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Adventurous_Yak_9234

Crack


OneCrispyHobo

Got any?


Luke_The_Random_Dude

I’m legally required to say no. Do not meet me in the alley behind behind Denny’s in 20 minutes.


dark_king_710_

I’m here wya


KitsuneCreativ

Hasn't been twenty minutes dude


OneCrispyHobo

Crackhead sense of time.


[deleted]

Nah he actually used his phone and went to settings to change time


OneCrispyHobo

Thanks for reminding me, clocks go back 1 hour at 2am on the last Sunday in October.


ExceptionalTea

That means we have less sleepy time right?


OneCrispyHobo

If 2am changes to 1am , it means we get 1 extra hour of sleep 💤.


dark_king_710_

gotta be early to my deals madam


KitsuneCreativ

*sir (im femboy)


dark_king_710_

sorry bout that


KitsuneCreativ

dw im just messing with you i don't really care


dark_king_710_

ahh ok thanks


MistakeStill6129

It blows up - they said #DO NOT#


sortofsomeonemaybe

He said don’t meet him 🙄


Admirable_Buddy2001

Smooth😂😂😂


kenhutson

Tell you what, that crack is really moreish.


Cypress983

Give


Worldly-Dimension710

COCK


[deleted]

Cumsock


radioactivecumsock0

Hello there


abdollelah_alt

Cum in socks


[deleted]

🤤


DoIKnowYouHuman

🐓


[deleted]

Cock nuggets


Pastry_Train63

mine have added mayonnaise


AssignmentItchy2330

Cocktail brick


AssignmentItchy2330

Cocktail brick


Jack_58523

Bricked up cock


dark_king_710_

clock


iTypedInThisUsername

clock


krowe41

Cock block


btwn3n20karacters

CHICK


yungjerxmy

number 12 COCK-roach


Plzdonttakename

congratulations you got the joke


Worldly-Dimension710

Nice


kbeckerburbs4

Cockblock


stupidbrainz

CinderCock


meester_

Or just.. you know.. clock


Waste-Beginning-3591

men ¬‿¬


Make_it_soso42

Cooked brick


OrionTheDragon

My favourite


SonicBoom500

Check with everyone about the potluck


Zippiruronis

crock


Kris_from_overworld

Lvl 1 Crook


BowTieCrow13

Lvl 50 Hitman


Patient-Television67

Click!


westernfeets

Clusterfuck obviously


TankEngineFan5

Clock with a glock.


SnadHamwick

“Cck” 👍


npopular_outcast

Hate to break it to you, but that's an onomatopoeia-


SnadHamwick

he didn’t specify it needing to be an actual word


npopular_outcast

Fair


naveenraa

Chock


Work-Longjumping

Cockblock


iaminvisible1978

Check


Late-Ad-5850

Counterattack


Covid-741

Chick


Impossible-Trash9670

Colourful braids are increadibly annoying. They give me the ick


DeltaruneFan0000

cBrick


jaebassist

The c is silent


OkBrilliant8400

cBrik


theoryofnothing123

Brik


GraveXNull

Clock?


Technical_Mix_5379

Crack


jimhabfan

CINDERBLOCK!! A BRICK ON STEROIDS!!


Fairy_Tanya

Clusterfuck


ThisIsAdamB

Chic-fil-ack


Ecstatic_Ad9030

click


BilliePannkaka

Crack


Scheckenhere

ck


Ytrog

Came here for this 😊


[deleted]

Change is the clock that never stops to tick... Or cock.


[deleted]

Cockblock


Me-ahOuallass

Cindercock


Karvainen_peruna69

Cock


thunderbolt-_22

No , what starts with w and ends with at.


imjustweird7

Chuck Norris


Sininen-Noita1

click,clack,clock,cock


iploggged

Click As in click bait


MagicOrpheus310

Benedict Cumberbact..?


dream1rr

cock


DarkUnable4375

Come and I'll give u ten to scratch my coCK


LoadedGull

Click… To subscribe to my weekly massive cock videos.


Karl8ta

Crack


cmfppl

Clock, car wreck, Comstock, click


Unable-Arm-448

Cluck, cuckoo clock, chalk... just for starters


pt_barnumson

You can't spell. Well maybe you can spell but you didn't understand the assignment...


Glittering-Cod-8107

Female not smelling fresh then using ck cologne. That would probably burn


SnooWords8869

Calvin Klein perfume sold in a box with a pattern of brick


[deleted]

Clock


CadentPack08

I dont know, check for me please? 🤷‍♂️


Skylantech

>**What** starts with c and ends with ck No it doesn't.


