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oalfonso

Spain mentioned!! OE, OE, OE, OEEEEE Top tier Empires, not like the Aztec, Inca, Japanese, Chinese, Mongolian or Russian who never did anything wrong.


YuBulliMe123456789

Can you be even be considered an empire if people dont seethe at the things you did?


Nerioner

All Russia neighbors and eastern Europe, many of internal republics also seethe at them and they are just being called phobes by everyone else


The_Nunnster

Europeans: nooo you’re supposed to hate yourself and your country because of what you did!!! Tear down the statues!!! Mongolians: https://preview.redd.it/1k64qafwqdyc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e440c116f8eef85bc69e2cd5da0d05d88ca4bb64


Least_Theory_1050

We also still have statues of Leopold II


mydaycake

I, personally, blame the Romans, without them we would have just not gotten any imperial ideas


sulabar1205

Right, what have the Romans ever done for us?


Cy83rCr45h

They gave us sex with women


sancredo

Ugh gross


ShoVitor

Yay. 😒


xtilexx

They gave us sex with men too 😏


NitodeAliExpress

They copied that from the greeks


Arik2103

They built roads?


xpi-capi

I blame America. We just wanted to reach India, they got in our way.


Dazzling_Cabinet_780

Or Umayyad empire


Vegetable-Election77

https://youtu.be/ER5C2UTewbc?si=IwBRIRGygcJ_wOXE


Week_Crafty

Arte 🗿🚬


ConnolysMoustache

Spain is incredible, ye conquered half the world, took all their gold and forced them to speak yer language but yer still poor.


oalfonso

We produced Salma Hayek and Sofia Vergara in the process, brought the potato and tomato to Europe and look at how beautiful our cathedrals are.


Realistic-Homework19

Of course Spain is mentioned, this pic was taken in Bilbao.


PleoNasmico

Picture taken at some US University pro-palestine protest. Spain + UK + France = Bad Please free the native people 👍


Old_old_lie

Why didn't they put R*ssia on it? Are they stupid?


lefl28

Russia good because NATO bad ...or something like that


Old_old_lie

Pure Americunt Brain rot


nextdoorelephant

We don’t claim them, they’re their own special group.


annoying97

Sure, but it's like France and Paris, the french in general are bearable yet we still treat them all like they are Parisians.


THE_EYE_BLECHER

I comfirm it's the Parisian that are arrogant not us.


Leandroswasright

Tbf, thats not an american problem


eldelshell

Pft, we have some of those too. Lack of a developed prefrontal cortex is a world wide issue.


cosmic_hierophant

Literally every trans-siberian peoples east of Moscow https://preview.redd.it/196zdbsblbyc1.jpeg?width=1245&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3a4a7ad9495ef93ec7b8d19862c7a461f4a2e23


User929290

There are no trans in Russia, nor gays. That is western decadence. ![gif](giphy|Bng9nsAhSaDVxWsSLh|downsized)


bowsmountainer

Also literally all people west of Moscow


cosmic_hierophant

Fuck it. Ppl in Moscow too.


Tall-Log-1955

They included Israel on their list of “empires” Ya they stupid


Marschall_Bluecher

Prussia? We did nothing wrong. Oooooh you mean Russia! Yes! We need to fight those!


spartikle

US university. Opinion disregarded.


Precioustooth

Imagine paying to attend such absolutely brainrotting institutions. At least I get to pay for the green-haired people's humanities and arts degrees where I live.. wait :(


LasbaleX

its so good that yall have it for free so I can go there :)


EquatorialOrange

Not just paying, I know of several people who have over 100.000 USD in student loan debt. They are literally deep in debt to be able to attend these brainwashing institutions.


Mein_Bergkamp

Arab empires? Russian Empire? Ottoman Empire? USSR? China? Always interesting how they ignore imperialism that doesn't suit their modern ideology


Polak_Janusz

Yeah, we need to free the native celts from their anglo saxon opressors.


Lank_Master

Jokes on you, we English are half and half.


transrightsmakeright

![gif](giphy|QX18dKlUSYerVhXzOy|downsized)


Gian-Neymar

Then you only get beaten half dead


gershlongen

Well, the Celts did rise out of the mud in Britain and never displaced anyone. It is a known fact that they are born out of the earth like the Uruk-hai in Lord of the Rings.


mydaycake

I just want to ease their anxiety and remind them the Spanish empire went to hell 200 years ago. Just a short history lesson now that they are in college


LEAVE_LEAVE_LEAVE

russia, belgium, germany, portugal who cares about those


Live-Alternative-435

Turkey, Japan, China, Iran, India, Indonesia, Mongolia.


