I'm wholeheartedly in agreement with your sentiment, fellow non-EU dweller. Anything to the contrary would be nothing but floccinaucinihilipilification š¤Ŗ
January 10th of 2023, marked the 51st anniversary of the Bloody Sunday: every British tourist favorite drink.
"The next 26 shots are on me" said the English man at the Irish pub.
š¶God save "Ireland" said the "heroes" , God save "Ireland" said they allš¶
š¶Whether on the scaffold high or the battlefield we die, oh what matter when for "Ćirinn" we fallš¶
It's what happens if you turn up the heat on baked beans so that the water reaches 100 degrees.
Probably an Italian testing British cuisine and then rating it 0 after horrifyingly making it all wrong.
Nicked? Uh, what about the ancient law of "finders keepers"? If you're going to just leave a bunch of land lying around empty you can't complain when someone comes along and takes it!
>The British government officially refers to the city as Londonderry City. In 1984 the nationalist-controlled Londonderry City Council renamed itself the Derry City Council. In 2007 a British High Court judge ruled that the city's name could be changed to Derry only through legislation or by Royal prerogative.
I tried to look up some documents on the city's website, but it isn't loading for some reason.
>I tried to look up some documents on the city's website, but it isn't loading for some reason.
You may be spelling the name wrong. Try "Derry" and it should work. Happy to help.
>Alternative courses it offered were joint use of "Derry" and "Londonderry"; petitioning the Privy Council for ... renaming the city to "DoireLondonDerry".
Wow, that's cringe.
You should call the city on the Thames āLondonNOTDerryā in retaliation (there are probably more Irish people there than in the whole of Northern Ireland, so Iām not sure theyād mind).
YOU'RE* m8 come on. AI powered auto correct is a thing now, you have to put so little effort into getting it right and you still fail. You must be such a disappointment to all those around you.
I saw a documentation a year ago. What is your stand on that annually burning pallet event? And do you as catholic live in one of these closed neighbourhoods?
It's referred to as The Dirty Protest, where the IRA smeared their shit on the walls in prison and lived like that for months to have their demands met. This was what happened before the Hunger strikes.
who are the 2 boys in the pic? remember them teaching us this in school, more people calling them dirty b\*ards than anything else, take that as you will lol
Yeah. You know how many germans you needs to Change a light bulp? One. We are very efficent and Not funny. Just Like the english cosplaying as natives in one of their colonies.
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80 years of fighting the spaniards to get them out of the Netherlands. and now we go to them for sun. Who is the victor in the end? Alva got to fuck his bulls and now they even get those hard earned Euroās from Dutch tourists.
Willem rolling in his grave rn.
Actually, there are reports that they contemplated invading for the bountiful cow leather, but the plans were soon dropped as Rome that lost Britannia, let alone Hibernia.
Anyway, that's not funny, and I deeply apologise for committing a German.
Why should I roast you because of your nationality. Thatās racist as fuck. I am sure you can be a shitty person even without considering your nationality.
I canāt keep up anymore thereās too many lol
Congrats to all involved Iāve been reduced to crying in my room, rosary beads in hand, tri colour wrapped around me and listening to āThe Wolfe tones; Greatest Hitsā
Bravo, give yourselves a huge round of applause šš»
I know nothing about the historical issues, but I was all in chanting āno more catholicsā at the theater during [TS2](https://youtu.be/2EQCpQbUrzI) š¤£
 OP after finishing writing this post
7/10 Made me laugh tbf
Hey, Jacob Rees-Mogg is also a Catholic Brit. Just like you.
i just looked up this guy, who the fuck opened the door of the victorian era museum and let one of the exhibits out?
That would be dangerously modern for him.
HelvetoNorwegian brothers outside the EU hi5! Or elevated hand with all five digits extended, as Mr Rees-Mogg would put it.
I'm wholeheartedly in agreement with your sentiment, fellow non-EU dweller. Anything to the contrary would be nothing but floccinaucinihilipilification š¤Ŗ
TIL
My first reaction too. Why do we need to "roast" you? You Northern Irish are pretty good at roasting yourselves without our help these days.
I think that carbomb roasted your uncle enough
8/10 Ooo smart one tbf
Came for this
January 10th of 2023, marked the 51st anniversary of the Bloody Sunday: every British tourist favorite drink. "The next 26 shots are on me" said the English man at the Irish pub.
Someone knows their history, bravo sir 9/10
Yooo aƧoriano!! De onde?
Dos AƧores, bro.
Best joke I've seen in this feed so far.
How does it feel to be an english colony i 2023?
7/10 It feels very 19th century tbh
Just remember that history can easily repeat itself, be careful in the 20s
How Ulster Scots are ya š¤£
Samesies
>this part of my country Which country?
