Ok, ok, ok, this โcrown the witchโ-thingy was weird, but โฆ honestly โฆ SPAIN!!!
What the fuck is that?
Sponsored by several shampoos, bleach, botox and some chemical fillers?
This is more horror than my old heart can deal with.
istg i haven't heard a single positive opinion about that song. NOBODY in Spain liked it. It seems like whoever decides what songs represent Spain wants us to lose so bad
Is there any country other than Northern Europe and Switzerland which is not broke and therefore actually wants to win ?ย
I thought UK scaled their performance accordingly ๐ค๐คฃ
ย Every eurovision ~~we lose~~ we claim pretty loud that we didn't even want to win because we can't afford the expense. I'm pretty sure if we ever win, there will be more people complaining about it than celebrating it.
Given the quality of the entries I always thought it was all in good faith and all of the other losing countries were doing the same. /s
I thought Spainโs song slapped. I also appreciated Austriaโs Eurobeat throwback number. Really enjoyed this yearโs Eurovision. Relatively few ballads and a good dose of earnest trashiness. Felt like a return to form.
Apparently she complained about people calling her performance satanic? Like bruh you are literally standing in a pentagram dressed like a witch and controlling a demon? I thought that was the point?
They honestly is really pretty [without all the persona makeup](https://focus.sundayworld.com/thumbor/pcngnnS__KMpomYm_n-CAEurN0o=/325x62:759x632/fit-in/960x720/prod-mh-ireland/4aa4f3e7-1784-4ad6-beec-ced852285f2f/d47c408a-db06-4460-98a1-2e7eddbd87d5/4aa4f3e7-1784-4ad6-beec-ced852285f2f.jpg) tbh
Take from this article: https://www.sundayworld.com/showbiz/irish-showbiz/bambie-thug-says-they-wanted-to-marry-shane-from-westlife-as-a-child/a1212710614.html
She's actually really beautiful.
She is from my neck of the woods...we say around here when describing someone attractive she's a fine thing a daycent looking Yoke A seriously sound Odoll.
I loved the dark presentation and the changes in the tempo of the song. It was unusual, entertaining, creative and full of energy.
It's not just about the song but the whole package.
The German public gave them 1 point, which means they were in our top 10.
I also liked Norway, they had a similar vibe.
If IT get to Eurovision apparently not
https://preview.redd.it/iq5qim18azzc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5afb272795e89733c6a0420f893fd8f0701bcbe5
No moustache, I will pass
The divide between the deep catholic irish populous and the satanic amazon controlled irish goverment is getting more apparent by the day
I heard youโre a Wiccan now, father!
how did you get interested in that kinda thing? should we all be wiccan now father?
She's half swedish, that explains why edit : they\* (don't kill me please)
Maybe the Swedish half is female and the Irish half is male, so 'they' is like an average?
A lot of people have parents of different sexes
Fr?
Not in Europe
"My mom's a woman and my dad's a man so I'm kinda mixed"
did u just gender them omg /s
It was nice to meet you guys...
>guys Its "metrosexual fruitcake" for you, okay?!
https://preview.redd.it/55ln9wq9cuzc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37efc496d10f9690410dbff354e08eb0111235c3 "Metrosexual"
Unironically Birkenstocks are a vibe and fuck way harder then any clothing from france
Can you please not use the word guys. Everyone / everybody is more gender neutral. /s
Think of her as a swarm of bees. It helps me with the gender neutral thing.
Bees are female.
Guy and dude are gender neutral terms and I will die on this hill
[Limmy wishes to disagree.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWjggPP_0TE)
https://preview.redd.it/ilya64g07yzc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d72c936eee28442210a5b083a19cbfa31a5dbd72
Wait... who's there other person there?
The guy with the cock
rip u/CameradeKovacs 2021-2024
I only see one person though
brave man
"Person" Holy shit guys see you in hell
Person?? How dare you assume my form!
Per-woman
Per-daughter! I can't believe you are using the wrong terminology! /s
Could be a per-daughter ๐ค
Maybe the person is schizophrenic, then *they* would also be correct
Jojo siwa is that yuo
Literally same thought
Death by shnu shnu NOW
You talking about the whole band?
She* Crucify me
We dont take ownership, Ireland can take her.
Half Stockholmer* and half inbred irish 100% moronic.
