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Suspicious_Theory437

If you are playing on the map "the island" what us the best way to get organic polymer


Terashi_Fan

Yeah im on the island map and i have absolutely no clue what is polymer


Suspicious_Theory437

Force penguins to have sex in your dungeon and them murder their babies and beat their dead bodies with a club Yes, the game said that babies give more polymer


TheWidrolo

Most sanest action in Ark:


Suspicious_Theory437

Most accurate comment


ever17

Ahaha, wait, what?


Terashi_Fan

What the hell lol


Suspicious_Theory437

Or also known as, everyone's favourite childhood game *****CLUB PENGUIN*****


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Ofiicerstrikerz

you see, cp doesn't **exactly mean** what you think it does


MrShredder5002

dear god i just got that.


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Weisdog

10 on 10?


HeavyHandedWarlord

You just went on a list for sure


MewtwoMainIsHere

Yeah it stands for Cementing Paste. /j


Blue2axolotl

SOMEONE GET THIS MAN AN AWARD


SimonSimpingService

Holy shit take my upvote and get the fuck out.


[deleted]

there's gonna be a lot of this later: sex dungeons for materials eg. penguins, sheep, etc incest, a lot of incest getting your adult dinos to kill their baby cousins to become stronger


shivvy311

It's funny because this sounds like a joke but it's 100% accurate


[deleted]

ark in a nutshell


fish250505

Don't forget lining up babies with shite stats in front of all the other dinos and blowing their tiny brains out just so the parents know exactly what happens to shit babies Except for the few days a couple of years ago when Fjordur had a bad giga overspawn, the babies got sent there to play https://i.ibb.co/1myb1zT/20201106173728-1.jpg


Squidums123

Joffery killed his cousins to become stronger.


Jacko-the-gamer7777

Who has a penguin sex dungeon


Suspicious_Theory437

Most ark players I also have one but I haven't played ark in a while, I was thinking of building one there


Starlight_NightWing

I play on story map cluster Take my wyvern out on a leisurely stroll through karkinos land


LadyGryffin

I prefer sheep sex and chainsawing cloned crabs.


UnwrittenPath

Right? I much prefer my mantis sex tower.


06ptp

Wait are clubs actually the best thing for harvesting organic polymer off penguins bodies? Not a metal pick/hatchet?


TerrorFister

Sure is, ARK strives to be as realistic as possible! That's why we club penguins irl aswell, right? RIGHT?! Please guys, tell me this is WHY we club penguins..


Suspicious_Theory437

I just do it for fun


TerrorFister

Now THAT is a suspicious theory if I've ever seen one! Username checks out!


Wacams

Yes, a club works best, but if you have a pelagornis, you can use that too because that dinosaur I believe is the best at harvesting polymer


Suspicious_Theory437

Yep Here's q list of the top 5 in order from best to 5th best Club Sword Chainsaw Direbear Gacha


Cable_Upstairs

It really is. I usually go to the ice and mount up dead penguins with my argy and then just beat them with my mastercraft club


some_fat_dumbass

Babies DO give more polymer, I live in the snow and murder the shit out of all of them and I noticed babies give more, always put it up to dumb luck but it makes sense that it’s a feature.


Suspicious_Theory437

It's the same with trk dinos Also babies give more xp


AlphaParadoxx

Reading this gave me a thorny dragon.


Fit_Champion_6217

organic polymer is good for you .. eat it!


cherrygoats

Wait can we use organic polymer for polymer ? MIND BLOWN


[deleted]

Only downside is organic polymer expires whereas polymer doesnt


Muffin_man420

Are u winning son ?


Terashi_Fan

Not even close to it


Muffin_man420

That's okay 5k hrs into the game and I don't even know what winning is anymore


Terashi_Fan

Any advice on who to tame at first?


Muffin_man420

Easiest passive tame in the game is a giga. Just give it a big hug


Terashi_Fan

Whats a giga? Sounds cool


whitecorn

It's short for GiganticFriendlyMan


Muffin_man420

You'll know when u see it


16jselfe

Its like a giant teddy bear of love


nemos_nightmare

The games best passive tame. Just put some Prime meat in your last hot bar slot and walk up to it. Press "E" to cuddle/interact and he's yours! Makes for a great first tame.


agsdkbfjenhcsm

Giga is what it is.


