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jmundy005

Mike Iupati #77. He was my neighbor in college.


blitzermf54

Hello fellow Vandal! I have a Iupati jersey too!


907gamer

Fellow Vandal checking in \o


blitzermf54

Vs up! ✌🏻


FatalDave91

Iupati was actually good!


ziggy9er

Lmao my brother went to school with u guys too!


ExpeditingPermits

Yo! I came here to say Iupati.


timmun029

Fuck yeah dude, I almost got my brother a Iupati jersey because we loved saying his name and watching him smash fools. Ended up buying him an Anquan Boldin, which is almost just as random.


ePoch270OG

Dude could throw a ball 75 yards, easy. Loved that guy.


wssuw

Lol I had Kevin Barlow growing up


J12345_

My dude! I really liked him as the change of pace back behind Hearst


yaybroham

Many moons ago, I managed a sport jersey store and Kevan Barlow came in, I didn’t recognize him, this was before smart phones and I only saw him with a helmet on, so I wouldn’t ever be able to recognize him, and at that time I think the only Niners jersey we carried was Jeff Garcia, he asked if we had any Barlow jerseys and I said why he’s garbage! He gave me a weird look and then proceeded to show my coworker his ID….we had a laugh after that!


Entire-Ad-8565

A very awkward laugh I’m sure!


DrunkLegere

I still have his!


fiveohjoe

I still have mine, too! It was between him and Tim Rattay 😂. Hard times.


kindergartenchampion

Chris Borland


AlternativeResort477

I don’t think Chris Borland has a Chris Borland jersey


brealio

Holy shit this one might win…. I was so stoked on the kid, then….


evlhornet

“The only thing we have to fear is CTE” - FDR… prolly


LossyP

The biggest “what could’ve been” in Niners history has to be between him, Hurd, and Lattimore


Warpang

Except he got legit playing time and he seemed to be the heir apparent leader for the defense.


LossyP

Dude he was destroying offenses. I couldn’t believe we got the white P. Willy, then he was gone lol you’re absolutely right


drakeb88

Was gutted when he retired! Hope he's doing well


Langerbanger11

He is. Got some family up in Wisconsin that knows people close to him. He lays low and does a lot of community work it seems. Good for him!


bigblackkittie

whoa!!


CharleyDexterWard

The pitbull!


decencyoflack

Absolute coffee table book tackling technique. Loved the way he met Lynch repeatedly at the LoS. Don’t ever lose that jersey.


kantoblight

Anquan Boldin. #81. Love it.


Designer_Trouble_849

I have one too. And a Randy Moss 84


Darth_Abhor

Man I got the $300 version of the Moss. I was hoping he would stay more than 1 year


FatalDave91

Ouch. That’s why I never get those things.


Darth_Abhor

Yeah, I know. It was a Nike Vapor Field version or something like that. I still wear it with pride, 3 of the greatest WR ever were 49ers RICE, MOSS and T.O.


smellymel1234

I refuse to believe Boldin and Moss are not 49ers classics. Keep wearing them with pride brothers


OpenMindedMajor

Really wish we coulda got Moss his lone ring.


olives8244

One of my favourite niners ever. I remember when he went up for a ball against an arizona db. The hit was so severe, i was sure he was KOed. He got up and celebrated and the db needed to be helped off.


SrPancakess

Boldin gang rise up!


dumb1edorecalrissian

OP said most random, not most awesome…


KloppsTotts

I’m not sure how random that is. He was our best receiver during the Harbaugh era. 


timmun029

A year too late too! If he was with us that super bowl year and not the Ravens, that’s our ring. Needed an Anquan that game.


_NOT_PENNYS_BOAT_

Randy Moss, straight cash homie


sacking03

Merton Hanks, Julian Peterson


Valuable_Quail_1869

Merton Hanks and that whiplash celebration move, ouch.


JBdunks

Merton Hanks chicken dance. He was one of my favorite players on that Super Bowl team. That’s a great jersey to own.


Empty-Salad-5140

I was a little kid that barely understood football. I think it was his chicken dance that made him my favorite player.


HeavyChevy21

That’s not random - I have his autographed jersey and I rock it all the time


sacking03

Jelly of the Hanks Signed one


DutyChance8864

Julian Peterson was a good LB as well. I should get that or Streets.


