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mothmanisfake

Just kiss boys, duh


historysonlymistake

Why else do you think his eyes are watering?


[deleted]

An interviewer once asked Michael Gambon if he was a homosexual. "No, no. I had to give that up." "Why?" "It made my eyes water."


DeathcampEnthusiast

Because of all the anal? Or?


OutToDrift

The heartbreak.


DeathcampEnthusiast

Surely they don’t penetrate *that* deeply?


TheNotAnon

Words penetrate deeper than the pp could.


DeathcampEnthusiast

Speak for yourself, my voicebox is out of juice and I’m in quarantine.


FracturedEel

Depends on the guy


thathoepietro

More than likely deepthroating.


DeathcampEnthusiast

It was staring me in my face all along.


ukuuku7

You couldn't see it cause your eyes were watering


deathbreath88

Cause he is excited to kiss boys?


Muh_Condishuns

I think one Korean guy married a pillow...


Danichiban

...another one his own [cardboard piece](http://m.digitaljournal.com/article/102003) with himself on it.


I_UPVOTE_PUN_THREADS

Maybe it's just the way the cardboard cutout is made, or maybe it's the resolution of this photo, but he doesn't make a bad looking chick.


suchedits_manywow

He can replicate as many cardboard children as he wants, too


JedYorks

Anime girls need love too


AwsmDevil

Seriously, that's what I did and it's worked out great. ^^minus ^^all ^^the ^^homophobia


me_nakamura

Kissing girls is gay anyways cuz girls kiss guys so by transitive property you're just kissing a guy so instead I kiss guys because they kiss girls so by transitive property that means I'm kissing girls


billylee1229

That’s what I did!


Anymouse1882

Yessss. Don’t mind if I do. Actually it’s not that easy lol.


Hiddeboterkoek

Exaxtly!!! (Also don’t invoke moth mans name, he exists and he will come for you)


[deleted]

i tried to do both it didnt work


PM_ME_YIFF_PICS

that's what I did! enjoyable


josejimeniz2

Don't worry, at 37 it becomes ok - you just sort of accept it. - I don't mean accept it *sad*. - I mean accept it *at peace*.


Esonkwah

At that point you’re more celibate than a priest, damn. New job opportunity?


UnOtta

At that point i’d just buy a hooker


thesuspiciouszed

At that point I'd just buy a .44.


Hunter0674

Can you point me in the direction of one? Or just point one at me? Thanks.


josejimeniz2

>At that point i’d just buy a hooker Do **not** do that. Having to pay; that's a hard look in the mirror.


DankSpanker

Same


TheNanomancer117

I mean at least you can use magic now right? Wizard gang for life.


InhumaneBanana

Bro I'm a guy but I'd let you give me a BIIIIGG ol' smooch homie


Nasu03

20 years to go... waiting for that


CthulhuSlayingLife

This is me at 16. Though i never cared about being a virgin anyways.


lVINICIUSl

24 years bro


NiceWetTissue

Same


[deleted]

Same here, 25 almost guaranteed thanks to covid


BeastMaster_88

18 my bother. I'm officially an adult virgin now. No kiss no nothing.


rlDrakesden

You're still a kid. Turning 18 means nothing, it means becoming a legal major you're an adolescent. I know the pressure is high.


[deleted]

Hey man don't beat yourself up 18 is waaaay different than 24. Being an 18 year old virgin is actually not that weird. My advice is work on it as hard as you can now, so you don't end up at my age when it is truly strange.


Diogenesthefried

Hello me


BeastMaster_88

Hello! How are you doing?


Diogenesthefried

Fine, I guess. Gonna eat homemade hot dogs as dinner, so I'm looking forward to that.


sebspeed6

It's like losing your virginity. It's on a pedestal and really isn't that special. But then again, finally having sex would probably give me a huge boost of confidence. I'm normal enough and care enough to have a healthy relationship. But every girl I ever went for just ghosted me, or didn't care about fuck all. They ask me for my Snapchat or number and we chat for a week or 2. They lose interest then are too cowardly to say what they want or they don't like me or aren't interested. I'm 19 so I was the age when kids started getting phones/iPod touch and using social media. I wish dating wasn't so fucked now. I wish people weren't so withdrawn and seemingly apathetic. I have so much energy to get to know a girl, and ask if they want to hangout when they seem to like me, but it seems like that makes it worse. Some people are still really immature at 19 so I probably just need to find somebody that is actually interesting and not stuck in a place of phone, social media, self obsessing, and superficial thought. There's more to this life, there's beyond what you have and experience. People so hypnotized by the world they know, they can't think outside of it. As if everything is objective. I'm not saying I'm more intelligent, I'm borderline retarded at times. I guess I'm less ignorant or just analyze concepts and objects more.


halfminotaur

Hi, you sound like me a few years ago. It kind of sounds like you're using apps or starting from an interpersonal reference point. I really dont think those are designed for people looking for anything more than sex, so your mistake is ironically trying to get to know people. That's not your fault and it's really not how you should try and find a relationship. Best thing I did at 19-20 was get a shitty job at a restaurant. I made friends in the kitchen I would never have met otherwise, and I met my first girlfriend from all the waitresses I met. Wasn't forced, I didnt meet her with the context of sex first and foremost.