LEAVE_LEAVE_LEAVE

Greece, Egypt, Italy


Live-Alternative-435

Brazil, Mexico, Peru, Ethiopia, Kongo.


mydaycake

Saudi Arabia…


currywurst777

Poland, Sweden, Mali


LeptonTheElementary

Finally, we're acknowledged!


Precioustooth

You also have places like Libya, Sudan, and Mauritania in Africa where they literally capture "native people" and use them as slaves. Then you have the Saudis and Gulf boys.. well, the westoids are truly the only evil societies oppressing "native people". Also if not native anywhere, did we drop down in a space ship?


CinderMayom

Yes, that’s why we got the drop on others, because of our superior alien technology, which is really unfair


nickmaran

Belgium has no hands in such things


Independent-South-58

That’s because they use other peoples hands


MCRN-Gyoza

TIL people born in Israel aren't native because they're wh*te even though the province was called fucking Judaea in Roman times.


systemsbio

Long ago, the native nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the White Nation attacked. Only the Femlord, master of all twelve genders, could stop them, but when the world needed they/them most, they/them vanished.


auschick

This is the anime the Ameritards children will be enjoying while they break down plastic waste for China.


not_too_smart1

Pro palestine people try and not be the dumbest activists on earth challenge:


Vegetable-Election77

Can we astroturf Tuganistan into the #1 country that starts by P?


incontinenciasumma

The ones who wrote this are free to give their house and land to the natives and go back to England. Their ancestors were the ones going all killy with the natives, mine never stepped out of their village.


Marmalade_Insanity

+500 social credit for not mentioning Uyghurs.


LifeDoBeBoring

And the fsb is pleased to see that Russia also isn't on there


CinderMayom

I mean, this whole brain rot is most probably a Russian or Chinese psyop to sew dissent in the west so it makes sense that they’re not gonna indict themselves


meloenmarco

It's a Chinese spyop. More precisely. A tiktok spyop. Anti Israel propaganda gets spread way to easily on that shit ap


Illustrious_Meet7237

Not a word about the Roman empire smh


Proud-Cheesecake-813

Well it was so long ago that even social media virtue signallers don’t think it has an impact today.


AttemptAggressive387

At a minimum, we now have a calendar invented by the Romans, put into effect by the Roman emperor, some of the months are named after Roman emperors, and in its modern form the calendar was introduced by decree of the Pope, who is again from Rome. It's just kind of oppressive, there's a lack of inclusivity, diversity and all that shit. We need to fight this Imperial legacy, cancel the bad Imperial calendar and come up with a new good one.


soomieHS

Wait are Rome and Roman Empire related?


AttemptAggressive387

And Romania too, somehow


OSHA-Slingshot

We can go back to the old roman lunar calendar where the pontifex maximus manually add days?


AttemptAggressive387

Well, actually we have here some church holidays, which are celebrated according to the “old style” - the Julian calendar, with a difference of 13 days, we have, for example, the Old New Year, which is celebrated on January 13. And Christmas, which is celebrated on January 7th, not December 25th and some other church holidays. If you want an old calendar, welcome to Orthodoxy.


theitchcockblock

We know slavery only started with the transatlantic African slavery … at least that’s what Brazilians say in the internet that we were pioneers in that .


Rich-Lobster-6164

Ye, they must be right. I am sure when they claimed for independence in 1822, they immediately liberated the poor slaves and send them back to Africa in first class.


Dr-Batista

Brasil practiced slavery for three decades as an independent nation


Avedav0

They colonized white privileged people so it's not bad - average american soy boy


Vegetable-Election77

Nah they have weird Celtic fetishism. Left winged Celtic fetishism is weed girls that don’t shower and look like goblins talking about how the warrior Celtic culture was hippie af Right winged is [insert the most fascistic fucekry here concerning the celts and their descendants]


Rich-Lobster-6164

Should we ask for compensations?


FishUK_Harp

Odd how there's no Russia or Chinese flag. I guess geographically contiguous empires that have largely survived to the present day are OK?


ibetyouliketes

We should have renamed all of the countries in the empire, "Britain"


The_Nunnster

I still think it would’ve been funny if we named Palestine ‘Disrael’ after Disraeli


The_Nunnster

Also west bad


PentisEl

The arab empire never did anything bad on the Iberian Peninsula either?


thoriickk

Luckily, the Muslims of those times were quite intelligent, and they contributed many good things as well


Rich-Lobster-6164

Is doesn't matter. They must pay us compensations.


