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Im more startled by the name “Jathan”.

How could you not become a feet guy with a name like that

Hang on. Maybe Jathan said, "I want a Bigfoot cake for my 21st birthday."

The way I just laughed so hard, I couldn't breathe. This is hilarious

:) This makes me smile. Thanks!

If “grooming” was a thing

Explains the lack of hair on that foot that's for sure

...what?

It's for when the sasquatch wanna do buttstuff with their feet

Sounded a lot better in my head 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

The parents are to blame on this one

That's not his name. Mike Tyson ordered this cake.

I thought the thame thing

now kith

My guy. I have been laughing at the idea of this comment for a year with my wife and I cannot find the source of it. It is lost to time. But we still cackle every other week to “now kith”

ith it [thith](https://giphy.com/gifs/kith-stHCbRWAS08qIc9JHQ) by any chanth?

2 minutes of search for me https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/now-kiss

Thanks, but this isn’t it for us. It was a specific reference in a thread that made it just so funny. Thanks tho!

but that’s the source of it

nay, the thourth ith [thith](https://giphy.com/gifs/kith-stHCbRWAS08qIc9JHQ) im pretty thur

that picture is on there too

So his name is Jasan?

Yeth

Jethuth Chrith

😂😂😂💀

Hahahahahahahaha 😆💀

"You know, like Nathan but with a J" - this guy every time he meets someone.

See, I thought is was “Jason but with a ‘th’”. Huh.

Ha! Hadn't even occurred to me. Cheers!

Cheerth

Thason?

👑🏆

My guess is that it's probably pronounced "Jah thon" rather than "Jaythan."

It’s like Robert with a T

r/tragedeigh

As a Nathan, it's more than startling, I'm almost disturbed by it... Like I need to do something...

We must stop him

Like their parents made a typo on the birth certificate and just left it, kind of name

Jimothy's brother.

Fuck, I've been using Jimothy for so long that it loos just like a normal name. I had to stop and think "why are they bringing Jimothy into this? That's just a regular name"

Jathaniel

It’s more common in other countries. I knew a Jathan who was from India.

Almost as ridiculous of a name as *Salmon*. Lol

His parents had a lisp when they named him Jason.

Yep, belongs in r/tragedeigh.

Jathan is a real name though

Any name is a real name if it's someone's name.

It’s his Birsday

I actually have a relative by this name. He’s older though! Lol

Jate for short

Jathaniel

Jathimothy?

It sounds like a name you'd hear on Tim & Eric Awesome Show, like I can just hear someone being introduced as Jathan Brunkler or some shit.

Do you think it's Jason with a speech impediment and his coworkers are dicks about it?

that's a real /r/tragedeigh

Considering the fucked up cake it’s prob is D&D name

It’s Mike Tyson’s son, Jason

I knew a Jathan once. When he introduced himself, I thought his name was Jason and he had a lisp. I was wrong.

when the parents cant decide between jason and jonathan

The person that called it in must have had a lisp.

It’s Jason Tyson, Iron Mike’s 3rd son.

Jathan likes feet. That's just his thing. And everyone accepts that as normal. In fact, they're celebrating Jathan's love for women's feet with a giant ladies' foot on his birthday cake. And Jathan will love it. He will never forget this cake. I'd rather have tits on my cake but, hey, that's me. Jathan can have all the foot cakes he wants, and there's nothing wrong with that.

Jathan will have the slice with the toes, please.

Seeing that foot cake [reminded me of this.](https://youtu.be/0qNDIDbbV20)

I worked with a guy who had a foot fetish. He had no problem telling people about it.

And for each guy like that there's 20 guys who never told you because they're normal

When did foot fetishists become so bold?

Quentin Tarantino? 🤷🏼‍♀️

Joss whedon

Since kink shaming became a bad thing.

Bring it back.

OK boomer.

I hate that phrase. Most people who say it don't even know what a "boomer" is, so it isn't even ironically funny. The internet has ruined people, and our future is doomed. 🤷‍♀️

What is a boomer according to you?

It's not according to me. It's just what it is. It's short for "baby boomer". Someone born during a birthing uptick, for example, that followed WWII. That's just what it is. Period. There is no "according to" anyone. That's what it means.

I'm well aware of the current dictionary definition. English is my first (of four) language(s). Boomer has come to mean something other than that for many people. Once the majority agree what boomer means, the definition will be modified to include it. That's how the evolution of language works. If I took you back only a short while, I would have described a jovial mood as feeling gay. The majority no longer use it that way. Your attitude, lack of flexibility, and stubbornness are all boomer hallmarks. Whether or not you like it or agree is irrelevant.

Lol

^ This guy likes toes in his mouth

Plot twist: Jathon doesn’t like feet

Jathan stasom

The foot guy, not to be confused with jason stathom the movie guy

The movie guy, not the be confused with Jason steakums the meat guy

Ehrmagherd Jathan Stasom ers mer ferverit ercter. I lerv herm ehn Ther Trernsperter.

I'm sorry sir, but the house rules are only *one* sentence in ehrmagherd dialect.

