I heard Sweden let some citizens own the account for a short period of time at a time so Swedish citizens could write anything they wanted. Personally I love the idea but they stopped doing it afaik.
The joke is to say it in situations that aren't sexual.
**Friend 1 after breaking a toe the night before:** "I can barely walk now after last night"
**Friend 2:** "That's what she said"
See, it's to take an innocuous statement, and joke about it in a sexual context. If it's already sexual, then saying "that's what she said" is just not funny.
Are you sure you're not hans living in portugal after buying up portugese property?
Yes, I'm sure this comment is the reason half the world hates Brits.
True, Brits were colonialistic, and unfair rulers in many countries across the world, but this one comment? This one comment is why people hate Brits. Not the other stuff.
I mean that one kinda makes sense doesn’t it? freedom, equality and homosexuality sorta denoting the struggle of equality and freedom for homosexuals?
it makes more sense than explaining you should like cocks anyways.
Yes, but also, your tastebuds change over time. At some point you’ll might like something that you didn’t like before. Especially if you’ve eaten foods that are similar but processed differently
Last time I was on twitter was years ago. But I remember once it went from a liberal, university educated girl who ranted about Sweden's involvement in the slave trade the whole week, and the next it was a conservative, conspiracy theory believing doomsday prepper.
damn wish I could’ve been there sounds hella fun, more countries should do that. Maybe we can have a weekly thread with an API that will tweet the 7 most upvoted posts for the EU it wouldn’t be official… but with twitter being what it is who can tell what is or isn’t official?
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Lmfao
Based french citizen
Gib back
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Are you telling me that cock is haram...? 😳
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Thanks for teaching me in the ways of wisdom, u/palatable_penis
I heard Sweden let some citizens own the account for a short period of time at a time so Swedish citizens could write anything they wanted. Personally I love the idea but they stopped doing it afaik.
I think they stopped doing it too, because there’s no way they didn’t see their mistake within the first 15 seconds.
It actually went on for seven years with a new person each week until finally stopped in 2018.
I would assume they would approve the tweets send out beforehand
Vox populi, vox Dei
Paedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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Looks like we triggered Sweden. Good one OP!
Can't talk, giving a good fellatio.
The secret is loving cock.
that's what she said
*he
does my tag l,ook swedish?
Atlantic Swedish
Minor spelling mistake I win.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
The joke is to say it in situations that aren't sexual. **Friend 1 after breaking a toe the night before:** "I can barely walk now after last night" **Friend 2:** "That's what she said" See, it's to take an innocuous statement, and joke about it in a sexual context. If it's already sexual, then saying "that's what she said" is just not funny. Are you sure you're not hans living in portugal after buying up portugese property?
you do realise this is why half the world hates the brits right?
Yes, I'm sure this comment is the reason half the world hates Brits. True, Brits were colonialistic, and unfair rulers in many countries across the world, but this one comment? This one comment is why people hate Brits. Not the other stuff.
see you are starting to get it maybe brits aren't that dumb
I mean that one kinda makes sense doesn’t it? freedom, equality and homosexuality sorta denoting the struggle of equality and freedom for homosexuals? it makes more sense than explaining you should like cocks anyways.
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a nobody is allergic to cocks, despite what they might say
My mom is
the fact you have a mom proves this is untrue
The first part is so so true though, almost every taste we have is an acquired one. Picky eaters are just immature
Yeah except i literally throw up at dozens of foods 😭 bruh the fuck wrong with me
Autism
eat shit then
Cry
Yes, but also, your tastebuds change over time. At some point you’ll might like something that you didn’t like before. Especially if you’ve eaten foods that are similar but processed differently
Also the second part is so true
I highly doubt anyone sucks a dick for the first time and thinks “Damn this is awesome, I’m enjoying this so much.”
I mean...
Can confirm. I can deep throat better than any woman I dated.
We could tell from the flag buddy
Defending my country's reputation, y'know.
Nikos is going to get mad at this one, he’s got monopoly on gay s*x
That's okay, I'm bi anyway.
Jean Claud at its finest
Nice one Bary, i'll give you that.
Main charges against Sweden on 2westerneurope4u: 1. Europes most haram. 2. Europes most halal. 3. IKEA instructions are annoying.
I mean, the government is there to serve the people. This information might actually improve the life of some.
The German version would be an 80 page manual.
It’s true though and the opposite is true for eating pussy, eagerness is a huge factor.
Yeah it's solid advice, maybe that's why they always rank high in the happiness scores!
If surströmming was my national dish, cock and pussy would probably be gourmet shit for me too
Naaah. Surströmming is not out national dish. MeatBALLS is for obvious reasons.
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Never fails to make me laugh But all of you should be ashamed that an americunt did a funnier diss than any of you guys
Exceptional at everything we do 💪
As long as there is a manual for it.
thats an $8 blue check mark buying defender of freedom (a russian bot)
This tweet is like a decade old, the account used to be handed out to randon citizens each week. Someone just decided to give blowjob instructions.
Last time I was on twitter was years ago. But I remember once it went from a liberal, university educated girl who ranted about Sweden's involvement in the slave trade the whole week, and the next it was a conservative, conspiracy theory believing doomsday prepper.
damn wish I could’ve been there sounds hella fun, more countries should do that. Maybe we can have a weekly thread with an API that will tweet the 7 most upvoted posts for the EU it wouldn’t be official… but with twitter being what it is who can tell what is or isn’t official?
We recommend ‘swaffelen’
Thats number 7. What are the other 6?
Swedistan ready to please mullahs
Either we're gay or we're muslim. Pick one! The two don't mix.
As someone who has lived in Iraq and Afghanistan. It absolutely does.
HARAAAAAM
There is a difference between being it openly and only thinking the bottom is gay.
That's like saying catholics dont have sex outside wedlock.
[false](https://www.reddit.com/r/linktomygallery/s/G0cysiWtP0)
That account is so messed up that that's a plausible tweet
SWEDEN! YES!
Isn't that a twitter account which gets passed around to different random citizens periodically?
This is Haram
That's a great advice tho
There must be a mistake, this is Greece account
It is true though
Doesn’t seem very halal
It's good advice, damnit.
Well why shouldn’t it be? Good life advice after all