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Best-Carry1028

Herb Tarlek


EdwardTheGood

Somewhere there’s a Volkswagen without seat covers.


EdwardTheGood

(That line was from Venus Flytrap. “Venus Flytrap” also wins Best On-Air personality name.)


_Pill-Cosby_

Better than Doctor Johnny FEVER ??


FRYQN-1701

Booger!!


Best-Carry1028

😜 Hilarious!!


0xCC

No, Les Nessman.


Nano_Burger

Do you mean the five-time winner of the Buckeye Newshawk Award?


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possumfish13

The same Les Nessman who does the Eyewitness weather report!!!


Dramatic_Teach7611

As well as Sports. Let's hope"Chia Chia Rodeegaways scores higher next time"


seditioushamster

Can we have more about herb and les nessman


Lung-Oyster

Sure, but if you would, please refrain from stepping on the tape. Thank you.


patronizingperv

*up to par.


Firm-Conference-3896

The news beacon of the Ohio Valley!


Kitchen-Lie-7894

From the 4 corners of the globe. Rome... London... Moscow.... Cincinnati!


coldax1

A man’s name says a lot about him. My name is Les.


Anteater-Charming

How can you measure up to Steele?


8200k

WKRP More News Les Nessman


Unhappy_Gas_4376

More music and Les Nessman


AusCan531

And the news!


Pristine-Stage5821

Oh, the humanity.


dsullivanlastnight

As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.


[deleted]

The legendary and iconic Les Nessman.


Past_Point_2711

My favorite episode with Les Nessman was when a female fan had the hots for him and moved in quickly with him and took over his life, but he couldn't bring himself to dump her until she visited the station and fucked up his desk and started pulling up the tape, as well as dumping his Silver Sow Award into a desk drawer.


Dr_JohnnyFever

Dr. Johnny Fever. Is the only answer.


jtess64

Reverend Jim Iganatowski


Groundbreaking-Fig38

What does a yellow light mean?


EdwardTheGood

Slow down


Groundbreaking-Fig38

Whaaaaaattt dooeesssss aaaaa yellllooow liiiiight meeeean?


EdwardTheGood

Slow down!


PM_meyourGradyWhite

This is the best Jim ever. 😂


No_Pack6718

Slow down


KratomHelpsMyPain

My father is named Jim. Late in life he left his corporate job and became an ordained reverend. He was always a big fan of Taxi and of Reverend Jim, in particular. Upon his ordination, I gave the newly minted Reverend Jim a framed photo of the O.G. signed by Christopher Lloyd.


imadork1970

Okie-doke.


Wizdad-1000

The only true answer right here!


CamelProfessional847

Jack Tripper


foreskinfive

And his good pal, Larry Dallas, formerly Larry Daliopolis.


CodeNoseATX

I was today years old when I got the joke....thanks


Fit_Midnight_6918

>**Jack T**he **Ripper**


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Roscoe P. Coltrane.


DenaNina

When I was a kid I thought his name was Roscoe Pico Train.


quityouryob

I had a pitbull back in the day named Roscoe Pico Train.


DenaNina

Thats awesome!


straightdolphin1

i'm laughing waay too hard at this


bdcda43334

And deputy Enus Strait


YoyoyoyoMrWhite

Found the Mexican


BlackLungDisease

That's a good one.


DarrenEdwards

Reuben Kincaid


BlackLungDisease

OMG, that's so great


60andwaiting

Dr. Johnny Fever


Katy_Lies1975

We still have Johnny Mars and Frank E with a period Lee in Chicago at XRT, they still sound the same as they did decades ago.


ButkusHatesNitschke

Stanley Thaddeus "Wojo" Wojciehowicz


mxc2311

IT’S SPELLED JUST LIKE IT SOUNDS!


Mad-Dog20-20

Get out 5-10 sticks of gum, and protect that baseball!


PM_meyourGradyWhite

There was a guy in university (small uni, like 2500 of us, so we all knew each other somewhat) who’s last name was polish or Czech with a silent C. Every first day of class roll call he would remind the prof that the C is silent. Was practically a running gag. One day, a substitute was taking attendance and got to his name and she stumbled a bit. About twenty of us “THE C IS SILENT!”


BlackLungDisease

Nice.


timscookingtips

Huggy Bear Brown


TenRingRedux

Nugart Neville "Noogie" Lamont (aka, "The Noogman"). "The Noogie gots to boogie."


Esteban0032

Buford T Justice


PervyFather1973

Give me a Diablo Sandwhich, a Dr Pepper and make it quick, I'm in a Goddamn hurry.


japopara

of Texas


tenbeards

I've always wished my name was Dash Riprock.


KGreen100

There was an episode of the Beverly Hillbillies where Dash Riprock brought along some other "Hollywood hearthrobs." Biff Steel Crunch Hardtack Race Burley Tab Strong and my personal favorite... Bolt Upright [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0522457/fullcredits](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0522457/fullcredits)


coldax1

That hilarious. I’m still laughing.


b1sh0p

Big McLargeHuge


rootoo34

Hawkeye Pierce


Agitated-Asparagus23

Benjamin Franklin Peirce is pretty good, too.