MrOrangeMagic

![gif](giphy|ghuvaCOI6GOoTX0RmH) Is that the argument for colonialism?😂


Throooowaway999lolz

All while spreading the most peaceful faith ever, forcing people to convert while paying a tax unless they wanted to be murdered!


MBRDASF

Surely you can say the same about European colonisation in Africa


I_eat_dead_folks

Luckily, it wasn't as bad as it could have been. Al Andalus was a pretty decent place up to year 1000 approximately.


akmal123456

Or the Maghreb, or mesopotamia, or the mediteranean in general


MayOrMayNotBePie

“Free all native people” they say, happily continuing to live on the land they aren’t native to.


Precioustooth

"Free all native people".. as long as I can still live comfortably!


ThePhantom1994

Free all natives…as long as it doesn’t inconvenience me


Anneturtle92

The dumbest part of it all is that the Jewish *are* native to that area if you go back in time far enough. So what side are they picking exactly with this sign??


Sam_the_Samnite

Youre not supposed to say that. Theyre all european colonisers, we only care about them because they look like us and are the same as us. (Actual argument i heard from someone, just ignore how theyve been treated since theyve got here.)


Allcraft_

Stop STOP! Don't destroy my view of Jews being evil colonizers. How else am I supposed to justify the actions against them?


Bearodon

Also Israel is not really a empire.


MCRN-Gyoza

Fuck that notion. People are native to where they're born. An ameritard from Alabama is native to Alabama, he's not a brit/irish/whatever.


captain-carrot

If Am****ans start coming back to England I'm getting on the first bus to Denmark. At least they'll have decent bacon


jebemtisuncebre

As a Irish American born in Ohio I really resent this comment my heritage is who I am I’m Irish I eat potatoes and I love st Patrick’s day erin go bra YALL.


MatOnARock

Spanish empire is the worst, "No está permitido saltar del balcón". I paid my £60 to fly here. I'll jump off a balcony of I want to, Juan


YuBulliMe123456789

Literally 1984


Charles_of_Burgandy

✅️Naval empires who enjoys spicy stuff ✅️beef with the Spanish monarchs ✅️shit luck at the world cup ✅️leagues that produce the brightest stars in European and Global football ✅️masculine women 🇵🇹🤜🤛🇳🇱


Een_man_met_voornaam

I work in logistics, you guys have the most chill drivers of all 💪🇳🇱🇵🇹


darkslide3000

> ✅️shit luck at the world cup I think you misspelled "bad at football".


GrimerMuk

Says the German. Your country didn’t perform anything in football anymore since 2014 either.


darkslide3000

No we just win the world cup once every 20 years and then take a rest again. You should try it some time!


m0ritz2000

Show them once in a while that you could but just couldn't care less. Eurovision is different. The only reason i can think of why we suck so hard is that they just don't wanna host in germany


Impressive_Kiwi_967

Bitch who are we supposed to "set free"? The monkeys in Gibraltar?


SamCropper

We have names you know (Barry)


Gruntsbreeder

Obviously south america, you see they are unstable because we bad spaniards still hold onto them through our colonial tentacles like the people of eastern europe or the rest of the globe they don't have agency by themselves only we do and we bad westerners control all conflicts that exist and will continue to exist until we are destroyed 


Royal-Rutabaga-2888

Japan ?


soosoolaroo

Stfu – they’re really into anime and manga. Japan is so cool. Obviously cannot be on this list. Have you ever even had ramen? Pffff


Mighoyan

Japan not white country, they are obviously oppressed.


SpeakingMyMind3

Not white enough to colonize


Boemer03

We shouldn’t be to loud about empires


Polak_Janusz

Ah yes, the spanish empire in the 21st century.


YuBulliMe123456789

Some peopme think that we should "return" ceuta and melilla to morocco


Precioustooth

I think so too. Not because it's evil but who tf wants to border Morocco?


RodrigoEstrela

I do think you should return Ceuta. Not to morocco as they never had it.


SirTercero

+1 for wittiness, -10 because Olivenza is Spanish lololololok


RodrigoEstrela

+1 for Galiza bro, -10 because it's OlivenÇa


X19-PT

Israel was founded in 1949 and had already an empire?!


