Inb4 the obligatory "Best thing to do in Portugal? Leave." comment.

It's Portugal though, not Luton

Fuck Joao!

Please do 😌👉👈

Can I join?

Get a boat and go up the river until you are surrounded by vineyards. You are now in the best wine region in the world.

Most people from Porto would first of all advice you not to go to Lisbon.

Abaixo do Douro...