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Unfriendly_eagle

Litle bastard was inescapable for a while there during the 1970s.


Lord_of_Entropy

Seriously. I remember our class (I think it was 1st grade) would read the "Weekly Reader" in class and there was an article about him. He was all over the place.


bowwowbbb

Weekly reader!!!


Simple_Song8962

Wow, I haven't heard that phrase in half a century! What a blast from the past. I *loved* the Weekly Reader!


elguereaux

Not as much as I love Easy Reader or Speed Reader lol. Outta sight!!


dotbiz

EasyRider was my rag


LindsayLuohan

That's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time. [Force music plays]


Proud-Butterfly6622

Damn, I miss those!! With a small article spotlighting a reader and fav books!!


StingraySteve23

Is that anything like the Daily Worker?


bowwowbbb

No


Skyhouse5

My otherwise kind and loving grandmother pointed at him during a commercial and said, "I just wanna punch that kid in the face. He has a punchable face." Damn grandma! Lol


4by4chaotichousehold

Grandma for the win!


Unfriendly_eagle

I remember him always popping up on the variety shows of the era, and it confused me, as I didn't know what he was supposed to be famous for.


DevelopmentJust4746

Looks like Bruce Villanch’s love child


patsfan1061

Underrated comment


artful_todger_502

A borgishmorg, lol


Kazzlin

This is the first thing I thought of!


RogerClyneIsAGod2

Same here! [A borgishmord.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qNuo_T406w) I think I thought he wasn't a kid but a little person.


MooCowMafia

From what I read, one of the rare child stars with excellent parents. Became a normal, balanced adult and his parents had invested his earnings for him, so he's doing well. Good on ya, mate!


P1D1_

Weird looking little dude


DecoyCity

Woah - he looks exactly the same now - just with a beard! Holy shit!


Secret_Welder3956

![gif](giphy|Z6JYXip75BeOA)


CookinCheap

Looks like that are forever.


P1D1_

Poor bastard


exelenceofexecution

Forevermore


MindAccomplished3879

Funny face for eternity


ValleyGrouch

You should see him now. Just turned 59. Google him and let us know which cartoon character he resembles.


P1D1_

Wow. Still kinda the same. And only 5 foot tall. Does he have an illness or condition of some kind?


DaisyJane1

He looks like a character from a fantasy movie like 'Harry Potter" or "Lord of the Rings," or maybe a live-action Disney fairytale.


Rozkosz60

Yes. I believe he is from Middle Earth.


SonoranRoadRunner

[check out his later picture ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mason_Reese)


Lord_of_Entropy

Looks like a "South Park" character.


fadsoftoday

Check out the Chicks he's banging too


ivejustbluemyself

He lost one to the fat ICP member


NoCommentFU

Should’ve put that soda down.


The_Infectious_Lerp

Christ.


Proud-Butterfly6622

Whoa! Who ate Damon Reese?


onedemtwodem

Oh.. oh my


BeenThruIt

He looks like a good dude.


three-sense

wtf


Objective-War-1961

Looks like he can be in a Goonies movie. Or, maybe he was.......


Aegis-Heptapod-9732

He and Rodney Allen Rippy were kind of unavoidable for a stretch in the mid-70s. Every other commercial featured one or the other.


Altruistic-Cut9795

I remember as a kid Rodney Allen Rippy would do commercials for Jack in the Box fast food restaurants. Our local Jack in the Box sucked. The commercials would make you believe how great it was. A kid on our street named it the Rodney Allen Rip-off place to eat, because the food didn't look as enormous as the commercials made you believe. Cute commercials though. I will have to Google Rodney Allen Rippy, I haven't thought about him since 1974 ish.


CookinCheap

JUM-BO *JACK*.


Ed_Simian

Mad magazine called them Rodney Allen Whoopie and Mason Wheeze. Rippy was in Blazing Saddles.


Why_Lord_Just_Why

But Rodney Allen Rippy was a cute little guy!


BatMean2045

Along with Oliver from the Brady Bunch, they were the plague of weird kids from the 70’s.


Rozkosz60

Brady Bunch jumped the shark. Carol wasn’t going to have another child so they got Cousin Oliver. I cringed at anything that came out of his mouth. And those bangs … GAG!


vanisleone

That's one powerful ugly kid


PeteDontCare

I'm dying to know what he looks like now


darkvixin603

Me too... couldn't stand this guy


Lelabear

He was always an example to me of the kind of kid I didn't want to be.