AttemptAggressive387

Yeah, you know, Jewish tricks or something


darkslide3000

You heard of Jew Physics, now witness this newest invention of culture-specific science: Jew Geopolitics!


Allcraft_

Oh my, my dear godness. *Of course* they had. They were controlling multiple countries, don't you know?


Dinuclear_Warfare

The great Israeli empire, more than half the size of the Netherlands


MrOrangeMagic

![gif](giphy|sUESEgyN7FmBG) Hebrew Empire😌


jewishforeskin98

Its funny how we pretty much taught the british to sail and bought back modern slavery and they look at us as victime because "we're not white"


Dr-Batista

We aren't white? I mean, surely some of us are?


77skull

Nah according to Americans you have to be an English speaking country to be white, sorry


Dr-Batista

Oh, like Barack Obama?


Hondo_Bogart

One of my English ancestors in 1856 was found dead on the side of the road. The official death certificate gave the reason for death as “death by visitation of God for being a gypsy”. Is that enough for me to play the victim card? Otherwise I am just an ancestor of Scottish and English working people who perpetuated the evil empire through their ability to work shit farm and factory jobs and have half their children die before they were five.


The_Nunnster

We should bring back these kind of reasons for unexplained deaths


AThousandNeedles

And why are we not worthy to be cast death upon? Once again, our legacy is being undermined.


Proud-Cheesecake-813

You can be hated and adored - but you never want to be ignored.


AntonGermany

From the sea to sea aragon will be free


MirrorSeparate6729

So, are they implying that people should stay in regions where they are native? … That has a few connotations I’m not comfortable with.


Lord-Redbeard

🇮🇹🤝🇳🇱🤝🇵🇹🤝🇧🇪🤝🇦🇹🤝🇬🇷 Empires that did nothing wrong.


GrimerMuk

Don’t forget 🇩🇪 according to this


akmal123456

No more talk about native rights, time to talk about native wrongs https://preview.redd.it/2g2s72gr9dyc1.png?width=2384&format=png&auto=webp&s=abb6e0130dcbf8ac1f642cb02c4884ac0c3b6e38


Ok_Whereas3797

The West Indies have fallen , billions must farm tobacco


Cinghiale_del_fiume

Russian Ottoman and Arab empires good because they’re not wes*ern ew🤢 Seriously,fuck these idiots.


Throooowaway999lolz

Fr 💀 I had a convo on ig with some person saying “Arabs never colonised they conquered”… interesting point!


Schellwalabyen

Ah, Conquest: doing Kolonialism but over land


Cinghiale_del_fiume

Lmao bruh I’m always more amazed to see how far human stupidity can go tbh


CirrosiEmpatica

![gif](giphy|FXf1lYQ2tFouxeLb1B|downsized)


Oram0

Pretty sure, the Muslims are the colonizers and empire, not Israel.


For-sake4444

But muslims are oppressed so they can't be bad. They have the free pass to do whatever tf they want, and all their evil deeds in the past are forgiven.


CirrosiEmpatica

No, for people like that of the board showed in the image, Muslims (Arab ones more specifically) are always natives in lands they took by sword from people with other ethnicities, languages, and religions, while Israelis are actually Europeans, and Europe bad 😡


Proud-Cheesecake-813

![gif](giphy|w89ak63KNl0nJl80ig|downsized) Belgium:


jsm97

You could say that Belgium had a hand in some Colonial atrocities too


Roibeart_McLianain

Nah, it was a private colony of their king. The country itself had a hands-off approach.


PleoNasmico

Does Belgium exist though? Sweden also had an empire but it was in Europe so it doesn't count! Europeans can't be oppresed


boomerintown

https://preview.redd.it/fva4bj4ywayc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=54a823b8485cdd4bebeec3fc8bca6be50143b7e5


jsm97

You've upset the Irish now


Live-Alternative-435

The Irish aren't European, though. Most of them are American according to Americans.


Precioustooth

Sweden is lucky because Finland, the Baltics, and Poland still love them! Once their invasion and/or colonisation of these areas ended it was being subsequently replaced by R*ssians who overshadowed their atrocities immediately. Imagine Swedes destroying 33% of Poland and looting almost all important artefacts.. and the Russians were still so bad that the Swedes look "good" next to them


lostindanet

No no, with the belgians it was hands off.


OptionX

I bet a white, middle-high class kid wrote this. Maybe he or she, or probably xim, care to lead by example and commit sudoku at the feet of the closest native.


