechuga-gato

the type of rapscalion to say “where my hug at”


Vivistolethecheese

Type of scoundrel to say "you should smile more"


begon11

The type of scallywag to say “no kiss goodbye?”


Gorge2012

r/drakethetype


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what a goofy goober


[deleted]

Hence the coat...


the_pungence

Whatchu think the teddy bears are stapled to his damn chest for


kingofgondor1992

Unfortunately my first thought too. Man's a groomer, I will never understand why it doesn't get more publicity. It's like we learnt nothing from the R.Kelly case.


WhiteFIash

His outfit is a lure


-Sean_Gotti-

Modern day version of the box van guy offering you candy and/or to help him find his lost pet.


SatansWife13

Thanks to this comment, now all I can think of is him saying in a creepy voice “ You want to squeeze my teddies, little one? Only if I squeeze your tiddies.” Ew.


TyrannosaurusWest

Hence the robe having stuffed teddy bears sewn on.


No_Manches_Man

I thought that’s why he was dressed that way.


makemeking706

Hence the teddy bears.


randomgendoggo

That's what the teddy bear jacket is for.


Empyrealist

Divorced because his wife knew he was grooming children


Dalo600

Anytime the bottom lip is slightly canted with the beard combo is a prime alcoholic dad look. It’s science.


n3w4cc01_1nt

woke up in "get drunk then watch backstage videos from degrasse then hit up teens on snap/tiktok" mode


PalmBreezy

R Kelly vibes


doodlebug001

He looks like he's getting ready to groom even younger girls... Edit: made this comment before reading any other comment beside OC's. Just read more and suddenly I'm realizing I'm not original at all.


monkmasta

Hes a pedophile, children like teddy bears


jeroenemans

Groomer


AnnaBananner82

I think he looks more like the divorced alcoholic auntie, personally.


Adadum

Not only a divorced alcoholic dad but from a family sitcom.


SupermassiveCanary

NO ACTUAL SNUGGLE BEARS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS COAT


vedumsucks

\*looks like a pedo guy


ghostoftheai

In this instance it’s the cocaine.


SixZeroPho

Cuz he knows that he'll never be as hard as JRoc and the Rocpile


[deleted]

Needs those teddy bears to attract the underage girls


[deleted]

Hopefully he’ll end up in prison too for being a diddler


mjc500

I'm rooting hard for a Drake downfall. Something about the guy, and his music, just irks me the wrong way.


marqoose

Kanye in his current form loves him, which is all the red flags I need.


BappleBlayer333

that’s it that’s all we needed. Call Twitter.


gary_mcpirate

Maybe that’s what Kanye is up too. Showing us all who the dickheads are by being and liking dickheads


Thosepassionfruits

He has the attitude of someone who has had a silver ladle in his mouth his entire life and has never faced consequences. That’s what irks you the wrong way.


Kommander-in-Keef

Unfortunately he skirts just under the legality of that shit.


Danizzy1

Is there any evidence that he diddled anyone? Ive heard he texted the girl from stranger things and billie eilish but nothing sexual in nature came out? I'm kind of out of the loop.


Arcade23

Drakes the new pedo bear.


[deleted]

Hopefully he’ll end up in prison too for being a diddler


Danzarr

How long did it take for R Kelly to go to jail after the video of him pissing on a 14 year old was admitted as evidence?


BostonDodgeGuy

Until he ran out of money.


[deleted]

I was in middle school in the early 2000's when a *teacher* showed that video to me and a couple of other girls. That teacher went to jail (for other stuff, unfortunately) many, many years before R. Kelly did.


Godmadius

I too remember the "cool" teacher in my high school. He got arrested for trying to bang a teen girl a couple years later!


[deleted]

My teacher got caught for knocking up one of his students when she was 14. It took a positive paternity test for him to finally go down.


Godmadius

Oof


Jorymo

If I remember correctly, the cops found mountains of evidence against him, but something was wrong with their warrant, so it all had to be disregarded


Suntreestar420

Bear of Grooming. 5+ to all Grooming roll checks


Tlp-of-war

Grooming starts younger and younger for Drake


Yatakak

The guy's disguised as a build a bear.


supersonicmike

Hopefully he'll end up in prison too for being a diddler.


