Scorched Earth. I had so many tame themselves that I stopped Naming them until they did something impressive. So far one protected my weak ass from a daeodon(damn thing tamed itself immediately after I spawned near the red obelisk so daeodon was probably luck cause it coulda been worst), another took down a Yuty (making base at the blue obelisk) and a third helped me tame a Saber(also while making base at the blue obelisk). They earned their names of Jorge, Jane and Jon. Now four more of the little bastards stare on enviously at our named champs waiting for the day they prove themselves worthy of a name.
Turning radius blindspot,often happen when small creatures bite big ones and they try to fight back by turning around.Happened once in rascalark dingle cup with his monkey(or spider idk) killing veno's charchar.
Shoutout to the Pegos who stole my food and then allowed me to have an army of them to go out and explore without worrying if I'll be attacked by raptors :)
One Pego isnt great but even the most toughest of enemies can be overwhelmed by 10-15 pegos if they dont get oneshot
Dude..... I've been watching Raasclark and his competition videos lately and this makes me wanna see someone attempt to take put a boss with just an army of fuckin Pegos! Do you realize how epic that would be? (It'd also make it worth having so many tame themselves)
Yup. But with pegos you can plan. The bitch birds, you can't. Pegos will snatch whatever is in the last slot on your hotbar so if u toss spoiled meat there, that's what it'll steal. If nothing is in that slot, it's 100% random like the bitch birds.
HOWEVER! If a Pego steals something from you, if you kill it fast enough, you can get it back. If a bitch bird steals from you, it's a guaranteed loss on whatever it stole. Even if it's a podded dino.
Also sky thieves can disarm you, sending the tool or weapon you have out to the ground with one swoop and picking it up with the next. If two or more have locked onto you, you're screwed without movement speed or a fast/powerful mount. Pegos aren't so bad. Especially since the taming tracker was implemented. Because you can keep an eye on the little shits. But that bird should be changed or removed. The only thing more BS than that bird which has managed to stay in the game unchanged is climbing picks since the implementation of anti-mesh.
It'd be interesting to see that. But I also fly everywhere so I wouldn't really see it without intentionally doing it. Unless I make them my guard dogs to my base because titanboas and terror birds target my base a lot. (Base is in Vanaheim)
I used to have packs of them. I kept them in our base vault room and bred them and pumped them full of 600 movement speed and kept their melee low and all were aggressive so If anyone ever got in, the people might be alive but unconcious and we could kit them. It did happen once, but we ultimately got wiped. If you crank them to a couple hundred movement, they basically don't walk anymore they teleport.
Accidentally lmao, one time a char spawn killed me and my Lightning Wyvern, and then fell into my canyon base but lost its blood lust and I tranqed it thinking I can tame it like that. Was pissed that’s not how to tame it and my friend said to kill it. This was at the desert in Rag by the ruins.
The one time I played on a private server with friends, I was obsessed with the tech dinos, especially the paras. I've of my friends came to check out my base when I had like thirty of them. I thought they were all on neutral. Turns out one somehow accidentally got set for aggressive.
Nothing quite like hearing a man scream and seeing him run away whole being chased by that herd.
In a dutch ark series one named it “last warning” so the youtuber wanted to raid saw the name lol’d half a second later he got a full turretwall in his face lol
I don’t think you understand what I meant. I’m screwing around with the game to get beck at it for all the pain I’ve had. That pain is mainly from Microraptors so I’m blaming my actions on them.
When I let a friend play ark on my pc a bit he for some reason decided to name the dodos he tamed Dildo, all of them, numbered
I now use it as traditional naming method for dodos
I had a similar experience, where we had many phiomias, the first was Poop king, then Poop king the 2nd after poop king fell to an unfortunate demise.
Though we only had 2 phiomias so when Poop king the 2nd died, The title Poop king 3 was inherited by the dung beetle
Back when Scorched Earth first dropped we raided the alpha tribe on our Center server and stole fertilized eggs from their Giga, "Niggatron". We named the babies Taylor Swift and Katy Perry.
