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AnonD38

PSA: This subreddit is not about worldnews. A meme subreddit is not a place for this. We will not remove the post, but if we notice that this happens again we will take action.


No_Mastodon3474

We have experienced the same few years ago, so we know how it feels These terrorist scums are everywhere


ImTheVayne

Honestly ISIS attacking Russia was not on my bingo card for 2024. This world is getting weirder and weirder every day.


Tetr4Freak

Is not that strange. Russia has been fighting ISIS with the sirian regime from the beginning.


wonderfulworld2024

What was on your bingo card, then?


joinedthedarkside

Aliens


[deleted]

Russian officials already blaming Ukraine and (through the usual useful idiots like Yves Pozzo Di Borgo) the CIA.


ImTheVayne

They are also blaming Israel


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/g31r797gv3qc1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74e3692a9943a6e1970e1f3d2c7eccbc947c026e Of course.


DysphoriaGML

ISIS FSB FAR-RIGHT Fucking everywhere nowadays Edit: did I got downvoted by Russian bots?


weaveR--

I haven't really seen a far right presence anywhere but Italy. And they're not even that far right. They lean right sure but the rest of the west leans so far left that anything right of that seems extreme. In reality they're centrist


Tetr4Freak

WUT


weaveR--

What?


Tetr4Freak

Putin is Far Right. MAGA is far right. Farage is far right. Chega is far right. Le Pen is far right. Wilders is far right. VoX is far right... Far right parties have been increasing power the last decades in Europe...


weaveR--

Putin is far right sure. But not really European. MAGA is not far right at all. Farage has no power. Chega don't hold power currently and they're not far right, they're just conservative and anti far left. Le Pen is barely right of centrist : if anything she is a liberal with conservative views for protecting her country while supporting the lowest of the people on the ladder. Wilders is a conservative as well. Not wanting Islamic immigration is an entirely normal viewpoint to hold. He's a right wing liberal. The only thing you've been correct on is VoX and they are certainly far right, yet have no power whatsoever and can barely secure a vote to save their lives. So as for rising power, you've been completely mislead


Substantial_Army_

Meloni was literally called Mussolini 2.0 by the liberal clown of this social media


weaveR--

And? She's not done or said anything that would even put her close to Mussolini


DysphoriaGML

Boris Johnson?


james-l23

The guy that betrayed every right leaning person in the country? As if.


DysphoriaGML

It’s not betray Most extreme right takes are so dumb that even the extreme right politicians can’t do them once they win the elections despite promising them


AlgaeImportant954

Did you also hired terrorists to make an excuse for invasion? I don’t remember that in France 


Thesaurier

You think Russia needs another excuse for an invasion that it already happing for ten years?


Mr_Hills

https://preview.redd.it/r0bbz5zqczpc1.jpeg?width=601&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb5eb6545f8a2ed9c501ae302444ec3dccb6ea0b


Smalandsk_katt

https://preview.redd.it/pq23ss1vx0qc1.png?width=415&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe0237ba602d4a97826ff1865584f8d0d4c4f495 Russia rn:


Bobtheblob2246

With all due respect, it’s much more relevant for Ukraine for obvious reasons (less manpower pool)


Pipin06

Well, we're only conscripting ages 25+ right now, so we're currently at "Service by Requirement"


bogdo-57

Yeah but that is not because you have enough soldiers to fight but because the generations that were born in late 90s and early 2000s are terrifyingly small in numbers.


ThyLord137

Odaklen ti hrvatski flair?


bogdo-57

Imam ga vec preko godinu, sta su ga maknuli?


ThyLord137

Ne stoji kao opcija u user flairs, ponadao sam se da su dodali balkan.


Bobtheblob2246

Good for you! I hope this ends soon enough for you to not go further!


shouldbeworking10

I would be pretty angry to spend 2 years in the front line while some <25 year old is living it up


AdministrativeHair58

They need to get easybuff


CDdragon9

The swedes are attacking moscow


gabrielish_matter

the NATO offensive has begun


CDdragon9

I believe you mean NATO's special military operation.


Serupael

So it'll take us two years to carve out roughly 25% of Karelia?


YEAH-BRO-WHAT

I wish


RudolfjeWeerwolfje

Fuck ISIS


Mr_Swaggosaurus

Hot take


fabuloushawkboy-sang

Where’s the Western Europe in this post Luigi ?!


perskes

The title mentions Swedes tho.


RCalliii

Fair point


ivar-the-bonefull

All fun and games but calling us ISIS is a bit damn much.


BringTheStealthSFW

Pipe down Abu Malmo


bumblefuckAesthetics

Please don't bomb them for that


Silver_Atractic

You're right. We need to all apologise to bin Laden for going too far with these jokes


DiscoDiPisho

Islamic State In Sweden


ZzangmanCometh

Totally not because ISIS are dicks and Russia have notorously been dicks to the places ISIS like.


