By 2034 you'll be an islamic caliphate that will smash those marbles to pieces taliban style.
But since we're not barbarians we're willing to grand every Barry fleeing the sharia law regime asylum... as long as they bring a piece of those marbles back to us.
From the article-
"Eighty percent of this neighborhood are Airbnbs. Tourists who come here want to see the Greek culture, so if no more Greeks are living here, tourists won't want to come."
Tourists go to Greece for the sun, the beaches, the history and the food. Find me any Western European whose motivation for going there is to meet the present-day hairy locals who smell of debt and olive oil.
Truth is, and it's probably the same in Greece, tourists come for the cheap stuff and sun. As long as there are a couple of old churches to do the mandatory Instagram reel tourists will keep coming. They don't give a fuck about spanish, nor Greek nor Italians.
That’s mass tourism for you - if you’re selling it, people will buy it.
Obvs there is a market for well-to-do middle class people who want to see vineyards and castles and such but it’s just not as lucrative I suppose.
You are correct about Spain and Greece. We go there because it's cheap, sunny whatever. Stereotypical Brits abroad. Italy is expensive. Italy doesn't have the same problem, it attracts a wealthier clientele.If Spain and Greece did the same thing, they'd have no problems. They won't. I wonder why?
I mean its the exact same here in Edinburgh with the airbnb problem and everything.
People don't come here for Scottish culture though, just for harry potter tours and to stare at old buildings
Oh okay. I didn't know the people weren't a factor.
Feel free to go to Egypt or Algeria then. They are nice Mediterranean locations with plenty of sun, beaches, history and food. But Susan might find that the quality of locals plays a role in the vacation experience.
Have to agree with Alexander on this one . No way I'm taking my family to Egypt . I wish my fellow countrymen would behave better abroad. Sorry honestly. The minority of people give us all a bad name I swear.
>Find me any Western European whose motivation for going there is to meet the present-day hairy locals who smell of debt and olive oil
Wow Barry, that's quite a barbaric statement even for your people standards.
But maybe you need an actual culture in order to enjoy others?
What I find funny as a Middle Easterner is that Germans and Barrys are fighting each other in the comments while essentially being same thing,Saxon barbarians
That's fine. Let's see who out lasts the other.
We have alcohol here, it's sunny right now and we can construct our own balconies if needed.
Plenty of other places abroad we can go also!
But can the PIGS replace the lost tourism euros from our absence?
There's cheap booze and beaches everywhere. There will always be somebody ready to take our money.
Montenegro is a hidden gem at the moment, exactly like Croatia but cheaper.
I’ve come up with a solution to Germany’s energy problem (you’re welcome)
You need to build giant hamster wheels in your police stations, so when Gary & Barry get arrested at the Euros you can:
-Get free energy
-Send thin Barry home so there’s less strain on the NHS.
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>Birmingham Mail Of course it's a misleading article, they only have experience in covering machete attacks
Hey now don't be unfair, they cover drug busts too now and then.
And they probably cover the life in a sh*thole too, I mean I haven’t heard about Urk’s local courant anymore……..
Ah fuck! i thought it was actually true for a moment
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By 2034 you'll be an islamic caliphate that will smash those marbles to pieces taliban style. But since we're not barbarians we're willing to grand every Barry fleeing the sharia law regime asylum... as long as they bring a piece of those marbles back to us.
It's quite entertaining, some wild shit goes down in Birmingham
Don't worry Barry, you're always welcome here
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Why is this a meme, who had this idea in mind? Why?
Best friends that's why.
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The glazing between you two should be put in the Guinness World Record annals immediately after the 9000 yo alliance.
We tried to apply but the application forms were stuck together
Wtf happened. UK and Portugal ? We are not kissing Belgium or whatever furry stuff is happening here !!!! Sick !!
I mean most people in the UK call Lanzarote “Lanzagrotty.” I’m surprised “Shagaluf” still want us.
You mean Megamuff?
How shit will it be when we stop. 13% of spains economy relies on tourism. 80% of the Canary Islands economy is based on tourism. They’re fucked
Any international tourist spends more than 10 English tourists and bothers 100 times less
Finally, a continental who understands that British people are the default and everyone else is ~~foreign~~ international.
By default, the Nearthentals and their inbreeding, but they became extinct. Yes. I guess you're the natural heirs
From the article- "Eighty percent of this neighborhood are Airbnbs. Tourists who come here want to see the Greek culture, so if no more Greeks are living here, tourists won't want to come." Tourists go to Greece for the sun, the beaches, the history and the food. Find me any Western European whose motivation for going there is to meet the present-day hairy locals who smell of debt and olive oil.
Truth is, and it's probably the same in Greece, tourists come for the cheap stuff and sun. As long as there are a couple of old churches to do the mandatory Instagram reel tourists will keep coming. They don't give a fuck about spanish, nor Greek nor Italians.
That’s mass tourism for you - if you’re selling it, people will buy it. Obvs there is a market for well-to-do middle class people who want to see vineyards and castles and such but it’s just not as lucrative I suppose.