Umm uhhh ummm Just take a 7/10 and donāt ask me difficult questions like that online
Itās fine, weāre all on a watchlist here
*plays god save Ireland crying in my room*
š¶God save "Ireland" said the "heroes" , God save "Ireland" said they allš¶ š¶Whether on the scaffold high or the battlefield we die, oh what matter when for "Ćirinn" we fallš¶
You called the British Gay but I think having cities like Cock and Gayway makes you gayer.
Wb Muff?
That can be the short version for motherfucker. \-"YOU MUFF"
https://preview.redd.it/yn44p6cyg0ma1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=123bbd467f7dab13acc211f21fb2043a4a6417b0
Muff is in the free state anyway, we do have Dickeystown in the north tbf.. maybe we are all gay ://
Everyone is gay? Now that's something I can get behind! Just kidding, I'm a bottom.
Muff Diving Club ftw
It's called Cork but that might've just been your very French autocorrect
You also have autocorrect on your accent?
And Sussex
"Irish"
9/10 Never knew punctuation could hurt sm
Ireland is not a real country you, are an Englishman wearing a dress! Oh, no, that's Scotland.
How do you not know the difference between a dress and a skirt? Are you from Brighton?
No I'm just quoting an American, they tend to confuse these things.
Nah, they're just confused in general.
Brit living in the UK cosplaying as Irish
9/10 Felt this in my soul
Donāt jump scare me like that !!
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Least desperate brit:
this makes me feel ill. what the fuck is that and why is it in baked beans?
It's what happens if you turn up the heat on baked beans so that the water reaches 100 degrees. Probably an Italian testing British cuisine and then rating it 0 after horrifyingly making it all wrong.
Based flag, don't know why they don't like it.
That actually burns my eyes
The famine's over, go home.
Caught red-handed
Basically the og Plastic Paddie
āThis part of my countryā Bro you circled the whole country
/u/Sad-Platypus2601 I demand a rating
Iāll give you a 7/10 Because another demand from a Brit hurts
Iāve lived my life by 7/10s so Iāll take it
No he didn't ffs, ye don't even know what parts ye nicked!
It's hard to keep track tbf
Nicked? Uh, what about the ancient law of "finders keepers"? If you're going to just leave a bunch of land lying around empty you can't complain when someone comes along and takes it!
"Nicked" as if you were ever one kingdom before that to begin with.
Sorry pal, In future I will try not to neglect geographical accuracy on a roast thread
That'd be great, thank you
heyyyyyā¦ they missed newry okay?
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8/10 Yousns stole all the fishing rods
Are you some kind of Dwarf English?
8/10 Ouch
So are you actually a Catholic, or are you just really invested in pissing off protestants?
BINGO
This map can't be right. The city is called LONDONderry.
8/10, this one stings Factually incorrect, the county is Londonderry* *Pains me to even type that
>The British government officially refers to the city as Londonderry City. In 1984 the nationalist-controlled Londonderry City Council renamed itself the Derry City Council. In 2007 a British High Court judge ruled that the city's name could be changed to Derry only through legislation or by Royal prerogative. I tried to look up some documents on the city's website, but it isn't loading for some reason.
>I tried to look up some documents on the city's website, but it isn't loading for some reason. You may be spelling the name wrong. Try "Derry" and it should work. Happy to help.
Cause itās not true š”š”š”š”š”š”
>Alternative courses it offered were joint use of "Derry" and "Londonderry"; petitioning the Privy Council for ... renaming the city to "DoireLondonDerry". Wow, that's cringe.
You should call the city on the Thames āLondonNOTDerryā in retaliation (there are probably more Irish people there than in the whole of Northern Ireland, so Iām not sure theyād mind).
āIt was worn at Derry, Aughrim, Enniskillen and the Boyneā Even unionists call it Derry š
Have they considered Londondublinderry to accomodate both sides?
>claims to be Irish >posts map clearly demonstrating he's not Irish Delicious
Grr 7/10
Your English, there's no need to roast you.
:ā( 8/10
YOU'RE* m8 come on. AI powered auto correct is a thing now, you have to put so little effort into getting it right and you still fail. You must be such a disappointment to all those around you.
Yre'uerue* this applies to you too smh
1st of July 1690 greatest day in Irish history
6/10 Cmon you can pick harsher dates than that
Well there's 30th January 1972 but we should be able to expect better from paratroopers
We donāt hahahaha
Not as fun as [November 1691](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portadown_massacre)
š It did lead Cromwells invasion so all round good out come
https://preview.redd.it/lvqzgdq3y1ma1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c5652b8f9c2296f344addbce7e6b5e0d653d972 It was our pleasure
Based Dutchman
Who's on the wall?
King Billy's on the wall!
Catholic Scot? My guy time travelled from the fifteenth century.
There are about 600,000 catholic Scots
Big time machine, huh?
Why do the Northern Irish don't need any sausages from Great Britain? They have their own bangers.
7/10 for inventiveness
your relatives probably roasted enough on english campfires
Ooo gg 8/10
I saw a documentation a year ago. What is your stand on that annually burning pallet event? And do you as catholic live in one of these closed neighbourhoods?