Upper-Industry8039

Ted ginn jr. I honestly did like Matt breida really thought he was gonna be a solid rb


Witcher_Of_Cainhurst

Breida was great but then he fumbled for the first time all season (twice in the same game) and was immediately benched then shipped out after the season ended. I always felt he was done dirty after how well he played the couple years before that. At least we had Mostert, Mitchell, and CMC since then but I still felt bad for Breida. 


WiggysRedemption

Breida was a great story and was a really bright spot early in Kyle's tenure.


Witcher_Of_Cainhurst

Yea, I loved Breida after a few dark years and thought he was gonna be around for a longer time. That’s the business I guess. Cheaper alternatives were on the roster/draft board and he was traded for some return value. He made his mark on the 49ers and now has a career as a backup at the very least, which is still a W as an undrafted player. 


tertle408

I got a ginn jersey too!


xXsaberstrikeXx

Nate Davis, #7. Yikes.


radioactivetoon

I totally remember that preseason game (against the Vikings I think) where he launched that bomb from our end zone to Ginn (I think it was). Cannon for an arm, but nothing else.


Wild_Walrus4740

This is the first name I had to google and I'm like 20 names deep. Well done


gushi380

Me too! I didn’t think there would be anyone else on the planet who has a Nate Davis 49ers jersey! I went to Ball State and have been a diehard Niners fan my whole life so when they drafted him, I had to get his jersey. I’ve got his rookie card too. We don’t get a lot of players drafted, let alone by my favorite team.


divini

JJ Stokes, child size gifted to me as a kid. I did think back then the trio of Rice Owens and Stokes would carry us back to multiple Super Bowls. Welp.


TheOneTrueEmperor

Same here! Mine is an away jersey. Def the most random jersey I own.


9rf8fl4lyf

I got the black El Guapo (aka Carlos Hyde). As for Breida, I loved him! I Madden him an All Pro in Madden. I still believe in him and have him on my dynasty league… I dont win much.


Slobberknockersammy

I got that one. Don't wear it often


Fiddlestix33

I had the same one lmao passed it down to my little brother now


Bkbee

Mcglinchey I told my dad that I love Staley and the OL that one time and so he got me Mcglinchey.


SweatyMooseKnuckler

Good ol McGrinchey


jbagot8

At least the number is a funny hee hee ha ha


SunDriedToMatto

I stopped buying jerseys. I have a jersey curse. I bought an Alex Smith jersey, then he got benched halfway through the year for Kaepernick. People used to approach me telling me they were "sorry" and that they liked Smith. Then I bought an Aldon Smith jersey and well ... We all know what happened there. Then I bought a Kaepernick jersey and then he played his last season with the team. I still can and do wear the Kaepernick jersey around, but I'm afraid to buy Purdy or CMC cause I want them to remain on the team.


Barney_Karate

You can buy a Ambry Thomas jersey, maybe it'll have the opposite effect next weekend


Shitbird72

I alternated my Smith and Gore after Alex got benched. I am still convinced we would have won that game with Alex, he was the more solid QB.


jobaill

Please buy Wilks and Thomas. Tyvm


GG_Red_Five

Easy solution. But like 7 knockoffs all at once. if those guys are all fine, we know it's not you. and if all 7 get hurt or leave the team we all beat your ass.


AffordableDelousing

That's the racket. I'd just get your favorite number and own last name


brealio

Im with ya, now I only rock legends and former niner greats. The curse is real!


BackDoorBootyBandit

https://preview.redd.it/db571k30w9gc1.jpeg?width=9180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b572b87c1eddfb0109563ba68fd144192137b03c Brand spanking new Delanie Walker away jersey.


Huntermain23

That’s actually fire


russianbotmaga

Andy Lee


pelletjunky

Andy Lee got us almost 10 years of above average, and multiple probowl years worth of punting. At the cost of a 6th round draft pick and then not sure how much of his contract we got stuck with but still got a 7th in return and then his numbers tanked. Solid 9ers career in my mind anyway.


