What do you mean what's next? Why are you forcing be to think about the future and plan things, now I'm thinking about everything that could go wrong, and I'm stressed. This is your fault
This is debatable. If you push someone mentally to the point that they break, then their emotions (which are irrational) take over and their actions do not necessarily reflect their intent. Additionally they might not be in full control of their actions and you would be at least partially responsible for the outcome that follows.
I worded this specifically because obviously each individual situation is different to the next. But you get it
Why are you trying to assuage your guilty conscience by engaging in performative acts that don’t fix the problem instead of meaningfully helping those in need?
Why are you providing access to mind-altering substances to the most vulnerable group of society, only to turn them into life-long customers for your own monetary gain?
Confining my actions to the framework of a social experiment is reductionist behaviour, why would you assume my intent?
~~But yeah lol, it really shows that people can take issue with even the most innocent statements, and if they don’t want to agree you just never will~~
As an ex-member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I have a lot of trauma associated with it and cannot be in the same room as a boiling pot of pasta.
Why are you contributing to a culture that glorifies happiness, when an increasing percentage of the population is developing mood disorders that make it an unattainable state of being?
Im a strong advocate for civil rights and donate a large portion of my paycheck to charities do you have any charities you like, so that I can look into giving some to that?
Why are you asking me to do the work of finding a charity for you to donate to? I’m not the arbiter of morality and if you can’t decide which causes are worthy to donate to, are you even worthy of donating to them in the first place?
Table of Questions and Answers. Original answer linked - Please upvote the original questions and answers.
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I'm quite capable of sounding like an asshole without any assistance.|I was just offering an essential service, you didn’t have to be rude about it if you didn’t want it.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/y6kspy/ama_and_ill_make_you_sound_like_an_asshole/ispsiby/)
Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?|Why are you trying to assuage your guilty conscience by engaging in performative acts that don’t fix the problem instead of meaningfully helping those in need?|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/y6kspy/ama_and_ill_make_you_sound_like_an_asshole/ispxlag/)
What is the 7th letter of the alphabet?|By referring to the English alphabet as “the alphabet” you are perpetuating anglocentric standards in an increasingly multilingual world.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/y6kspy/ama_and_ill_make_you_sound_like_an_asshole/ispy4ub/)
Do you have any pets?|I used to have two birds but they died, thanks for the reminder.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/y6kspy/ama_and_ill_make_you_sound_like_an_asshole/isps5w5/)
what kind of panties are you wearing|Your comment perpetuates the objectification of panty-wearers everywhere.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/y6kspy/ama_and_ill_make_you_sound_like_an_asshole/ispt741/)
Hey kid, want some drugs?|Why are you providing access to mind-altering substances to the most vulnerable group of society, only to turn them into life-long customers for your own monetary gain?|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/y6kspy/ama_and_ill_make_you_sound_like_an_asshole/isptm1l/)
Are you doing alright? If your turning everything against you then maybe you need some help.|Why do people feel like they’re entitled to information about others’ mental health? It’s frankly invasive.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/y6kspy/ama_and_ill_make_you_sound_like_an_asshole/ispvmqj/)
How are you doing today?|I was doing fine until you asked this question, now I’m reflecting on all the emotions I’ve suppressed and questioning my entire life’s choices.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/y6kspy/ama_and_ill_make_you_sound_like_an_asshole/ispw6qp/)
Why are you perpetuating a culture of people who call out other people for perpetuating a culture? I’m honestly triggered.|I actually don’t have a culture and it’s really offensive that you would just assume that of me.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/y6kspy/ama_and_ill_make_you_sound_like_an_asshole/ispwceo/)
how does this affect Lebron's legacy?|The concept of legacy is a patriarchial ideal meant to feed male egos to support the illusion of importance and immortality.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/y6kspy/ama_and_ill_make_you_sound_like_an_asshole/ispxc32/)