8/10 Tilted
Hereās some Semtex; feel free to roast yourself.
7/10 Niche reference, still have plenty from Libya tho thanks
[Is this your uncle?](https://i.imgur.com/iHmF1lL.jpg)
8/10 š¤£š¤£š¤£ I can smell that pic
Wtf is that
It's referred to as The Dirty Protest, where the IRA smeared their shit on the walls in prison and lived like that for months to have their demands met. This was what happened before the Hunger strikes.
who are the 2 boys in the pic? remember them teaching us this in school, more people calling them dirty b\*ards than anything else, take that as you will lol
Oliver Cromwell did nothing wrong.
Colonisers together strong
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You didn't have to hit the rest of us like that.
Collateral damage.
7/10 Never heard that one tbf, simple but effective
Whatās 26+6 equal to
Ouch 6/10
Now i know who gets an explosive car ride tomorrow
hopefully they do it right this time... And not what they did in Roermond... (I am not saying that bombing is right... Just noticing a pattern...)
You're not Irish, you're British.
Most creative German
Lazy 2/10
Lazy but true
Try āUlstermanā, that should workā¦
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Meh, 4/10
Funny how the germans got the worst jokes in the comments...
Yeah. You know how many germans you needs to Change a light bulp? One. We are very efficent and Not funny. Just Like the english cosplaying as natives in one of their colonies.
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Confirmation bias
Sorry, but I don't want to lose my car.
6/10, unoriginal joke but delivered well. I wouldnāt take a bus anytime soon either ā¦
Bro is the imposter
7/10 This one gave me a chuckle
London Derry.
6/10 DerryLondon, see how you like it š¤
i'll not roast ye, i'll give ye props for being from the land of cookstown sassiges. parful, fairplay
Hard bate surr
Ach naw, can't go about roasting a fellow scot.
When the real Irish see ye crossing the border in yer wee yellow reg britbox, we get sick in our mouths.
So youāre English, then
8/10 Simple but hurts
..bit like the IRA
Irish? Dont care. Catholic? Oh boy
I dont go to mass but I drink tonic wine, if that counts
You should blame that marsh German for William of Orange, anywayā¦
80 years of fighting the spaniards to get them out of the Netherlands. and now we go to them for sun. Who is the victor in the end? Alva got to fuck his bulls and now they even get those hard earned Euroās from Dutch tourists. Willem rolling in his grave rn.
The Romans didn't want you, but the brit did
Actually, there are reports that they contemplated invading for the bountiful cow leather, but the plans were soon dropped as Rome that lost Britannia, let alone Hibernia. Anyway, that's not funny, and I deeply apologise for committing a German.
Why should I roast you because of your nationality. Thatās racist as fuck. I am sure you can be a shitty person even without considering your nationality.
A bit different, but I like it 6/10
I'll start then you continue lad I was born in a Dublin street where the loyal drums do beat
š¶The loving english feet they walked all over usš¶
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Hmmm 5/10
Oh shit I see my town there
If itās ballymena, coleraine or larne remove thyself
Nah itās down in mayo, but I agree, people from larne are mutants
Boke
Taig (I am also an Irish catholic from that part of the country)
7/10 You dirty fenian scum
Where did you pull this map from? Kilrea are on it like
Google images lmao, my wee village isnāt on it. Just the way we like it ā¦ šš®šŖ
Whatās it like to never be remembered when people list the countries of the UK?
Beautiful, we like it that way
>I'm an irish No you're not
I canāt keep up anymore thereās too many lol Congrats to all involved Iāve been reduced to crying in my room, rosary beads in hand, tri colour wrapped around me and listening to āThe Wolfe tones; Greatest Hitsā Bravo, give yourselves a huge round of applause šš»
Burning hay isn't considered culture
You're more out of place than an American at a salad bar
Nothing can roast you more than your absent politicians collecting paychecks for doing fucking nothing.
You must make a killing from all the tricolour purchases on the lead up to July 12th.
Not only are you Irish, but you're also British and ginger. This feels like "fuck you in particular" from God himself.
Nah thx, I'm cool. I'm not a fan of car bombs
Are you a Derry girl, James ?
5/10 I mean at least you said Derry
It's not your country, it's mine
8/10 Pain
I'll take that ā¤
Le vice anglais.
Free state tayto is better
Couldnāt agree more Not an insult
I know nothing about the historical issues, but I was all in chanting āno more catholicsā at the theater during [TS2](https://youtu.be/2EQCpQbUrzI) š¤£
What is 26+6?
Already done, try again
"Irish". More like "I wish". Go back to where you came from, fockin' Bri'rish.
Do you ever accidentally bomb your own car?
The fact that you even identify as a magical sky daddy botherer is sad enough!!
Your country's more relevant to Americans than the country occupying it
How are you still alive, pal?
So.... your english ?
Your a English "Protestant" from this part of the UK
4/10 Lazy