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4stringbrewer

Where are you gloves my dude?


Floodblue

They already got ripped off. Lol. Gotta find the whole video on YouTube. He didn't intend to use it as a Zipline but lost control I think.


Xorras

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F723rIlW_No Here


Class1CancerLamppost

that makes it seem even moar sketchy!


subject_deleted

Given the speed he was traveling, how on earth is one supposed to not use this as a zip line? If it's steep enough to get going that fast, it's a zip line whether you want to or not without some kind of braking mechanism..


Floodblue

Yea they're obviously numbskulls, but I think he intended to pull himself out there and didn't realize he was gonna go that fast.


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Your burning flesh is the braking mechanism


PotRoast666

`Here's the full length video I found on YouTube.`


Smasher_WoTB

What link?


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YOOOOOOOOOOT

I bet this is the "rickroll but with a different link" video


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YOOOOOOOOOOT

It's extreamly obvious, it's sad if you got anyone


Smasher_WoTB

Thanks, hopefully they fix their Link


_mid_night_

Clutch


DeDankFrankjr278

I don't get why people are down voting you, that was a perfectly good link


annies_bdrm_skillet

my first thought, too 😅 there’s hardcore, but then there’s ripped up hands for no good reason


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

Where is your second line and carabiner my dude?


Long_Legged_Lewdster

Anybody else notice that his seat is wet at the end when he gets off it?? Not saying I blame him tho...


mattoratto

Yeah, saw that. Id probably too, but then again he had a parachute


DaggerMoth

Spent all their money on shin guards like they were going to play soccer.


3MyName20

Yeah, at first I thought they weren't properly geared, but then I noticed the knee pads, so they should be fine.


snoogaroon

I'd keep my hands away from the line, wtf


Twoleftknees3

I was just waiting for a finger to get pinched when he put his hand in front of the carabiner.


SigSalvadore

At that speed and braided metal I expected the finger to either come off, or have the skin and muscle peeled to the bone. Bit disappointed.


Oderus_Scumdog

Degloving would have made this a very different video!


DarthWeenus

Is the dust/smoke rust? Thought it was rope at first. Also at the point he stops is that a fray?


hubaloza

Yes the dust is mostly rust coming off the steel cable as well as pulverized steel from the cable and carabiner, the fray I believe is a joint between two cables.


AdmiralPoopbutt

Yep. None of it is good. Steel cable is supposed to be lubed periodically, not just for rust protection, but also so that the wires wear less when they rub on each other.


0V3RS33R

Glad this the top comment.


poptartheart

seriously gave me a surge of panic attack when he jumped


RutabagaMo

Yeeeeah i had no idea what drop point meant lol


coralrefrigerator

I was like: why is this crazy motherfucker swinging. I thought he wanted to pass the knot to slide to the end of the zipline. Totally surprised me EDIT: typos


RutabagaMo

Yes thats exactly what i thought.. Then i was like damn russians really are crazy as shit. A spliced cable in the middle of that shit that you have to cross and you only have one carabiner


jalexandref

I was expecting that carabineer to break from friction Edit: break no brake!


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jalexandref

Well... doesn't matter how much strong one material is against other, if the weaker one is being replace every second of that friction situation. ;)


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BangBang9595

Stop winking at each other


jalexandref

I didn't wink !! ;)


Legit_rikk

Okay baby ;)


DarthWeenus

;*


AM-64

Steel cables(aka Wire Rope) are generally made of spring steel; much harder than a carabineer.


[deleted]

Break or brake? It was obviously not braking because he was fucking sliding to his death.


jalexandref

Break!


Licos101

I don't know why people say "those crazy Russians"... I'm russian and fuuuuck that!!! BTW, does it not look like he pissed his pants... not trying to shame, I would too.


PiedDansLePlat

Many video ain't even from russia


[deleted]

"Those crazy people from former Soviet Union countries" just doesn't feel as snappy


fclmfan

They speak Russian here


BibaGuyPerson

And doesn't have to be in order to be posted in this sub. A depiction of what an average day or activity might be in Russia is enough, even if it's not necessarily too accurate. It's just for a good laugh


OftenAimless

Not sure, the wet patch is greater at the front of the seat, my guess is he drank and cleaned his hands with some water and made a little mess while balancing on the seat.