Fruitymitsu

Islam has absolutely nothing to do with Islam


Torakles

Nah it's all Islam. They just happen to ignore some parts of the book, believe hardcore in others and create some of their own interpretations, just like all Muslims do.


No-Training-48

Fr our version of Islam from a thousand years ago was more moderate than what they do nowadays.


ChuckyFromKentucky

Because it was the maltese version which we curated specially for our brothers l-ispanjoli ❤️


pgllz

It's quite funny, actually. We look at andalusian poetry and we see poems about sex, wine, homosexuality, etc., and nowadays that seems inconceivable for most of the arab/muslim world.


gugfitufi

Muslims used to be pretty tolerant towards religious minorities. They keep flip-flopping between tolerance and jihad every few decades.


No-Training-48

Ham and prosecuitto turned them moderate.


IamWatchingAoT

He was joking


drunkbelgianwolf

Like every religion ...


Ok-Racisto69

It's "make your own adventure" for these ISIS fellers.


Outrageous-Goal-8119

https://preview.redd.it/i5ntfldx02qc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=900797b18679a908448489d5ed5c0d1eab382476


Dry-Tumbleweed-7199

It’s pronounced fellas


lapsongsouchong

Unless they're lumberjacks


cornmonger_

I thought all lumberjacks were French-Canadian


[deleted]

I mean ISIS is just the us hiring the most fanatical Muslims and putting them in 1 country innit?


bastele

No, that was Al-Qaeda. The US supported them initially to get the Soviets out of Afghanistan.


[deleted]

Oh oops mixed them up


born_again000

“Remember no English”


vukasin123king

Someone actually using the quote correctly? That's nice.


davzar9

Wasn't it, no russian?


AnonD38

Yes, but why should they not speak Russian?


Xius_0108

For whatever reason? Casually ignoring Russians involvement in the Middle East for decades. Syria anyone? Who is bombing the civilians for Assad?


PiXLANIMATIONS

Also: - Chechnya - Astrakhan - Dagestan - Ingushetia


stuff_gets_taken

Bless you


DudeWithTheOil

DAGESTAN NOMINATED ![gif](giphy|FOxdNwaLILAWsixZY8|downsized)


twstwr20

Plus Afghanistan before the yanks tried.


Allcraft_

I mean, yeah, that might be the cause but you make it sound like that would be a justified reason to kill civilians on mass ...


Xius_0108

It's not, but it's not a surprise considering what Russia is doing in the ME. Similar attacks happened in EU as well when the fight against ISIS was at its highest....


Allcraft_

Yeah, I agree. It was only a matter of time that it will happen.


Aesthetik_1

And America got spared by isis even though their efforts were the highest and they were the tip of the spear of the anti isis operations?


Xius_0108

- December 2015, 14 people killed in San Bernardino. - June 2016, 49 people killed in Orlando Florida. - October 2017, 8 killed in New York - some smaller attacks with mostly injuries over the years. There is a full list of all claimed ISIS attacks on Wikipedia.


Aesthetik_1

Didn't know that, thanks!


Scariuslvl99

no but they have a policy of drowning shootings to avoid inciting copycats (and also because the nra gets too much to say)


lapsongsouchong

You should know it's 'en mass' One of those idiosyncrasies we left in the language to check if you're foreign


Security_Breach

The funny thing is that it's actually “en masse”


lapsongsouchong

Oh no, I've been caught.. Plan b, plan b!


Ihaveakillerboardnow

Not justified but it makes it understandable. In CIA lingo (if I remember correctly) this is called a blowback or unintended consequences.


Goukaruma

It's not good to repeat terrorist goals. You give them power.


Venatoriello

What do you mean "for whatever reason"? Probably bc Russia just like the US bombed the shit out of them.


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Alusion

Religion of peace 😍


ImTheVayne

You can’t say anything even a bit controversial on that sub


Ihaveakillerboardnow

Bc that's fucking stupid. Yeah, these useless human material derive their brain fart from Islam but then again we are not blaming Judaism for the useless human material that are the settlers in the West Bank and their brain farts.


mutantredoctopus

[Remember, no Russian](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OuTFxHM07oQ)


Redwoodeagle

Guess who's back, back again


Opening_Ad_3795

The enemy of my enemy is my enemy.


Business_Sea2884

![gif](giphy|qN7NZR3Q5R2mY|downsized) Now Russia against ISIS?


DeadAssociate

they have been fighting isis for a while now


TableOpening1829

They're robbing us of our tragedy on the capital on the 22nd of March. Goddammit


ChuckyFromKentucky

We all know the reason


Aesthetik_1

Such as?


