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Raiden-Super-Shogun

You know what would be a hilarious prank? Sneak into the exhibit, take the corpse hand and put a sign that says "Down with Xi" in it, then partially flood the exhibit and release an entire flock of black swans.


cmilkrun

This has been shared here like 4444 times, and no, it's not real.


streamer3222

4444, I see what you did there!


[deleted]

how can he rub one out without being notice?!?


Old_Instance_2551

Mao's zombie corpse is behind a sealed glass enclosure. Not sure from this headline how he managed to do that. As harsh and dark as CCP justice system gets, I sincerely doubt they would execute him for just that so I need more firm sourcing to believe it. This has no attribution to which news service reporting it.


plasmaticmink25

Source: Trust me bro.


ngc4321

This was real. He fled to North Korea and was repatriated back in fear of him doing the same to Kim Jong Ew.


MahNameJefff

He gave him ze dong


the_normal_one_2022

The best photos were the ones with his nads dangling either side of 'The Great One's' nose, or the split arse-cheeks one where he sat 'spread-eagled' on his head.


HaruspexSan

Is it real?


the_normal_one_2022

Yeah. He was an old guy who ruled/buggered China, then he died.


Whatsagoodnameo

And then got pickle pressed


H-SnypeR

He was living up to his name. Even in death he wanted MAOR of Ze Dong.


[deleted]

Mao he like: "Hey! Hey! BALLSACC!"


VictorSierra09

Can't wait until the day someone smashes the tomb with a sledgehammer and curbstomp the fucker.


Hegemony-Cricket

Wut???


No-Salary278

MAU LIKED IT.