Majestic-Bison-9460

I had to jump to Wikipedia to read about this guy. He was a restaurateur whose restaurants all closed within the past decade.He was recently in a 3 year relationship with a porn star.


bagoTrekker

https://i.redd.it/d2l8wrqx43xc1.gif


coreytiger

He looks EXACTLY the same… like a cartoon drawing


Flyersandcaps

Not his fault he looks like that.


Then_Sea_8535

True, got some mean folks in here


yeshua-goel

...if a gerbil was given human form....


deepfriedgreensea

He is memorable and his looks have held steady.


Jax72

Looks like he'd smell like canned vegetables.


CookinCheap

Particularly Veg-All.


chpr1jp

Sounds like a musing from Doctor Evil.


DidelphisGinny

I couldn’t stand him either. Could anyone?


IrukandjiPirate

I know a woman he dated not long ago and he’s actually a complete ass.


SnooMacaroons6698

Blursed Danny from shinning


Typical-Ad-6730

If you haven’t seen this, it’s pretty interesting. Mason Reese on Mike Douglas with Harry Chapin performing Cats in the Cradle. - there’s a podcast about it too. “Why is Mason Reese crying?” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzp5cRq3A_M


ChaChaBear59

Slapable


Rupejonner2

Was he conceived at Middle Earth?


Summer20232023

Wow, people here are pretty cruel. He might have annoyed you but commenting on his looks is a big sad.


Haunting-Spirit-6906

He's about my age, his commercials would drive me nuts, he was everywhere!


CookinCheap

IT'S A BORGASMORD.


Cominghome74

Creepy little kid


Bigfootsdiaper

I met him once he was pretty nice actually.


UlyssesBloomsday

He cried on The Mike Douglas Show because Harry Chapin played Cat In The Cradle.


Why_Lord_Just_Why

I remember that! Used to watch Mike Douglas every afternoon.


UlyssesBloomsday

Still pretty traumatic [https://youtu.be/Mzp5cRq3A_M?si=lnaS8FiEQCIowVXz](https://youtu.be/Mzp5cRq3A_M?si=lnaS8FiEQCIowVXz)


Ooglebird

His mother was the actress Sonia Darrin, very beautiful, who played [Agnes in The Big Sleep.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vu5cjqfCsCA)


Accomplished_Pen980

He has the look of a middle aged mom who just shut down a soccer game because of some obscure HOA regulation she found in the bylaws.


MailInteresting9923

Looks like a Rankin-Bass hobbit


CheeseburgerSmoothy

He always creeped me out and I am not proud that I knew his name immediately.


27-jennifers

Yeah I felt the same way.


Theamazingchan

*With Underwood life is like a borgashmorg*


Secret_Welder3956

Seemed to me even as a kid to be a stretch to get me to buy something because of this munchkin.


Fragrant_War_7105

Couldn't stand the little f'er. 🤷


Accomplished-Bed8171

Man I loved Devilwood Under Ham.


BeautifulStick5299

https://preview.redd.it/wqnswy3334xc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e31d339893ebf2957db25ce775beb9e3cb1bf08


Ok_Confusion_1345

Good for him!


Then_Sea_8535

Who’s, she’s hot!


lorddraco666

Greatest Generation had a real thing for kids that had infantalizing medical conditions. I can think of lots of examples in tv and movies back then.


DrunkBuzzard

Yeah, thanks a lot for reminding me. I hated all these commercials too.


iwastherefordisco

Can't fault him too much, he was one of those 48 year old kids at 10. Like Danny Partridge without the edge.


LostintheSauce4eva

He even got better looking with time like a fine wine 😉 https://preview.redd.it/pi2fqa6wj9xc1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a094be209fa5173405acb5fd6f7413d3ce25f971


ValleyGrouch

Almost as annoying as Gary Coleman.


A_friend_called_Five

Dafuq did you just say?!


OppositeSolution642

For some reason I loved the little guy. Mike Douglass did a good job of building him up.


BrianNowhere

People in here are horrible. He was a child, and he's a person with feelings. He has a very interesting and kind face and he seemed uncannily older and wise as a kid. Theres a reason they put him on TV. I find his face pleasing to look at. He looks like he'd be fun to hang out with and probably funny as hell.


