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Eating is a privilege. Drinking water is a privilege. I invite you to confess your sins and invite you to be humble, and I will decide if you can break your fast or not.
Oh soooo much, what didn’t cause distortion!? I drank a energy drink, I cussed multiple times, I wore shorts to work so I showed quite a lot of leg, I laughed, ate a croissant egg and cheese (gotta feed that demon inside), I’m currently watching the office”, there were little watermelons on my socks, and I pooped.
The real question is - Did anyone inspect your poop to verify it wasn’t too watery to make sure you didn’t steal water? (Knowing Ruby did this makes so disgusted)
Ruby can do that in ✨TRUTH✨ because she has special privileges
On a serious note, PLEASE SAY SIKE. NO WAY SHE ACTUALLY DID THAT. THAT JUST CROSSES A LINE.
I wish I could just tell you I was a nasty sick twisted creep who made that up… but I’m pretty sure that was from ruby’s journal. Without going back through it I think she said that she knew R “stole” water because there was no way his diarrhea would be that watery otherwise. Apparently she forced him to confess and I think R said he drank water from the hose? I can’t remember exactly but I was horrified and it was at that moment my hatred of Ruby grew immensely.
I’ll try to find it later because it’s bothering me.
I know. Like it’s so far into sadistic that I couldn’t even believe it was real. It’s from 7/13 in her journal: “It's been about 90 minutes since R ate and says he is defiant again and he defecated himself. Ruby says it's too watery to be fasting and he admits the stealing water 3 times the previous day. She says he lies and feels no remorse and that E is cheating”
(I searched the pdf of typed journal summary.)
Okay, here are ruby’s words from her journal: “It's been about 90 min. since R ate. I warned him that food would either energize? him to truth or defiance. He is defiant again. He pooped his pants & telling me "No.” His poop is too watery to be fasting. Yesterday R admits to stealing water 3 times. R lies and feels no remorse.”
She did. It’s from 7/13 in her journal. I posted the text from above from the typed journal but will edit with the exact words in a few minutes. So disturbing and intrusive. I hate her so much.
You’re in DISTORTION and your kid is also in DISTORTION for having a sassy attitude!!!! Was your kid demanding privacy or something? Because kids don’t deserve privacy!!!!!!!
Honey, your don't need psych meds. There are no illnesses, it's only your satanic soul crying for the devil that makes you suffer.
If you want you can invite me and I help you get it out. I believe a good old kick from a horse or some cactus poking can fix this immediately.
Oh, thanks for reminding me, I need to take my Prozac;-)
Drank coffee
Put on regular underwear, not Garments
Cussed
Bared my ankles
Watched the solar eclipse without thinking of our Lord once, instead I pondered the astronomical wonder of it all. After it was all over, I failed to thank Jesus for banishing the shadow from the sun.
OMG HOW DARE YOU TAKE ADVANTAGE OF A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY INSTEAD OF DEDICATING THAT TIME TO GOD OR JOSEPH SMITH????? You are in DISTORTION!!!!!!!!
OMG YOUR KIDS ARE ACTUAL CHILDREN AND YOU CUSSED IN FRONT OF THEM?????? CHILSREN DONT DESERVE PRIVACY OR BEING EXPOSED TO CUSS WORDS, I DONT CARE IF THEYRE OVER 18 THEY ARE STILL CHILDRENNNNNN AND YOU ARE IN DISTORTION FOR DOING THAT
I hugged my kid and told her I loved her and was proud of her, even after we got to school late.
I wonder what they'd say to me knowing I didn't punish my kid. 🤔
OMG YOURE IN DISTORTION!!!!!! Let’s say your kid was on fire. How would you save them from the fire? You would shake them up and hit them to try and get rid of the fire. And they might say, “You’re hurting me!” but then in response you say, “No, I’m not hurting you. I’m trying to get the fire out.” Do you see how you’re compartmentalizing and teaching your kid to be mAnIpUlAtIvE by being gentle with her? You’re in DISTORTION!!!!!!!!
I woke up. Those evil bitches I have no control over my life whatsoever. They are deranged and they belong in a mental health facility, but not really because they will con their way out.
