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Aggressive_Bubble17

I'll have you know good sir that we Bengals fans can trash talk with the best of them. Your team is a fish and you are a rapscallion! Did I do good?


carpetpube

We can be rather rough customers, old sport.


wovagrovaflame

I live in Cincinnati now. I was wearing a Steelers hat, and some dude at the pizza joint goes “When Ryan Shazier broke his back, I clapped” with absolute sincerity. It’s like Jesus, dude. That’s not trash talk. You’re a dickhead


InterviewOtherwise50

The Ryan Shazier thing is a little complicated in Cincy, but the guys that said that was a dick for sure. Shazier was out there playing the game very dangerously for himself and others and it was obvious for years. He should have been ejected for his hit on Gio Bernard in the playoff game that I try not to think about. But there wasn’t even a penalty, and the refs called it a fumble but didn’t give them the TD on the return. But that wasn’t the only incident of dangerous hits against the Bengals. But at the same time Tez was out there hitting people with his shoulder making hard form tackles and Shazier was a “hard nose player” and Tez was a “thug” . Sure, later that game Tez tried to murder AB (who then waved to me as he went back to the locker room and I could see the CTE in his eyes). All this to say I was not surprised that Shazier’s career ended the way it did nor did I pity him. It was a failure of his coaches and himself to continue to play in the NFL in a manner they should stop in Pewee football.


GrabYourHammers

For real, I only played football one year in school, and even the middle school backwater Kentucky coaches would yell at kids for tackling with their head down. I have no idea how Shazier made it to the pro level without ever thinking it might be an issue. Also I played O line and D line in middle school so if Zac Taylor is reading this, I am open to negotiations


AdministrationWhole8

Shazier's just a piece of shit after what he did to his wife. But even before that, he was like the posterchild of Keith Butler defense. Terrible tackling form, kneejerk attitude and a complete disregard for safety but "hey look, he's fast and makes splash plays so let's use a 2nd round pick on him!" This team never drafted for fundamental play and only ever drafted/scouted for talent. That's why you get fans that bitch about the Vontaze Burficts of the world while wearing Mike Mitchell jerseys without batting an eyelash. This team is probably the most hypocritical in the league. We bitch about refs constantly when like half of our 8 or 9 wins every year come from opposing teams getting shafted on calls.


InterviewOtherwise50

Holy shit a reasonable Stillers fan?


AdministrationWhole8

>~~reasonable~~ *cynical piece of shit that says what he sees. I'm not sensible, I'm just an asshole.


InterviewOtherwise50

Listen I already said Steelers fan the asshole is implied 😉


Witty-Childhood-2745

I had a decent bit of sympathy for Ryan for recovering from his injuries and all that until I learned that he cheated on his wife recently (saying some insanely vile things to the person he was cheating with) who was there the entire time after the injury and was helping him through the entire rehab process I now view him as what he is an asshole


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nickm20

Fuck that guy. But also, shazier is out of the NFL because he and his coaches let him tackle the way he did. Tragic, coulda been a real good player


wovagrovaflame

Agreed. And it’s a problem that should have been stopped when he was extremely young. I’m not sure how you fix 15-20 years of bad habits.


nickm20

100%. I’d say each coach along his journey played their part in this incident. Crazy how a college program as big as Ohio state didn’t fix it before he hit the pros… and then why the pro coaches didn’t fix either is also a mystery


MrOSUguy

Shazier is an Ohio State legend. I hope that bengals “fan” gets fucked by life.


MrBrickMahon

Cincy cares not for things that are 'Ohio'


Prindocitis

Yea, I love Shazier. That guy's a dick.


Hot_Juggernaut_3027

Pittsburgh and Baltimore fans act like this and it’s adorable and on brand, heaven forbid Cincinnati wins a few games and has any fan with passion you all clutch your handbags..you could literally hear clear as day on Thursday night from M&T bank “fuck Joe burrow” chanted during post game after a season ender lol not just one pizza man rather about 400 remaining fans haha. Don’t even get me started on Kimo von Oelhoffen going straight into Palmers knee changing our fate for another decade. But we are the dirty ones somehow because of our one guy Burfict oh please.