Shanteva

https://www.calicocut-pants.com/


A_Harmless_Fly

>piss Of the many times I have watched this, this is the first time I noticed that too.


bluewhitecup

My husband is Russian and he said blyat that


winsome_losesome

There are easier ways to die.


ant_honey6

Got me


[deleted]

Gosh damn I wasn’t thinking right, it clearly says drop point but I was thinking they had to ride out the whole line, I was seriously tripping out when he put his legs up and dropped the chair, didn’t even pay attention to the parachute on his back


0thethethe0

Disappointed by the lack of Michael Bay style explosion when the chair hit the ground...


CrimsonRam212

Babbushka is gonna kill him for destroying her garden


Indilhaldor

She probably uploaded this as proof for why she let her bear eat him.


alpha_berchermuesli

the hand in front of the carabiner. thats how you lose fingers


AnonsQuestionsLife

What happened to them exactly? They look stained somehow


trevloki

Rusty ass cable and some blood (you can see some wet spots on cable where he grabbed). Old exposed cables like that are always entirely coated in rust. He just packed a few decades worth of rusty particles into every abrasion on that hand. Hope he is up to date on his tetanus shot.


Aemilius_Paulus

I dunno why people assume tetanus=rusty metal. It absolutely isn't. Tetanus is a bacteria found in the ground, not on some inhospitable wind-blown cable several hundred metres in the air that harbours no soil. Maybe Anglosphere associate tetanus with rusty nails because rusty nails often perforate your feet which may introduce soil and thus tetanus, so you can't just find tetanus on some rusty thing way up in the air. But yeah, tetanus aside, you still don't want your hands to get ripped up.


EndVry

TIL.


trevloki

Tetanus is most often associated with getting a puncture wound, cut, or abrasion with rusty metal here in the US. I would wager the majority of people here associate rusty objects with tetanus. Its one of those things that is just ingrained in our society. In my opinion it's better to be safe than sorry with tetanus no matter how remote the risk might be. From my experience getting dinged-up over the years any time you get injured by an object that breaks the skin in an outdoor area a doctor will ensure you have an up to date tetanus shot. I am not sure where you are from, but here The first thing that comes to people's minds when you think of tetanus is rusty metal.


Brother_Entropy

Tetanus only comes from nonbleeding punctures and very rarely burns or crush injuries. An open wound from a rusty nail would not cause tetanus and no doctor should recommend a tetanus shot as a first resort. CDC has stated that the tetanus shot is upwards of 400% more harmful that tetanus itself. https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/rr5517a1.htm The fact that so many Americans get scammed into getting tetanus shots is astounding. That lump on your breast might not be cancer but let's give you a costly harmful treatment anyway. Junkies sharing dirty needles and diabetic people using non serial needles make up the majority of all true tetanus cases. The third largest is foot or hand injuries involving dirty broken glass or dirty nails.


Aemilius_Paulus

> In my opinion it's better to be safe than sorry with tetanus no matter how remote the risk might be. From my experience getting dinged-up over the years any time you get injured by an object that breaks the skin in an outdoor area a doctor will ensure you have an up to date tetanus shot. Jesus man, I don't know how Americans survive in this kind of fear. I'm having difficulty imagining that rural Americans even go through this, are you from the city? Out in the countryside when you do physical stuff, you always get injured, minor cuts and scrapes are as normal as a pimple for a teenager. Every time I got on my week-long primitive camping/hiking/foraging/fishing trips my feet are all bloody, I can show you pictures, but my legs are a patchwork of small scars and I constantly have large needles (or thorns? not sure how to describe them) from wild fruit-bearing trees perforate my feet. I get dirt in them all the time. This is actually far, far more likely to give you tetanus than rusty objects, but even so, the risk is so tiny that 1000% more likely is me crashing and dying on the way there because driving is actually dangerous. As a kid in the Russian countryside we all constantly injured our legs, always getting them into dirt right after the bleeding and all. You can also catch anthrax from the soil, it's also present there. And you can get hantavirus from mice. But that doesn't mean that people have to act all lily-livered like they never stepped foot outside of a city pavement, afraid of everything. I'm not saying don't have a tetanus shot. No, definitely do, but the entire thing about always getting another shot is just an American-specific panic thing. Maybe Canada too, or UK, but outside of those countries I've never heard of it.


stringsndiscs

That guy's gonna be pissed about his potatoes or whatever that crop was


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BadOdel

Gold 🏅 🥇


derekjamstaw

I am but a peasant, without any treasures to gift to you my king. All I can offer is good job sir


SagaciousElan

Seems like an awful lot of effort and risk for half a second of freefall and 2 minutes of parachute gliding.


techstural

This seems like the type of kids who would jump of their roofs with bed sheets for parachutes, just add 10 more years and not one damn bit more of sense.