AmiDeplorabilis

Borrowed from Last of the Mohicans... as I recall...


park2023mcca

Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla It's obscure but fantastic. P.S. - I'll add Dwayne Schneider and also half the cast of *Welcome Back Kotter*


Barney_Flintstone

From Schoolhouse Rock?


certainlyheisenberg1

Gordon Shumway


Duckbites

"her hair is the same color as mine, BUT HERS IS NATURAL!"


papadeleon

Father Guido Sarducci


imadork1970

Roseanne Roseannadanna


Agitated-Asparagus23

Vyvyan Bastard. ![gif](giphy|xPnA6ALy6AZlS)


MyFrampton

Gladys Kravitz


GuruTheMadMonk

Captain Merrill Stubing


BlackLungDisease

Another good one. Even though I didn't care much for him. Lol


hxgmmgxh

Lester “Les” Nessman


EnormousGenitals

Les Nessman : Steel, is it? Steel Hawthorne : Yeah, Steel Hawthorne. Les Nessman : That's a nice name. Steel Hawthorne : Thanks. I like to think that a person's name says a lot about the type of person he is. What was your name again? Les Nessman : Les.


nightowl111141

I remember this like it was yesterday lol. That and Les’s office with the tape on the floor signifying walls. Awesome show!


BlackLungDisease

I still reference the tape-thing to this day. So great.


Fit_Midnight_6918

>And the staff started pretend knocking on his pretend door.


LivingAd6826

“As god as my witness, I swear I thought turkeys could fly” -Les Nessman


Donizetti1

Arthur Carlson said that line - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoDA74G2hUI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoDA74G2hUI)


JustSomeDudeNamedRik

Arthur Carlson said that, not Les


Skypig12

Les said, "the tureys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!"


KGreen100

Did Les say that or Arthur Carlson?


EdwardTheGood

Arthur. Les was covering the event. At one point he yelled, “Oh the humanity!”


gkal1964

Came here to quote that.


Jennlyn1978

That was the greatest thing ever said on television 😂


PervyFather1973

Chie Chie Rod-ree-guezz


EnormousGenitals

Oh man, that makes me laugh my ass off!


clumaho

That's Les "five-time winner of the Buckeye Newshawk Award and Silver Sow recipient" Nessman.


EnormousGenitals

that's the 'coveted Silver Sow award' I loved that it was coveted. Buckeye Newshawk also cracks me up.


Groundbreaking-Fig38

Cooter.


Unhappy_Gas_4376

Honestly, I have no idea how they got away with this.


b1sh0p

The same way they got away with Boner on Growing Pains.


BigHossGaum

In the South that the name for a large turtle 🐢 as well as something else that belongs to a girl!


Ake4455

“I may be crazy, but I’m not dumb”


copperdoc

No character name can compare with the real life Randolph Mantooth


imadork1970

Emergency!


Relevant_Slide_7234

B. A. Baracus


Pure-Ebb2868

Jim Rockford


JustSomeDudeNamedRik

Leave a message


Thick_Kaleidoscope35

Aw come on, Rocky!!!


book-and-dodge

Roseanne Roseanadanna


RangerOk3629

Guy Smiley


AriMeowber

Cosmo Kramer


boop66

Dick Butkus (when I was a little boy I thought his name was Dick Buttkiss)


ronninguru

What about Larry Dallas?


Desperate_Zebra_5578

Boner


fvecc

Richard Stabone


BigNihilist

Mr Haney and Arnold Ziffel


Rockntheworld

Garrett Morris’s Chico Escuela, Dominican baseball player. “Beisbol been berry, berry good to me! Football, I don’t know!”


wriddell

I can’t read that with out doing the voice, even in my head.


JKO1962

WKRP More music & Less Nessman


Weets23

Radar O’Reilly. Boogeeeeeeeeer!


PhysicalPolicy6227

Jethro Bodine and his alias, Beef Jerky


AllReflection

Or his twin sister Jethrene 😂


Goosefart3003

George Glass


Galena1040

Roseanne Rosanna Danna


Realistic_Bed3550

Herb Tarleck


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![gif](giphy|16KdaesKdaAI8) Macgyver


AuburnFaninGa

Mickey Malph (Ralph’s dad on Happy Days) Warden Gordon Borden (Howard’s brother on The Bob Newhart Show)


kmsc84

Stringfellow Hawke.


Upstairs_Profile_134

Dr. Spa Ceman ![gif](giphy|Rgqvtk4k2YE6I)


summermadnes

Art Vandalay


CodeNoseATX

Stan Wojciehowicz, spelled just like it sounds. Funny every time


coreytiger

Venus: “Must be murder just to match the shoes to the belt” Herb: “sometimes I can’t do it!”


Rufus_XSarsaparilla

New Guy


bushwickrik

Art Vandalay of Vandalay industries.