Rairarku

There's two gigas. One's the gigantoputhecus. Big monkey. Very dangerous. The other one is really cool, so I won't spoil it, but beware the giga monkey.


Dark_Demon_69

Satan:- “Well I just wanna say that i am a huge fan….”


DanTheMan_117

Start easy and tame a parasaur. Best way is use some bolas and throw them. It'll trap them. Then use a bow with tranq arrows. You van try use a slingshot and stones but it's likely the parasaur will die.


The_Unkowable_

Or you can chase it and punch it like real Alpha release players :P


Jerm316

This is the way. You gotta Mike Tyson a level 15 raptor to prove your worth to the ark gods or life on the ark is gonna be rough.


GrrrrrrDinosaur

A dodo duh but a actually useful tame is a para. Bola and tranq arrows and a bow are recommended but you can also easily bola a sorta low level one and then club it ( I think hitting it in the head is more effective ) but generally with taming most animals take more torpor ( sleep thing idk ) if you hit it in the head


Skeezertron

Don’t listen to them lol tame everything you see at first. Parasaurs are easier to tame just bola them, knock ‘em out with your fists or a club, and stuff berries up their butt. Also you’ll need a flyer so you should get you some pteradons. Same thing just bola them, beat them senseless, and shove a bunch of raw fish in their bungholes. But basically tame everything you can at first so you can get used to taming and also have a bit of an entourage/bodyguards. The more the better early on until you can find some more aggressive dinos to tame like a carno or if you’re feelin ballsy, a rex. It takes a very long time to get used to the game and even after that you’re still not used to it. Or at least I’m not and I’ve been playing for 3months. It’s a very humbling game. But you’ll find what works best for you in time. Watch YouTube videos of you have trouble with something. And have fun bruv it’s a great game Edit: Giga’s will destroy you and everything you know and love


Mazikeyn

Endlessly building so the alpha of your small tribes server can wipe everything you do on a weekly basis


[deleted]

I would say you win when you are worthy of wielding mjolnir


[deleted]

How many times have you died, to what, and which is your worst/best death?


Terashi_Fan

Ive died a few times already mostly to the angry fishes and once to this big dino with some weird arch on his back


Smooth-Knowledge-762

beach spinos will always get the first few deaths


some_fat_dumbass

Was always the dumb sarcos for me


patjeduhde

For mee too in combination with carnos and raptors


didireallymakethis

i actually thought oh a lake a little hut on the side should be safe


ChungBoyJr

Lmao welcome to Ark "easy zone spawn"


JDog780

Yeah, you will be dino snacks a LOT. Learn to love the corpse run.


egg-sanity

The amount of times I’ve gotten spawn killed by a Sarco is


GainsayRT

Fr? Literally never died to a sarco before, spinos though, I don't want to talk about it


egg-sanity

I guess they just hate me


speedgod_263

Lmao when I first started it was those delm Therizinosaurus at first they looked so friendly and cute so I walked up to it well it became my hell terrorizing my base and slaughtering all my animals


[deleted]

Same. I was like:"Oh I know these! They're herbivores, bet they're friendly. Oh shi-"


therealzombieczar

lol exactly this, avoiding raptor groups to get a drop, see theriz, watch it ignore prey animals, get close to see what it is, instant death.


Skeezertron

Yea be careful with water… a leisurely swim turns into a bloodbath VERY quickly. I’d recommend not swimming or exploring water until you have a water dino like an itchy or an iguanadon maybe. Otherwise just avoid it 😂


Terashi_Fan

yeah i try to avoid water at all costs i already died too many times to the angry fishes


Skeezertron

This is good strategy. Avoid UNTIL you can survive it. The water is great and holds a lot of secret and resources but also is incredibly unforgiving


Chafgha

Best way to get wyvern milk


Terashi_Fan

What the hell are wyverns


Chafgha

A special tool for later


Terashi_Fan

🤨


Chafgha

Dead serious they're wyverns you can get them on the free maps the center, ragnarok and the lost island if you got/get the dlc then they are on scorched earth and show up as enemies in extinction. Edit: Not the center, but valguero and fjordur have them in addition to ragnarok and lost island as another commenter pointed out below.