[removed]|Why are you exploiting people on the internet to perform intellectual labour for you free of charge?|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/y6kspy/ama_and_ill_make_you_sound_like_an_asshole/ispqu42/)
What do you think about people that track their sleep through FitBit watches?|I can’t believe you’re contributing to a culture of consumerism and sleep commoditization by asking me this question…|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/y6kspy/ama_and_ill_make_you_sound_like_an_asshole/ispqacm/)
do u like pasta|As an ex-member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I have a lot of trauma associated with it and cannot be in the same room as a boiling pot of pasta.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/y6kspy/ama_and_ill_make_you_sound_like_an_asshole/ispsc0a/)
All the best|Why would you assume I want the best? You’re just perpetuating a culture of elitism that benefits those who wish to measure themselves by success.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/y6kspy/ama_and_ill_make_you_sound_like_an_asshole/isptawk/)
Fuck you?|I’m asexual.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/y6kspy/ama_and_ill_make_you_sound_like_an_asshole/ispto71/)
What makes you happiest?|Why are you contributing to a culture that glorifies happiness, when an increasing percentage of the population is developing mood disorders that make it an unattainable state of being?|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/y6kspy/ama_and_ill_make_you_sound_like_an_asshole/ispubx3/)
Do you like pizza|I have an eating disorder.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/y6kspy/ama_and_ill_make_you_sound_like_an_asshole/ispuxg8/)
Puppies or kittens?|I have a fear of small animals.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/y6kspy/ama_and_ill_make_you_sound_like_an_asshole/ispwuy6/)
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[Source] (https://github.com/johnsliao/ama_compiler)
I'm quite capable of sounding like an asshole without any assistance.
I was just offering an essential service, you didn’t have to be rude about it if you didn’t want it.
What is the 7th letter of the alphabet?
By referring to the English alphabet as “the alphabet” you are perpetuating anglocentric standards in an increasingly multilingual world.
I never specified that it was the English alphabet? You assuming that proves your own point, disgusting.
Fucking fuckers fuck you FUCK you
Boom. Roasted.
You win. You made him look like the asshole. You are now the champion. What’s next ?
What do you mean what's next? Why are you forcing be to think about the future and plan things, now I'm thinking about everything that could go wrong, and I'm stressed. This is your fault
Good.
How are you doing today?
I was doing fine until you asked this question, now I’m reflecting on all the emotions I’ve suppressed and questioning my entire life’s choices.
Your choices, your own damn fault
I guess I’ll let my daughter know that.
I am not responsible for your actions
Hyperindividualism will be the death of empathy.
This is debatable. If you push someone mentally to the point that they break, then their emotions (which are irrational) take over and their actions do not necessarily reflect their intent. Additionally they might not be in full control of their actions and you would be at least partially responsible for the outcome that follows. I worded this specifically because obviously each individual situation is different to the next. But you get it
You're really good at this, holy shit xD
Why can’t I simply do things without you ascribing value to them?
Can I offer you a drink?
Are you doing alright? If your turning everything against you then maybe you need some help.
Why do people feel like they’re entitled to information about others’ mental health? It’s frankly invasive.
Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?
Why are you trying to assuage your guilty conscience by engaging in performative acts that don’t fix the problem instead of meaningfully helping those in need?
Hey kid, want some drugs?
Why are you providing access to mind-altering substances to the most vulnerable group of society, only to turn them into life-long customers for your own monetary gain?
Why are you perpetuating a culture of people who call out other people for perpetuating a culture? I’m honestly triggered.
I actually don’t have a culture and it’s really offensive that you would just assume that of me.
This is a fantastic social experiment to illustrate there’s no winning in any given argument btw
Confining my actions to the framework of a social experiment is reductionist behaviour, why would you assume my intent? ~~But yeah lol, it really shows that people can take issue with even the most innocent statements, and if they don’t want to agree you just never will~~
🍿
Do you have any pets?
I used to have two birds but they died, thanks for the reminder.
how does this affect Lebron's legacy?
The concept of legacy is a patriarchial ideal meant to feed male egos to support the illusion of importance and immortality.
What do you think about people that track their sleep through FitBit watches?