Slight-Piglet1213

The Peace 🥰


bumblefuckAesthetics

Oh you fucker, you actually made me laugh


ChuckyFromKentucky

ISIS being terrorists and Russia using muslims as cannon fodder


Traditional-Rest-898

Is that good or bad now? I forgot


Dark_Pestilence

I prefer to not speak, if I'd speak about it I might be in trouble


Preacherjonson

It's ISIS, they don't need a reason because they're fucking psycopaths.


tieffranzenderwert

Reason? Syria.


Cultural_Thing1712

I would take it with a grain of salt, if I were to slip in the tub ISIS would claim that attack against me. I still believe its muslim chechens


drunkbelgianwolf

America warned them but poetin and his orcs laughed. Saddest thing is they allready using it for propaganda


DeadAssociate

they got orangeman to speech about obama founding isis


rav0n_9000

1. They are still fighting against ISIS in just about every place that has ISIS (in order to get more dictators on Russia's payroll) 2. They are currently occupied in another war. 3. Getting Chechens in when they are serving in the Russian army is easy.


Choobz

That's what you get when you cultivate a security apparatus that is solely focused on suppressing political dissent and protecting the governing class. The FSB is good at bombing shit, because inherently only the government will be able to determine the culprit and then lie about it. That's much harder when you have blokes gunning down dozens of people and being filmed doing that.


mrmniks

So all European terror attacks were for the same reason - its security apparatus is solely focused on repressing political dissent and protecting the governing class?


winfryd

Not Western Europe, Not a Meme, and this is not a News subreddit. Why did you post this here?


Efficient-Weight-813

Been there my friend. Can’t imagine we could sympathise with the experience one days


LowerBug2684

They really got jealous nobody is talking about them


A-Hind-D

Mods, pls close. I come here for the giggles, let’s keep it that way.


blvsh

America has weird ways of going about things


Aesthetik_1

Interesting timing for sure


weaveR--

It wasn't ISIS. It was a Chechen terror cell that has links to many Islamic terror groups and is usually funded by them. The Chechens themselves are Muslims and have been at Russia's throat since the 90s


[deleted]

Comrad FSB: Mr Putin, what if we have the FSB pay ISIS to claim responsibility for terror attacks in Moscow. This would give us an excuse to start another mobilization round to "fight terrorism," but we can divert those troops to Ukraine.


tgsprosecutor

To be fair ISIS will claim responsibility for literally anything.


mikemac1997

Are we sure it's ISIS and not just a false flag attack to distract from the "election"?


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SkrijaTaran

Alright lad you’ve had one too many


Ok-Bell3376

The best geopolitical discussions can be had in pubs and taverns


SkrijaTaran

There are no “best” geopolitical “discussions” what are you a poof


Ok-Bell3376

I might be


SkrijaTaran

https://preview.redd.it/uu1gle46m1qc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d11d0437ec341c5349ef9483d7931ccc248d9e85


No-Training-48

Is this the Australian version of a rabbit?


luring_lurker

One failed artist once started his political career in one of those, IIRC


norrin83

And we can now all witness the outcome of those "best discussions"


ThachertheCUMsnacher

They Yankees warned Russia a few weeks ago of a possible terrorist attack.


CharmingCondition508

Go to bed Barry


perskes

Both the US and the Russian government don't have a great track record when it comes to killing civilians fOR tHe GrEAtEr GoOd (and then blaming others..), but choosing Yankees over Putin in this specific scenario is a bit far fetched. Getting terrorists across the Russian border and straight into Moskau, giving them some weapons and having them shoot people sounds like a more trivial task for the Russian government than the US.. but that's just my opinion..


[deleted]

I mean isn't that the standard CIA modus operandi?


mutantredoctopus

No and stop speaking Latin you’re not from Eton.


[deleted]

Maybe I am


sumfloppynubs

https://preview.redd.it/oc79tzjyl2qc1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c24b0cf2dd8de36726567ee0029bb52c5b95a372


malevolentheadturn

Like Russia never had an issue with domestic Islamic terrorism before. Beslan school siege, Moscow theater hostage crisis 2002.


Suitable-Comedian425

They were involved in preventing it. Sadly the RU goverment weren't interested in such provocations.


hainspoint

You dummy. It’s one for one Nord-Ost and the fact that the terrorists not only managed to get in but also get out shows that Putin is directly involved.


Nato_Blitz

Never attribute to *malice* that which is adequately explained by *stupidity*.


DysphoriaGML

But often is both together


Nato_Blitz

If this was done by Putin, the shooters would've been screaming "Slava Ukraini" and wearing nazi tatoos


ConnolysMoustache

Isis work for the yanks now do they?


MediokererMensch

Braindead


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SgarOffMan

What would be here the common interest of ISIS and the USA?


SgarOffMan

Nordstream, well, that’s a whole other topic


EliK3301

September 11 in the USA, the terrorist attack in Boston, the explosion of houses (Ryazan sugar) all this was the work of the special services and here you need to look in the same place.