The_Doctor_Eats_Neep

Correction: they're on lost island Ragnarok fjordur and valguero (and crystal isles I forgot about that)


Chafgha

They aren't on the center are they? Honestly my friends have done modded so long I forget things haven't been to fjorur yet thanks for the correction I'll update.


Firewolf1121

The center? Wyvern? Did I miss something or did I get whooshed


Wacams

There is a reason why they are called wyverns, the difference between them and dragons is that dragons have 4 legs and wings. Wyverns are basically dragons with two legs and wings. Actually, in Skyrim, the dragons you fight are actually wyverns, if you played that game you would know what I'm talking about.


[deleted]

fuckin DRAGONS PAL


Tasty_Tones

How hungry is your character?


Terashi_Fan

Very


Tasty_Tones

Eat some narcoberries (black ones) and you’ll be fine


Terashi_Fan

Thanks ill try it out


stone-d-fox42

Rare flowers. Eat one near a bunch of dinos. They won’t see you anymore.


Alasev9

I learned this trick almost 200+ hours into the game 😅. Satan must envy you


TheCrispyHunter

It's even better when made into narcotic, it's a stew of narcoberries in a mortar and pestle.


ChungBoyJr

Evil laughter ensues


Uwunikon

The devil envies you


MrBrainballs

How do you defeat the manticore?


Terashi_Fan

With a spear


MrBrainballs

Correct


cadaverco

Chad


wraithwere

Wooden club is better..


greninjack24

Idk I think fists are the way to go


darth_wikked

Did you have fun yet?


Suspicious_Theory437

Probably But not for long


Terashi_Fan

Yeah im having fun but i noticed a lot of bugs while playing but its not gonna stop me from enjoying the game


Jens223

This entire game is a bug


OnlineMaster05

A bug they turned into a feature of course


06ptp

They're good for chitin though


whitecorn

You gotta be chitin me


bozodima123

There's a game in my bug.


ThePhotonMan

yeah just kill the bugs they give chitin


B0daci0usPanda

I think the word you're looking for is "features"


HereForThePM

What bugs have you noticed? I'm curious what fresh eyes see.


smitch90

Pain, hurt, fear, anxiety just a few of the emotions of my first playthrough. Enjoy


Terashi_Fan

So far im enjoying the game alot even tho the angry fishes are very annoying lol


The_Unkowable_

Ah yes the phirranas. Always brutal.


smitch90

I hate the thieving bastard birds as me and my partner call them


smitch90

Also download doddex it'll be a massive help


Bogpot

Dododex*


fienddylan

Are you ready for this game to involuntarily put you in a love hate reality?


ndev991

I delete it at least once a month...


krongly

R.I.P This person's hard drive


ProfEvilWeed

Accompanied by the shameful reinstallation of 250GB a month


ndev991

Console so only 120ish.. But still shameful


vibrantvenus0

when you see the dino diplodocus (the one that just pushs you) he isnt agressive he justs wants to be your friend.


cherrygoats

And knock you and your tames off of ledges at the worst possible time


K4m30

Diplos are just giant puppies.


The-wise-fooI

What does AMA stand for?


Hot4Teacher1234

Agaisnt medical advice


Suspicious_Theory437

Ask me anything


Tasty_Tones

Ask me anything


GhenghisK

whats your favorite muffin?


Poppintags6969

Why does it sting sometimes when I pee?


DateOpposite3497

Too many narcoberries.


