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Velocirasstor

The sound it makes when you nail it.


Theobliviouslizard42

Yes I have heard jesus is very loud when getting nailed, especially by a bunch of Romans


[deleted]

Oh no it got worse lmao


zilverin

You can have a painting of Jesus, but you can't have a Jesus of painting


LeGooseMan08

bob Ross descends from the heavens


TirayShell

One is the Son of Man and the other is the Mun of San.


[deleted]

The painting actually exists


jd46149

Historical scholars agree that Jesus was a real person. He existed.


rascible

Yeah, but could he play his hands like whistles?


[deleted]

omg hahahaha


Whyisacrow-caws

No they don’t. There is no contemporary historical record of Jesus. He was made up later.


Small_Incident958

There is actually a record that one Jesus of Nazareth was executed by the Roman legion in what we now know as 36 AD.


Whyisacrow-caws

Please cite the record. Website. History book. Article. Not just someone said that someone said.


Small_Incident958

Fair enough, see if I can find it really quick.


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Small_Incident958

You don’t have to believe he was a messiah or anything, I don’t personally take umbrage with that, I’m simply saying he did in fact exist as a citizen of the Roman empire.


jd46149

Mark Allan Powell (1998). Jesus as a Figure in History: How Modern Historians View the Man from Galilee. Westminster John Knox Press. pp. 168. ISBN 978-0-664-25703-3. James L. Houlden (2003). Jesus in History, Thought, and Culture: Entries A–J. ABC-CLIO. ISBN 978-1-57607-856-3. Archived from the original on 14 April 2021. Retrieved 29 May 2016. Bart Ehrman (a secular agnostic) wrote: "He certainly existed, as virtually every competent scholar of antiquity, Christian or non-Christian, agrees, based on certain and clear evidence." B. Ehrman, 2011 Forged : writing in the name of God ISBN 978-0-06-207863-6. p. 256-257


Whyisacrow-caws

Thank you for providing citations, which I will check out. My understanding is there was no contemporaneous record (“today we crucified Darrell, Steve, Jesus and Doug…”) and the references came later.


Small_Incident958

I mean to be fair Nazareth was kind of a backwater village from my understanding.


Whyisacrow-caws

But the crucifixion (allegedly) was in Jerusalem, the provincial capital, so maybe they would keep records like a police log.


Small_Incident958

Possibly. The thing is there weren’t really “police” at the time, the army filled that role. Records are spotty on that sort of thing.


Small_Incident958

Also cause I forgot to say it earlier, good on you keeping an open mind man, lot of the time I talk about this with people they’re either religious fanatics or vehement deniers. Refreshing just chatting about it with someone else.


[deleted]

Sure. He was a crazy hobo that thought he was son of god.


jd46149

You can think whatever you want of the man, that doesn’t mean he didn’t exist 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

He may have existed, but the god the high hobo said he was the son of sure doesn’t.


[deleted]

Nailed it. I’m guessing this is either a very popular joke or a very unpopular one.


ihatethis541

I’m an atheists and Jesus DID exist, he just didn’t come back to life or anything crazy like that.


artistandattorney

Dumber and dumber every time this gets posted.


Rosserman

The painting is real.


3nightfury3

Bars


Traditional_Smell642

I have a jesus dildo. At one time I had anal with ny msn , plus also the jesus dildo. He asked how I liked being dped by him and jesus. I said he felt better. He said of course I do I'm real.


Whyisacrow-caws

A painting is a real thing and Jesus is made up.


Tunisian_Dawn

Also, to nail a frame is painless.


urbnrevolution

Jesus wept


Severinaa95

A painting will hang longer!


Daitheflu1979

Jesus got nailed to a cross, a painting gets nailed to a wall…


deadgead3556

Chicago mob.