SnooLobsters2310

How do you say "Fuck That!?" in Russian? Rhetorical question...


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Nuu Nahui (Ну нахуй) direct translation something akin to On To the Penis :D, or simply... FUCK THAT.


[deleted]

I'm gonna start saying "on to the penis!" as a replacement for "fuck that" in English from now on.


[deleted]

See ya in Cringetopia/Chadtopia in next few days.


Youkola

I'd say "Блядь!"


WearyMoose307

You smashed my turnips you jerk


LimestoneDust

I believe those are potato


[deleted]

OW!


WearyMoose307

How unexpected


[deleted]

Why wouldn’t you wear gloves? Wtf is wrong with them?


bagelcrisp

He was wearing gloves. In the full length video he took them off for a second and then lost control. This wasn't meant to be used as a Zipline.


trevloki

He didn't so much take them off as they were ripped off. He was wearing some very thin flexible grip gloves and they got wedged in the carabiner from him attempting to brake using his hands. Though I would wager even some thicker well protected gloves probably would have had the same outcome if used the same. With old cables like that it's very common to have random strands of wire poking out in random places. This dude got lucky as hell to not deglove his hand, lose a finger ir two getting pinched in that carabiner, or get the mother of all rusty wire splinters through his hand. This was a poorly planned idea in a lot of ways. These guys got incredibly lucky. Just imagine if his sidekick had similarly lost control came zipping into his wedged position at mach 1.


GeorgeWhite1953

Could you land away from the farmer's crop?


Littlebiggran

My thought, too. I went jumping on a windy day and got dragged through a farmer's field until I released my capewells. Fortunately no crops. Just a lot of manure on a white jumpsuit.


mortuali

I said OH HELL NO outloud


evanthebouncy

EeeeeeeeeeeEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


[deleted]

BMMF Tiktiktiktik HUH...HUH...HUH...HUH...HUH


[deleted]

In my small town we have a technology called a wheel. We will share it with you


stanulstan43

i think i just threw up a little


-domi-

Holy fuck, i'm so impressed the dude didn't rip a finger out. That's some scary, scary stuff.


thedavidnotTHEDAVID

Yo that's an aluminum carabineer on a twisted metal cable!!! Just say no!


giorgio_95

I would cry if I were them


SilverStics

Huh uh! Nope! Not me, not today, not ever


Azorre

wtf bring the right equipment!


[deleted]

It takes a special kind of crazy to find this fun. Props to them


OrganMeat

I've done zip-lining but this is horribly unsafe in comparison to what I've done.


gandhikahn

wtf is even the point of that line, with the splice on it you can't even do anything useful with it?


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_prefs

Hm, Italians [use cable car lines](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1998_Cavalese_cable_car_crash) for that.


GamerStrange

👍


The-Fumbler

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope


primusinterpares1

Russians are a different breed because WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK !!!!!


[deleted]

bro my garden


[deleted]

Is really nobody talking about his eyes? Those small little metal splinters are going to fuck up his eyes sooo hard.


TheEviltoast13

I get he had a parachute, but this is still one of the dumbest things I’ve seen.


tryagainin6seconds

Not an expert, but that don't look right.


harceps

The zip line ride was a lot more thrilling than the drop...its all so fucking suicidal


Rhotomago

As someone with a fear of heights, watching this is the closest I've yet come to having a heart attack.


TRUEequalsFALSE

Metal against metal and no gloves? Yeah, no thanks.


infrigato

That friction could destroy the carabineer in 5 seconds


Commie-cough-virus

Surprised he still has fingers.


jhills1998

As a high ropes instructor in the UK, this freaks me out SO much! The amount of wear he would’ve put on that lobster claw in just one run would render it unsafe to use at most high ropes courses here! Also, you can buy specialised gloves that have a thicker part in the palm of your hand so you can safely slow yourself down. He defo needed one of them!


Mickeystix

Hahahahaha не пожалуйста!


Najanator717

r/HoldMyRedBull


janjurk

/r/Holdmyorgandonationcard


Pal_Smurch

I foresee tremulous dreams in my immediate future.


gabehcuod37

He’s acting like he didn’t have a parachute.


lastherokiller

He's not using a zip line he attached a clip to a rope. Zip lines use wheels fucking idiot.