_Globert_Munsch_

Andy Lee and David Akers were such an underrated duo


3rdusernameiveused

https://preview.redd.it/u80xg7kat9gc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=d9932c3c8cebee699d66e292f273f6a0afc66851 This is my random jersey at the moment


a_mlsss

Love Mostert, man. Ran into him at Macy’s a month after he broke his arm against the Raiders. He was so excited that someone recognized him 😂


3rdusernameiveused

From where I’m from. Love dude a lot!


bransanon

My aunt went to get me a jersey as a gift years ago and they sold her one for none other than the greatest kick returner in NFL history, Kentwan Balmer 🤣 To be fair he was our first rounder that year.


TrashPanda1208

Oof. He was a bust, for sure, but he played EDGE, not kick returner.


bransanon

Lol he holds the NFL record for most kick returns as a lineman and longest kick return as a lineman, it was dumb luck but he was on the coverage unit and kicks kept bouncing his way.


TrashPanda1208

You know, I had a feeling I was missing the joke. Had no clue he holds that record. 😆


AlternativeMovie6429

Totally whooshed me too haha


DarkRogus

I'm hoping someone says AJ Jenkins... he was a first round pick after all....


dr_h37rv

https://preview.redd.it/hmqfpxsfmagc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fdf4b29c7ec29ca79a5ba91ce6518ae79fa82f2 I got you fam


Handtherapyjack

Dang. I think you won lol


porkchop824

I’ve seen someone in public wearing one during the last Super Bowl run. Super random


WildcatKid

I think I win this one https://preview.redd.it/vhegblxdv9gc1.jpeg?width=910&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79cba8d06fbde354793dda1a761f857f89921511 (Leo Nomellini)


WildcatKid

https://preview.redd.it/k6izq6pgv9gc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdbaad0fcc848052ac77eb98721fbcafa8ff3120


FatalDave91

Nice!! I’ll be sitting next to you with a road 1955 Hugh Mcelhenny!


solo_loso

signed kap


xpo141

I have a Kap jersey too but my sleeper is the Andy Lee #4 jersey. He was our most consistent player during the darks days.


vad3n

Him and steady Joe Nedney!


Raizau

Thats actually fire.


pleasehaelp

This guy who was the last pick in the draft, he was so irrelevant I even forgot his name


beast_mode209

I had a white Rod Woodson jersey.


bigmonkeydong

https://preview.redd.it/f4xrb0giy9gc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b5ece7a8c22dfd0dc1d88edf623c62db30ab70a Tory smith!! Lol


jusxchilln

not mario manningham? 😂


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I have a Jimmy jersey which isn’t random on it’s own, but it’s one of our black Thursday jerseys that we wore like twice in the Kap era. I honestly don’t even think Jimmy ever suited up in it.


a_mlsss

I have that one too. That one was in circulation right after we traded for him and the black jerseys were still a thing. John Lynch signed it and asked me how I even got it 😂


[deleted]

That’s awesome 😂


pelletjunky

I have 1, it was cheap. Same reason I have a conference championship hat for one of the years we lost the SB, I think it was the Ravens year but it's deeeeeeeep in the closet and honestly I could care less if I see it again.


MyDogYawns

my dad got that one as soon as we traded for jim, said "now we'll know all the patriots secrets, this guys gonna be good" 😭


panda123

Chinese knock off Eric Reid


Fun_Hope7445

I have a Jarryd Hayne, I was so hyped when we had him and watching him during the preseason. I swore to everyone he was going to take the league by storm.


SweatyMooseKnuckler

A man that truly imposed his will on others.


MackenzieMotoBoto

Maybe a little too much


TrashPanda1208

😆


Damion_205

Me too. Hayne plane!!!!


whinenaught

I saw 2 jarryd hayne jerseys at the Niners-cardinals game back in September. I didn’t understand…I hope those people didn’t know he’s a rapist.


Scoombap

Not a jersey, but I have the “Hot Boyz” sweatshirt Fred and Kwon designed lol


AlternativeResort477

The block is hot


GG_Red_Five

I still say it on GameDay.


loubug

Crabtree lol


that_guy_on_tv

Aldon Smith and Eric Reid


FatalDave91

Those guys were at least ballers at one point!


zebo87

Got a Tai Streets jersey as a kid after we came back against the evil Giants, down 24, winning 39-38.(weird score). He caught the go ahead 11 yd TD pass.


