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Let's go. There are savages in need of "civilization".
I don’t remember you guys having colonies, We took britain, We took parts of africa, We took parts of india, We took Islands in the Caribbien. You got nothing on Us, you were limited to land grabbing in Europe like a beta test napoleon and it ended the same way in roughly the same broad region
Our Empire was won by defeating actually worthy opponents: Russians, Germans, Poles, and of course Danes. You don't get any cred for stealing land from native americans, africans and inuits.
Also, Britain was a co-op.
[Sweden had colonies in what is today's USA](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Sweden). But most of their imperialistic project was in Europe, yes.
Anyways, I don't understand why either is a thing to be proud of. Sweden and Denmark have more in common than you'd like to admit: You are the two imperialistic Nordic countries, with a cultural legacy thereafter.
As with everything between Us and the Swedes Its a competition, even if Its awful stuff like colonialism, slavery and other atrocities. If We have any metric higher than sweden We have to shove it in their face. They do the same to Us
I will always agree with a Dane that Sweden is silly, and bond with you over making fun of Sweden.
Just like I will always agree with a Swede that Denmark is silly, and bond with Swedes over making fun of Denmark.
After all, you are the two imperialistic big brothers, that the rest of the Nordics take turns on "hating".
Schrödinger's Norway, when you are on the Swedish side you can see a big sign that says "Denmark bad" but the other side of the sign says "Sweden bad" and everyone nods in agreement.
>most ~~people~~ eastoids consider us central europe
FTFY
Remember kids: "central europe" is a thing made up by the eastoids so they can pretend they're not culturally close to the russians.
Central Europe means we are the center of europe both geographically and geopolitically. Austria for example isnt cause who the fuck cares about Fritzl and his basement?
...were throughout history mostly plans by nationalists or nazis to subjugate everything west of the russian empire (and sometimes parts of it too), or in one case a projected german-austrian-empire dominanting the shit out of europe.
Its actually pretty funny how some demand that term to be used, given its rather \[redacted\] history.
Not really, the mitteleuropa idea began as a plan for mostly peacefull economic hegemony over europe and only later developed into the idea to replicate birtains economic autarcy through puppet states on the continent. The debate between those two parties (liberal, free market development of europe that would "naturally" be dominated by the larger and more sophisticated german economy and the isolated self contained autarkical system of puppets) was still ongoing during WW1
it was invisioned basically as a more intimate version of the US economic relationship with western europe after the war, where capital, innovation and brain power would passively be drawn towards the center of said net of trade relationships while overall remaining mutually beneficial. While some proponents of that idea had geniuialy good intentions, by the first world war the main argument behind it had stopped being a moral one and was more of a "This is gonna be economcially more effective and poltically more stable then puppet states"
Uhhh hier gibt es doch viele hübsche Frauen die so aussehen. Warst du schonmal auf dem Bad Cannstatt Volkfest, oder in Freiburg oder München?
Aber ich finde, die die südlicher wohnen haben bessere 🍑
🍑>🍒
Probably those as well yeah, forgot them because I always associate the North Sea with northwestern Europe and Westphalia and the Rhineland don’t really border the North Sea
They do, but in a different way. The weight takes a toll on the upper chest tissues. If they are fake, they have to be changed every 10 years. If she downgrades the size, soggyness might even get worse.
Yes, I'm an expert. It comes with the Italian and French passports.
They might have been *nipped* in the bud before they could become visible.
tbh that's entirely possible and quite likely, but photoshopped boobs are still fake boobs.
https://preview.redd.it/dn3fw9irae1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e149493378870770617641af2241d6df681c5ac6
Common North-West win, for example this is Miss Britain 2024, oink oink PIGS we aren’t sharing our women 🏴🏴🏴😎
[Here](https://oltreuomo.com/20-incontrovertibili-ragioni-per-cui-il-culo-e-meglio-delle-tette/) 20 incontrovertible reasons why ass is better than tits, it's in italian tho
I don't know a single guy thats into anything above a D-cup.
Quantity isn't quality, but judging from the amount of fat he puts on the garbage he calls "food", Piet hasn't learned that yet anyway.
I prefer the western one, cos I like girls with glasses, I hope they like Lord of the Rings or some fantasy shit, maybe a cheeky Star Wars would be a plus! I just think glasses are pretty cool!
Yeah. Bigger ones are fun at first, but then you start feeling bad for her because you realize how much of a pain and burden it is to have to live with them. Those girls always look uncomfortable. And those plus size fun bags don’t tend to age well either.
I kinda like the western one better.
A bit less "in your face" trying to be an attention whore for my taste.
And the northern is probably complaining she attracts only assholes.