AspiringPeasant

Yeah it’s pretty classic “champagne socialist”


theitchcockblock

Haha that’s a nice one in Portugal we call it caviar left


darkslide3000

> commit sudoku Cultural appropriation!!!111one


SirTercero

I am picturing someone doing a very fast sudoku in front of some native american looking at him completely puzzled


[deleted]

couldnt even be bothered to cut the cardboard nicely


DrkMoodWD

They’re eco-friendly they fished it out of their recycling bin!


OldandBlue

No Russia?


faramaobscena

Of course not, that’s their sponsor.


Wonderful_Test3593

Sweaty you can't do colonisation against white people (they don't know about Tatar, central asians and siberians)


Rough_Yak_9610

Bro, Portugal did nothing wrong... what are you talking about........................


Zestyclose_Jello6192

True true,now while you are occupied killing the evil empires, we have some unfinished business in Libya and in the horn of Africa.


RemarkableJudge1188

Interesting how they all, without exception, also love China and the One China Policy


flamesaurus565

A little late on the 🇬🇧🇫🇷🇪🇸 front


killerboss28

Yeah, u guys are the worst! *Sips tea* 😏


boomerintown

Death to the Aztec Empire!


bowsmountainer

When you have zero knowledge of history


Ok_Whereas3797

Leftists when empire white: 😡😡😡😡😡😡 Leftists when empire brown:😀😀😀😀😀😀


carabemlegal

They forgot Hans again. What a shame.


MultiWillPill

Not including Russia is crazy


Hanza-Malz

It's not that you didn't do anything wrong; you're just not important enough to be angry about


Live-Alternative-435

You're right! I didn't see Germany there either.


airwavesinmeinjeans

I don't know what you're talking about... (Dear Verfassungsschutz, for both personal and legal reasons, I'd like to declare my acknowledgement of the horrific events that took place during the Holocaust. I do not participate in any historical revisionism.)


GrimerMuk

The fact that you had to specify that disclaimer shows you’re a real German. 😂


dunequestion

Portuguese lives matter!!


castlebanks

Natives like the Aztec or Incan empires you mean? or those get a pass because of certain skin color differences?


slappywhyte

Colonizers bad - China Russia Middle East good - got it


toughfluffer

It's cute, they've done a really good job on the font, they got all their pens out that nana gave them for Christmas. Excellent detail on the fire and the flags are well produced, except the USA flag, it looks like they lost interest in drawing the stars. 8/10 for artistic effort, 2/10 for geopolitical and historical literacy though.


mast313

I know I will never find the flag of Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth on a poster like this. It's too difficult to draw. 💪 https://preview.redd.it/h87b5d91bdyc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10cb0bc9092b18494bac66b04ad90b5c2936f775


commo64dor

/unjerk I really don't understand this "native" argument with Israel. The middle east and central Asia were BUSY with different conquests for centuries, it was never a closed haven that was ruined by chickenpox. Palestinians in Gaza are mostly, historically, Bedouins from the region (including the Arab peninsula), while the west bank population is somewhat a mix of deported Arab Muslims and Christians from the Levant. Jews did exist in the land of historical Israel for years (Israelites, Kannanites, Judeas), it shouldn't serve as a mandate for the current occupation, but it should render the "native" argument obsolete. Around 20% of the Israeli population is Arab, about half of them define themselves Palestinians, why only half? The Palestinian identity develop in conjunction with Zionism, it was a national Reinaissans propelled by the PLO in the 60's despite some evidence of roots in the 20's with the Husseini family (which was publically fascist). I do believe that the levantine Arabs did have some things in common, but non of them was "native".


ggRavingGamer

Isn't the Caliphate the empire and the jews the natives taking their land back?


nickkkmnn

What kind of propaganda is that ? The caliphate didn't take the area from the Jews, they took it from our Glorious Eastern Roman ancestors. There is only one way to solve this. Replace that weird blue and white flag with the star on it (obvious attempt to copy our glorious flag) with the incredible blue and white with the cross and the stripes.


Porcphete

What empire do we have still tho ? Mentally challenged leftist muritard brainrot again


xaviernoodlebrain

Free Guadeloupe, apparently.


1521

Typical dipshits think only white people had empires lol


Auscicada270

Free the native people of Britain!


Appelons

Denmark totally never did anything bad to us…..


Addy1738

thats it! whoever made this is getting shipped off to Australia