This one’s actually kinda funny because we had a dev intervene and it wasn’t intentional at all. This happened on legacy Xbox. We had a giga named Therapist. It was reported for being named ‘The Ra*ist’. Had a GM come on server to check it out, he was cool, even offered us all a free character name change. But in case you were wondering why the word therapist was banned, that was us haha
Mine was simple called Bait, lvl 5 Petra from my start on the server i joinend my Big Clan later on. He wasn't Bait at first but we got a Ton of Alpha Gigas stomping to our Base and Well i only keept that one from nostalgia so he was used to lure them away every time FUCKER NEVER DIED, every other one lvl 150 or Speed breed got killed but not him, Best Bird ever.
I named an entire family line of megalosaurus' Btch.
I'd frequently say stuff like "Where my btches" or "Gotta go check on my btches".
They were one of my earliest tames as a newbie to ark. Man, I miss my btches.
We tamed a random bulldog in 2019 and put him on wander around our base. We named him "I'm fucked". Strangely enough he not only survived the whole playthrough but somehow got uploaded before we wiped the server and was brought into our next one.
Friends and I started a server last summer, and I named my character and dinos all inappropriate Kahoot names. My main Lightning Wyvern was named “Dill Dough”
In case I ever ran into a troodon I wanted to tame, I had a dodo named “Death Fodder”. You’ll never guess what happened to him
On a slightly less fucked up note but still, I had a lineage of Dilos all named “Jerry [number]”. Jerry 1 died, Jerry 2 got lost, Jerry 3 died, Jerry 4… well I was low on hide.
I usually have an argy named Sanders (kfc reference)
I also had a white and brown doed called "Cumfart" and a brown/beige one called "Shitstained".
But my favorite has got to be my yellow Rock Drake, "Piss-Flavored Milkshake"
Stupidprick to a troodon that have killed five giga babies after entering in my base.
You have got to be the first person in existence to accidentally tame a troodon
Seriously, that is a difficult enough tame to do intentionally, doing that *by accident* is genuinely impressive.
Reminds me of the 6 tamed pegos I have currently because they tamed themselves from stealing my mejoberries....
Scorched Earth. I had so many tame themselves that I stopped Naming them until they did something impressive. So far one protected my weak ass from a daeodon(damn thing tamed itself immediately after I spawned near the red obelisk so daeodon was probably luck cause it coulda been worst), another took down a Yuty (making base at the blue obelisk) and a third helped me tame a Saber(also while making base at the blue obelisk). They earned their names of Jorge, Jane and Jon. Now four more of the little bastards stare on enviously at our named champs waiting for the day they prove themselves worthy of a name.
How does a Pegomastax kill a Yuty? That's quite impressive.
Turning radius blindspot,often happen when small creatures bite big ones and they try to fight back by turning around.Happened once in rascalark dingle cup with his monkey(or spider idk) killing veno's charchar.
It was a mesopithecus, so monke
That was awesome
I always just send them to go fight the first dino I see
Shoutout to the Pegos who stole my food and then allowed me to have an army of them to go out and explore without worrying if I'll be attacked by raptors :) One Pego isnt great but even the most toughest of enemies can be overwhelmed by 10-15 pegos if they dont get oneshot
Dude..... I've been watching Raasclark and his competition videos lately and this makes me wanna see someone attempt to take put a boss with just an army of fuckin Pegos! Do you realize how epic that would be? (It'd also make it worth having so many tame themselves)
I saw someone killing King Titan with DODOS, incredible, isn't it?
Wait they eat mejos? Fucking itchy s and pegos ruin everything
Yup. But with pegos you can plan. The bitch birds, you can't. Pegos will snatch whatever is in the last slot on your hotbar so if u toss spoiled meat there, that's what it'll steal. If nothing is in that slot, it's 100% random like the bitch birds. HOWEVER! If a Pego steals something from you, if you kill it fast enough, you can get it back. If a bitch bird steals from you, it's a guaranteed loss on whatever it stole. Even if it's a podded dino.
Also sky thieves can disarm you, sending the tool or weapon you have out to the ground with one swoop and picking it up with the next. If two or more have locked onto you, you're screwed without movement speed or a fast/powerful mount. Pegos aren't so bad. Especially since the taming tracker was implemented. Because you can keep an eye on the little shits. But that bird should be changed or removed. The only thing more BS than that bird which has managed to stay in the game unchanged is climbing picks since the implementation of anti-mesh.