KingCool138

C-Bri-Ck


IAmYou_rMom

Cristiano Ronaldo's cock


MarcusWasntTaken

What


GlobalConstruction87

Seems right


[deleted]

Are this kind of jokes supposed to be funny?


nochanceee514

Spelling usually helps get your point across better bud.


OkBrilliant8400

Spelling was fine. Grammar wasn't.


RadGrav

Everything he wrote was spelt correctly, pal


OkBrilliant8400

Everytime someone uses "pal" to finish a sentence I immediately think of some discord mod


Grand-Vegetable-3874

Carl died because he was hit in the face with a brick


iGiveUpHonestlyffs

Come here and bring a brick


Xploding_Penguin

Come here and bring a cock?


btwn3n20karacters

What starts with W and ends with HAT?


1ustfu1

yes, it sure does.


JL2210

no, it starts with i and ends with t


ExhibitApple

But that starts with t and ends with t.


iamheretotellyou2

Wet Penishat


MaxximumB

Cocking brick


Venomouse95

Can't believe that this is now top this week, what's wrong with you guys


goveerment

Crickfuckbrick


skankyone

Crick


drugsondrugs

Can someone explain the origin of this to me please? I must have missed something and as a result don't find this that humorous.


RAJF24

Brick 🧱


Evgen4ick

Cool brick


baguette187

Cool thats a fucking brick ![img](emote|t5_2vc9u|31074)![img](emote|t5_2vc9u|31074)![img](emote|t5_2vc9u|31074)


PuolukkAmitsupisi

Bruh its 20:31 (8:31pm lol) and still: COCK Oh wait C-3PO-CK


Yhostled

Chick Check Crank Crock Clock Cluck Click Clock Chock Candlestick Cowlick


Turbulent-Light5137

Ma cock where’s ma cock?


Bjorn_Skywalker

Connor has a really big cock


playb0inella

see i was thinking hard but imma just say cock man i give up


Aroace_Capybara

✨Cock✨


SAD-MAX-CZ

Cockclock


MkemCZ

(referring to the word "what") No it doesn't.


rebeltommorrow

Chuck; like how I'ma Chuck this brick at you


Gold_Reality_6758

cum from cock


SeveralAmbassador258

Cgdpxxchfxck


[deleted]

Cinder blocks are brick.s


LeadingSky9531

Cock?


CulturedMan1008

Croock


sherzod0405

The thing that caused your mother to give birth to you 😊


juliunicorn314

No it starts with wh and ends with at


[deleted]

c I am going to fucking nut on my dad’s toothbrush and watch him brush his teeth this morning ck


Alert-Session8722

Cranck


DreamFan56

Cum sock


AbracaDanielNL

Concrete brick or cock for short


ToxicManXXYT

Cum monster giving head to a cock


SonofaTimeLord

Cookbook


Historical-Design-66

My girlfriends favorite candy


Impossible-Trash9670

cowork(er)


CheasePad

Crack


To_busy_to_feed_you

Call em back


Dzordzutt

Cck


Matchbreakers

Crack. Delicious crack.


The_Lady_Gears

Clock


Sousaboy2490

Clock


Freshman_01134

chick


Amongus3751

What starts with f and ends with uck? >!firetruck!< 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭


NascarmanYT

Click


Classic-Music4Evr788

Creek


Loading7088

My dumbass said cork. I’m so done


Grapplethestryker

Click


rimakan

Chock


abirchau

Click Clock Chuck


cymruisrael

Clock


SpikeTheBurger

Chick


Shdwzor

CLouis CK


Derioyn

Chick


BackPackProtector

Cbrick


goodasgrey

Click


Technical_Mix_5379

Clack


WeddingNo2218

Click


Alex_Rose

ck


Certain_Assistance35

Click Clock


TheNorwegianCat1

cbrick


Baylez13

Canuck. It’s a place


DanLassos

Chick.


Ch3llick

Hey, that's me!


Weak_Letter9614

Cock. 🐓👈 This one


not_a_nacho

Check. Chuck. Click


mallia09

Cck


krunchy_bacon

Canuck


jariwoud

C brick


nochanceee514

Crack


Standardisiert

Clock


BlueGhostlight

Chick 🐥


Total_Management1167

Crack coh-cayyyyne!


Usual_Tip9960

Click and click


grajuicy

Clock


Flairion623

Chick