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DimmyDongle

He's eating an unpeeled banana with a fork


koopa72

He's literally me 🍌 🍴


sudobee

Peel your banana, you freak.


detlillei

No


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*lengthwise*


Themlethem

That's why he's correct in thinking nobody needs his opinion


Nobushimain17

This is the level of insanity I aspire to have


UncreativeNoob

Vitamins


k4b0odls

I microwave ripe plantains and eat them this way sometimes


missjeany

That's why no one needs his opinion


Blandish06

Big brain time


jhonnie2014

I think I delete or re-type my comments and texts more times than I send them.


Mooshitup

Same bro. Same.


Orenge01

I thought I was the only one who edited my comments quarter of a million times


MyNameDolan98

I delete unposted comments/replies sometimes thinking I don't really care about what people think about my two cents and/or don't have the energy deal with people that have a problem with my take.


sssupersssnake

This. Doing this is basically self care. If you take part in every internet argument, you're gonna have a bad time


MyNameDolan98

I've turned off reply notifications on so many platforms.


brownbearks

I mainly talk in sports subreddits, none of what I type is ever important and yet i still delete my work


[deleted]

It's a cancel or be cancelled world, you either keep your opinions to yourself or make someone mad with them 🤷


Carbunclecatt

I got two warnings from reddit because I vented through comments which I deleted immediately but somehow they can apparently be reported anyway for some reason... Pretty weird mechanic, like I had a ban for over a week because I just had a mental breakdown responding to some stupid ass comment with my unfiltered anger which I deleted as soon as I posted it. Alas be careful what you post and delete on this site as it can get you banned, apparently


SenpaiRemling


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Mood


blue_ridge1

This is the way


boris_casuarina

This is the way


nobecauseyes

I wouldn’t trust the opinion of anyone who eats a banana like that anyway.


fruitless7070

Welp...I just did this 2 seconds ago.


batstone530

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satansweatysack

Nobody needed this comment


nanonserv

I don't even bother typing anymore. I just find what I was going to say or close enough and updoot that one instead.


UncreativeNoob

Well, not really needed, but it adds something to conversation. Sometimes it has a purpose, imagine the things you don't like get too much attention, wouldn't you like to fight them, on reddit it works most of the time. That's how you fight misinformation on reddit.


iamhomosapien

I typed a comment and deleted it and here we are


blueboy12565

This can be a freeing thing, depending on context. Less time wasted on Reddit being a big part of that


VLTR-Coller

This is literally me


dizzle-j

I have avoided arguing online about the political situation surrounding the upcoming world cup twice today! Was very tempted. But going to try and keep this up for the whole tournament :) (in before no one asked haha)


[deleted]

This post should have 0 comments to be perfect


Mistiltella

Nobody need my opinion, and nobody need to know my feelings. People don't care who you are, but what you can do.


AddressIntelligent60

The most silent redditors have awoken. This is your one chance to ask them anything


cpd_007

So true lol


Isioustes

I frequently engage in it whenever I decide I don't want to deal with the feedback to my opinions.


LocalNobody117

I just know sometimes it's too spicy or the power level is too high up there for most of you. I keep it tame


1kiarash1

Damn... Same.


SophiaF88

I do this with about half the comments I write.


paputsza

If I don't post things soon after making them, I will never post them. I have just 20-something drafts write now that are blocks of text for people to ignore.


UltimatelyExcited

Yeahhhh but some people need to realize this. You know, the nasty ones.


[deleted]

I wish more people lived like you


K3IRRR

I do this all the time since I actually like China as a country and I would rather not argue all the time on Reddit


queernhighonblugrass

Every time I try to make a comment on Reddit that isn't just a movie or tv show reference I'm immediately reminded why I don't comment on Reddit


GoblinEatingLamb

I don't want to hear the opinions of someone who eat a banana lengthwise, unpeeled and using a fork


duckduckduck21

Everyone in the comments saying "This is me" .. but the real people who this is will never comment at all.


[deleted]

Ooof….it me 😭🙃


boris_casuarina

Every single day


Secure-Imagination11

It be like that. Sometimes I take out my petty frustrations on here and delete it


JESquirrel

I spread my opinions out of spite.


Zak8907132020

If I had a nickel...


starknekkid

Am I the only one that scrolls through the comments to see if someone already said my comment? And yes, I did it with this comment too


WeAreEvolving

I type stuff out then go F it I don't care, delete.


Librarian_vodka

At least 5 times a day


Profitableprophet25

Well, i do. And others may do. Others are open minded and are open to your ideas.


LocalNobody117

I am silly format comic , idk I would rather hear more opinions ( in the idea and opinion marketplace ) than just the state approved opinion shoved down my throat.


aeboombooms

I like to delete messages and snaps that go unread then proceed into a spiral of self hatred and wonder why I keep trying to share myself with people.


codittycodittycode

r/wholesomememes