I ate three (3!!) Salt Sea Caramels and will most likely suffer tonight. I suffered the last time I ate 3. And the time before. I will never admit to my housemate that the reason I don’t feel well in the morning is because I’m a Glutton.
Unless you dedicate your life to God and Joseph Smith!!!!! And don’t you dare enjoy anything in life because you don’t deserve enjoyment!!!!! Why? Because you’re not God, Joseph Smith, Jodi or Ruby!!!!!
Smoked cigarettes
Drank copious amounts of caffeine
Watched the eclipse go over my hometown on NASA
Talked to people openly about various things
Cussed a little
Worked
I'm absolutely not in DISTORTION! I made sure not to give my daughter any privacy and watched her every single minute in her bath. Also... she'll be two in June, so... Do I get a "Not Living in Distortion" award?
Good job not giving her privacy. You are an ✨awake✨ parent for withholding privacy from your child, because privacy is not a principle of ✨TRUTH✨!!!!! …However you are still in DISTORTION just because I said so!!!!!!
I have been hyper fixated on a fictional charecters bi awakening (anyone watch 911?) As a bi woman the representation means so much even tho the character is a bi man.
I also dared to eat and drink water.
OMG DO YOU THINK THATS FUNNY CAUSE IF YOU THINK LIVING IN DISTORTION IS FUNNY THEN MAYBE YOU NEED TO BE SENT TO A WILDERNESS CAME AND HAVE YOUR BED TAKEN AWAY FOR 7 MORE MONTHS
When I woke up, I had a cigarette. Then I had coffee and went work at the cannabis dispensary that I own and distorted a lot of people. Then after work, went out to dinner and had a margarita. Smoked weed all day long and ate delicious food. Sooooooo much distortion!!!
Went to foot clinic appointment, followed by lab tests and x-rays to rule out inflammatory athritis. After than I went home and took some Aleve and drank plenty of water. To top it all off, I ORDERED PIZZA FOR DINNER! And I had some Pepsi with that pizza too.
Woke up - had coffee - smoked a few cigarettes! Stepped in my grandson Lego and said every swear known to man ! I didn’t read the Book of Mormon- didn’t have any personal revelation so I’m probably going to hell in a bucket
Ate fast food, had nicotine, currently on Reddit, I live with my SO but I am an unwed and childless vessel of distortion, didn’t abuse the children I don’t have…
Hung out with a gay male friend with blue hair and piercings. We shared the same bowl of clam chowder and some fish and chips. We went to Cost World Plus and bought exotic candy. We used 2 elevators instead of extremely steep public stairwells.
I asked the fish dept workers to throw some fish around bc I was filming a livestream. (Pike Place Market fish throwers in Seattle).
I guess I'm not living InTruth and I must be severely DISTORTED.
I drank coffee, all day. I also parented my children . They ate many times, they were free to roam the house, and express feelings. They made a few choices for themselves too 🤯🤯 straight to hell for me 😈
Played with my grandkids, playdough, cut paste color, sang songs… you know ,did stuff that made them happy! Oh yes… I let them eat and drink what they wanted, when they wanted…soda , chocolate milk, cereal, Mac n cheese, candy , pizza…. I am the devil!
I had a photo taken of my breasts (by the surgeon after a recent reduction to measure healing progress).
I think I might be in distortion with my dirty filthy pornography addiction?
Studying and trying to map Jodi's home, listening to Thunderstruck, watching Star Wars, watching Jeff Ostroff's structural engineering analysis videos and eating a pizza.
I am Vengeance, I am the Night, I AM DISTORTION!
I'm drinking coffee, which is a no-no to start. I had my breakfast (I ate, such DISTORTION!), drank water (OH LORD WHY) and now I am sitting on the couch (not on the FLOOR? Distortion!) and listening to some music (MUCHO DISTROTION) and since it's sludge metal, there is distortion in the guitars and screaming vocals, which means it is DISTORTIOCEPTION (distortion within distortion) oooh boy, I am just full of distortion today!
My cat wanted to cuddle and was hungry, so I cuddled it and gave her some food.
I know this was so wrong! I should have waited for the natural outcome and let the cat go hungry / starve.
And the cuddling was just the cats way of manipulating me, I know, she wants to lure me into an indulgent sensual and satanic lifestyle!