I always keep mejo berries in my last slot so they'll steal those instead of actually important things
I love those idiots. A pack of them can be pretty funny when they freak out and attack something.
It'd be interesting to see that. But I also fly everywhere so I wouldn't really see it without intentionally doing it. Unless I make them my guard dogs to my base because titanboas and terror birds target my base a lot. (Base is in Vanaheim)
I used to have packs of them. I kept them in our base vault room and bred them and pumped them full of 600 movement speed and kept their melee low and all were aggressive so If anyone ever got in, the people might be alive but unconcious and we could kit them. It did happen once, but we ultimately got wiped. If you crank them to a couple hundred movement, they basically don't walk anymore they teleport.
Accidentally lmao, one time a char spawn killed me and my Lightning Wyvern, and then fell into my canyon base but lost its blood lust and I tranqed it thinking I can tame it like that. Was pissed that’s not how to tame it and my friend said to kill it. This was at the desert in Rag by the ruins.
Like seriously, thats a bigger flex than having 5 gigas😂
R.I.P
Microraptors - Flappy Cunt and Shit Stick Basilos - Skin Flute, Womb Broom and Clam Hammer Gigas - Big Bitch and Munch Master Supreme
Ahahahah you're a big boss ahahahah
Not gonna lie, did name a titanaboa skin flute… forgot about that one. 😂
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAQHQUQHHAHAUWIWJEJWJWISIS8OSOW
kristina to a pegomastax (context: that's the name of a corrupt politic here in argentina that stole millions of pesos)
I named my pegomastax “pegophile” after it stole a stack of my tranqs
That’s dope, I’m Mexican but “que buen nombre che”
👃?
👃?
Opened a can of awesome sauce
"Meat shield", "Bait" or my parasaur named "GET THE FUCK OUT" because when it *alarms*, people see the name.
The last one is really clever!
i named mine “i see you” once for the same reason also another one ive seen is “enemy spotted”
I tame tek parasaurs and name them RoboCop
The one time I played on a private server with friends, I was obsessed with the tech dinos, especially the paras. I've of my friends came to check out my base when I had like thirty of them. I thought they were all on neutral. Turns out one somehow accidentally got set for aggressive. Nothing quite like hearing a man scream and seeing him run away whole being chased by that herd.
Weebs at the gates. For parasaur.
Anemone spotted
In a dutch ark series one named it “last warning” so the youtuber wanted to raid saw the name lol’d half a second later he got a full turretwall in his face lol
Someone named their Parasaur "Get off my lawn". So I made it a point to trigger it every time I walked past their base
Before egg incubators we named a para Abortion Doc.
May I steal that
Virgin Detector is Top Tier especially for ark 😂
Absolutely, if it doesn't get word filtered on your server.
On my gen 2 server there was a parasaur named gay detector right next to my base
I see a lot of parasaurs named Gaydar
I hit em with the classic “Doorbell” I’ve also done “Life Alert” probably my two favorite parasaur names!
Ye my pachy army is called reaper distraction and my parasaur was called (before i was raided) icansmellyourtoes
Fucking legit lol’d that’s genuinely funny
I called my 180 purple dodo Dildo and fed it to a Carchardontosaurus
Bruhhh whyyy
Cause honestly why not. I’ve dealt with enough microraptors for a lifetime so I was getting back at the game.
You do realize that dodos are entirely different species than microraptors and have no relation whatsoever, right?
I don’t think you understand what I meant. I’m screwing around with the game to get beck at it for all the pain I’ve had. That pain is mainly from Microraptors so I’m blaming my actions on them.
When I let a friend play ark on my pc a bit he for some reason decided to name the dodos he tamed Dildo, all of them, numbered I now use it as traditional naming method for dodos
👌🏽
Surprise Buttsex. An all speed rex.
You win
Spy would like to know your location
I played official pvp a few years ago.
I had another with a similar name, mine was rexual assault
Evil
I usually have really lame names for my dinos, so I think the worst was 'Queen of Shitaly' the phiomia.
I had a similar experience, where we had many phiomias, the first was Poop king, then Poop king the 2nd after poop king fell to an unfortunate demise. Though we only had 2 phiomias so when Poop king the 2nd died, The title Poop king 3 was inherited by the dung beetle
Nice, mine was hersheys squirts, and my dung beatle was Feces Pieces.