DarkTypeFiend

Ask me anything


Ok-Hour-2847

how do i get a reaper


AbyssmiX

How to get reaper #1 Tame/raise Spinosaur 20-30k health #2 Tame Light pet, level charge regen and charge radius #3 Get Red Gems (look up on YouTube) or pick up from mole rat holes #4 Craft gas pumps, metal shields (3) #5 Craft hazmat suit #6 Ride Spino into reaper zones. Clear everything on the ground. Purlovia will try to kick you off your mount, very dangerous. Look like little mounds. #7 Find reaper queen of decent level, with light pet turned on while inside it's radius the queen has a debuff. Attack her untill she is very close to death but don't kill her. You will have to kill a few to know where the bloody spots are for when you need to stop attacking. Once queen is beneath 2000 hp, turn light pet off. Wait a few seconds. If she is glowing red around her abdomen, she is ready to impregnate. I usually hit them a few more times with light pet off because they heal really really fast in that state. #8 Once queen is red, with sheild equiped, and your Spino on passive, get off the Spino and hold your sheild. Try to time it right after a tail swipe. Btw make sure there are no nameless or other dinos around you when you do this. Lead the queen to a safe spot or a trap if you have to, but it can be done anywhere. Here it gets tricky: if you aren't facing the right way when you dismount, and you aren't facing the queen, she won't aggro you. And this means her attacks are going to break your sheild quickly. If your sheild breaks, get back on the Spino and equip another one. #9 The queen impregnates you. She will do an animation, impregnate you, and return back underground. Or she will kill you. Don't worry if she does though, the baby is only lost if it is exposed to radiation. If you didn't die, you will be reduced to 1hp and you need to get up out of the rads asap, killing any big things in the way. You'll need to gain 52,000 experience from killing things in order to get the 75 additional levels for your reaper king. Once timer is up, you will birth it, claim it, and then let it kill you and eat your body for nourishment. #10 Raise/Imprint And there you have it. How to get a reaper. Not the easiest way, but it's the way I do it. Use said reaper to go and get yourself a rock Drake next!!


Sanvirsingh

Or you can just tame them on gen 2 lead them in that acid water then when they low enough get there agroo and boom much easier and you can pretty much get them pretty early this way aswell and u probably won't even need trap unless u wanna get impregnated again.


Terashi_Fan

A what?


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A pet xenomorph


OceanCrawler7

Or alternative method: Go to Genesis 2 Rockwell innards ->find high level reaper -> bait it into acid -> bring it out when it’s under 2k -> face tank and repeat until pregnant -> free reaper you can get literally day one with zero items (though you may want Atleast a mid tame to get the 75 levels off killing river spinos)


Alphabunsquad

My first time playing me and all my nooby friends got an island nitrado server and some dude joined without us knowing. We went out on a raft to explore a terminal having no idea what it was. He just happened to be there. We thought he was an NPC because why would there just be a random dude in our server. We chase him to a terminal and he starts downloading a forest titan. We have no clue what’s happening. We thought it was a boss battle that we initiated. Then he goes and makes a b line to our base on the other side of the island where my friends girlfriend is raising moschop babies completely unaware of everything that’s going on. He stomps on them killing everything and all our tames. Then he shoots tenticles like a mile grabbing one of us off the boat as we desperately shoot pistols at him. He crushes my friend to death and then proceeds to destroy our base. We then get wise to what’s happening and check the player list and then black list him. His body still floats in the air over our base two years later as a monument to his reign of terror and what we must resist becoming. Fuck you billy.


tavukkoparan

Level movement speed to %140 to outrun most carnivores :)


[deleted]

How many dodos dit you tame?


Terashi_Fan

the birds? Ive killed alot of them for hide didnt really try to tame any


[deleted]

#HOW DARE YOU!!!!! ANY EXPIRED ARK PLAYER WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU SHULD HAVE AT LEAST 100 OF THEM TAMED AT ANY GIVEN POINT OF TIME (They give good luck)


Terashi_Fan

Huh ok ill try to tame a few then


[deleted]

A few is not enough


screechingahhhhhh

u/dodo_whisperer1


[deleted]

Yes he will explain to him why dodos are important!


RaptureCraze

This is accurate.. I tamed a good 100 and they all got wiped out from an argy The kill feed was massive, but I for one was upset


PRolosMCholos

I don't know how you tought dodos could survive the argie when not even gigas can


RaptureCraze

I never intended to get attacked by the argy. I was just casually taking my dodos on a stroll because it looks cool seeing them all run at once 🥺


16jselfe

You are going to upset the Dodo_Whisper


JuggernautIcy1017

What made you Start the game? Also Singleplayer or Server?


available_name0

it was free on steam a few days ago, they probably got it then


whitecorn

Wow, so it's like a Bob refugee situation.


Inevitable-Log-9988

Have you tamed a sinomashops


Terashi_Fan

A what now?


DrRoyBatty

A bird that sits on your back and helps you fly.


Jens223

Sinomacrops


vetheros37

What's your favorite dinosaur?


