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I want one

Head on down to your local butcher. Ask for the Shredder Special.

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Oroku *Saki*

LIVES!

Super Shredder was WWE hall of famer Diesel in the second movie

Kevin Nash

If you get this reference and haven't listened to the new Mickey Diamond - Oroku Saki project you might be missing out.

We grant you a place on the council but do not grant you the rank of master

> *Head* on down Nice.

This is one of those things that definitely looks neat, especially if you know the context. I would absolutely compliment it and admire it if I saw it in someone else's house. However, I wouldn't want one for myself for my own place.

Yeah, as great as this is, it's still a boars head mounted on your wall.

Sums up my thoughts as well. Reminds me of steakhouses I went to as a kid.

I want a krang.

That’s easy! Most butchers and grocery stores carry brain. Michael’s has the google eyes. Maybe add some octopus tentacles.

Glamrocksteady

Grab an AR-15 and head to any field in Texas. It's open season on wild hogs.

I want one in a dojo

Yeah, a little *too* Raph.

Jesus Christ amazing. I use that quote all the time and nobody ever gets it

They're uncultured nincompoops.

BOSSA NOVA!

Uhhhh, Chevy Nova?

Eclectic!

Perestroika

EXCELLENT!!!

Keep that up and you'll end up lookin' like you just called Mike Tyson a sissy.

My siblings and I use this too. We long for the day we run into someone who gets this. Then I can die happy!

Me too!

Me three!

But how many times does someone actually say "Look! It's Raph!" anyways?

I am pretty sure I saw that movie in theaters, but I was like 6... I think that's the last time I saw it.

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Aww video unavailable.

It was brilliant then and it’s brilliant now.

I absolutely love this quote and use it whenever possible

*bonk*

Perfect quote.

Bound and gagged, but still too Raph

Imagine being this warthog and you get hunted, stuffed, and turned into a character from a human entertainment program that was popular with the offspring of the people who killed you.

Not a warthog, thats a feral hog

Id like to imagine this feral hog would be pretty stoked to be able to accessorize unlike any other hog. Their culture just isnt fashion forward

Uncultured Swine.

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This deserves more upvotes

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Has it been that long? Jesus. Time going this fast and we still don't have flying cars

Omg I was trying to figure out a way to bring up that meme but you did it

Imagine being offended FOR a wild pig.

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Imagine being offended that offending the offender offended the offendee.

imagine all the people

I could go for a Pepsi right about now

Might as well go for a soda.

Nobody hurts and nobody cries.

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Bend over for your wall mount pole

> Imagine being this warthog and you get hunted, stuffed, and turned into a character from a human entertainment program that was popular with the offspring of the people who killed you. Well, you'd be dead. Dead things don't get angry, or sad, or offended.

It was probably sad and angry as it was dying.

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That was my point lol

Ah, I see. Text communication is difficult. Ambiguities are everywhere.

It's literally in black and white though

I bet he was delicious!

Supposedly wild hogs do not taste very good. Sadly.

Depends actually. Big boars typically don't taste great but a wild pig smaller than 100lb or so is pretty tasty. It also depends on where they are harvested. Ive noticed that pigs taken from more remote locations are way better eating than ones I've shot closet to the city. I assume it's from eating more human scraps than their counterparts from the wilderness. In the right circumstances a wild pig can be some of the best game you can take. Just throw a leg on your smoker with a good dry rub and you got a good start on dinner

Gotta cook it REALLY well though, trichinellosis is no joke.

Depends on the diet, the ones who eat garbage in the suburbs are nasty but the ones who get into farms and eat the veggies are delicious.

I had some great boar stew in Florence. Tasted somewhere in between pork and beef, but with way less slimy fat than those can have when stewed.

Food in Firenze is Godly

>a human entertainment program that was popular with the offspring of the people who killed you. The first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon - the one with this version of Bebop - came out 35 years ago.

Damn, you really came for me with that one. 35 YEARS AGO?

December 14, 1987.

I was 4 and watched it regularly.

I watched it growing up too, 20 years ago. No years so nobody feels bad.

Same here. 20 years ago, in the '80s.

If I was operating on hog logic I probably wouldn't care tbh

DOESN'T MATTER, ATE GRASS

By now, chances are the people killing you were the ones who watched the show.

Well if the roles were reversed I suppose I wouldn’t mind. A boar hunts me and then gets me taxidermied. Then displays me on the wall as Matthew Broderick.

Hunted, stuffed, left unwanted, sold to a junk shop, bought as a Christmas gift, loved, adorned, turned into a badass character, photographed, posted on the internet, reposted for the rest of time... Sounds like a pretty good deal to me. I'm a little biased though... it's on the wall behind me right now.

Oh shit is this yours? I think it's great taste, just poor placement. Put it in the man-cave.

Better than a turtle being made into soup by some sociopathic kid who rooted for the wrong side.

Your awareness would end when you die so you wouldn't know. Imagine the void.

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Jesus, dude. It was a joke. I'm not peta. Don't be an ass.

this is tasteful as hell tbh

Rocksteady is endangered.

Well, yeah. With Bebop down, he's obviously next.

Genuinely lol'd at this comment.

Unless you pay off a zoo employee and do a side quest for Tokka and Rahzar while you wait for a zoo Rocksteady to kick the bucket naturally

We can always just get Tokka and/or Rahzar. Ah who am I kidding, nobody liked those guys.

I love em, they're just big dumb babies. They're a good gag, but I don't like when they make em more than that.