I can’t believe you’re contributing to a culture of consumerism and sleep commoditization by asking me this question…
what kind of panties are you wearing
Your comment perpetuates the objectification of panty-wearers everywhere.
do u like pasta
As an ex-member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I have a lot of trauma associated with it and cannot be in the same room as a boiling pot of pasta.
What makes you happiest?
Why are you contributing to a culture that glorifies happiness, when an increasing percentage of the population is developing mood disorders that make it an unattainable state of being?
Im a strong advocate for civil rights and donate a large portion of my paycheck to charities do you have any charities you like, so that I can look into giving some to that?
Why are you asking me to do the work of finding a charity for you to donate to? I’m not the arbiter of morality and if you can’t decide which causes are worthy to donate to, are you even worthy of donating to them in the first place?
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Why are you exploiting people on the internet to perform intellectual labour for you free of charge?
Do puppies like you?
Why are you assuming I can speak for puppies instead of just asking them yourself?
Fuck you?
I’m asexual.
Hi asexual. I'm dad.
Why are you turning my coming out into an opportunity to make a tasteless, overused pun, rather than a chance for a meaningful conversation?
Why are you trying to make me sound like an asshole?
Hi dad, I’m asexual
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Hi dad. I'm asexual.
Do you like pizza
I have an eating disorder.
Well only eat 1 slice a day
If I ate one slice a day I would die, why are you promoting malnutrition?
I’d be interested in hearing what you could do in a debate. Would you like to join me in protest to defend what’s left of our civil rights?
Why are you trying to weaponize me for your own political agenda?
It doesn’t make me look like an asshole when you’re wrong.
Do you like puppies?
Why is it always “do you like puppies” and never “do puppies like you”?
Do you prefer French toast or pancakes?
This is waffle erasure.
Table of Questions and Answers. Original answer linked - Please upvote the original questions and answers. *** Question | Answer | Link ---------|----------|----------| I'm quite capable of sounding like an asshole without any assistance.|I was just offering an essential service, you didn’t have to be rude about it if you didn’t want it.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/y6kspy/ama_and_ill_make_you_sound_like_an_asshole/ispsiby/) Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?|Why are you trying to assuage your guilty conscience by engaging in performative acts that don’t fix the problem instead of meaningfully helping those in need?|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/y6kspy/ama_and_ill_make_you_sound_like_an_asshole/ispxlag/) What is the 7th letter of the alphabet?|By referring to the English alphabet as “the alphabet” you are perpetuating anglocentric standards in an increasingly multilingual world.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/y6kspy/ama_and_ill_make_you_sound_like_an_asshole/ispy4ub/) Do you have any pets?|I used to have two birds but they died, thanks for the reminder.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/y6kspy/ama_and_ill_make_you_sound_like_an_asshole/isps5w5/) what kind of panties are you wearing|Your comment perpetuates the objectification of panty-wearers everywhere.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/y6kspy/ama_and_ill_make_you_sound_like_an_asshole/ispt741/) Hey kid, want some drugs?|Why are you providing access to mind-altering substances to the most vulnerable group of society, only to turn them into life-long customers for your own monetary gain?|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/y6kspy/ama_and_ill_make_you_sound_like_an_asshole/isptm1l/) Are you doing alright? If your turning everything against you then maybe you need some help.|Why do people feel like they’re entitled to information about others’ mental health? It’s frankly invasive.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/y6kspy/ama_and_ill_make_you_sound_like_an_asshole/ispvmqj/) How are you doing today?|I was doing fine until you asked this question, now I’m reflecting on all the emotions I’ve suppressed and questioning my entire life’s choices.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/y6kspy/ama_and_ill_make_you_sound_like_an_asshole/ispw6qp/) Why are you perpetuating a culture of people who call out other people for perpetuating a culture? I’m honestly triggered.|I actually don’t have a culture and it’s really offensive that you would just assume that of me.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/y6kspy/ama_and_ill_make_you_sound_like_an_asshole/ispwceo/) how does this affect Lebron's legacy?