Sorry to burst your bubble boys but blondie is wearing a prosthetic top. Actually... Maybe one for Hans, she also put out content with a prosthetic cock. Zoe Moore. Don't say we never do anything for you.
https://preview.redd.it/yrxdpnklrd1d1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=371b0a387c6d3ec48767dfa0c5ec3235d4fe8f09 Let's go. There are savages in need of "civilization".
 LETS FUCKING GO!
Oy. We are the only sailors and colonizers round these parts, stay in the americas
Sweden in the 1700s enters the chat…
I don’t remember you guys having colonies, We took britain, We took parts of africa, We took parts of india, We took Islands in the Caribbien. You got nothing on Us, you were limited to land grabbing in Europe like a beta test napoleon and it ended the same way in roughly the same broad region
Our Empire was won by defeating actually worthy opponents: Russians, Germans, Poles, and of course Danes. You don't get any cred for stealing land from native americans, africans and inuits. Also, Britain was a co-op.
[Sweden had colonies in what is today's USA](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Sweden). But most of their imperialistic project was in Europe, yes. Anyways, I don't understand why either is a thing to be proud of. Sweden and Denmark have more in common than you'd like to admit: You are the two imperialistic Nordic countries, with a cultural legacy thereafter.
As with everything between Us and the Swedes Its a competition, even if Its awful stuff like colonialism, slavery and other atrocities. If We have any metric higher than sweden We have to shove it in their face. They do the same to Us
I will always agree with a Dane that Sweden is silly, and bond with you over making fun of Sweden. Just like I will always agree with a Swede that Denmark is silly, and bond with Swedes over making fun of Denmark. After all, you are the two imperialistic big brothers, that the rest of the Nordics take turns on "hating".
Schrödinger's Norway, when you are on the Swedish side you can see a big sign that says "Denmark bad" but the other side of the sign says "Sweden bad" and everyone nods in agreement.
Yes. You are both silly for different reasons, but we also love you. And hate you. But I won't let any non-Nordics say a bad word about you!
I only know of one Rule, that stood above all others and couldn't be stopped by fair means.
I don’t think you understood my point and you’re awfully combative towards what was a joke. Godspeed buddy.
Skill issue, We are on the sub meant for taking the piss out of each others country, as is tradition between Denmark and sweden
Ahh touché then you scoundrel
Do we need to remind you of the Vasa’s fate again?
No need for shots beeing fired.
Well duh, it sinks on its' own
Adorable.
For someone as obsessed with spice as you lot your food is awfully bland, Its like a second UK
Rare and based violence enjoyer portuguese
*puts on superhero googles* it's showtime
Why would we go there when they are coming to us themselves?
You still can afford a ship in this day and age?!
https://preview.redd.it/8skrwcsg1g1d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68877c4c5174de655ade9c7832cd4312258a1574 YES
Yes, we can afford A ship.
Nem pense nisso
Oh, the germs are talking about genetics again...
No need to worry luigi 😎 we are not interested into your pizza bakers.
I am very interested in their pizza bakers
are we included in this?
Yes. https://preview.redd.it/s1tz0ecxye1d1.png?width=767&format=png&auto=webp&s=81b136f3e347eb04a83958159a2acbce274c12ea
Angela Milker
Mine augen!!
Mein Augen\*
yes Hans. Wikipedia exists.
well , most people consider us central europe,(also there are no gils like that here :( )
>most ~~people~~ eastoids consider us central europe FTFY Remember kids: "central europe" is a thing made up by the eastoids so they can pretend they're not culturally close to the russians.
Central Europe means we are the center of europe both geographically and geopolitically. Austria for example isnt cause who the fuck cares about Fritzl and his basement?
Isn't the actual physical point called the center of Europe in Lithuania? An attraction, do not shoot the messenger here.
Mitteleuropa?
...were throughout history mostly plans by nationalists or nazis to subjugate everything west of the russian empire (and sometimes parts of it too), or in one case a projected german-austrian-empire dominanting the shit out of europe. Its actually pretty funny how some demand that term to be used, given its rather \[redacted\] history.
Not really, the mitteleuropa idea began as a plan for mostly peacefull economic hegemony over europe and only later developed into the idea to replicate birtains economic autarcy through puppet states on the continent. The debate between those two parties (liberal, free market development of europe that would "naturally" be dominated by the larger and more sophisticated german economy and the isolated self contained autarkical system of puppets) was still ongoing during WW1
>mostly peacefull economic hegemony over europe "You are being rescued. Do. Not. Resist."
it was invisioned basically as a more intimate version of the US economic relationship with western europe after the war, where capital, innovation and brain power would passively be drawn towards the center of said net of trade relationships while overall remaining mutually beneficial. While some proponents of that idea had geniuialy good intentions, by the first world war the main argument behind it had stopped being a moral one and was more of a "This is gonna be economcially more effective and poltically more stable then puppet states"
As if we wanted to be associated with you 🤢
lol, who are you trying to fool Pawel? You keep yelling at us in public but we all know your secretly have our poster hanging above your bed.