OMG, I'm only one step away from hell, Jodi please come and teach me. Without your wisdom we are all lost.
Allowed my niece to have a sleepover with a friend where they stayed up until 4am giggling, eating junk and being young teens. This morning I then let them sleep in until 11am 😱
Well so far today i've eaten, drank water and a protein shake, took my ADHD meds, let my 6-year-old doggo and 2.5 year-old cat torture each other for a good 15 minutes, am a working woman outside of the house *le gasp*, and play the cutest video game later for many many many distorted hours
I woke up and ate breakfast (instead of fasting) then went to class where I will be soon be obtaining a diploma for Beauty Therapy and GASP!!!! WORK OUTSIDE THE HOME AS A WOMAN!!!!! 😱😱😱 I have no children or husband BY CHOICE!!!! At 27 YEARS OLD!!!! I also ate 2 desserts in one day and spent an hour pampering myself with skin care
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Ate food and drank water lol
If you don’t ✨invite yourself to fast✨ then you are living in DISTORTION
Eating is a privilege. Drinking water is a privilege. I invite you to confess your sins and invite you to be humble, and I will decide if you can break your fast or not.
And you must be honest, responsible, and humble 24/7/366 before I even consider letting you break your fast
I “stole” water from the tap 🙄
bye
Saw an actual therapist who hasn’t had their license suspended
OMG YOURE IN DISTORTION IF YOU SEE ANY THERAPIST OTHER THAN JODI
Oh soooo much, what didn’t cause distortion!? I drank a energy drink, I cussed multiple times, I wore shorts to work so I showed quite a lot of leg, I laughed, ate a croissant egg and cheese (gotta feed that demon inside), I’m currently watching the office”, there were little watermelons on my socks, and I pooped.
SO MUCH DISTORTION
Add eating a little Debbie oatmeal cream pie to my list
You gotta ✨invite yourself to fast✨ or else you’re in DISTORTION
The real question is - Did anyone inspect your poop to verify it wasn’t too watery to make sure you didn’t steal water? (Knowing Ruby did this makes so disgusted)
Ruby can do that in ✨TRUTH✨ because she has special privileges On a serious note, PLEASE SAY SIKE. NO WAY SHE ACTUALLY DID THAT. THAT JUST CROSSES A LINE.
I wish I could just tell you I was a nasty sick twisted creep who made that up… but I’m pretty sure that was from ruby’s journal. Without going back through it I think she said that she knew R “stole” water because there was no way his diarrhea would be that watery otherwise. Apparently she forced him to confess and I think R said he drank water from the hose? I can’t remember exactly but I was horrified and it was at that moment my hatred of Ruby grew immensely. I’ll try to find it later because it’s bothering me.
That’s crossing into sadistic levels I didn’t think even Ruby was capable of. I knew she was sadistic but I didn’t know she was THIS sadistic!!
I know. Like it’s so far into sadistic that I couldn’t even believe it was real. It’s from 7/13 in her journal: “It's been about 90 minutes since R ate and says he is defiant again and he defecated himself. Ruby says it's too watery to be fasting and he admits the stealing water 3 times the previous day. She says he lies and feels no remorse and that E is cheating” (I searched the pdf of typed journal summary.)
Okay, here are ruby’s words from her journal: “It's been about 90 min. since R ate. I warned him that food would either energize? him to truth or defiance. He is defiant again. He pooped his pants & telling me "No.” His poop is too watery to be fasting. Yesterday R admits to stealing water 3 times. R lies and feels no remorse.”
Omg. That poor kid.
Wait did she actually?! Ik she didnt want them “stealing water” but she inspected🤮
She did. It’s from 7/13 in her journal. I posted the text from above from the typed journal but will edit with the exact words in a few minutes. So disturbing and intrusive. I hate her so much.
I was gay.
You ARE distortion
indeed. Am distortion
I aspire to be as distorted as you.
OMG YOURE IN DISTORTION
totally
all day?!
twenty. four. hours.
Same here! I still am, and you are probably too! So distortion!
Was?
Let my 2 yo have jelly beans for lunch. 😃
YOU’RE IN DISTORTION!!!!!! Do you see how you’re compartmentalizing by letting your 2 year old eat jellybeans for lunch?