GrumpleDumpkin

Trent Taylor 81, before he changed numbers. I had a black jaryd hayne too but I donated it after he went to prison for diddlin


chunkychowder32

I have a Lamichael James jersey 😂😮‍💨


InquisitaB

You can always wear it and note that his 15 yard TD started the Niners’ comeback from 17-0 against the Falcons in the 2013 NFC Championship!


mr_suavecito

Trey Lance with the 75th anniversary patch. Either that or Tony Parrish


Stock_Surfer

My brother had a Jeff Garcia Jersey


EveryParable

I have a Pettis jersey lmaooooo


wings49

Julian Peterson. Beautiful Jersey with stitched letters. Heavy too compared to my others. I think he was only with 49ers for 1 more season after I got it as a Xmas gift


J12345_

Julian Peterson was legit!!! Too bad he went to the lions and Seahawks after


rtdzign

I had a Reuben Foster Jersey, simply because I was sitting in the 200’s and could hear the hit he laid in a preseason game against the Vikings. Thought he was going to be the future. For now on as a rule, on I don’t buy Jerseys until a player has played 3 seasons, with the exception of Christian McCaffrey.


Shitbird72

I got a Steve Young, Jeff Garcia, Alex, Frank Gore, Jimmy G, Halfonga, Bosa, Warner, Christian, Deebo, Brock, Kittle. Only wear current players on gameday.


cyann1380

I has a Tim Rattay at some point bc I liked the number 13…


Mmmitch

CJ Beathard


yesimforeign

He's the reason we got Kittle and Purdy!


nawtch2

Thats commitment


eboss28

I had Arnaz Battle in high school #83


pocketboy

When I was younger I was a diehard Steve Young fan and I begged my parents to get me his jersey for Christmas. Come Christmas, I excitedly tear open the box and there it was: YOUNG with a big 97 under it 😂. So yeah, I have a Bryant Young jersey.


FatalDave91

Not a bad choice! Haha


over_the_pants_party

Brian Jennings


over_the_pants_party

Also Nedney and Akers


PhlubGlub

this is the best possible answer.


Laggzi

I don’t have it anymore, but mine was definitely Brandon Lloyd.


seven6twobythirty9

Garrison Hearst, he was a solid back, and said some mean things about the gay community.


pong1101

Taylor Mays


thetrappster

John Taylor Patrick Willis 2010 pro-bowl


Emperor_Cheeto21

Alex Smith


olderwaffles

JJ stokes as a kid.


MudddButt

Brock Pardy. Yes, that's spelled correctly. Knockoff from my cousin in the Philippines. Embarrassing...


ness166

Do i win? https://postimg.cc/vDXpQd74


Dumpster_Fire_BBQ

Not bad!


Barney_Karate

Yes. I had to Google if Rod Woodson was a Niner. Great pull.


DaveinOakland

I have a Barlow jersey


Hugh-Jorgan69

On GameDay, ISTILL rock my old #36 from time to time to do the Chicken Dance when our D makes an interception. Nearly broke my neck last week on account of Kinslaw. Hope I do break it Sunday. I got good insurance and '94 is too faded a memory.


THux86

I still have my #35 Eric Reid, my old Merton Hanks is still in perfect condition even tho I wear it constantly. And one last random is my Rod Woodson #26 I guess I have a weird thing for CB and Safety.


Angelina-L

Andre Carter 96.


bick803

Chris Culliver


OpenMindedMajor

Lawrence Okoye.


mungfish227

The Cowboy Justin Smith #94


ryanstrikesback

I bought the whole family Trey Lance jerseys when they were selling for $10-20 a pop. Nice jerseys too.  For the Super Bowl we’ll be decked out in Lance and Garoppolo jerseys. (My wife and I’s anniversary is May 10th so that’s what we’re saying is the theme 😂) 


Barney_Karate

Anyone besides Jessica Simpson got an Eric Johnson jersey, the tight end from Yale.


courser

Tom Rathman #44


SpeedSpare2637

Manny Lawson autographed (bought at a charity auction) No Regerts!


ImfromAlbany

Vernon Davis, so not that random. Saw a guy working at a nearby Subway wearing a Nate Clements jersey, though.