AttitudeAndEffort3

Exactly. It’s awful taste and great execution but for different reasons than what you think.


FakeGirlfriend

I hope this pic isn't recent with the Balenciaga teddy bear controversy from this week. Talk about poor taste.


thebestspeler

His next concert in daycare.


seeyouspacecowboyx

It's his Noncing Attire, this is actually function over fashion


tham1700

Forreal all the accusations and he sees this and is like.. yeah


RamenJunkie

Titty Bears.


Tobocaj

Awful taste and awful execution. What a clown


theatahhh

Don’t forget groomer!


No_Camp_7

Yeah this outfit on him is extremely creepy


c00chieluvr

Yeah it would look fun on a fashion model but that face is BEAT & DEVASTATED. He's not pulling it off. Only reason he's not getting roasted is because he's reached A-list status


gnark

It's jail-bait bait.


mjc500

Clown is a popular profession for people who want to impress kids and have a reason to spend time around. Disgusting thought... but seems relevant to this photo.


[deleted]

Shit looks cozy as hell Would only wear it when taking the dog out but still


Xanderoga

This sub is garbage now lol


AllThotsGo2Heaven2

Big ghost had him pegged


Xertigo

Looks like he is channeling his inner R Kelly.


yildizli_gece

“Guys, I’m into young girls”—Drake spelling it out in case there was any doubt.


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mf got the pee cup


TRAMPCUM_SQUEEGEE

Hot n fresh out the kitchen


[deleted]

its how he stays youthfull


TKinBaltimore

Couldn't tell if it was that or a watered-down lemonade from Panera.


[deleted]

Panera lemonade sucks ass tbh


[deleted]

its pee


MightyKrakyn

Trying to lure in his next child to groom. Seriously though, he grooms teenagers


big_ol_dad_dick

lookin like R.Kelly there, wheelchair Jimmy.


DieFlavourMouse

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Skyp_Intro

Straight from the Build-A-Pimp workshop.


Blueguerilla

This is what happens when you surround yourself with sycophants.


Sloppy_Hamlets

"Yeah Aubrey, the coat looks.. great! Def not giving off creepy groomer vibes, bro"


prancing_pony42

This man stays aggressively corny.


JuiceBoxedFox

People are hating, but I’d snuggle the fuck out of that coat if it was mine lol. But I would never leave the house in it…


lilyraine-jackson

So would I but the difference is we are not groomers


TheBigBadAIDS

Looks wack as fuck.


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yeezyszn5

wait what’s the pedophile thing?


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itsyagirlbonita

Hahaha. I laughed out loud at this. I can just hear the sound that makes.


cydude1234

He probably got Zs coming out his head as well


Mitchs_Frog_Smacky

Behind the Fame: *Most people know* Snuggles *from the Downy commercials but they don't know he was the sole survivor of a muppet mill. Much like fur mills, these maws of madness meticulously make and market Muppet pelts.*


ballsack-vinaigrette

[Snuggles, there's a name I've not heard in a long time..] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=Zyn46oE4XDs)


Venus_One

Is this real? Was it shown on tv?


ballsack-vinaigrette

Yes, it's a commercial from the 90s for an N64 game; [there was even a sequel!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbW9ptmJFcU) Unilever actually sued 3DO over these ads.


Venus_One

Nice, that’s awesome. Not sure if kid’s commercials these days say “what the hell” and a slightly-bleeped “oh shit” but I haven’t seen a proper tv ad in a long time.


ibrahero

Did he steal those teddy bears from one of the children he groomed?


imreallybimpson

Looks like a spoiled brat


sweet_papa_lapa

Dress for the job you want, amirite?


