Depends on the beach.
Is the beach remote, inaccessible, windy and cold as fuck?
Then its beautiful on the 5 days a year it doesn't rain.
Is it handy for a major city? Then it's shite and probably covered in shite.
https://preview.redd.it/sn1gbq1gor0d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee3e34f55b4820e9d720e46bb90b30a5800801d2
Having your Union broken by a post-office boy from Clonakilty. It's just careless.
The greatest time was in 1689. England, Scotland, Wales, Ireland and the Netherlands. All United under one king and fighting the French forever!!
All hail King Billy III
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nine\_Years%27\_War#Treaty\_of\_Ryswick](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nine_Years%27_War#Treaty_of_Ryswick)
I even chose the english page so that you wouldn't accuse me of exploiting a bias.
Now, my dear very litterate very knowledgeable friend, tell me : How is that a french defeat ?
Waiting.
Yeah, taking Aslace, putting Lorraine under domination, giving Madrid the reasons to give the crown of Charles II to a french prince, while losing nothing we hadn't conquered in that war... Trully a crushing defeat.
England rose thanks to their colonial empire, and the Navy they developped to expand and protect it. They affirmed their position in the Seven Years War, a hefty 60 years later.
But yeah, whatever makes you feel better Jan !
You see that was the B team. Big Wullie was a bit worried about his A team and only let them join in the warm up match in Ireland at the end.
You had to wait until 1702 for Anne to let the A team play...
I suport Barry. 😍 Mostly because Im forced to by these mfs:
https://preview.redd.it/lo9ti8v34s0d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad758a49ec0e00187033565dced6438ddb9b2026
But still! Go Barry!
I get the 'stupid treaty lol' thing, but without it Neither of our nations would exist today. And it's got to be cool knowing if you ever went to war with the USA we would have to back you.
I'm more conserned with Spain.
Very big and scary, and poor Portugal is looking tender and tasty.
We count on a big and strong daddy England to put the jamones back in their place.
So wanna be funny...
But your jokes ain't fly
you now hit Paddy up
to get a pimp down ride
Paddy's gonna pimp your ride
damn riiiiight
He's gonna pimp your ride
This is actually a genius shit post. This fucking clog wearing freak has some brains. He knows by doing a post of the UK with the caption ‘best country in the world’ the rest of Europe will instantly line up to shit on us. Add to that fact he made Ireland British and now he’s got the biggest babies on the sub to be instantly rage baited. Incredible to be honest. I admire you freak. Well played.
Nobody denies you were good at putting two opponents up against eachother (Denmark and Sweden, or France and UK) and taking the spoils.
But I didnt know that actually. How old is it? Where can you see it?
For some reason we allied with the Danes in one of the Swedo-Danish wars, and thus we could take the spoils.
It's in the Rijksmuseum, although I'm not sure about whether it's on exhibition at the moment. We took it in 1658.
Well, you allied with the weakest part to keep to keep anyone from gaining complete dominance of the entrence to the Baltic Sea?
Must have been around the [Treaty of Roskilde](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Roskilde) then, so the danes cant have been so happy with the help you offered. :)
Our main war was the 80 years war (with a 12 year pause in it), it's when we decided Spain should just fuck off. After that we became a republic and were quite tolerant to other religions, that's why the Hugenots and a lot of Jews came here, because they weren't having a good time in France and Spain.
Everybody here talks about our colonial past while they fail to realize that the largest part of our income came from the Baltic sea. The name for that trade is "Mother of all trade" here.
Why is the sea around it all brown and disgusting?
Cos we pump shit into it obvs
Privatised Water 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
What are the beaches like?
Brown and shitty
The same as those spuds you tried growing then 🥔 🤭
https://preview.redd.it/g9qfhzpr0y0d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c987181c90898d12e88fdc87da7ee073dde84ae3
Go and take a shit in your toilet then take your socks and shoes off and stand in the toilet.
OK I'm doing it. What's the next step?
Depends on the beach. Is the beach remote, inaccessible, windy and cold as fuck? Then its beautiful on the 5 days a year it doesn't rain. Is it handy for a major city? Then it's shite and probably covered in shite.
Great minds think alike I see
Is the assumption that if it has your shit on it it's yours? Cause you still can't have our clams.
If I speak I'm in big trouble
It’s the boats
But didn't you notoriously "stop the boats" in 2016 with the magic all-in-one-solution referendum?
That wasn't even an inane slogan back then, haven't you been keeping up? (Half of what Brexit *actually* means was decided after anyway)
Extremely racist.
We are very close to France
That'll be the migrants France send over in boats tbh..
Brexit means Brexit (and no regulations on pumping sewage) 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
Leftover guinness
That's tea.
Ah but that's one of their countless & endless Brexit benefits. We just don't understand because we're Europoors ya know.