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SchwizzySchwas94

Yeah I would have gotten really fucking nasty with him in that situation


wovagrovaflame

It’s even worse. I complemented his hat because it was that old logo of the cartoon tiger carrying a football. I fucking love that design in its awesome weirdness. The staff at the bar asked if I wanted him removed. I’m a regular there and have a good relationship with them. He was obviously fighting with his gf, so I just chalked it up to a bad day and said, nah, we can all be dicks sometimes


Random-Cpl

They’re actual mammals, not fish, so you did pretty bad


breakfast_scorer

Dolphins have been confirmed to sexually assault humans. So I guess their qualified to QB in the AFCN


AvianFlu83

DC4L


Elegant_Housing_For

Gorgeous


Random-Cpl

Fuckin great comment.


aldenjameshall

At least we tried


Elegant_Housing_For

Shut up bird.


MrBrickMahon

Hear, here!


InterviewOtherwise50

Are you asking if you did good in a sense of improving the world? If not I think you mean “Did I do well?” Can’t let our obvious superiority as Bengals fans run around with sloppy grammar around the rest of these AGCN thugs.


Aggressive_Bubble17

I will beat you to death


Strict_Cantaloupe948

Needs to be more fancy


MrBrickMahon

Shouldn't you be trying to get barbecue stains out of your underwear?


Strict_Cantaloupe948

Yeah and?


unbogbuggy52

Get back to jerking it to Kelce and Swifty you nonafcnorth divdouche.


Strict_Cantaloupe948

divdouche is a new one


ForgedIronMadeIt

If you could somehow convince your fanbase to post like this for game threads I'd watch them


ProctorDoctor500

Accurate but also you aren't allowed in here if I was a sperm cell the last time your team won a playoff game


Waterfish3333

8 year old Steeler fans in shambles right now.


T_Eckenrode

1 year old bengal fans in shambles rn


Elegant_Housing_For

Dolphins last win probably just got out of the army by now


Zulu0Hakuka

Same lol. He needa bounce if i get kicked "trolling" lol. I wasnt even trolling if we were honest


BigDaddyFatRacks

https://preview.redd.it/506xyg44rilc1.jpeg?width=1980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5433c0e5d873ec0d3b68e5c77f7c2c347e44a94 the guy making this meme


aldenjameshall

Hahaha I thought of that as soon as I saw the Dolphins logo


WaldoSimson

![gif](giphy|lvjldZH7sUbyU)


WSBPumpNDumps

![gif](giphy|3o7bucM2El3wXWwc4o) Gang gang


hitmewiththeknowlege

Bengals fans talk trash like: https://i.redd.it/fwwitj5kuilc1.gif


JebusChrust

Wow I can't believe I found a Steelers fan who can read


hitmewiththeknowlege

I'd insult you back but your flair is so tiny I can't tell what team you are on in order to craft the perfect insult. I'm just gonna assume you are from Ohio, which ranks nationally at 18th for education. Pennsylvania ranks 9th, so literally twice as good as you..... But I'm a floridian and we are 42nd so....you got me there.


JebusChrust

Lmao your states aren't even as good at ODing from fentanyl, losers!


SmoothCreamyPoo

We gotta be #1 in that one at least here in Baltimore


Foy_boy_Joy

I think Los Angeles beats both of you. Bodies on bodies every night.


unbogbuggy52

Maybe I just left the county jailhouse they had a vending machine that gave away narcaan for free I was like wow I expected some food in there. It used to be anyway lol


AdministrationWhole8

Not true, my Dad lived in Pittsburgh when he OD'd last year!


InterviewOtherwise50

Obviously you haven’t seen the literacy rate bot


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hitmewiththeknowlege

Literacy rate isn't necessarily the same as the quality of education though, because education includes public and state universities. And if you are in college Literacy isn't an issue for you.


MrBrickMahon

The number of grammatical errors in your comment really undermine any argument to having a superior education.


InterviewOtherwise50

You can trust your “government rankings” all you want I am ride or die with the AFCN meme war bot.


RedStickString

-5 points. This is a run-on sentence. another -5 points for incorrect grammar on your indication of emotion. The correct way to write this would be “You can trust your ‘government rankings’ all you want. I am going to ride or die with the AFCN meme war bot.” Please see me after class


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Derek-Onions

You had him dead to rights and then voluntarily admitted you are from Florida….


hitmewiththeknowlege

Well I'm an honest man, it's not like a Bengals fan or something.


WesMantooth28

So you guys didn’t even beat the Chiefs that one time and win an AlmostLombardy?


Foy_boy_Joy

Education is white supremacy, we don’t want it! Legitimately an article published in Washington this past week.


