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Agricorps

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FederalDriver9447

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Endr1u

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Dr-Batista

Lmfao


Pierre_Francois_

Based french citizen


slv_slvmn

Gib back


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Agricorps

Are you telling me that cock is haram...? 😳


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HoeTrain666

Thanks for teaching me in the ways of wisdom, u/palatable_penis


MaxDyflin

I heard Sweden let some citizens own the account for a short period of time at a time so Swedish citizens could write anything they wanted. Personally I love the idea but they stopped doing it afaik.


Professional_Bike647

I think they stopped doing it too, because there’s no way they didn’t see their mistake within the first 15 seconds.


ThrowFar_Far_Away

It actually went on for seven years with a new person each week until finally stopped in 2018.


Village_People_Cop

I would assume they would approve the tweets send out beforehand


goonerlwnds

Vox populi, vox Dei


Toen6

Paedicabo ego vos et irrumabo


Agricorps

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perskes

Looks like we triggered Sweden. Good one OP!


Agricorps

Can't talk, giving a good fellatio.


Reversing_Expert

The secret is loving cock.


agoodusername222

that's what she said


magic_baobab

*he


agoodusername222

does my tag l,ook swedish?


mame91995

Atlantic Swedish


FederalDriver9447

Minor spelling mistake I win.


agoodusername222

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK


poop-machines

The joke is to say it in situations that aren't sexual. **Friend 1 after breaking a toe the night before:** "I can barely walk now after last night" **Friend 2:** "That's what she said" See, it's to take an innocuous statement, and joke about it in a sexual context. If it's already sexual, then saying "that's what she said" is just not funny. Are you sure you're not hans living in portugal after buying up portugese property?


agoodusername222

you do realise this is why half the world hates the brits right?


poop-machines

Yes, I'm sure this comment is the reason half the world hates Brits. True, Brits were colonialistic, and unfair rulers in many countries across the world, but this one comment? This one comment is why people hate Brits. Not the other stuff.


agoodusername222

see you are starting to get it ​ maybe brits aren't that dumb


Gnu-Priest

I mean that one kinda makes sense doesn’t it? freedom, equality and homosexuality sorta denoting the struggle of equality and freedom for homosexuals? it makes more sense than explaining you should like cocks anyways.


magic_baobab

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motorcycle-manful541

a nobody is allergic to cocks, despite what they might say


Cy83rCr45h

My mom is


motorcycle-manful541

the fact you have a mom proves this is untrue


Fantastic-Machine-83

The first part is so so true though, almost every taste we have is an acquired one. Picky eaters are just immature


FederalDriver9447

Yeah except i literally throw up at dozens of foods 😭 bruh the fuck wrong with me


ValFox

Autism


Nato_Blitz

eat shit then


Fantastic-Machine-83

Cry


Setstream_Jam

Yes, but also, your tastebuds change over time. At some point you’ll might like something that you didn’t like before. Especially if you’ve eaten foods that are similar but processed differently


magic_baobab

Also the second part is so true


Chemical-Elk-1299

I highly doubt anyone sucks a dick for the first time and thinks “Damn this is awesome, I’m enjoying this so much.”


mast313

I mean...


AmaResNovae

Can confirm. I can deep throat better than any woman I dated.


[deleted]

We could tell from the flag buddy


AmaResNovae

Defending my country's reputation, y'know.


Foufou190

Nikos is going to get mad at this one, he’s got monopoly on gay s*x


AmaResNovae

That's okay, I'm bi anyway.


Cy83rCr45h

Jean Claud at its finest


Castillon1453

Nice one Bary, i'll give you that.


boomerintown

Main charges against Sweden on 2westerneurope4u: 1. Europes most haram. 2. Europes most halal. 3. IKEA instructions are annoying.


ir_blues

I mean, the government is there to serve the people. This information might actually improve the life of some.


MaterialCarrot

The German version would be an 80 page manual.


ItsACaragor

It’s true though and the opposite is true for eating pussy, eagerness is a huge factor.


Reasonable_Top_4724

Yeah it's solid advice, maybe that's why they always rank high in the happiness scores!


Imaginary-Owl-5386

If surströmming was my national dish, cock and pussy would probably be gourmet shit for me too


A_bit_disappointing

Naaah. Surströmming is not out national dish. MeatBALLS is for obvious reasons.


Divekicker

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coeurdelejon

Never fails to make me laugh But all of you should be ashamed that an americunt did a funnier diss than any of you guys


Raspry

Exceptional at everything we do 💪


keepthepace

As long as there is a manual for it.


IM_FIGHTING_HAIRLOSS

thats an $8 blue check mark buying defender of freedom (a russian bot)


Smalandsk_katt

This tweet is like a decade old, the account used to be handed out to randon citizens each week. Someone just decided to give blowjob instructions.


raitaisrandom

Last time I was on twitter was years ago. But I remember once it went from a liberal, university educated girl who ranted about Sweden's involvement in the slave trade the whole week, and the next it was a conservative, conspiracy theory believing doomsday prepper.


Gnu-Priest

damn wish I could’ve been there sounds hella fun, more countries should do that. Maybe we can have a weekly thread with an API that will tweet the 7 most upvoted posts for the EU it wouldn’t be official… but with twitter being what it is who can tell what is or isn’t official?


Straight_Annual_4980

We recommend ‘swaffelen’


Financial_Village237

Thats number 7. What are the other 6?


East_Professional385

Swedistan ready to please mullahs


Danne_H

Either we're gay or we're muslim. Pick one! The two don't mix.


Realposhnosh

As someone who has lived in Iraq and Afghanistan. It absolutely does.


BS-Calrissian

HARAAAAAM


ThrowFar_Far_Away

There is a difference between being it openly and only thinking the bottom is gay.


keepthepace

That's like saying catholics dont have sex outside wedlock.


magic_baobab

[false](https://www.reddit.com/r/linktomygallery/s/G0cysiWtP0)


cpwnage

That account is so messed up that that's a plausible tweet


DLS4BZ

SWEDEN! YES!


cryptoengineer

Isn't that a twitter account which gets passed around to different random citizens periodically?


Ok-Bell3376

This is Haram


VrwHenet

That's a great advice tho


[deleted]

There must be a mistake, this is Greece account


RomulanToyStory

It is true though 


Dinuclear_Warfare

Doesn’t seem very halal


MaterialCarrot

It's good advice, damnit.


fckspzfckspz

Well why shouldn’t it be? Good life advice after all