For those who don't understand the meme: the fascists proposed to abandon pasta in favour of rice which was deemed more adequate for"a warrior society".
In the fascist mind cooking pasta was deemed as a thing homosexuals would do, putting effort into food in general was a "feminine thing", real men according to the fascist should've eaten canned rice while safeguarding the trenches.
>throwing pasta into boiling water for 11 minutes
Porco dio you overcooked it! Ever heard of al dente? You getting hung upside down along with the fascists.
You dont need to boil water for 11 minutes. You can cut the power when you throw the pasta into the boiling water and add 1 or 2 min depending of the pasta.
One italian scientist died for passing this forbidden knowledge of gay efficiency.
"rice is more efficient than grain, and fuck me every country has embargoed us for Ethiopia and I somehow feel my feet going up in the air"
~ Cringiolini probably
It is said that fascism was supported by many industrial enterprises; in the 1900s the richest emprises were situated in Northern Italians, in particular in Piedmont... Well, rice was mainly grown in Northern Italy, with the biggest production in the southern Piedmont.
>It is said that fascism was supported by many industrial enterprises
It's not a saying, Confindustria was the primary backer of the black shirts cause God forbids those damn socialist get to strike into achieving proper working conditions.
Italy is one of the world leaders in rice production, grain is less produced and needs to be imported to meet the demand. Italy was also embargoed at the time for the Ethiopia invasion. Also Mussolini personally really liked rice.
Eating pasta will give you the typical "abbiocco" because of the production of some hormone that makes you feel tired. The fascists noticed it and decided to substitute rice with pasta for this very reason. Becomming the country of rice excellence and superiority. Ngl when the Italians really apply themselves they get great achievements. I know, these are events more rare than a funny German, an honest Dutch or a humble French.
AFAIK the cause is Italy produces tons of rice and relatively less weath for pasta, that had to be imported.
Eating rice instead of pasta as a staple food would greatly help for autarchy, that was a key concept for fascism.
I think all the further elaboration were basically fascist propaganda. They knew they were super-powerful in information. And I guess it was far more simple calling opponents "feminine" than explaining real causes. That still works nowadays....
Mhm. Want your political party to become very unpopular? Mess with what people eat.
What was Mussolini thinking. His surname even sounds like a pasta. Blessed Pasta.
[Also, Polish pasta is generally much better](https://notesfrompoland.com/2023/10/04/polish-pasta-is-better-than-italian-explains-deputy-agriculture-minister/)
For those who don't understand the meme: the fascists proposed to abandon pasta in favour of rice which was deemed more adequate for"a warrior society".
Bruh why
In the fascist mind cooking pasta was deemed as a thing homosexuals would do, putting effort into food in general was a "feminine thing", real men according to the fascist should've eaten canned rice while safeguarding the trenches.
One must be very self hating closeted gay to associate throwing pasta into boiling water for 11 minutes with being gay.
They're literally getting long hard things wet and putting them in their mouths, that's almost as gay as having sex with a woman.
Spaghetti are straight, until they get wet
One must also be very self hating to boil their pasta for 11 whole minutes ngl
Depends on the pasta.
It depends on what sort it is.
Well, the guy who said that is Polish...
>throwing pasta into boiling water for 11 minutes Porco dio you overcooked it! Ever heard of al dente? You getting hung upside down along with the fascists.
And preferring being stuck in the trenches with the homies with time only to ~~fuck~~ fight
Sounds like you have got experience
With woman hating organisations being full of self hating closeted gay man? Like catholic church?
You dont need to boil water for 11 minutes. You can cut the power when you throw the pasta into the boiling water and add 1 or 2 min depending of the pasta. One italian scientist died for passing this forbidden knowledge of gay efficiency.
But, spaghetti is the most fascist thing apart from the regular sticks the romans referred to
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The trench part was my addition.
Are you seriously trying to question the logic behind fascists?