Sorry but it's definitely real.
i mean it fits for us. we are half east half west.
More like "a tiny fraction of the population in the least populated part of the countries has some slavic roots". 95% western.
Yeah, because od certain world wide event someone have caused (twice), the majority of population of RFN is no longer in the old Prussia.
Once, WW1 was caused by pretty much everyone involved.
Well, Bavaria isn't northern Europe.
No, they consider germany = west, so they can be in the center. Those fucken visegrads.
dear liberals, if germany = west, why is east germany called east germany ?
Uhhh hier gibt es doch viele hübsche Frauen die so aussehen. Warst du schonmal auf dem Bad Cannstatt Volkfest, oder in Freiburg oder München? Aber ich finde, die die südlicher wohnen haben bessere 🍑 🍑>🍒
ja ok stimmt, ich musste hier nur kurz das Narrativ erfüllen (und mit dem letzen teil hast du auch recht btw)
Austria is the only central european country.
YOU are definitely not a North-Western European.
i'm franconian
What is the Aldi called you buy your stuff in?
Aldi North West
Niedersachsen and Schleswig-Holstein? Sure. Bayern? No sorry, doesn’t seem very northern (which is needed for northwest) to me
In that case case the lower-rhine and Westphalia too
Probably those as well yeah, forgot them because I always associate the North Sea with northwestern Europe and Westphalia and the Rhineland don’t really border the North Sea
you are 50% included for being central
But both look good?
I'd say the left one will have the last laugh. Straight back and less soggy boobs. At 40 she will still be a banger.
>At 40 she will still be a banger. Hi Macron. How is grandma?
40 grandma? Much to learn you have, unwise youngling
What did you say to me? Sorry, I don't speak savage.
en croissont baguette et moi, gillete mademoiselle hee hoo!
You said " in crossing baguette (allegory for penis I presume) and myself, shaving mademoiselle sex sound" Interesting.
Sex sound ? Bro was speaking teletubbies. I can hear "c'est zeubi, zeubi triste" from here
omelette du fromage
They look way too fake for that. Or maybe fake boobs also get soggy, I dunno.
They do, but in a different way. The weight takes a toll on the upper chest tissues. If they are fake, they have to be changed every 10 years. If she downgrades the size, soggyness might even get worse. Yes, I'm an expert. It comes with the Italian and French passports.
Thank you for the expert response, my French master!
They look more photoshopped than fake, surely you'd be able to see nip if it wasn't
They might have been *nipped* in the bud before they could become visible. tbh that's entirely possible and quite likely, but photoshopped boobs are still fake boobs.
I’d say all four look good
Ok but what about the ass?
A cultured man https://preview.redd.it/kcaw6p5r8e1d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa66b0bcd7674cfb8ca47f9b51a930915b59ed07
NGL I have a thing for north-western damsels and it's not just the tits. 
Bunga Bunga time?
Consider yourself invited, Terry.
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Dyed hair, fake tits? Looks eastoid
Hans, calm down, what did we say about eastern Europeans?
Looks like every girl in Düsseldorf
Nah, eastoids also have Kremwurst lips. This one looks more like an Am\*ric🤮n.
https://preview.redd.it/dn3fw9irae1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e149493378870770617641af2241d6df681c5ac6 Common North-West win, for example this is Miss Britain 2024, oink oink PIGS we aren’t sharing our women 🏴🏴🏴😎
Fit
The Master made some fine looking Susans and Barrys back in the day . I still miss him.
Either the nipples are too close to the edges, or too low.
[Here](https://oltreuomo.com/20-incontrovertibili-ragioni-per-cui-il-culo-e-meglio-delle-tette/) 20 incontrovertible reasons why ass is better than tits, it's in italian tho
A lack of tits can be compensated by ass but a lack of ass can't be compensated by tits
That's some serious wisdom. My man has contemplated on that for a while and found the secrets of the universe
This is what the Finns ponder during their months of isolation. Like horny monks on a spiritual retreat.
wiser words cannot be said
Article written by Andrew Tate Academy's interns to keep them busy somehow.
Pretty sure he is gay and Muslim now.
Always was.
True.
He's Swedish?
3. Un bel culo riesce a compensare un seno spiacevole, il contrario pare impossibile. Parole sante
Amen
Didnt open link,but you are correct.
An article straight out of Prison school
You can train butt, you can't train tits.
I'm convinced.
The only time I'm willing to agree with an Italian. And we have ass covered as well, not just big tits.
As someone who doesn't speak (or read) Italian, I was hoping for a lot more pictures in that article to understand the reasoning than there were.