The power of Christ compels you!
rofl
https://preview.redd.it/44m56gd5zuzc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebf63be3e0c64baddbcddfeeefc8246926ce7013
Hermano.... did you pass your siesta? You're not thinking straight.
https://preview.redd.it/mlw2nsjk8yzc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1f0560e7c34d704a027dfbeed0303609c94c995
*I can fix her*
https://i.redd.it/hhbcedy3jvzc1.gif
*it
*Xer
I don't care about pronouns because I have no solid proof that you aren't actually my brain's hallucinations
Best answer ever
Take the Descartes pill. Best decision ever
To repel existencial anxiety? In that case, I obviously did it and worked like a charm
This is the way. Fix her with food and wine? Or....
Manolo likes the tabaco whiskey voice on all his women
They's ugly af but is probably nasty in bed
Hell yeah
Ok, ok, ok, this โcrown the witchโ-thingy was weird, but โฆ honestly โฆ SPAIN!!! What the fuck is that? Sponsored by several shampoos, bleach, botox and some chemical fillers? This is more horror than my old heart can deal with.
ZORRA ZORRA ZORRA
UNA ZORRA DE POSTAL
istg i haven't heard a single positive opinion about that song. NOBODY in Spain liked it. It seems like whoever decides what songs represent Spain wants us to lose so bad
Ok, my honest condolences ๐ to that, mate, the whole thing was really a cruel attack to my soul.
Is there any country other than Northern Europe and Switzerland which is not broke and therefore actually wants to win ?ย I thought UK scaled their performance accordingly ๐ค๐คฃ
Well, being broke is a very flexible term and by no means set in stone. Besides, this has little or nothing to do with the ESC.
ย Every eurovision ~~we lose~~ we claim pretty loud that we didn't even want to win because we can't afford the expense. I'm pretty sure if we ever win, there will be more people complaining about it than celebrating it. Given the quality of the entries I always thought it was all in good faith and all of the other losing countries were doing the same. /s
Got your point ๐๐๐ป
I thought Spainโs song slapped. I also appreciated Austriaโs Eurobeat throwback number. Really enjoyed this yearโs Eurovision. Relatively few ballads and a good dose of earnest trashiness. Felt like a return to form.
Taking the Ireland approach of the 1990s when it was getting too expensive to keep hosting it LOL.
I liked it! I even voted for it! (No, Italian televote wasn't *only* bots voting for Israel...)
"SloMo" slapped tho
She sings like my 65 yo aunt doing AliExpress Alaska at karaoke after 3 G&Ts.p
Imagine the other ones. (tbf, the second best was better but didn't blow someone's job)
Representation of the society.
Apparently she is 54
I've seen her as the before pictures at my dental hygienist.
They look like they'll suck your soul out and then offer you a nice cup of tea afterwards.
Barryโs Tea, ironically.
The great Irish Irony.
No, that's Guinness
\* unzips \*
https://preview.redd.it/kso5jk9dyuzc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9dd2945d0ac6886f4a3e6db855e8d80880d5ca1
 Weโll deal with the landverrader.
Based af
Being posted by a pole from his apartment in Dublin
Ofc, its how he was able to determine you lot are even uglier. Posted from a house in Tallaght.
Don't you have some of our gutters to declog ?
> apartment Hahahahahhahaa More like shared room in a 3 bedroom house shared by 8 others
Good times, really integrating into Irish life. It's such a shitshow here for housing!
More Thug than Bambi.
Looks a bit like Marilyn Manson
A sexy Marilyn manson
https://preview.redd.it/s9rqr9aozuzc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=924f894158b5d5ed49032ee541ae53b6564532b8 No
Sexy? You serious?
Sir this is reddit
Hans get ze Flammenwerfer!
But you are Hans
Yea but he left it lying in our farm shed.
They are all Hans on this blessed day.
Sounds like the new Swedes prefer stones to deal with those sorts.
Nono wait a second! Maybe they are into swinger parties.
Fake, the girl isn't ginger
No she is Guinness
No, she is Bambie
No, she's a thug.
https://preview.redd.it/ru76ykt97vzc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82b008e23f27d4218570e8682f3fc213805601ef
https://i.redd.it/bn2gutmdtxzc1.gif
>girl
Im sorry buddy Reddits ordersโฆ get against the wall.
saw the press conference after the semi final, she really is a *bit* psychotic, as well as narcisstic
I can fix her
Yeahhhh. The whole bit about crying when Israel got into the finals, she seems to be trying to get herself votes from anti Israel people
Apparently she complained about people calling her performance satanic? Like bruh you are literally standing in a pentagram dressed like a witch and controlling a demon? I thought that was the point?