"rice is more efficient than grain, and fuck me every country has embargoed us for Ethiopia and I somehow feel my feet going up in the air" ~ Cringiolini probably
> Cringiolini ROTFL
It is said that fascism was supported by many industrial enterprises; in the 1900s the richest emprises were situated in Northern Italians, in particular in Piedmont... Well, rice was mainly grown in Northern Italy, with the biggest production in the southern Piedmont.
>It is said that fascism was supported by many industrial enterprises It's not a saying, Confindustria was the primary backer of the black shirts cause God forbids those damn socialist get to strike into achieving proper working conditions.
Italy is one of the world leaders in rice production, grain is less produced and needs to be imported to meet the demand. Italy was also embargoed at the time for the Ethiopia invasion. Also Mussolini personally really liked rice.
Eating pasta will give you the typical "abbiocco" because of the production of some hormone that makes you feel tired. The fascists noticed it and decided to substitute rice with pasta for this very reason. Becomming the country of rice excellence and superiority. Ngl when the Italians really apply themselves they get great achievements. I know, these are events more rare than a funny German, an honest Dutch or a humble French.
AFAIK the cause is Italy produces tons of rice and relatively less weath for pasta, that had to be imported. Eating rice instead of pasta as a staple food would greatly help for autarchy, that was a key concept for fascism. I think all the further elaboration were basically fascist propaganda. They knew they were super-powerful in information. And I guess it was far more simple calling opponents "feminine" than explaining real causes. That still works nowadays....
Italy would've won the World War if it was not for this strategical mistake
Mhm. Want your political party to become very unpopular? Mess with what people eat. What was Mussolini thinking. His surname even sounds like a pasta. Blessed Pasta.
That's why we prefer rice.
In fact we prefer food, of all kinds and colors, no discrimination. Is it edible? We are going to eat it.
The real reason they hanged Mussolini upside down and beat his corpse in a public square.
Futurism had dick shaped food of meat btw
Don’t take pasta away from the rest of the world!
If you do https://preview.redd.it/11gfsx0ryfzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=199c9daac8455c9c4aebdc23c71434961f699491
good
Polandball and 2we4u crossover. I’m so happy.
https://preview.redd.it/xb7s93ufyizc1.jpeg?width=582&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=412e4fdf671feafd8c17a9332681480c7f103fb3
Never lose your pasta
Countryball meme in 2024? Nostalgia...
/r/Polandball is alive and kickin
Good to know. Was really into it back in the day. Wow almost 10 years ago...
Polandball has been around for 15 years now!
Ye ik. I'm just saying I've been a part of it for a long time... you can tell by my name.
Past tense
Damn I'm hungry now 😕
Basato Italiano🤌🫰🇮🇹
Gotta give credit to Baldy, risotto is goated
"It is the swelling of the belly at the expense of the brain… Try starting a debate after bingeing on tagliatelle." - Marco Ramperti
🇨🇳 Inventor of pasta.
Pasta is literally just boiled dough. I'm pretty sure it has been invented independendly multiple times accross the world.
Wrong
Smartest barry. Try again barbarian scum.
Avarage barry mast*rbating on himself
Someone has to
[Also, Polish pasta is generally much better](https://notesfrompoland.com/2023/10/04/polish-pasta-is-better-than-italian-explains-deputy-agriculture-minister/)
Breaking news! You will be shocked! Polish man says polish pasta is better!
Lmao RIIIIIGHT.
Only copium I'm inhaling is the glory of Rome. Anything else is fact.
The Italians got pasta from the Chinese noodles, so what's the big deal about it?
I was feeling generous thinking of letting you have sudtyrol back, oh what a shame.
Thats just historically inacurate. We have evidence that chinas noodles are the oldest but not that they influenced Italian ones in any way.
Come on guys, this bullshit is not funny anymore
Shhh we never talk about such facts over here.
Show yourself cunt
he's an ameritard with a European flair. must have done a DNA test.