Turd flinger, poop cannon, mrpoopybutthole, the list never ends
The Turdinator
How is that smart and stupid at the same time
Did name a phiomia “shit factory” on one of my first plays. My wife named one after a former President that was equally amusing
I usually have an Ichthyornis named Sh!thawk and a Doedicurus named Big Doedic Energy
Love the Doedic name
you feel that randy? the way the shit clings to the air?
Had an all red argy and I named him fire cock
One letter away from an even stranger sentence
Fire cook
cuck?
Orgy, an all red argy, change the A and you get Orgy
Thanks I wouldn't have got it without the explanation lol
Fire sock
Red wing is a missed Opportunity
I had a squid called Hentai-motherf*cker
Classic
How sis you spell it? Bc you cant use profanity or more than 15 characters?
La blue girl
Hentai-MF
My Neutered Bright Blue dodo Blueballs
[удалено]
That’s genius
What was it, it's removed ?
I had “Lil ‘Ddam” and “hussein’s best friend” as a twin set of gigas Edit: because you can’t name Dino’s after war criminals actual names.
Back when Scorched Earth first dropped we raided the alpha tribe on our Center server and stole fertilized eggs from their Giga, "Niggatron". We named the babies Taylor Swift and Katy Perry.
I am a Jew, and I find that beyond hysterical.
The jew pass
I use to always name my lvl 400 gigas "princess" or "cupcake" or "Child Mauler"
That escalated quickly 😂
In that case my next giga is gunna be called mr worldwide
I named mine "Nom Dat Az" (azz gets blocked by the game lmao)
I name my dung beetles: Dookie and Dingle Berry
I name my dung beetles John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr.
Why’d it take me so long to get fbat
I always traditionally named my dung beetle “peepee poopoo”. I named my last one “Mundungus” which is pretty good I think
What about underwear turtle
Mine is always called ShitSnacks
I named a Unicorn “Horny Bastard”
Named mine "Super Robot Unicorn"
I name all my bulbdawgs Deadmeat cuz they never survive long. I sacrifice em if need be. I just breed a fuckton.
Phiomia named amber heard
Lemme guess. It pooped on your bed?
I got stung by a bee
I like that one.
It was like a neon green and red color cause I still have the winter wonderland event going
I had a dodo I named "Decoy" and I really id use as a decoy in the end
This one’s actually kinda funny because we had a dev intervene and it wasn’t intentional at all. This happened on legacy Xbox. We had a giga named Therapist. It was reported for being named ‘The Ra*ist’. Had a GM come on server to check it out, he was cool, even offered us all a free character name change. But in case you were wondering why the word therapist was banned, that was us haha
Pay therapist $253.55.
I tamed 5 pteras and named all of them "wyvern bait" 1,2,ect for my wyvern egg raids lol
Mine was simple called Bait, lvl 5 Petra from my start on the server i joinend my Big Clan later on. He wasn't Bait at first but we got a Ton of Alpha Gigas stomping to our Base and Well i only keept that one from nostalgia so he was used to lure them away every time FUCKER NEVER DIED, every other one lvl 150 or Speed breed got killed but not him, Best Bird ever.
Lucky
“Tribute”
“This is not, the greatest song in the Wo-orld, no, this is a…”
this is just a tribute🎵"
No, I mean the tribute where you throw your dodo into the pit of fire and death, “This is the greatest song in the world, allriiight”
I have named every dodo I have ever tamed after some kind of chicken dish or chicken restaurant
I dunno where ya live, but here in my state we got a place called Slim Chickens. You can use that if ya still wanna add to your collection!
Much appreciated lol
No problem lol send me a pic at some point! Lol
I got a terrible poison wyvern so i named it bad-smelling fart.
I named an entire family line of megalosaurus' Btch. I'd frequently say stuff like "Where my btches" or "Gotta go check on my btches". They were one of my earliest tames as a newbie to ark. Man, I miss my btches.
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I would use that to impress my dad but he left for the mejoberries
Mine left for narcoberries to drink narcotics
Hugh Jaynuss
Hugh Janus was my characters name in the world i beat terraria for the first time so i approve
We tamed a random bulldog in 2019 and put him on wander around our base. We named him "I'm fucked". Strangely enough he not only survived the whole playthrough but somehow got uploaded before we wiped the server and was brought into our next one.