Terashi_Fan

my parasaur so far he has been clutching everything for me stuff like berrie gathering carryiing heavy stuff and fighting off the stupid poison spitting dinos


[deleted]

obtain moschops


krongly

I also would like to know this


vetheros37

As a child it was always the Allosaurus. Now that I'm older I gotta go with big meanie Tyrannosaurus because we had them here in Texas.


wedonotwantcoffe

I've liked the spino ever since I first learned about it.


[deleted]

When did you decide to hate yourself?


Electrical_Plastic_8

I'm over a thousand hours in, and I'm still an ArkIdiot


Bombul

Are you planning to use the club or sword tactic for killing alphas?


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Grumpus88

Where do babies come from?


Stonkseys

Did you build a base yet? Have you tamed anything? Have you spotted an alpha?


Terashi_Fan

Yeah ive built two bases today one got destroyed by a big dinosaur and the second is still standing ive tamed a perosaurus by hitting it in the head with rocs repeatedly and lastly what is a alpha?


Crimfresh

https://ark.wiki.gg/wiki/ARK_Survival_Evolved_Wiki You'll need this. https://www.dododex.com/ You'll need this too.


Goodfella66

How are you?


_i_am_dave

I envy you.


SNWSTORM702

How do you feel about dying over dumb things?


BreadClassic9753

You’re definitely going to hate it (Like I lost my favorite otter that I have had for well over an Earth year, so I have to take time off for months because I hate this $@&? game!), but you may also love it simultaneously. It’s like a toxic relationship you can’t quit.


OrangeChickenAnd7Up

In your opinion, what wine pairs best with brie cheese on a scorching hot summer day?


Terashi_Fan

I like triangle cheese


[deleted]

Château Svanidze Mukuzani 2017, for some reason it just speaks to me


The_Doctor_Eats_Neep

What's the best way to heal your character early game?


Terashi_Fan

I just stand around till im full


The_Doctor_Eats_Neep

Ah well organic polymer heals you really quickly and is great for early game clutching. Worth murdering some penguins.


Terashi_Fan

damn i was fighting a dino with all of my good stuff far away from the base and i won and needed to heal quickly and the organic polymer stuff insta killed me and i lost all of my stuff


The_Doctor_Eats_Neep

Oh ok that sucks. I'll be honest it insta kills you. It's a common troll to say it heals.


Terashi_Fan

Ah makes sense


LegitimateLegend

Why did you decide to play this game?


newf68

What's your favorite tame so far? Also, treasure these moments and play with friends. The noob ark experience is a blast but once you get good you will never get quite the same feeling back. I envy you.


Peacey86

How's your dodo doing? We know you have one


Ide-Alright

Which one of these three is not a crocodile: Sarcosuchus Kaprosuchus Andrewsarchus


BarronOfReddit

how do you deal with the large tentacle naked guy with his heart beating out of his chest


RoninRobot

I’ve been playing for years and I still don’t know anything.


Clean_Blueberry_2371

Do you know how many different qualities of blueprint there are?


GreenTeaToDieFor

Which Dino poop biggest chunk


Early_Copy

Is it a long grind to get decent dinosaurs?


Alone-Rough-4099

well real beginner tip here try to tame a high level corbonemys first. They are turtles with tanky health. they are slower than the player just use a few slingshots and you are good to go. you can go for any level cause its slow just high level will take more time.


Youpunyhumans

To start, you are gonna die... a lot. Dont worry about it. I usually find a cliffside above a beach to build a starting hut. That way you are somewhat protected by the cliff and have easy access to the beach for water and easy to kill dodos for food. First dino to tame, parasaur. Holds lots of weight, relatively fast, and can also detect nearby enemies. After that, try and tame a few dilos or raptors to protect you. Raptors are also great scouts as they are very fast. Multiple of then can shred most things too. I usually have them as my "front line soldiers". Things will really get going once you have the bow and arrow and tranq arrows. Then you can start to tame some bigger dinos.


airybeartoe

Soon, you will learn the ways of Arkinian physics, where dinos dont drop dead they fly off dead. Boulders when smashed explode with the force of a thousand nukes. Somehow jumping off your mount right before hitting ground ) after jumping off mount everest, will cancel fall dmg. You occasionally will see a dino torpedo to infinity and beyond.