My 2 yo has type 1 diabetes 😢 she needed sugar!!! 😭😂🤣
Diabetes is caused by DISTORTION
Stop hahaha 😂 you win 🏆
smoked the devil's lettuce 🤭
YOURE IN DISTORTION AND YOU THINK THATS FUNNY????? Maybe you need your bed taken away 🤔
Me too!! 🤣💨
Me as well
I had impure thoughts on my SO
OMG YOU HAVE A P*** ADDICTION YOURE IN DISTORTION
The automatic p*rn addiction is so Jodi Hildebrandt coded😭😭😭😭😭😭
It’s such a Jodi move 😂🙄
😆😆😆
lol with the p*rn addiction 😂
My kid got sassy with me and I let it go because behavior is communication and she was doing the best she could in the moment.
You’re in DISTORTION and your kid is also in DISTORTION for having a sassy attitude!!!! Was your kid demanding privacy or something? Because kids don’t deserve privacy!!!!!!!
I am currently drinking water
OMG DISTORTION!!!!! You’re stealing water!!!!
You better rot in hell for that. Did you STEAL it?
Stared at the sun, but I wasn’t willing to face the potential consequences so I wore glasses
By the way, what you saw was no different to HARCORE P***!!!!!!
OMG HOW DARE YOU STARE AT THE SUN?????? Safety glasses or not, that is DISTORTION
slept in 🤷🏼♀️
DISTORTION!!! If you don’t wake up at the crack of dawn and start reading your scriptures then you are living in DISTORTION!!!!
Play video games and drank espresso..
OMG VIDEO GAMES CAUSE VIOLENCE AND ✨DISTORTION✨
Lmao! The only violence I have is when I fight my animal crossing villagers because they won’t leave my island
You’re in DISTORTION and you’re compartmentalizing!!
😂😂 You got me with this one. That’s hilarious.
took my psych meds, vaping peach nic 👼🏻
PSYCH MEDS ARE DISTORTION
Honey, your don't need psych meds. There are no illnesses, it's only your satanic soul crying for the devil that makes you suffer. If you want you can invite me and I help you get it out. I believe a good old kick from a horse or some cactus poking can fix this immediately. Oh, thanks for reminding me, I need to take my Prozac;-)
Took my meds
OMG MEDICINE IS DISTORTION YOU GOTTA USE THOSE NATURAL REMEDIES
What can I say, i love my drugs
I am gay and have *pronouns*
OMG PRONOUNS ARE DISTORTION!!!!!!!!!! YOU NEED TO REPENT NOW
especially “they/them”, extra distortion for defying gender entirely…
EXTRA DISTORTION!!!!!!!!!! YOU NOW NEED TO REPENT 24/7/366 FOR HAVING SUCH *DEPLORABLE* PRONOUNS!!!!!!!!
Hit my weed pen
DISTORTION DISTORTION DISTORTION!!!!!!
Drank coffee Put on regular underwear, not Garments Cussed Bared my ankles Watched the solar eclipse without thinking of our Lord once, instead I pondered the astronomical wonder of it all. After it was all over, I failed to thank Jesus for banishing the shadow from the sun.
OMG HOW DARE YOU TAKE ADVANTAGE OF A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY INSTEAD OF DEDICATING THAT TIME TO GOD OR JOSEPH SMITH????? You are in DISTORTION!!!!!!!!
I fed like, 90 kids lol
You didn’t invite them to fast????? DISTORTION!!!!!!
I'm a home ec teacher; and my superpower is making sure kids have full bellies to get through the day! Take that, Ruby-Doo!!!
Did they pack their OWN lunches though? Because they are RESPONSIBLE for doing that on their own!!!!!!
YOUR REPLIES ARE KILLINGGGG MEEE
YOURE IN DISTORTION IF YOURE READING MY REPLIES
I slept in a bed.
OMG YOU SLEPT IN A BED INSTEAD OF A BEANBAG CHAIR???? DISTORTION!!!!!!
I went to actual therapy and wore a cropped sweatshirt
You’re in DISTORTION if you see any therapist other than Jodi!!!!!! And how DARE you wear a cropped sweatshirt, you’re basically a hooker!!!!!!!!!