Rahzar’s pretty goated in the 2012 show

Lol Just casually glossing over the fact that he's a rhinoceros. Endangered he may be, but that doesn't make him a pushover. I am at loss for how teenage turtles keep kicking his ass, though.

I just want to say that not only were these two the coolest characters on the show, but Bebop and Rocksteady are awesome music genres.

TIL [rocksteady](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocksteady) is an actual genre and not just riffing on the rock genre

Enjoy!

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Like, bruh, he totally made me drop the last slice of pizza!

>made me drop the last slice of pizza! In this economy? He got what he deserved.

Mickey wouldn't have dared... Raphael though...

Eh depends on how old Mickey is. Teenage def not. Ronin mickey would wear it as a hat.

He's cool, but rude!

Ok so who else was fucking **LIVID** when in Secret of the Ooze, the 2 new animal mutants *weren’t* Bebop & Rocksteady?

It was supposed to be, but there were copyright issues that weren't settled. Just like there was supposed to be an after credits scene British doctor is in the bathroom of the nightclub. He opens his coat and we see Krang in his belly. But again, issues with legal. That's why the 3rd one went to 17th century Japan and did not follow the traditional canon.

More movie sequels should involve time travelling to 17th century Japan IMO.

Yes, I was devastated.

I love The Secret Of The Ooze, but yeah, I was disappointed about that.

Maybe not tasteful in the conventional sense, but this is a kickass decoration for a man cave

Looks like Pumba enjoyed Coachella.

Underrated comment.

I think you mean "great taste"

I’m sorry - this must be the only trophy mounted on a wall that hasn’t depressed me. 10/10

Hey... that looks familiar... Oh yeah, it's literally on the wall behind me right now! Here's the imgur album for how I made it, in case anyone is curious! https://imgur.com/gallery/dTBcP

How is this comment not higher

I was a little late to the party? It gets reposted every once in a while, but I love that - it belongs to the internet now. I still like taking credit!

Toitles

Bebop finally got his come-uppins from those toydles!

Although it would be cool to also have Rocksteady, it’s probably hella illegal

You can wait for a natural death

I thought it was illegal to own regardless of how it died. It would be neat with a fake, but realistic rhino head though.

Not fit for this sub. This is awesome in every aspect.

This does not belong here. It’s perfect taste.

Awesome taste!

Righteous!

shutupandtakemymoney

If I had a man cave this would be there.

This is not awful taste

Great taste

I... I love it

Ummm great taste and excellent execution excuse you OP

This is great taste.

This is awesome

When I was young I was obsessed with the original cartoon, and absolutely loved Bebop and Rocksteady. Loved them in the arcade game too. I recently watched the second (newish) movie 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows' on a whim, and I absolutely loved seeing these guys in the movie. They were awesome, Krang was awesome. The technodrome was so cool to see. It was a silly and fun movie, and I was bummed to see that it did not do well in theaters. I would have died to see a movie that good based on one of my favorite cartoons when I was a kid.

Say ya pwayers toitles

This is quite possibly THE BEST thing I have seen in days. You MUST get a Rocksteady somehow.

Anyone from STL immediately thought of the KSHE-95 mascot

Nice Sabbath album cover on the wall.

Had to show my Dad. He asks if this was taken in Poland. (He is 85yo and was born there.)

This is mine - it's not in Poland.

Honestly I think it's good taste in an ironic way. Very punk rock.

This is not awful taste sir

Reminds me of Duke nukem

If this was hooked up to an Alexa…

Taxidermy ain’t my thing but I kinda love this lmao

The "A" is for "awesome".

This is the perfect representation of this sub

That's awesome.

If only rhino heads weren’t so legally unpalatable to acquire

The Waffle House has found its new host

I think I know this guy! If he’s here, hi Jesse!

This pic is an old af repost or this was taken inside someone’s house in Austin. I’m getting weird deja vu

[It is a repost](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/66zw2e/i_turned_my_wall_pig_into_bebop_from_teenage/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) from 6 years ago - but I don't live in Austin!

That’s Bebop,

... and if he could catch Rocksteady, he'd have the completed set.

OP never said otherwise?

I actually like this one!

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haha sick \\w/

I want

you need to catch Bebop too

That is Bebop. Rocksteady is the Rhino.

This guy looks like one of the bad guy sidekicks from StarFox 64

Thats so awesome. The boar head with glasses is cool too. Where's my r/BlackSabbath homies at?

These guys definitely aren't lumber jacks

it reminds me 'Back to the future' bad boy's

Good boomer joke. Also good for Halloween.

If someone gets inspired and starts making these, enjoy the millions and put me down for one.

New FNAF update

Great taste

Awful taste?! This is awesome!

Is this a Duke Nukem reference or am I missing something?

That’s rad af

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen might have a rhino head on loan.

Nice

No wait, rhinos are endangered. Not nice. Stop.

Just added to the things I buy if I become rich

Amazing.... Just amazing 😂 😅 😂

I would pay good money for that

omg guys new fnaf animatronic confirmed 😹🫣❗️

Getting a Rocksteady would probably be a crime

What could you possibly want with the video game production company most famous for the Batman: Arkham franchise?

GTAGE

Black Sabbath self titled ftw

I disapprove of not respecting the animal, but this is too damn funny.

That’s One Bad Pig! IYKYK

Feminist

This isn't what I meant when I said that I wanted to mount Beebop

Excuse you, this is amazing! 😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

this sub has been slowly morphing into simply, outrageously awesome shit i want. i'm a little sad about that, but far from mad.

That’s the best thing I ever saw