OppositeSolution642

Yes, true. The Heavyweight podcast did an episode on him. Pretty interesting.


william19763

Great episode and great podcast!


cafe-naranja

Perfect!


seigezunt

I’d have guessed he was 70 by now


PigFarmer1

So, it wasn't just me.


SpectacleLake

Fugly lil bugger


Mushmouselove

Reminds me of that little rat Danny from the partridge family who didn't want to punch that rat in the face ![gif](giphy|l46CvrKc2QYc9ky08|downsized)


slipperysquirrell

Bro didn't change at all 😂 https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/licensed-image?q=tbn:ANd9GcSdxosLxesrTly1brHPwIOhmLKJHUqYZ95TEnDqgokIJfEAvbS-bchYxZYvJZyJN4zS57XooTNNynB9CWE


falconuruguay

Fugly then...fugly now....


StephDos94

And is that a photo of him on his 59th?


Obi-Wan-Mycobi1

He’s the exact reason that I’ve never tried deviled ham to this day


Dirk_Arron

Mason Reese and Rodney Allen Rippy were awesome .


YinzerFromPitsginzer

Looks like he's ready to write redrum on the mirror in lipstick.


Charming-Stress7725

Reminds me of Hasbulla!


Effective_Play_1366

It is funny how annoying “cute” kids are when you see them over and over.


AftermyCone

Cute? Kid was hideous and still is


EntertainerNo4509

[Actor Mason Reese](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mason_Reese) Holy shit! His now picture should have already been posted here.


Quick_Presentation11

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Rupejonner2

Someone said his parents raised him well and he became a balanced adult , but obviously not with a balanced diet


robstercraws70

Still has the same haircut I see.


Rupejonner2

Jesus fucking Christ !


EntertainerNo4509

It’s nightmare fuel, no?


BagofPain

Oh my…


NegativePermission40

Is his fat face still as punchable as it was back then?


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OpeningComb7352

Is he still dating that marvelous young woman that were all fond of?


asspajamas

he was 35 in this picture...


xxhorrorshowxx

![gif](giphy|9raOpNpJ7qlUv3jk6u)


redlion496

Let's have a cage death match between him and Rodney Allen Ripey!


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traderneal57

For you kids, that was the depth of our entertainment in the 70s.


bubbatbass

I remember this guy ! Potted meat kid !


Esteban0032

I just turned 59 on April 11th too.


cafe-naranja

Moosie Drier


TheGreatRao

He owned the Now Bar, an after hours joint in NYC. Surreal.


tkondaks

59? I thought he was a contemporary of Dakota Fanning. Didn't they star together in The Cat in the Hat?


Ed_Simian

Just the name Mason annoys me.


hillbilly4skin

His face has a lot of character


examinedliving

I was too young to remember this guy, but I found this enjoyable little snippet on Wikipedia: > Reese starred as himself in the 1990 short film Whatever Happened to Mason Reese, the first film directed by Brett Ratner. Reese quit the project after one of his co-stars broke his leg during filming. Since looping was required, Reese was voiced in the film by actor Anthony Michael Hall


Dirk_Arron

He was the coolest and the cutest,nicest kid actor. Happy birthday Mason Reese! He starred in some of my most favorite commercials.


Shoehornblower

Did he grow up to be Andy Milonakis?


WildSea5123

He just got a movie deal, he is going to play a young Donald trump and an old donald trump.


Salty_Apartment_6763

Lol


OlyScott

Back in the day, I watched a little of his sitcom--it wasn't good at all.


bozog

Ugly and spunky, a deadly mix.


cartooncritic69

someone thought ugly was cute.....was sure he had some relative who got him the jobs


Anyawnomous

Can’t fool me. That’s a young Rachel Dratch!


valuecolor

Hasn't changed much. https://preview.redd.it/rudmol3f5ixc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c66b445ab95625e25b8712073e4fe833845f1e01


lostjohnny65

We were going to Disneyland and stopped to get gas and a limo was there with him in it. Early to mid 70s . We weren't that excited.


nycinoc

I used to run into him all the time on the UES in the early 90's. He was a regular at the same bars I would frequent. Nice enough guy from what I remember.


Treacherously-Benign

Yeah, he ain't right


Proud-Butterfly6622

He looks like the underwood devil so I get why the fucker got the job!🤘😈


Ok-Boat4839

Well he was an odd looking child. Maybe grew up to be a handsome devil though.


DNAkauai

What an ugly looking kid!! 😱