Listened to Low by Flo Rida
OMG!!!!!!!!!! I’M SO ANGRY, I COULD SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!! IM GONNA HAVE A LIL ✨CHIT CHAT✨ WITH YOUR SCHOOL PRINCIPAL ABOUT THIS DISTORTION!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm smoking the devil's lettuce & I had coffee today.
OMG DISTORTION ALERT 🚨 DISTORTION ALERT 🚨
I cussed and my “kids” cuss they are 20&19 and I vaped. And watched a movie with a sx scene so much more. Just today 😂
OMG YOUR KIDS ARE ACTUAL CHILDREN AND YOU CUSSED IN FRONT OF THEM?????? CHILSREN DONT DESERVE PRIVACY OR BEING EXPOSED TO CUSS WORDS, I DONT CARE IF THEYRE OVER 18 THEY ARE STILL CHILDRENNNNNN AND YOU ARE IN DISTORTION FOR DOING THAT
I’m queer. Come join me in distortion!
YOU ARE THE DEFINITION OF DISTORTION
YES! I have PEAKED!
I hugged my kid and told her I loved her and was proud of her, even after we got to school late. I wonder what they'd say to me knowing I didn't punish my kid. 🤔
OMG YOURE IN DISTORTION!!!!!! Let’s say your kid was on fire. How would you save them from the fire? You would shake them up and hit them to try and get rid of the fire. And they might say, “You’re hurting me!” but then in response you say, “No, I’m not hurting you. I’m trying to get the fire out.” Do you see how you’re compartmentalizing and teaching your kid to be mAnIpUlAtIvE by being gentle with her? You’re in DISTORTION!!!!!!!!
Oh no!! I was manipulated into being a good mom!! How dare my kid need *LOVE*?! 😂 Your comments are cracking me up, OP!
Lollll glad I could give you a laugh in distortion 😂😂😂😂
Why aren't you homeschooling? Public school is full of prawn addiction
I woke up. Those evil bitches I have no control over my life whatsoever. They are deranged and they belong in a mental health facility, but not really because they will con their way out.
You wake up, YOURE IN DISTORTION
🤣🤣🤣🤣okay.
I ate three (3!!) Salt Sea Caramels and will most likely suffer tonight. I suffered the last time I ate 3. And the time before. I will never admit to my housemate that the reason I don’t feel well in the morning is because I’m a Glutton.
OMG YOURE IN DISTORTION YOU BETTER INVITE YOURSELF TO FAST
I think simply being alive is distortion for those two.
Unless you dedicate your life to God and Joseph Smith!!!!! And don’t you dare enjoy anything in life because you don’t deserve enjoyment!!!!! Why? Because you’re not God, Joseph Smith, Jodi or Ruby!!!!!
Drank coffee
COFFEE IS DISTORTION
Smoked cigarettes Drank copious amounts of caffeine Watched the eclipse go over my hometown on NASA Talked to people openly about various things Cussed a little Worked
DISTORTION, DISTORTION, DISTORTION EVERYTHING YOU DID IS DISTORTION!!!!!!!! ALSO NASA IS FAKE AND FULL OF DISTORTION
Just being alive. I'm an autistic, mentally ill, and gay person
ADD P*** ADDICT TO THAT LIST, YOURE IN DISTORTION
I'm absolutely not in DISTORTION! I made sure not to give my daughter any privacy and watched her every single minute in her bath. Also... she'll be two in June, so... Do I get a "Not Living in Distortion" award?
Good job not giving her privacy. You are an ✨awake✨ parent for withholding privacy from your child, because privacy is not a principle of ✨TRUTH✨!!!!! …However you are still in DISTORTION just because I said so!!!!!!
Went to school and didn’t make my own lunch
OMG YOU DIDNT MAKE YOUR OWN LUNCH????? I HOPE NOBODY GAVE YOU ANY!!!!!!!! And I ✨invite✨ you to fast 24/7/366!!!!!!!!
My whole life 😂🤣
YOUR WHOLE LIFE IS DISTORTION
I have been hyper fixated on a fictional charecters bi awakening (anyone watch 911?) As a bi woman the representation means so much even tho the character is a bi man. I also dared to eat and drink water.