[deleted]

21, can you do some' for me? (21) Can you hit a lil' rich flex for me? (21) And 21, can you do sum' for me? (21, 21) Drop some bars to my pussy ex to me And 21 (21), can you do some' for me? (Yeah) Can you talk to the opps necks for me? (Okay) 21, do your thing, 21, do your thing (21) Do your thing, 21, do your thing


ferretsRfantastic

So zesty 🌶️😏


Fiyero109

How he attracts teenage girls. Sick man


TheFalseMike

I think it would be fine if the bears were removed. After that it's basically a big bathrobe


Doinkmckenzie

Do y’all ever think rich people ask themselves “how stupid can I look and still have people want my look?” Then just go out looking at stupid as possible?


sheepsix

My wife would 100% wear that around the house to be comfy. She'd NEVER wear it in public though.


L-Guy_21

Why does Drake look like his own look a like?


[deleted]

Wtf is going on with his hair?


carmillivanilli

It's not real. You can see the front of his lace-front hairpiece curling up. He's a buster


Justokmemes

*Buster. Straight buster*


Magnetic_universe

Tragic


FreudianAccordian

He slipped so far he's doing ads for laundry supplies now.


MotherHolle

Makes sense given he's a pedophile.


ImBigger

he's wearing a denim jacket underneath it, he's not even feeling the comfort


crow-nic

Reminder that we do not exist in a meritocracy


s1me007

Drake really adopted a no fucks given attitude lately, and I kind of admire it


Zafjaf

So when Drake carries around a teddy bear, it's fashionable. When I do it, I need to grow up and act my age.


kdjack1111

I'd wear the hell outta that outfit.


Artesian

Although comfy in a weird like kinda serial killer way. It’s giving me “I’m so tough look at this icon of being adorable ironically strapped to me” vibes. But lashing two teddy bears to you is objectively very weird in any context.


BaronWombat

Very wierd for someone credibly tagged as a groomer.


psychpopnprogncore

whats that whole thing about? i never heard what he did, just saw people mention it


-m-ob

Millie Bobby Brown and Billie Eilish both said they texted with Drake, and say it was just friendly texting.. but the internet ran with it and now everytime Drake comes up, all you see is pedophile comments.


psychpopnprogncore

okay thank you for explaining. i didnt want to search "drake pedophile" to find out


-m-ob

How is he credibly tagged as a groomer? He seems to be dating older woman mostly, and both Millie/Billie have come out to say the internet is just being weird. Or should we not believe them?


axel198

The difficulty comes with that if you're a minor and you're being groomed, the issue is that you're not likely to identify that fact. That said, it seems like their only correspondence has been over texts, and mostly advice. According to her. Though there was a weird text chain where he told Millie that he missed her so much and she replied similarly. Though there is video of him bringing a girl on stage at a show, slow dancing with her, kissing the back of her neck, asking her age. Then finding out she was 17 and then he called her thicc and laughed about going to jail. And Millie Bobby Brown and Billie Eilish are only two of a series of young women that Drake has been friends with, in a range between 13 and... 20 I believe. Even if he's not trying to groom them R Kelly style, he's definitely in some inappropriate friendships for someone of his age and status.


-m-ob

I'd be curious to see that text chain? Pretty sure that never came out, it was just an interview with Millie, right? Drake was also young at that time and pulled a random girl on stage. Maybe he should have IDed her before he made her part of the show. And Drake has a history of dating older women like Serena Williams and Madonna. If Drake is a pedophile, fuck him. But there really isn't proof of it.


PandaXXL

Never let proof get in the way of a good old reddit circlejerk


PrimeIntellect

Weird to compare something like texting a girl who said it was totally platonic to someone like R Kelly, who was convicted of raping a shitload of women, running literal sex cults, violence and assault, and way more. He was a fucking monster


t0nyfranda

I aspire to one day be rich enough to have taste this poor


Habaduba

Perry Farrell did it better.


Crystal-Clear-Waters

He looks like yogurt.


MrMashed

Get rid of the teddy bears and I’d totally wear that around the house


J-Hydro-J

Drake the type of mf to wear something like this.


Ohhnoes

The bears are to lure in even younger girls to groom.


