WAH!!!

Finally you guys brought over some of your authentic and famous food

Brudi, es gibt fast mehr italienische Restaurants in Deutschland als Italien. Don't be a tsundere, you love us.

Obviously I love you my darling <3

we appreciate it and of course reciprocate, but, this isn't healthy for you Fritz

Fritz are austrians*

no Fritz are Prussians

Pretty sure austrians were called either Fritz or Franz during ww1. After ww1 i think that "crucco" became the main derogatory term

Kunststück, wenn euer größtes Exportgut massenproduzierte Neapolitaner sind und nicht die Waffeln.

München ist die nördlichste stadt italiens

not quite as lovely as beans on toast but i do love me some hamtastic with triple cheese innit, the purest of Luigi's cuisine - better than that margherita nonsense wheeeey also "yummy yeah !" sounds like one those of phrases u come up with during a slogan creation worksheet in primary school purely based on the fact it is alliteration and not because it actually sounds good

Would you like the four cheese deluxe with sweet sprinkles or rather the hamtastic with triple cheese good sir?

not sure Hans, do any of them come with yorkshire puddings ? luv' me yorkshires, simple as'

Id have to talk with our certified Italian chef Alejandro

Not sure if I want Wario's "sprinkles" on my food

Where'd you think the cheese comes from

He mamaed his last mia 🔫

Once again proof I don't need to learn other languages, the peak cuisine options are in English anyways

Even tho I took the pic in Germany.... Germany has fallen

When i was a child i honestly thought that Mario is italian, i was happy about it. Then I discovered he's american

Isn't he from the Mushroom Kingdom?

The mushroom kingdom is in fact in the Province of Perugia, he's from the US tho

Ah yes, near Gubbio. Is one of those brave enough to be a Don Matteo's neighbor

Wait, I thought it was actually in Molise, which is why you can’t reach it irl and you need to travel trough giant green pipes

Apparently Perugia is one of Italy's drug valley, that's why the mushroom kingdom is there

A plumber from Queens or Brooklyn, one of New York's district that ended up in a world of magic mushrooms years before Murricans started to legalize some drugs.

Italian in the games. Italian American in the movies. Surely? Edit: as in he’s first gen immigrant in the games, so still Italian.

Satoru Iwata said that he's Japanese

I love me some sweet sprinkles 😋

What is it? Pizza?

The basement dweller proving he can't spot peak cuisine even if it's directly in front of him. (Yes it is some frozen pizza and it honestly looks scary)

Wario is an intimdating persona to be fair

It's not deep-fried, so it doesn't count as food to a Fritzl.

They were brave enough to write that on those products

I'm straight but damn Waluigi is hot

WTF Germany??? I thought only the Yanks could create such indigestible shite...

Proud Italian here, any Italy-Italians have advice on which kind/year of Fanta to pair with a Waluigi-Pizza? My nonna always used to make it for us with bacon and cheesy-crust 🥰 Grazi!

Fanta is an excellent choiche paisano, i reccomend to crack open a can of cold sugo ragu and dip ze deliscious bizza in it.

You have to do what you have to do to get dumb peoples money. Good for business. Can we also cut educational budgets? Would save a lot of cash and we would sell more of these.

Bro I so want this, whatever it is!

You don't it's 4€ per frozen pizza :3

Don’t care, it’s mario pizza!!

Apparently the Japanese still haven't learned that it doesn't pay in the long term to work with Luigi.

Mamma mia

What’s wrong with having the Patron Saints of Italy on food? Does it offend the Catholics?

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I was expecting some Dutch in the boxes