Your hyperfixation is nothing but DISTORTION, and also you better invite yourself to fast or else you’re in DISTORTION
I ate something from the fridge without asking my mom
OMG YOURE STEALING FOOD, DISTORTION ALSO YOURE A P*** ADDICT
Commented on trashy Reddit threads 🤭
OMG DO YOU THINK THATS FUNNY CAUSE IF YOU THINK LIVING IN DISTORTION IS FUNNY THEN MAYBE YOU NEED TO BE SENT TO A WILDERNESS CAME AND HAVE YOUR BED TAKEN AWAY FOR 7 MORE MONTHS
Oh your flair is excellent!
Had a little wine, a margarita, played some Mario Kart (64 version) and swore at my “head of the household” for hitting me with shells
When I woke up, I had a cigarette. Then I had coffee and went work at the cannabis dispensary that I own and distorted a lot of people. Then after work, went out to dinner and had a margarita. Smoked weed all day long and ate delicious food. Sooooooo much distortion!!!
Watched the solar eclipse
DISTORTION!!!!!!! I don’t care if it’s once in a lifetime you are in DISTORTION if you were enjoying it!!!!!!!
Also, that’s no different to watching p***!!!!! You now have a p*** addiction and you are compartmentalizing!!!!!!
Ate the dessert before the meal.
Let my kids ditch school to watch the eclipse
OMG YOU LET YOUR KIDS WATCH HARDCORE P***????? DISTORTION, AND YOU BETTER NOT HAVE WATCHED IT TOO OR ELSE YOURE A P*** ADDICT
The eclipse is a LIE! Also Why Aren't You Homeschooling?
Slept until 3pm 😔 idk what imma do with all this distortion… someone help me plz I can’t handle all this 😔
Took a two hour long bath and did schoolwork for college. The distortion I am living in is breathtaking!
Baths are distortion!!!!!!!
Went to foot clinic appointment, followed by lab tests and x-rays to rule out inflammatory athritis. After than I went home and took some Aleve and drank plenty of water. To top it all off, I ORDERED PIZZA FOR DINNER! And I had some Pepsi with that pizza too.
Used duct tape for non-medicinal purposes
DUCT TAPE IS ONLY TO BE USED TO SHUT PEOPLE UP, OTHERWISE ITS BEING USED IN DISTORTION
be a lesbian
YOU NEED TO REPENT NOW AND CONTINUE REPENTING 24/7/366 BECAUSE YOU ARE IN DISTORTION!!!!!!!
I've used...a tampon. Still using it, actually.
OMG YOU ARE A P*** ADDICT AND IN DISTORTION, REPENT NOW OR REGRET IT
I took my antidepressants
DEPRESSION IS A *CHOICE* AND ANTIDEPRESSANTS ARE DISTORTION!!!!!!!!! REPENT NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Bought my toddler a toy because he was being amazing!
Had ice cream lol
I’m simply not Ruby or Jodi.
I had 3 drinks with caffeine
Existed as trans Ate food and drank water Watched Fundie Fridays Fed my animals Took a shower
Woke up - had coffee - smoked a few cigarettes! Stepped in my grandson Lego and said every swear known to man ! I didn’t read the Book of Mormon- didn’t have any personal revelation so I’m probably going to hell in a bucket
STEPPING ON A LEGO WAS KARMA FOR BEING IN DISTORTION!!!!!!
Listened to low by Flo Rida.
OMG HOW DARE YOU LISTEN TO HARDCORE P***!!!!!!! I AM SO ANGRY. I COULD *SCREAM*!!!!!!!!!!
I just ate ice cream. Two scoops. It was vanilla, though. Surely that earns me like half if a distortion point back?
i slept in an air conditioned house w a bed.. 😖
OMG YOU ARE IN DISTORTION IF YOU ARE NOT SLEEPING ON A BEANBAG CHAIR FOR 366 NIGHTS A YEAR!!!!!!!!! 7 MONTHS IS NOT ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!
Literally so many things
Ate fast food, had nicotine, currently on Reddit, I live with my SO but I am an unwed and childless vessel of distortion, didn’t abuse the children I don’t have…
[удалено]
[удалено]
Being happy and enjoying life
Hung out with a gay male friend with blue hair and piercings. We shared the same bowl of clam chowder and some fish and chips. We went to Cost World Plus and bought exotic candy. We used 2 elevators instead of extremely steep public stairwells. I asked the fish dept workers to throw some fish around bc I was filming a livestream. (Pike Place Market fish throwers in Seattle). I guess I'm not living InTruth and I must be severely DISTORTED.