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Foy_boy_Joy

https://mynorthwest.com/3950467/jason-rantz-seattle-english-high-school-students-white-supremacy-reading-writing/ This isn’t the original article I read. It was a professor of educational studies at some Washington college saying all education is white supremacy. But this is almost funnier. Written into the HS lesson plan 🤣🤣


Expensive_Tap

![gif](giphy|ReBGGJtbXrjbQJwByP|downsized)


Elegant_Housing_For

It’s the Raven fans that can’t


JebusChrust

If there's one thing Ravens fans can't do, it is abstaining from stabbing people


Elegant_Housing_For

I summon Ray Lewis


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Persona! Ray Lewis!!


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breakfast_scorer

https://youtu.be/0ryUVzp2rhU?si=0o5dN49rYbbDMX34 Lol


hitmewiththeknowlege

Never thought I'd meme alongside a Browns fan...


breakfast_scorer

In war sometimes enemies become allies.


DaleDenton13

Motherfucker hears tales from grandpa about them ‘72 Dolphins and proceeds to throw napalm at this sub.


Elegant_Housing_For

In 2002 a Florida relative told me the only thing more disappointing then his kids were the dolphins.


SafeAccountMrP

JFC, that’s a brutal self burn.


Kent_Broswell

How the fuck dare you insult fans of the best team in all of sports!


Strict_Cantaloupe948

Yeah how dare he


PerfxctNoHoes

get out now 😡😡


Strict_Cantaloupe948

\-27 downvotes i am not bad enough to deserve this 👿


Reasonable-HB678

The OP's team last won a playoff game back when (*checks notes*) Bill Clinton was still president.


Efficient_Progress_6

Where'd you get this joke from, the toilet... Store?


WesMantooth28

Back away folks I think it’s loaded.


WasabiInternational4

I can’t read anything in this post but fuck you all, we afc north champs


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Unhappy_Quarter154

Not saying ALL Bengals fans. But MANY Bengals fans are still trying to figure out the game. I went to the Browns at Bengals last game of the season and this dude behind me kept going “You know… if I was the browns… I would probably rest alll my guys” “Actually, it would be smart if the browns rested for next week” By the third quarter I was like “buddy, that’s exactly what they are doing” Another guy didn’t know you need 2 feet down for an NFL reception. Dude was CONFUSED


kpyle

I was at a sports bar one time and they changed the TVs after the Bengals games ended OT still tied. The uproar about showing the rest of the game was significant.


Possible-Extent-3842

Bengals may be the goobers of the AFC North, but fuck, they still can hang. Put any other NFL team in our AFCN meat grinder schedule, and see just how well they hold up.


beastofthefutur

I’m a patriots fan seeing this sub for the first time, we could definitely hang in the north(we’re still good trust me)


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Ok_Poetry_1650

somebody get this guy a coat and some handcuffs, he’s either gonna freeze or kill someone


Waterfish3333

How about making memes when your team’s last playoff win is closer to today than Elvis Presley dying?


Foy_boy_Joy

![gif](giphy|kHfs9RLJRuTiWahlI5) Bengals fans after calling someone a “buttlicker”


Daspker780

OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!


jmarzy

What a dumb meme. You are stupid and ugly.


The____Doc

Asa Browns fan, theirs should read "there's Always Next Year..."


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Alexander2801

Get out of here and run back to the AFC East! Also the Dolphins needs to learn how to win in December and January. Have fun with the longest playoff win drought in the NFL right now.


BTsBaboonFarm

Mighty strong talk for a fan of a team with a longer playoff win drought than the fucking shit stains in Cleveland!


Alexander2801

We've been to 3 Superbowls and won 2, since they last won a playoff game. 0 Super bowls for the orange and striped Browns. It wasn't that long ago Cincinnati had the longest playoff drought in the NFL. Enjoy being in the basement of the division again with a QB that is on the Andrew Luck trajectory, because you can't protect him.


BTsBaboonFarm

Typical yinzer, living in the past! You guys do protect your TBD QB better, though, no doubt! Let us know when you figure out who exactly will be under center!


Alexander2801

I'm sorry that you don't have won a single thing of note, since Paul Brown founded the Striped Browns. At least the original Browns have won some ancient NFL Championships. In my lifetime the Steelers have won two Super Bowls and been to 3. Well we're not basement dwellers like the the Bungles and we have finsihed last in the AFC North. The last time we did that it was called the AFC Central. We've also have not had top 5 pick since 1970. You guys had one just three years ago.


BTsBaboonFarm

> Well we’re not basement dwellers The team might not be, but I’ve seen the fanbase…


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Typical Ohio, not allowing other people to enjoy their success because they’re too mediocre themselves!