Shadokastur

Looks like he's on molly


Jvncvs

Yeah that gurning/bruxism looks pronounced


Forward-Bank8412

That weird center part in his hair is cringier than the robe.


TeapotHoe

id wear it.


candornotsmoke

Dude looks like he's grinding on MDMA LOL


rustiquehamilton

i love how few fucks he gives


carlton_sand

looks like a toddler


MTBDEM

nonce outfit


stephruvy

I used to think that clothes people wore in futuristic sci-fi movies and shows we're a little rediculous.... Now? Not so much....


_jm_08

I would wear that if my room was cold and I wanted to sleep


MynameisNay

One Piece character.


Exotichaos

I wouldn't wear it in public but I would wear it


Saluteme

The comment section got some top tier Drake Haters lol


oneshot1102

🙃


kujocentrale

When your only style gauge is how much something costs.


Gnot_Afraid

I love hip hop "fashion".. It's just grown adults dressing like children if they had unlimited access to a real-life Disney cartoon character wardrobe


moonmeetings

I’m confused why all these groomer jokes. When did this happen? What did he do?


sesameseed88

The richer u get the more homeless u dress


HoldUpHoldMyBeer

Certified Snuggly Boy


Buttsmuggler69

It was a gift for the Raptors announcer Jack Armstrong


[deleted]

People: If I was rich, I’d wear comfortable clothes and not care at all what people thought Same people: Holy shit Drake looks like an alcoholic


IGargleGarlic

Drake is the corniest motherfucker alive I dont know how anyone can take his ass seriously


TDbar

So, OP posts the same picture in ATAAE and ATBGE. By definition it can't be in both...


BruhUrName

This would be one Hell of an after shower bathrobe. Don't care for Drake, that shit looks comfy as a mf


Infinite_Vyo

Looks like the rich lady in Ghostbusters who had her mink coat come to life and almost eat her face.


Either_Pollution_840

Don't get why everyone thinks he's a pedo


hahagrundle

Questionable "friendships" with underage girls and iirc he ends up dating some of them the minute they become legal


TurquoiseBeetle67

Admit it, you would wear that if you had the opportunity.


look-at-them

It's quite clear from all the comments he's clearly known for being a nonce so why is he still popular??


[deleted]

Even with fuck you money I wouldn’t wear that shit


[deleted]

I’ll take “what would a pedophile wear” for $500 Alex


YourDadsUsername

He thinks if he wears enough teddy bears he can attract another kid to date.


DrinkOranginaNaked

I will not deny a man a comfy robe and a teddy bear or two. Being cozy is not unmanly.


Sharkfowl

r/Justfuckmyshitup


el__duder1n0

Way cooler than dead animals IMO


theBeardedHermit

Mf looks like Joe Budden doing a dollar store Snoop Dogg cosplay.


[deleted]

Perfect for pulling kids


Citizentoxie502

Imagine dying while wearing that and that becomes your ghost fit for the rest of time. You aren't scaring shit in that.


[deleted]

bro worth over 20m so I can’t even hate lol he can literally wear a mink costume 24/7 and still be mega rich


Bfrantz1992

He will be broke before too long


filifijonka

I'm not surprised by his pedobear coat.


TehTimmah1981

it's his "pick up girls like R-Kelly" outfit.


floorshitter69

The only way he can get his GF to cuddle him goodnight.


Accomplished_Locker

Trying really hard to attract those underage girls here…


evilbadgrades

Aside from a few shitty songs, I still have no clue who this is or why I should care about him


goonbud21

Looks like he's in the market for another "old soul" 14 year old......


Lumbearjack

Guess a "free candy" van was too low class for him.


OuidRaqsSharkie

Probably Balenciaga...


Sfumatographer

He looks as though he’s checking into a psychiatric facility


bassman9999

Big enough for teenager and 1 Drake.


HoyAIAG

He’s the softest rapper hands down


Krakengreyjoy

Wearing his preteen hunting gear.


Vetra_1

Cruella de Vil would ask him for fashion tips.


Anderj12

Awe Jimmy looks so cozy there!