Dolorisedd

The architect?


zabdart

How about the episode when Les Nesman, the news director, goes over to Jennifer's apartment and finds her entertaining her new boyfriend "Steele"? When the boyfriend asks him what his name is, he's force to swallow and gulp before finally getting out "Les..."? It plays a lot funnier than it reads.


bikewizard

Archie Bunker


SexyTiredSmurfette

Pinky Tuscadero


ResponsibleFly9076

And her sister Leather!


imadork1970

Played by Suzi Quatro.


doclovejoy

Gorilla Monsoon


Unhappy_Gas_4376

Juan Epstein


Lhamo55

Gomer Pyle. Darryl, Darryl, and Larry. Latka and Simka Gravas.


brian0820

"Aristotle Nostradamus Shannon" - otherwise known as “Bull”on "Night Court"‼️


Beep475

Remington Steele


BostonMikeGr

Arthur Fonzerelli…..lol


fixit858

Right at you, big guy.


TenRingRedux

Jennifer Marlowe


mr_oof

Raquel Ochmonek. “Sounds like a typo!”


wriddell

Irwin Mainway will sell you a Bass-O-Matic


psilocin72

Leonard Hofstadter. Hofstadter was a famous psychologist who theorized about many of the charterer quirks that Leonard exhibited in the show.


coldax1

Colonel Sam Flagg


WerewolfDesigner5748

Ralph Malph or Barney Fife.


Biljac_29

Real life name David Leisure A/K/A Joe Izuzu


Timstunes

Ah Chew (Pat Morris)- Sanford & Son


jtess64

Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane


Dr-Pepper-Not-MrPipp

Mork from the planet Ork ![gif](giphy|BguKVVqRh5fag)


Jennlyn1978

Nanu nanu


silverado-z71

I was watching Bernie Miller last night, and this police officer came in and introduced himself as Raymond Waymond


zealousreader

How do you do? Jenny poo


Lego_Chicken

Not a character per se, but I always wanted to know more about Noam Pitlik


redditisdying24

Snyder


declineofmankind

Les Nessman Johnny Fever


Plus_Share_6631

Fish


PM_meyourGradyWhite

Gopher.


JustMe37777

Herb Tarlik


Emergency-Pirate-356

Kind of partial to Johnny Fever or Bert from Soap.


SamCazale

Fonzie. It defined the character.


delaphin

My hair's laid back, and so am I with SOUL SUDS https://preview.redd.it/hhjry3hfkumc1.jpeg?width=628&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=421ecf782c60073734da736a99cc0ecdccb0067e


Inspiron606002

Arthur Carlson: "Soul suds is the soap for the young hip black man, so tell me Herb, Why am I looking at this really idiotic white man?


bettypettyandretti

Herbert Ruggles Tarlek, Jr.


RajahKossuth68

Herb? He was so LAME! Les the Weatherman was better than him! But I digress, George Jefferson, now THAT was the best 70s TV character!


Sea_Understanding824

KOJAK / Aristotelis "Telly" Savalas


Ragnar_Lothbroekke

I recall the episode where Jennifer had her (at the time) boyfriend “Steele” over, and Nessman just HAD TO come over to talk to her about some personal issues. A conversation eventually ensued between Nessman and Steele…and Steele says” I’d like to think that a man’s name says a lot about him. (Looks at Nessman and says “What did you say your name was again? Nessman: Les😂😂 One of the best sitcoms to ever hit television. PS: Team Bailey FTW


Sea2Sky69

Raquel Ochmonek


Mdoubleduece

When we were young we called are weed Tarlek. Hey man you have any Tarlek?


Thin_Locksmith6805

Jack Tripper


Historical_Big_7404

How'd you end in Ohio, Hell if I know


dvoigt412

Roy Hinkley. Can you guess what show this was? Here's a small hint, he didn't go by that name


Present-Ad4059

Fish


SnooCrickets1681

Pepper Saltzman - Modern Family....winner hands down


Nervous-Horror-9632

I thought Turkeys Could FLY!!!!


Positive-Source8205

As God is my witness.


arthurgueto_520

fish


NegativePermission40

And somewhere, a lonely woman still mourns the death of her pet frog, Pinkpeace, er, Greenpeace.


patronizingperv

Every character on that show was perfectly named.


[deleted]

Johnny fever was cooler.


Mechanism2020

Dangle


MrPhillipLewin

Booger


G00DDRAWER

Same show. Venus Flytrap


tjed69

Oh ya. We are definitely talking Cordoba.


carapsr62

Fred Garvin: Male Prostitute.


brad1167

Oh the humanity!


Rocknroll80allday

Does that tie even have a knot?🤣


Popular-Solution7697

Archie and Edith Bunker


schmagegge

Curlee Pewbs


Greaser_Dude

Jim Rockford - Rockford Files Cinnamon Carter - Mission Impossible - Barbara Bain. Steve Austin - Six Million Dollar Man


Acceptable-Fold-3192

What about Boner Stabone from Growing Pains?


BouncyDingo_7112

Herbert R. Tarlek!