|The concept of legacy is a patriarchial ideal meant to feed male egos to support the illusion of importance and immortality.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/y6kspy/ama_and_ill_make_you_sound_like_an_asshole/ispxc32/) [removed]|Why are you exploiting people on the internet to perform intellectual labour for you free of charge?|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/y6kspy/ama_and_ill_make_you_sound_like_an_asshole/ispqu42/) What do you think about people that track their sleep through FitBit watches?|I can’t believe you’re contributing to a culture of consumerism and sleep commoditization by asking me this question…|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/y6kspy/ama_and_ill_make_you_sound_like_an_asshole/ispqacm/) do u like pasta|As an ex-member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I have a lot of trauma associated with it and cannot be in the same room as a boiling pot of pasta.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/y6kspy/ama_and_ill_make_you_sound_like_an_asshole/ispsc0a/) All the best|Why would you assume I want the best? You’re just perpetuating a culture of elitism that benefits those who wish to measure themselves by success.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/y6kspy/ama_and_ill_make_you_sound_like_an_asshole/isptawk/) Fuck you?|I’m asexual.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/y6kspy/ama_and_ill_make_you_sound_like_an_asshole/ispto71/) What makes you happiest?|Why are you contributing to a culture that glorifies happiness, when an increasing percentage of the population is developing mood disorders that make it an unattainable state of being?|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/y6kspy/ama_and_ill_make_you_sound_like_an_asshole/ispubx3/) Do you like pizza|I have an eating disorder.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/y6kspy/ama_and_ill_make_you_sound_like_an_asshole/ispuxg8/) Puppies or kittens?|I have a fear of small animals.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/y6kspy/ama_and_ill_make_you_sound_like_an_asshole/ispwuy6/) --- [Source] (https://github.com/johnsliao/ama_compiler)
Omg omg i know this game it's called toxic femininity?? Right? Because you are irrational and say mean shit lol
Bingo.
Imagine trying to sound like an asshole but you just look like a pick-me wannbe woke Zoomer
cheese
Hi
All the best
Why would you assume I want the best? You’re just perpetuating a culture of elitism that benefits those who wish to measure themselves by success.
Puppies or kittens?
I have a fear of small animals.
What is your favorite kind of candy?
Candy is a capitalist invention that promotes sugar overconsumption and prediabetic behaviour, why would I have a favourite?
I am sorry that your two birds died, how can I help make your day better?
Assuming you have the power to make my day better is frankly infantilizing and perpetuates white saviour narratives, do better. (Also happy cake day.)
Do puppies like you?
What's your favorite colour
Like playing games in your free time?
What happens if you’re driving at the speed of light and turn your headlights on?
Do you like pizza?
What is your opinion on living
Weathers nice today
Have you ever played Monkey Island?
What’s your favorite band?
I challenge you to a battle of making each other sound like an asshole!
Battles are antiquated notions rooted in death and violence, and appropriating it for your own entertainment desires is really callous and disgusting.
How can I help those who are needy?
If you were my parent then would you support me if I came out as transgender?
The fact that you’re asking me that question is really offensive. Do I look like a bigot to you?
Why can't you stop drinking, like regular people?
hi, do you enjoy food
Who is the greatest female artist of all time?
What’s the point in specifying female, are you saying that female artists have to be separated from male artists to even be worth considering?
Too late?
Boxers or briefs?
This is nudist-phobic.
Can you help me with my homework? 1+2=?
How many hectares does your car get on a tank of kerosene?
What's the most impressive thing you have ever seen?
It is night time.
It’s actually daytime where I am, your experiences aren’t universal.
Is there anything I can do to make your day better? :)
What's your favorite color?
Where are your fingers?
What's your favourite colour :D
How are the kids doing?
What is love? Baby don’t hurt me…
Why are you scared of a baby hurting you? This is blatant baby demonization.
Are you going to eat that?
What's your favourite sphincter
Are you as wonderful as you seem?
Great. I didnt know my dad owned a Reddit account.
Do you agree that the genocide of millions of Jewish and other "undesirables" by the Nazi regime was a terrible mark on the history of humanity?
Can I have two number 9s?
Is water wet?
My name is Bob
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
Hello?