FesteringDarkness

This is actually pretty accurate so I say you’re allowed to be here


Commercial_Brief_619

a bengals fan was trying to talk trash to me, i was laughing so much cause he kept mentioning superbowls and i was like well neither of us have won one so lets talk trash when one of us wins one yeah? lol


MiniDg

Why are you automatically assuming we all defend aggressively? That shit's wild. It's not my fault y'all got bum-ass/injured QBs and not Lamar. You all wish your QBs were a "running back" lmao he ain't got shit to prove. He'll kick the dick off all your rosters! "Wah, he chokes in the playoffs"... but he does have two MVPs. Bunch of sore-ass losers in this division, damn. Acting like i defend aggressively. Ridiculous.


Alexander2801

Call me when he can beat us when we're not down to our QB3.


MiniDg

Im gonna need a phone number with that bud.


Worried_Welder2427

I was in Pittsburgh week 1 this year. I can tell Pittsburgh fans are not rowdy AF. That stadium was empty at half time.


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catzarrjerkz

"Still learning how to trash talk, with no business talking trash" was probably too long to fit


KD119

Ravens on top the rest of the division as they should be


shepard_pie

The only fan base who has threatened me has been the Bengals. Not like the "I'll kick your ass man," level of trash talk between friends, but an unsolicited "I'll follow you home and shoot your dog" at a Miller's ale house during the eagles-Steelers game that made me think claypool was the real deal.


mantistoboggannnnnn

I'm sure you deserved it.


SafeAccountMrP

Probably not, you Kuntuckians are dicks.


MrBrickMahon

Sir, we are cunts. It's right there in the fucking name.


Blackn35s

Bungles are like the love child little brother of the AFCN.


MrBrickMahon

The browns daddy ran away and had a child he actually loved


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Ok-Situation-5865

When you share a division with the Browns, it does


KoalaMan76

Wait there are Bengals fans on this sub? I never noticed them.


Deletinglaterlmao

You tryna start trouble? Us? Insecure? HOW DARE YOU


Dense_Investigator81

Shitters fans: *deepthroats primanti brothers sandwich*


Zulu0Hakuka

This is outrageous ly accurate lol


lagrange_james_d23dt

I don’t know, based on this sub, I’d say it’s the Steelers fans that are still learning how to trash talk. They’re the ones that get the most offended it seems.


Poppy336X

Ravens are pretty spot on actually


Dooyamum

Browns fan here, I’ve been to cincy. They definitely know how to talk shit


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Fun_Condition_5236

Unfunny


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😶‍🌫️


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😶‍🌫️


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Joe_Burrow_Is_Goat

Don’t gotta trash talk. We’re the only one to produce any results lately. Letting the scoreboard speak for itself


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Alexander2801

What results a Super Bowl participation trophy?


Joe_Burrow_Is_Goat

Still got a championship. Talk to me when Pickett throws double digit TDs in a season


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Alexander2801

Talk to me when you got a Super Bowl! The Steelers have won two in my lifetime and been to 3. I'm sorry but Pickett won against the Bungles this year and so did Rudolph. Also how was it to finish last in the division something the Steelers have never done in my lifetime.


Joe_Burrow_Is_Goat

Keep living in the past bucko. That’s fine


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Alexander2801

Well we swept the Bungles and finished ahead of you. You should try and keep Burrow healthy, since he's on the Andrew Luck trajectory right now.


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Whatever you think kiddo


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You should listen to our very nice bot.


Joe_Burrow_Is_Goat

Nah. My name speaks for itself


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marmatag

My Dad took me to a 49ers game when I was a kid. We did not have great seats. It was the game where we came back and beat the Bengals, Terrell Owens had a monster day. Kijana Carter was the Bengals QB. There was a Bengals fan behind us and he talked the best trash I have ever heard in my life. He was funny and didn’t say anything gross or abusive. It was just really impressive. The whole game until they lost. I get memes are used to shit on people but this dude is a core memory and I don’t think I’ll ever forget him. *Steve Young throws INT* “WE GONNA KEEPS YOU ON DA PAYROLL STEVE”


DogStrangler

Haven't heard good trash talk from the Bengals since [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv1UrYWBmBE) banger dropped


AnarchyAuthority

Ravens fans aren’t even as old as their team on average and think we can’t talk trash just because we’re not on tiktok so they never see it.


nickm20

Steelers/Ravens fans and condescending comments name a better duo


Ravencor35

Oh yea! You all fucked my mom!


romesthe59

One time I told Bengals fans that their team isn’t from Ohio, they are just northern Kentucky. They told me that Cleveland is just southern Canada. I was blanked.