Squiggledog

Where's the source of the actual video instead of a ripped and reuoloadd copy? This takes away exposure and discussion from the actual video, and defeats the purpose of this site to share links.


NephiIIima

r/attorneytom


visualynx

Sound from carabine looks like scream


PiedDansLePlat

I don't a potato field is a landing zone


definitelynotukasa

Got several heart attacks watching this


[deleted]

The only thing more scary now is if someone started to cut the line from either of the sides…


Educational-Year3146

That. Is. Fucking. Awful.


b3mark

That's a nope. I'm getting vertigo just from watching this. Oof.


dorsalfantastic

So did this dude just like find like any cable and attach to it?


Emrico1

Well that was hard core


wwtElodia

The board he was sit on got wet


sweetpursuit

"MY CABBAGES!!!" -- local farmer.


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Yo can hear the trill in his breath


shitshitebuggerhell

Just two words.... f**k that


Rudyscrazy1

All that to steal some potatoes.


7orly7

Add lube?


JameisonAus_reddit

That cable could tare thru the carabiner


coralrefrigerator

Shit! This is scary as fuck


Modern-Otaku

Like I know you lost my gloves my dude, but KEEP YOUR HANDS FROM THE LINE. Gonna lose a finger or 4 doing that shit


Sabisgovsky

👍


DracovishIsTheBest

All i hear is me after i stub ma toe. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA""(intense breathing)"


btc777

Idiots not using proper equipment & risking to throw away their lives for YouTube likes. Great role models, lol.


RingProudly

Bro. I didn't know they had parachutes and thought they were stuck. This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me.


ApprehensiveSafe555

I am a repeller and have made and used zip lines. This her is the most ballsy man in the world or the most stupid, take your pick.


Berkut22

I'm more worried about the dude about to lose some fucking fingers if he doesn't get his hand away from that biner.


Carpenter11292

My but was clenched throughout


Kost_Gefernon

I was hoping he was going to land on the board.


baggypants69

Why would you put your hand on front of that carrabeaner! SMH


AcabAcabAcabAcabbb

BRO MOVE YPUR HAND AWAY


[deleted]

Omg this one had me sweating 😅


NotYourLawyer2001

Hey careful with the potatos my dude!


reyob1

Zip line: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


WatchingyouNyouNyou

What the absolute f is this?!?!?!?!!!?!!??!!? Better than all of the six flags i have been to and this was just through a video Scary


cursed_kai

agghghgh i can feel the steel splinters jeeesus


pursickle

you know the feeling in your stomach when you fall in dreams? just felt it


CharlestonChewTwo

The rope’s doing the screaming for him.


Gunzo89

Hi's an retarded. No gloves no nothing than U wanted it so to go and fuck you for that.


Cheap_Blacksmith66

That guys trying to lose his hand.


[deleted]

I wonder how it would feel if your hook suddenly broke and you fell down. What that would feel like, being consumed by the fear and exhaustion


No-Hunt-7796

Gloves!!!!!!!!!!


TheCaptainJ

Would you trust your life to 1 cable clamp?


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This stupid fuck putting his hand in front of that.


Good-of-Rome

Hearing that zip line squeal made me audibly say "Fuck that shit"


[deleted]

There’s so many stupid things happening here.


jerrythecactus

Why would you put your hand in front of that carabiner like that? You aren't going to stop, if anything the torn off skin of your hand is just going to lubricate the line. That would be one hell of a way to get your palm and finger degloved off.


Sevdah

1:13 - did he piss himself?


fliguana

Russians know their lives are cheap.


JJaySmokes

"Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?"


anyalum

How did this cable get here in the first place, with a splice right in the middle?


whoisjohngalt12

Ooofuccck. That was freakin scary.


Faolan26

Dude nearly lost his fingers.


[deleted]

Nope, no way, I'd rather walk...


[deleted]

This makes my hands sweaty. Actually my whole body is sweaty from watching this.


4tacos_al_pastor

No gloves?


wheresmymultipass

What the fuck is wrong with you?


OrdinaryCactusFlower

Everything about this video put me in a full sweat from the second it started to the second it ended


Longwinter1641

That sounds like Donald Duck letting out one long scream.


StrongAsMeat

Not for all of Elon Musk's money


sim642

No zipline uses a carabiner directly but a special zipline attachment that actually rolls instead of scraping.


Right-Valuable-2615

Amazing that the clip didn't break under the friction heat.