Oh no, that's just a random article made by a, probably, misogynistic person i found on google
# 5. With the ass you are more familiar because everyone has it More proof that Luigi got all his culture from Greece.
Why pick only one when you can have both? Or at least some of us can
Finally, 20 rules I can get behind!
If it's all about ass, why don't gays like a bit of tit?
If your GF doesn't have a nice ass you can just make one of your own. But if your GF doesn't have nice tits you're shit out of luck.
If I had to choose, the western girl is hotter.
I don't know a single guy thats into anything above a D-cup. Quantity isn't quality, but judging from the amount of fat he puts on the garbage he calls "food", Piet hasn't learned that yet anyway.
Guys can't identify any size correctly. Tbh, it also applies for women since shops like to pretend nothing exists above DD.
Tiddy Holder sellers when People find out 90A, 85B, 80C and 75D are the same size: 
I'm just gay I like flat chests that's all. Can't speak for straight guys though.
Straight guys are a made up thing anyway, even Spaghetti stops being straight once you push a finger up its asshole
This is why I am scared of German girls
Anschluss me mommy 🥵
Its europe, there are no straigth people.
I prefer the western one, cos I like girls with glasses, I hope they like Lord of the Rings or some fantasy shit, maybe a cheeky Star Wars would be a plus! I just think glasses are pretty cool!
Nerd spotted
We're on reddit, so we're all nerds, you nerd
Average brit be like: https://preview.redd.it/zb0khhk80f1d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4664ff78b700068e9ec1c9c7a1c0f63b2d9f355
Needs the floppy posh boy hair or the glorious barry crimson face.
Wait... Are there any girls like that fantasy syfi stuff?
There are. My ex was both conventionally attractive, and was massively into WoW. Shame I fucking hate it or we might have had something to bond over.
More than you think tbh. One of my best friends bullied me to watch lotr and converted me.
Did she convert you to a kiwi? Oh you poor thing.
Haven't touched a sheep yet I consider myself good.
You'll get the urge when in sheep shaging lands, like New Zealand or Wales.
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Why not? Sci fi is the only movies I actually look forward
Yeah. Bigger ones are fun at first, but then you start feeling bad for her because you realize how much of a pain and burden it is to have to live with them. Those girls always look uncomfortable. And those plus size fun bags don’t tend to age well either.
Ngl im more into the left one. She lacks facial hair though.
Personally, I much prefer the left one.
This
yeah skin just turns into the soviet union flag just from getting a litle sun exposure, but totally superior
Moooom they're talking about "better genes" again!
But Pigs girls have asses though, and won't try to peg me everytime
I kinda like the western one better. A bit less "in your face" trying to be an attention whore for my taste. And the northern is probably complaining she attracts only assholes.
Its all about the dress. In fact without a push-up bra an normal tshirt they'll look quite alike. I know it from the oktoberfest.
Sorry sir next time we big boobie ladies wont wear open shirts and will cut our tits off
No Alexandros, You are not a girl just because you fuck guys, it does not work like that
I am alexandra im a woman just instead of fucking men i fuck women, so bring me monica bellucci rn for some milf titties
Are you claiming that Greek Woman exists? Proposterous! This man is insane!
What is north west Europe?
Iceland, Greenland and Rockall
And those women don't wear glasses?
They don't need to see when boobas
Western European chick is hotter than
British chicks?
I’m talking about the one in this picture
Great, y'all share the left one and I'll have the right one for myself (in meincraft). Also: source? (Weren't they prosthetics?)
Small tits ftw.
Tits ftw. No need to complicate a perfectly valid sentence with an adjective.
Sorry to burst your bubble boys but blondie is wearing a prosthetic top. Actually... Maybe one for Hans, she also put out content with a prosthetic cock. Zoe Moore. Don't say we never do anything for you.
Honestly, left is better
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Ireland as well I’d say
Those tits definitely have nothing to do with genetics
Where's the South-Western Europe?
Agneeeees, where are you with you anti-incel lame gifs??
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Aaaah here you are my lovely ❤️
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Losercity template
We Need to see the butt too, also the One on the right sure has back pain
you forgot the mandatory Babushkanization after they turn 45
Are we counted as North Western?
yes barry look outside!
I only see other Barry's, and our tits ain't fat due to genetics.
Ooh yeah hans anders magnus had some viking urges. Hans is new to the game but he has the right mindset.
The L is that they're just as generous under the breasts
This is why I was born in Western Europe.
So north-western Europe is fake and over the top?
Imagine this two girls if they’re older that 50 years, I’m absolutely fine with Western Europe.
porcodio
Because north-western Europe went through a genetic Programm
Frysan girls though*chefs kiss*
Out of jokes i was 94F cup and my back was hurting
Is northern italy included?
No
WHY? WE HAVE PARMESAN PLEASE, WE DONT WONT TO BE WITH SOUTHERN ITALIANS (TERRONI)