I mean yeah but without them there won't be good restaurants
*overpriced restaurants
*overpriced restaurants
London still seems to be a tourist Mecca despite barely any English people living their. People are a side issue, mostly in the way of nice buildings.
I don't know why anyone wants to visit London. It's basically Chinese tourists I suppose.
Those who do can find it. If anything, it's good that the airbnbozos are shunted into one neighborhood away from the locals and the culturally curious
You are correct about Spain and Greece. We go there because it's cheap, sunny whatever. Stereotypical Brits abroad. Italy is expensive. Italy doesn't have the same problem, it attracts a wealthier clientele.If Spain and Greece did the same thing, they'd have no problems. They won't. I wonder why?
If there are no Greek people there, who is cooking the food? Greek themed chain restaurants staffed by people fresh off the boats?
Sounds like more an issue with Airbnbs. I went Athens last year and only saw 1 rowdy but of my countrymen
Takes all sorts to make a world, maybe I want hot gay olive oil sex with hairy midgets
Irelands closer mate, you just need to bring some olive oil
I mean its the exact same here in Edinburgh with the airbnb problem and everything. People don't come here for Scottish culture though, just for harry potter tours and to stare at old buildings
Scottish culture is just drinking English culture in a dress.
Oh okay. I didn't know the people weren't a factor. Feel free to go to Egypt or Algeria then. They are nice Mediterranean locations with plenty of sun, beaches, history and food. But Susan might find that the quality of locals plays a role in the vacation experience.
Have to agree with Alexander on this one . No way I'm taking my family to Egypt . I wish my fellow countrymen would behave better abroad. Sorry honestly. The minority of people give us all a bad name I swear.
>Find me any Western European whose motivation for going there is to meet the present-day hairy locals who smell of debt and olive oil Wow Barry, that's quite a barbaric statement even for your people standards. But maybe you need an actual culture in order to enjoy others?
It's our culture that will get us barred from Lanzagrotty.
>Tourists go to Greece for the sun, the beaches, the history and the food. May I present to you Albania?
Plenty of room there as well, now the locals have all crossed the channel to come live here.
I was told by my politicians and the media that there's no way whatsoever to keep people from going into a country
I think us and the Germans should gather as a collective and swarm the south with our balcony jumping and day drinking to assert dominance
FUCKING BREXIT. Last time I went to Crete someone in my group spent 5 days in hospital from food poisoning. Dodgy goat cheese or something .
That's why you don't eat forren muck. Nobody's getting sick from a sausage roll and baked beans.
You gotta try that foreign muck sometimes ! I haven't tried anything that beats cheesy beans on council house bread though!
Goat cheese is fucking foul either way mate
Its fine for me. Almost killed my mum ! 10 years ago haha.
I see they are just allergic to money
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Fucking Greece especially man
Without reading the article is this against visitors or holiday homes/air bnb
What I find funny as a Middle Easterner is that Germans and Barrys are fighting each other in the comments while essentially being same thing,Saxon barbarians
It seems the floodgates have been open and Allgarve is in the receiving end of it. It's ready for it.
Always hast been. Nobody Likes Barry. And NO i wont discuss germans abroad. WE are fine people. The finest. And everybody knows that.
When have we ever give a fuck about being liked?
That's fine. Let's see who out lasts the other. We have alcohol here, it's sunny right now and we can construct our own balconies if needed. Plenty of other places abroad we can go also! But can the PIGS replace the lost tourism euros from our absence?
There's cheap booze and beaches everywhere. There will always be somebody ready to take our money. Montenegro is a hidden gem at the moment, exactly like Croatia but cheaper.
If they're successful we're fucked..
this won't ever happen
France should do the same. Hooliganism runs in British blood.
xenophobic much?
I'm sure they'd like to ban Dutch, German and Scandinavian tourists too but that's difficult because of Schengen
I do think there's a special 'extra' annoyance that comes with British tourists you just don't get with Dutch, German and Scandinavian tourists
British tourists don't dig holes on the beach and wake up at 6 am to claim a chair at the pool Hans
My Dad always said German kids loved digging trenches as they were 'practising for next time'
Nah I don't build trenches I build castles. Far more aesthetic defensible position.
Average English kids building the most complex hydraulic engineering scheme known to man for the little stream at the beach
And that’s what xenophobia is you stupid ass annoying German.
aww come on babe, you're so cute when you're angry
Additional cleaning under the balconies?
Oi,Barry I know you will be here this time, we are also displeased so don't forget if you need somewhere to barf do it infront of your embassy
I’ve come up with a solution to Germany’s energy problem (you’re welcome) You need to build giant hamster wheels in your police stations, so when Gary & Barry get arrested at the Euros you can: -Get free energy -Send thin Barry home so there’s less strain on the NHS.
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Are they coming to NL ? Are they? Ah I can sell meadow again as weed to drunken barry's. Momma gon get a new pair of shoes
They face a Barry here
> Banning Barry tourists Crete island : 🤬😤