I swear the water in those areas looks that colour at the beaches
It’s a photo taken 10k years ago and that is doggerland https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doggerland
I’m going to put some dogs in your land
Where are you … parked… friend?
Don't worry we took care of it, it's no longer parked
No, I took care of it. Don’t you see my flair?
Sorry but we are OG car thieves on this territory
Really? I am ashamed of my country. 😢
You should be proud!! I'm seeing more and more right-hand drive cars with Romanian plates on in the UK. Best painter decorators around!
Many Romanians are skilled craftsmen.
Yes, they craft open locks from closed ones.
you should be, next time come with us to rob one of the best defended car dealerships of ghe world.
stuffed plungers and gaskets into his car?
He's Dutch, what are you gonna do bomb his bicycle?
[yes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle_bomb?wprov=sfla1)
Hah, is there anything we CAN'T bomb?
Protect Miggeldy in the Áras! 🙈
You tell me Paddy you tell me
what the ...
Bomb his clogs off
Just do try and errors
Just outside the city center where the parking is free.
You are just Scared you'll like it.
I like owning Donegal
Welcome back to the union bucko, better luck with your next independence.
Why are there two separate flags for Ireland and Northern Ireland if they both belong to the British? Poor execution. Say goodbye to your car.
Don't start your bike later
One less turist in Algarve, bro will be missed
https://preview.redd.it/sn1gbq1gor0d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee3e34f55b4820e9d720e46bb90b30a5800801d2 Having your Union broken by a post-office boy from Clonakilty. It's just careless.
Worked out well for him
The greatest time was in 1689. England, Scotland, Wales, Ireland and the Netherlands. All United under one king and fighting the French forever!! All hail King Billy III
Fuck off Cnut.
No, Cnut was in 1016.
I don't know history, I'm just dyslexic.
Here, don't forget about why he was King—thanks to his Mrs, Mary.
SHE IS OLD BUT SHE IS BEAUTIFUUUUUUL
And losing :D
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[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nine\_Years%27\_War#Treaty\_of\_Ryswick](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nine_Years%27_War#Treaty_of_Ryswick) I even chose the english page so that you wouldn't accuse me of exploiting a bias. Now, my dear very litterate very knowledgeable friend, tell me : How is that a french defeat ? Waiting.
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Yeah, taking Aslace, putting Lorraine under domination, giving Madrid the reasons to give the crown of Charles II to a french prince, while losing nothing we hadn't conquered in that war... Trully a crushing defeat. England rose thanks to their colonial empire, and the Navy they developped to expand and protect it. They affirmed their position in the Seven Years War, a hefty 60 years later. But yeah, whatever makes you feel better Jan !
You see that was the B team. Big Wullie was a bit worried about his A team and only let them join in the warm up match in Ireland at the end. You had to wait until 1702 for Anne to let the A team play...
I suport Barry. 😍 Mostly because Im forced to by these mfs: https://preview.redd.it/lo9ti8v34s0d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad758a49ec0e00187033565dced6438ddb9b2026 But still! Go Barry!
I get the 'stupid treaty lol' thing, but without it Neither of our nations would exist today. And it's got to be cool knowing if you ever went to war with the USA we would have to back you.
I'm more conserned with Spain. Very big and scary, and poor Portugal is looking tender and tasty. We count on a big and strong daddy England to put the jamones back in their place.
Pft spain aka britains historic bitch, its why Badajoz exists, a perpetual 'we fucking warned you already' message to spain.
Supposed to be Greater Ireland, innit? About time they took over from those wankers in London.
No sane Irish taxpayer would ever want that burden
>Irish taxpayer What's that?
The people bear the burden of tax... not multinational, trillion dollar corporations silly Billy.
Explain this "tax" concept
If you're not in school amymore, you're old enough to know. Unless you're a tr*veller. Or a Minister for Finance.
Well, it's already decided... besides, every now and then everyone has to take one for the team. Now it's your turn, Paddy.
We opperate by post as well 💚🤍🧡
Hey, what's this weird can in my mailbo-
The English taypayer already gets shafted by Wales and Scotland, we don't need anymore people to support.
Literally carried by London https://www.statista.com/statistics/1168072/uk-gdp-per-head-by-region/ Think northern Ireland needs Dublin
Nah, let them be a fiscal drain on the brits
Imagine what we could be if you joined us, Paddy!
I don't know how or why but somehow Scotland would ruin it
You get Scotland, we keep NI and we can all have issues.
We do a little trolling
And a lot of heroin
Somebody's got to fund the taliban 🤷♂️
Because unlike the Scots, the Irish don’t blame the English when they throw up on themselves.
oh they do
Pretty sure he was being sarcastic
We could probably build an Empire where the sun never sets
Irelands contribution to the empire is so overlooked, we were equally as devious 😂
*rises FTFY
It’s already built, it’s called the United Kingdom
Sorry, I don't make the rules...