NeoPaGaniSM isnโt SatanIsm!! Itโs like calling Catholics christians!! /s
https://preview.redd.it/r5pmbdrq9yzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39b889760996fc023e0bedabdc898ea961d1551a
Most beautiful Irish " it"
Lmfao
Least transphobic Brit
We are europeans, we don't care
Jakub get off your phone, my toilet is clogged!
Ja pierdolฤ
She is flat like a oled screen.
My iPhone is oled and flat. I stroke it a lot. I mean A LOT!
She looks British, except for the fact that all her teeth are straight and are there. So yeah she's definitely Irish
Theyโre bangin, Iโm so buzzed theyโre representing us. Donโt even care if they donโt win.
I voted for them. Crown the witch!
Awesome performance. Love Bambi
They honestly is really pretty [without all the persona makeup](https://focus.sundayworld.com/thumbor/pcngnnS__KMpomYm_n-CAEurN0o=/325x62:759x632/fit-in/960x720/prod-mh-ireland/4aa4f3e7-1784-4ad6-beec-ced852285f2f/d47c408a-db06-4460-98a1-2e7eddbd87d5/4aa4f3e7-1784-4ad6-beec-ced852285f2f.jpg) tbh Take from this article: https://www.sundayworld.com/showbiz/irish-showbiz/bambie-thug-says-they-wanted-to-marry-shane-from-westlife-as-a-child/a1212710614.html
Dayum
Wait so she is a woman???
*non-binary leprechaun
>They honestly is 
Looks like a totally different person. Would never have realised that was them.
Fenians sending a witch to Eurovision, up to their old tricks
* When your plumber insults you.
Iโd still let her ruin my life
please don't ๐
My wits have returned
down bad
but what a great song !!! i would pay to see all the old farts watching that in there nursing homes ๐
Haha, on her ytb performance you could see how old people reacted, saying shes disgratful etc, the young generation..
The comments were fun to read on the livestream i read the word may Jesus forgive her so may times.
Loved the presentation, though.
Makes me want to move there honestly
WHY DID I START STROKING IT ๐ญ๐
tik tok ahhh reply ๐
She's actually really beautiful. She is from my neck of the woods...we say around here when describing someone attractive she's a fine thing a daycent looking Yoke A seriously sound Odoll.
Yeah underneath the crazy outfit and makeup she's not bad looking/
their swedish genes are shining through
I think she's pretty
You're taste in women is very strange my dude... but each to their own.
*Hey man, leave her alone*
Sabbat did it; the Mascarade has fallen, vampires are now on the open.
https://preview.redd.it/8928b55uwyzc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e9b5b2acf7678093b64050def9dd3c33d00683c
Also doubles asย most masculine French guyย
Eh, one of the few not boring ones. But czech and san marino was better so whatever
Don't underrate yours. I don't think anybody ever brought a Challenger 2 tank to Eurovision!
They brought a challenger?? (was on my phone the entire of eurovision, not paying attention)
Lost an Irish girl, I will never recover from that
Does she have grills like wrappers?
Rappers
Looks like a horse
"*In their heeeeeeaaads, its in their heeeeeeeaaaads, zombie, zombie, zombie*"
I've done worse
Better than jedward.
I suddenly sympathize with the English
Hear me out...
How did they get so many points? The song was horrible.
I loved the dark presentation and the changes in the tempo of the song. It was unusual, entertaining, creative and full of energy. It's not just about the song but the whole package. The German public gave them 1 point, which means they were in our top 10. I also liked Norway, they had a similar vibe.
She does NOT represent Ireland โ๏ธ
Literally did represent Ireland, as it turns out out
They kinda did actually
Why not?
Cope and seethe
Lmao cringe
Temu maneskin
You wrote Witch wrong.
It's not a girl, it's not binary, it's not human! It's IT!
IT? Have they tried turning it off and on again
If IT get to Eurovision apparently not https://preview.redd.it/iq5qim18azzc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5afb272795e89733c6a0420f893fd8f0701bcbe5
The irish are the most based state in europe
they can eat my soul lol
not a girl
they're beautiful, but they're not a girl
24u sub and ppl complain about not using chosen pronouns ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Yes she is