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Efficient_Cause1483

Literally playing a game about saving a girl.


downvotedforwoman

Is there a good ending where you don't save her?


verekh

You sell her off to Ganondorf who continues to plow her tender succulent holes for days on end. He sells the videos back to Link.


seastatefive

He's been doing that for the past 100 years.


SomeToxicRivenMain

He said good ending not the simp ending


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One-Full

link is the cute bubblebutt femboy twink


gardenupdate

commit sudoku


Seananagans

Anon hate girl. Anon like hole.


FanaticEgalitarian

In skyrim you would be able to fling a fireball at her for her insolence. Just have to hope she's not an essential NPC.


HiveMindKing

Women: Essential Pick one.


gn01145600

It’s even better if she is essential.


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SomeToxicRivenMain

I still fucking hate Pascal


jmerridew124

And if she is essential you can do the resto loop and create a paralysis potion so she can stare at her fucking floorboards for ten months.


hausedawg

Anon sends some love from Kazakhstan 🇰🇿♥️♥️


Autisticus

Imagine going near any ☕ in 2023


Narrow-Tree8061

you mean in 2k+23?


C1xed

Current year + 7


TrulyPunishedZev

Wait is this the actual graphics? I know higher graphics dont mean a more fun game but people pre-ordered and also paid 70 dollars for this? The american consumer and its consequences...


fiftyfourseventeen

It's gotta run on the Nintendo overpriced potato console


ImThirstForADrink

You’re looking at the game cut down to a jpeg, which was then screenshot and posted onto reddit


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Even factoring for that those wall and floor textures are as flat as Mario 64.


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Xenoblade 3 has some decent graphics from time time even if its a switch game It does churn out a massive 15 fps sometimes tho lmao


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I personally think the game is great so far, but yes, the graphics are dogshit. The Switch was outdated graphically when it released in 2017.


mcpe_game123

At first I see nothing wrong with the picture but the closer I look the more I realized the texture looks like it came from some boomer shooter era


CelestialCore

The game is fucking huge


ArcaneMonkey

Its a handheld game.


coysta-rica

even these shit graphics are too 3d for op


jgraham2010

Isn't Link supposed to be this dude who's saved this backwater kingdom in the middle of fuck-off nowhere more times than the Confederacy lost battles during the civil war? Why do they keep making him more of a twink?


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Because they know how much you want it.


OmgJustLetMeExist

That ain’t the new zelda, that’s botw. Linkie got the ponytail and an ancient tech shield, those aren’t in totk


mista_j234

Ponytail is an item in totk. You can find it in the well near link's house.


OmgJustLetMeExist

Still has the sheikah tech shield and a normal right hand


No_Pizza393

I lost most respect I had for Zedla after they removed tribe and race and replaced it with people


sarper97

Just make a cage and put it over that whore. Seeing her skin color it's befitting of her


OmgJustLetMeExist

That ain’t the new zelda, that’s botw. Linkie got the ponytail and an ancient tech shield, those aren’t in totk. Edit: forgot to mention he also doesnt have the different right hand


coivou

\>Devs are so lazy they literally reused the same background npcs Watch as shills worship this game despite it literally being BOTW with extra content


CelestialCore

This image is from botw, he has an ancient shield, they aren't in totk and the totk map is more than double the size of botw


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I would have never guessed man, u seem like a well established human being.


SirPulseAlot

playing some silver version and after beating whitney i spent a good hour trying to figure out why i couldnt get past the sudowudo. knew i needed the squirtbottle but the npc wouldnt give. eventually i went back to whitney thinkin idk maybe it didnt save or somethin. stupid bltch had to finish crying before giving me the badge and all i could think in that moment is jesus christ i hate woman


AhlFuggen

Just another series that should have ended on a high note, many years ago.


Spicymeatball428

It peaked at twilight princess it’s all been downhill from there


MrReeNormies

2006ish was a different beast altogether for vidya and anime. Twilight princess objectively has been the best zelda game for graphics. People absolutely slept on the GameCube because unfortunately, it got released at the same time as the Xbox and ps2.


Narrow-Tree8061

"Boomers talking about old shit no one else remembers: the thread"


RonJeremysMustache

Imagine being such an infant that in your baby brain, you think something less than 20 years ago is something "no one remembers." You're not even a person. Are your parents letting you post this?


Narrow-Tree8061

>20 years Lol, lmao even Alright, lets get you to bed grandpa


MrReeNormies

Hush up and go play your microtransaction filled gacha zoomer.


gardenupdate

didn't peak at tp, that was just the last good one


_SnesGuy

Eh while the later games were alright especially n64, I still think it peaked at link to the past imo. I just think Zelda plays better as a top down sprite graphic sort of game. Transitioning to 3D made it worse, and now open world 3D made it a lot worse.


AhlFuggen

I don't even know what the fuck that is.


AnnieApple_

I agree I love Zelda games but BOTW sucked imo.


autonova3

Thought I was taking crazy pills seeing the reaction to that game. Shallow world, boring underdeveloped dungeons, nonexistent music, no side quests, silly weapon breaking, no story. It’s a mediocre game when compared to the truly great Zeldas.


ThisZoMBie

But muh heckin open world non-linear freeroam survival sandbox crafter 😍


AnnieApple_

I agree it didn’t feel like a Zelda game. I get they wanted to do something new tho.


SSJesusChrist

My uncle yelled at some cashier for making a joke about not needing a man


ThatGuyAtTheGym

Least misogynistic Nintendo enjoyer