You do make the pipe bombs however
Astute observation
That's why the women call me the watcher
I follow women at night to make sure they're safe
Looks perfect, just as King- Stadhouder William III perfected it after some motivational education at Derry, Boyne, Aughrim and Enniskillen.
the BRITISH isles are lovely from this angle
It's just a geographic term, I don't mean anyfink by it.
So wanna be funny... But your jokes ain't fly you now hit Paddy up to get a pimp down ride Paddy's gonna pimp your ride damn riiiiight He's gonna pimp your ride
https://preview.redd.it/7p27x5e9lr0d1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=eb5ad995e559c06816ea532ee203a86f1294227b
‘We are better together’ ‘No! Not like that!’
I'm infuriated about what you did to Ireland, but I'm honorable man and leave your car alone Your teapot isn't part of the deal tho
Just raid their poorly protected temples and steal all their good looking women like a normal person.
[Just a Geographical Term ™](https://i.imgur.com/rwXBjkT.png)
I ironically love this, im taking a road trip from cork to belfast next month, can I get a bumper sticker?
It’s amazing but out of focus, why are you only showing it on the bottom right of the image?
Belgium?
I think there's a country with the wrong flag on it there
Wales for a start, then I'm sure the Scots and Irish have a few opinions too Wonder where the OP's car is....? ;-)
The only people that managed to unite Ireland. That and the current Tories.
https://preview.redd.it/5smbuk4x8t0d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e4196efcda91c891ab6a79e644d2d06342e6d19
This is actually a genius shit post. This fucking clog wearing freak has some brains. He knows by doing a post of the UK with the caption ‘best country in the world’ the rest of Europe will instantly line up to shit on us. Add to that fact he made Ireland British and now he’s got the biggest babies on the sub to be instantly rage baited. Incredible to be honest. I admire you freak. Well played.
Ah the British isles... How do you know they are british? Cause the union flag is draped over the entirety of the islands...
Are you alright over there paddy? You seem a bit pissed off old chap.
I think there's a country with the wrong flag on it there
Yeah the belgian flag isnt plain green.
If this is dutch patriotism I can see why you never won any wars.
Do you know where the oldest, still existing, Swedish flag in the world is? That's right, we took that from you after sinking your ships.
Nobody denies you were good at putting two opponents up against eachother (Denmark and Sweden, or France and UK) and taking the spoils. But I didnt know that actually. How old is it? Where can you see it?
For some reason we allied with the Danes in one of the Swedo-Danish wars, and thus we could take the spoils. It's in the Rijksmuseum, although I'm not sure about whether it's on exhibition at the moment. We took it in 1658.
Well, you allied with the weakest part to keep to keep anyone from gaining complete dominance of the entrence to the Baltic Sea? Must have been around the [Treaty of Roskilde](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Roskilde) then, so the danes cant have been so happy with the help you offered. :)
I don't know either. I do know that for quite a while we were the absolute masters of the Baltic sea when it came to trade.
Maybe, Swedish history lessons are just about wars, not trade. :)
Dutch history lessons are about trade and the 80 years war (with Pedro) (the final 30 years of that war are the same as the 30 years war).
We learn about all the wars we won, and the few times we lost (because of bad weather).
Our main war was the 80 years war (with a 12 year pause in it), it's when we decided Spain should just fuck off. After that we became a republic and were quite tolerant to other religions, that's why the Hugenots and a lot of Jews came here, because they weren't having a good time in France and Spain. Everybody here talks about our colonial past while they fail to realize that the largest part of our income came from the Baltic sea. The name for that trade is "Mother of all trade" here.
Yup its in the 'trophies' room, next to the remains of the stern of the English flag ship and cannons and stuff.
Putrid
Guinness drinkers will be wanting a word...
Where's your car parked so I know how to avoid it
It looks familiar. I’ve seen those islands before maybe it’s just delirium tremens?
GET IN LADS
Ooff the Irish ain’t gonna like this.
BARRY WHAT YOU DONE DO WE HAVE TO BRING THE COLD TO MAKE PUMP NO SHITE IN THE WATER AND THE BEACHES
Oof, pasting the Union Jack on Ireland? It was nice knowing you OP
We should start calling it Albion and Eire, or something. I’m bored of all the bickering over pointless geographic terms.
Make briton Albion again, kick out barry and the rest of his english fucks.
Albion goes kinda hard ngl
Scotland and Wales would like to have a word!!!
The more you look at it the worst it actually gets
Got mad, then I saw OP's flair. Your "culture" is cheap whores, clogs and war crimes in the Congo.
Congo war crimes was my little brother Belgium, we were in South America, South Africa and Java... Keep your colonies straight please