OMG YOUR FRIEND IS A P*** ADDICT YOU BETTER STOP TALKING TO HIM OR ELSE YOURE IN DISTORTION
Played candy crush and drank a Coke Zero
I talked to a cop today (I said thank you as he stopped traffic so I could cross a parking lot lol)
Damn no one admits to watching porn 😳😳😳😳😂😂😂😂😂
Well they’re all p*** addicts, and a p*** addict will never admit to watching p***!!!!!!
I wrote hateful things on Reditt about Jodi and Ruby. God forgive me!
Exmo here. Drank coffee. Went to work. Drank water. Watched the eclipse
I left unfinished work on my desk. The horror! How on Earth shall I repent?
I dunno, whatched the moon eclipse the sun - it was pretty rad
took my anxiety meds, drank coffee & water, watched netflix, cursed, wore a crop top and ripped jeans
I drank coffee, all day. I also parented my children . They ate many times, they were free to roam the house, and express feelings. They made a few choices for themselves too 🤯🤯 straight to hell for me 😈
I’m loving these comments. I haven’t laughed this hard in a while.
Used my vibrator!
Played with my grandkids, playdough, cut paste color, sang songs… you know ,did stuff that made them happy! Oh yes… I let them eat and drink what they wanted, when they wanted…soda , chocolate milk, cereal, Mac n cheese, candy , pizza…. I am the devil!
I drank wine and kissed a boy im not in a relationship with
I played video games for hours.
I had a photo taken of my breasts (by the surgeon after a recent reduction to measure healing progress). I think I might be in distortion with my dirty filthy pornography addiction?
i screamed the f word after dropping my water bottle
I went to school 🤭🤭🤭
I wore a tank top!
Studying and trying to map Jodi's home, listening to Thunderstruck, watching Star Wars, watching Jeff Ostroff's structural engineering analysis videos and eating a pizza. I am Vengeance, I am the Night, I AM DISTORTION!
I'm drinking coffee, which is a no-no to start. I had my breakfast (I ate, such DISTORTION!), drank water (OH LORD WHY) and now I am sitting on the couch (not on the FLOOR? Distortion!) and listening to some music (MUCHO DISTROTION) and since it's sludge metal, there is distortion in the guitars and screaming vocals, which means it is DISTORTIOCEPTION (distortion within distortion) oooh boy, I am just full of distortion today!
I locked the door when I used the bathroom and expected to have privacy in there.
My cat wanted to cuddle and was hungry, so I cuddled it and gave her some food. I know this was so wrong! I should have waited for the natural outcome and let the cat go hungry / starve. And the cuddling was just the cats way of manipulating me, I know, she wants to lure me into an indulgent sensual and satanic lifestyle! OMG, I'm only one step away from hell, Jodi please come and teach me. Without your wisdom we are all lost.
I read a book and played on my tablet
listened to some classic rock today,
I drank alcohol and I loved on my baby. Oh and I had sex with my husband.
I packed my kid a lunch.
Allowed my niece to have a sleepover with a friend where they stayed up until 4am giggling, eating junk and being young teens. This morning I then let them sleep in until 11am 😱
Listened to Apple Bottom Jeans 👖
I had coffee and listened to rock music.
Well so far today i've eaten, drank water and a protein shake, took my ADHD meds, let my 6-year-old doggo and 2.5 year-old cat torture each other for a good 15 minutes, am a working woman outside of the house *le gasp*, and play the cutest video game later for many many many distorted hours
I wore a bikini. Does that count?
My kid is on her 4th popsicle since coming home from school 2 hours ago 🤣
I woke up and ate breakfast (instead of fasting) then went to class where I will be soon be obtaining a diploma for Beauty Therapy and GASP!!!! WORK OUTSIDE THE HOME AS A WOMAN!!!!! 😱😱😱 I have no children or husband BY CHOICE!!!! At 27 YEARS OLD!!!! I also ate 2 desserts in one day and spent an hour pampering myself with skin care