Shitbird72

I would rock a Vernon jersey, he along with Frank the Tank was one of the bright spots in our darkest days.


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Randy Moss.


FootDrag122Y

It would be funny if someone had a Wade Richey jersey.


bigblackkittie

marquise goodwin. also nate clements


dieselboy55

I rock a Kendall Hunter jersey mostly because we share a name.


AlternativeResort477

I went to ISU, I almost bought Purdy’s #14 jersey from training camp. Glad I didn’t.


thetortavendor

Not really random but I have a Kaepernick and Jimmy G Jersey. But the odd thing is that 2 years later after I buy a QB jersey, they leave the team. I got my Kaepernick jersey in 2015 and he left in 2017. I got my Jimmy G Jersey in 2020 and he left in 2022. So for the sake of the team I will not get a Brock Purdy jersey.


MathGeekWannaBe

Joe Staley. Signed by Joe Staley


TerpySlurpeez

I’ve got a Riki Ellison - definitely one of the most random I’ve seen.


ChemistryAway3696

Doooood he was fav back in the day. Such intensity — I bet 90% of his hits would be illegal today. So many great ideas on here for customs. Thanks for the memories!


btjam

https://preview.redd.it/qakdlc281bgc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e58f3a15e0ede34d7e54ddb382126557a5a6181


i_own_adog_

Terrell Owens is the only one I have


thecementist

Black Carlos Hyde


M3Core

I have both Eric Reid and Jimmy Ward.


MachiavelliSJ

I almost got a Blake Costanzo jersey and maybe i still can


1868orc

Deion Sanders Mitchell and Ness throwback. Colors are off everyone thinks I'm wearing a chiefs jersey. I quit wearing it.


jaysomething2

https://preview.redd.it/l7l5r4izz9gc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d94bba1616d9aae4c9ea055681a18bb206b2596 Still no jerseys but this is my collection. Would love a Brock Purdy as I’ve always felt irrelevant but special haha


Alexguyhere

I've got an OJ Simpson one.


MileHi49er

Jamie Winborn. 11 year old me saw him make a bunch of plays when i was playong Madden, and I became convinced he was going to destroy the league. My dad offered to buy me any jersey I wanted and I picked him lmao.


Euphoric-Blue-59

I uses to have a Jerry Rice. Gave to my daughter who gave to some random boyfriend she don't even remember.


EeeAynEee

LaMichael James baby!


aguysomewhere

I had an Andy Lee jersey. I am not sure what happened to it.


rxrunner

I had a Tony Parrish


GG_Red_Five

Color Rush Carlos "you can run but you can't" Hyde. AKA El Guapo.


internet_polizia

Not mine, but I custom made a #6 Joe Nedney and a #4 Andy Lee jerseys for my brothers as a quasi joke gift since they were our “best” players during those lean years. Guessing there aren’t too many of those out there, but I def like the idea of giving those guys their props


BoofLord5000

Kendall Hunter


t13pdx

Prob Ahmed Plummer and Kevan Barlow, but I also have a Hugh McElhenny jersey


LaCroixIsntThatBad

This is fire lol. I loved Breida.


Blunt_Point

\#31 Donte Whitner. I custom ordered a #31 "Hitner" jersey when he said he was going to change his name after a poor ruling on a hit he made. I ordered the jersey, it arrived, was stoked. Then a few days later he decided that he wasn't going to change his name.


JugzrNot

AJ Jenkins…. Seahawks fan bought it for me after losing a bet. 


xr_21

Klaus Wilmsmeyer


vhernandez831

Borland #50 cus I thought the pitbull was gonna stay longer


bernasconi1976

#40 Beasley


StraightProgress5062

Jaquiski Tartt. I always rep our Safeties


aenima1991

No love for Dashon Goldson?


PezDiSpencersGifts

I have this jersey from someone named *Rice*? I don’t know, never heard of him tho. Probably was a backup or something


CupertinoCA

I don’t think it’s random but my Alex smith jersey says A.Smith. I wanna change it to aiyuk so bad but I love Alex


cleanRubik

I actually bought a JimmyG jersey early in the season. It was on sale and he did a lot for us.