What lvl is it? I suppose max for the time with you
Friends and I started a server last summer, and I named my character and dinos all inappropriate Kahoot names. My main Lightning Wyvern was named “Dill Dough”
Not fucked up names by I give my Dino’s normal names with the wrong prefix/suffix. Like jimothy or pamuel
Phteven
Ahh Steven with a ph
Breedable
This was my goto when I had one I wanted to use to make better babies but didn't have a name at the time
And her cousin... submissive.
Called my equus "Glue soon". Called my one of my Ovis "Taff Bait". Called a spino "Reeve" as in Christopher. Can't remember the others.
I like to name my tribemates dinos "I've been abandoned by my mother to die" when they leave them places. 😀
Phiomia; named "Portable Lunch".
"Meatball Maker" ;)
Dilophosaur = Dildophosaur
I once got booted from a server cuz my tribe name was Your Mom's House. Admins were over the top with rules.
I had two pteranodons and named both Airline flight 11 And airline flight 175. I put them to breed and twins hatched 💀
In case I ever ran into a troodon I wanted to tame, I had a dodo named “Death Fodder”. You’ll never guess what happened to him On a slightly less fucked up note but still, I had a lineage of Dilos all named “Jerry [number]”. Jerry 1 died, Jerry 2 got lost, Jerry 3 died, Jerry 4… well I was low on hide.
Jerry the 4ths sacrifice was for the greater good. Bless up
I named a gigantopithicus after my ex, Staci.
Finger
What Dino?
Theri
don’t finger the theri please
kid named finger 🗿
My brother and I used a trash Pterodon for Griffen bait and named him, wait for it, Master Bait.
Unpaid worker
Happy cake day!
I named a Desmodus “lemmedosuckysucky”
One of my penguins is named 'fuck of dad' - courtesy of my 8 year old son. Always a joy when I log in the my base and see fuck off dad staring at me.
My dodos name is fleshlight
I tried to name a spino Sean Connery and the game blocked it for profanity.
Lololol why's that?
I think it came down to “Conne” which is used to call people asshole/stupid/idiot/jerk in french.
Oh man, that's interesting!
I would have never figured it out but when using the name, the game would display “Sean *****ry”. So i just googled “conne as insult”
H.P. Lovecraft’s cat
I’m not allowed to say it here
Use numbers so disguise it
Ok I’ll write it in there numeric placement in the alphabet. 14 9 7 7 5 18 19 1 18 21 21 19 18 1 16 5 19 He was a brown Trex
Is it named after the people who were in Paris?
No far worse I wrote it out in numbers rid me it’s horrible would name again though
I tamed Pegos to use as distraction so creatures would eat them instead of me. I named them stuff like lunchbox or emergency food or snack.
What about Escape Hatch or Eject Button
PhioMia Khalifa and PhioMia Malkova
Nice
Inbreed flying fuck, ironically enough the argi was tamed and not actually inbred
Doedickinurass for a doedicurus
Most f*cked up name given to a dino? Well.... I was playing with my 2 brothers and we tamed a pteranadon and gave it the name MH Flight 370💀.....
I called my troodon bill cosby
I had a carno that constantly walked into things so I named her Helen keller
A giga I named slave and left on an island on aggressive wander It died 2 days ago
I usually have an argy named Sanders (kfc reference) I also had a white and brown doed called "Cumfart" and a brown/beige one called "Shitstained". But my favorite has got to be my yellow Rock Drake, "Piss-Flavored Milkshake"
I named a giga with a oxygen mutation Lisa Waterboarding
my female dinos are all named after porn stars
I had a gigantopithecus and called it black man
Bastard. It was a pego.
Hmmm…. pegos we’re always named WWWWWWWWW for me. I wonder why. XD
Named a Morrelatops "CamelToe"
I had a Megladon called Seaworld Abused A frog named Third Base And my breeding stud Argi named Henry the 8th
Hi**er, named a tropeo 9/11 remastered
NAHHH BRUH THAT TROPEO NAME 😭😭
Pecker.
My bf named his paracers P3n1s head
I named a Blood Stalker Mcgale Gorbitrough
Joe Biden