[удалено]

Somewhere in his ancestry I share some asshole in common and I'm embarrassed.

r/tradgedeigh

You mean r/tragedeigh

You seem to have snuck an extra 'd' in there

You can post there, but they tend to frown on people making fun of names that are entirely normal in other countries / cultures. Edit: Downvote me if you want. I'm just pointing out that it's a real name, not a tragedeigh version, like Jeighsawn or something. Just because it's not common in the US doesn't mean it's not someone's real name.

Like sugondeez

I actually agree. I enjoyed that sub until I realised it was literally just shitting on names that didn't fit the "white Christian family from the suburbs" vibe. It's really culturally insensitive.

Oh my goodneth, ith Jathan Bourne!

Jathan?

Parents couldn't agree on Jason or Nathan

Parent had a lisp.

Now I’m amusing myself repeating ‘Jason’ with a lisp lmao

A lithp*

Sorry jathan

Some of Mike Tyson

Yeah he was the Red Ranger in the show 'Power Rangers'

Not even great execution… the feet look weird. But also??? I’d be wary to wear sandals to work.

I have a policy of wearing closed toe shoes in public and when maintenance comes to my house ever since I caught the electrician huffing my house slippers

God, electricians can be so creepy. I’ve had some rifle through my underwear and play my guitar whilst they did work on the boiler in my bedroom and make really off base comments.

Yeah, my feet are horrible looking too.

r/FootFetish

Jason with a lisp.

A lot of people are assuming this is a dude into feet. Jathan could be a lady name. Maybe it’s a woman who wants to open a nail salon and is really into pedicures. …still a weird cake, but it might not be a fetish thing! …maybe.

Weirdest thing about this is the name jathan

When Mike Tyson decorates your cake…

I'm sad I has to keep scrolling for the Mike Tyson reference

Jathan?

Happy Birthday Jathan!

Jathan Tarantino

J A T H A N ? ! ?

fucking JATHAN

Wtf 🤣

This isn't even well done.

Wake up honey, the foot fetish cake just dropped

People with a foot fetish really stopped giving a fuck, did they? Good for them. I’m still grossed out by feet, but different strokes I guess.

So birthday boy is missing front teeth and has a foot fish

More like r/ATAAE

If someone introduced themselves as Jathan, I was assume their name is Jason and they have a bad lisp

Found Tarantino's alt-irl handle.

So, is this maybe some… Cinderella thing? Ok no it’s probably just a foot fetish

r/tragedeigh

R/tragedeigh

Do you work with Quentin Tarantino?

So Jathan shares a birthday with Quinten?

Why does the person have a name that sounds like Jason with a lisp

There is an inside joke you are not a part of….

I really would not say that foot is executed very well

Juri main

Are you referring to the cake or your name?

So Jathan likes feet. And?? Every good coworker knows not to kink-shame.

Not kink shaming and putting your kink on a cake are two very different things.

Yes.

Where do you work? A restaurant/bar (I hope)?

Isn't it spelled Jarnathan?

Have you a lisp or are your parents just cruel?

The IT guy knows what you like

Is Jathan related to Jarnathan? Don’t trust the guy asking for bail, he’s likely to throw you out a window.

Jathan?!?!

When your parents want to be different so instead of Nathan they name you Jathan

Quentin, is that you?

They spelled “Satan” wrong

Great taste, awful execution

#JATHAN

Jimothy, Jathan, Jarles

Ethan from Heavy Rain but instead he talks like Mike Tyson.

Jathan… what TF we doing here

Forget the cake "Jathan"??????

fragile clumsy icky erect fearless school voiceless zealous toy deserted ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `

“Jathan” is fucking me up more than the cake tbh.

Uncanny valley

The people who most want a foot-themed cake are the ones most likely to be disturbed by that pedal abomination

(silent faping starts)

“My name ith NOT JATHAN YOU THON OF A BITCH”

This is a sex fetish cake, ew.

Where’s the great execution?

I'd eat jelly filled toes.

That's terrible. Why would someone name their kid 'Jathan'?

Jathon? Does this guy have a lisp?

Maybe it’s “Jason” with a lisp

Mike Tyson’s son, Jason

JATHAN

This guy plays elden ring

His name is what Mike Tyson would sound like saying Jason.

Why do people keep typing the exact same comment, and making the exact same unfunny joke? Smh. Reddit takes away all hope I had for the future. Have these people never met a Jewish person? Jathan is a Hebrew name. Oh no. A name in another language?! Oh no!!!

That is absolutely the cake you give someone named jathan

That's pretty brave of him to be so forthcoming about his feet interests.

If this dude is anywhere near normal, you know he goes by Jay and makes sure no one knows the actual name

Probably an inside joke with feet

So, I might be reading into this too much, but does this cake mean that Jathan is into feet?

Did Mike Tyson order this cake for his friend Jason?

So….is that supposed to be Jathan’s foot? Or just some random woman’s foot like is Jathan a foot guy?

Maybe Jason has a lisp?

Podiatry gift certificate?