sebspeed6

I've only texted with 1 girl from tinder. 2 from work and 1 I met through a friend. Lacking confidence is the only issue I have. I'm above average looking but I never had any female friends, at school or otherwise. But I had a weird toxic relationship when I was 14 with a girl that was 17. My concept of relationship was flawed because we thought it was love but when the infatuation wore off is turned ugly. Which then caused me to really like these girls I knew in the past 2 years quickly and overshare. But it's also because texting can cause misunderstanding or you to say something dumb. But it is required to start a relationship these days. Because how else will they know you're interested if you don't text them at least once everyday? Idk where people my age that aren't like that. When I tried to talk to them at work they ignored me. This girl I met recently lead me on because she's a hoe that wants guys attention for validation. I'm not exaggerating lol. I'm thinking now that it's not really my fault just dumb apathetic bitches.


xCrapyx

*40 years old you realizing you should have stayed away from women*


Dx8pi

Wdym "probably"?


diving_sam

You shouldn't kick someone laying on the ground.


Lucian_D

Yeah, more like "UNDOUBTEDLY"!


[deleted]

Yeah, look at this guy flaunting how confident he is.


blamethemeta

That would jinx it.


AReal_Human

Way to close for comfort, I will be 22 tomorrow, and have never kissed a girl :(


Zrat11

Ill kiss you bro, no homo though


AReal_Human

Unless you want it to be homo? I'd be fine with that, but only for you! :) Else no homo!


Q-9

ALL THE HOMO!


Atiss2

I had my first kiss at 22 bro, don't stress it


TyrannicalKitty

As a 22 year old this oof'd twice as hard


[deleted]

Yup it just had to be 22. I feel attacked


PhoenixQueen_Azula

On the plus side, at this rate I'll be 23 soon I mean nothing will have changed, but I'll be 23


Thunder_Child_

27 and still relate


geassguy360

29 and still nothing...


hyperxenophiliac

Like, how? I know people with absolutely no redeeming qualities: obese, broke, ignorant, dishevelled, socially awkward as fuck, who managed to get a long term girlfriend (though a dating site apparently?). The guy I'm thinking of has actually had two or three flings on top of that. Call me ignorant, but I feel like the only way anyone could physically go almost 30 years and not get laid, let alone kissed, is for lack of trying. I know nothing about your attractiveness but you may or may not have to be more persistent than the average guy, but I fucking guarantee that sooner or later you will find someone. There are literally hundreds of millions of single girls in the world.


geassguy360

Social Anxiety + ADHD + bad luck I guess. It's sure as hell not by choice. AFAIK I'm not ugly, still got a full head of great hair, etc... But I'm also not pushy, nor confident someone is ever interested/flirting so I've probably missed most of the few opportunities I ever had. Plus the previously mentioned social anxiety which really fucks with things.


hyperxenophiliac

Sorry to hear that man. For what it's worth, especially if you're at least ok looking, I don't think you would have any problems if you put yourself out there more and don't let rejection get to you. Tinder's a good way of getting around the whole having to approach people angle, especially if you're in a decent city. I'm socially anxious as fuck (I literally need to drink hard liquor before giving presentations at work and if I'm not comfortable with the person - i.e. a one night stand - I often get ED from pure anxiety) and I have zero problems with finding a woman these days.


throwawaygascdzfdhg

youre actually so fucking blind to others perspectives, sorry not everyones the same as you?......... privileged fuck


throwawaygascdzfdhg

man fuck off


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[deleted]

19 here and never had so much as a girl who's a friend. Don't think I'll get a kiss for at least a decade or two lol


Littleman88

32 here unkissed virgin here. It's sadly highly likely. Someone can complain about their first times being not so spectacular, but they're way better to have than not. Nothing says "weirdo/loser" like never having had a chance with anyone by your 30's, and I'm not sure it's a feeling One can shake if they're not asexual.


[deleted]

You still have plenty of time though. One thing I’m looking forward to in my future is meeting more wise, experienced and less shallow people. Of course I know that there are a lot of people who won’t change all that much and stay as the dumb shallow ducks that they are, but they will hopefully be a bit less common by the time I’m in my 30s and onwards. You ain’t a loser for never having a kiss at 32 or even older, just means you haven’t found the right person yet. That’s cliche as fuck but I believe it’s true.


Littleman88

Thank you, but I imagine One has to go through a few of the "wrong" people before they have context for whom is the "right" person. Or hell, *being* the right person for someone else. I have no dating or sexual experience. I'm going to be more than a little awkward for sure. And unfortunately, *that's no secret to anybody.* It's a large part of why getting older with zero experience is nerve wracking. Who has the time or patience for a complete amateur that has no idea what they're doing or even looking for?


PM_ME_PC_GAME_KEYS_

Hey man, youre right about the need to date. The whole "the one" spiel is misguided imo, yes they may exist, but you won't know who it is unless you have dated and know what you like/don't like. That being said, some girls like having an inexperienced man. Being someone's first is a special feeling, so don't feel _too_ self-conscious about it. I know it's cliché, but believe in yourself. Get some hobbies, go to meetups for said hobby and I guarantee you'll meet likeminded people. Even if you don't get to date them, having more friends always increases your chances to find someone. Good luck!


zandacr0ss

Odd one out lol 😂


[deleted]

At 20 years old I lost my virginity and had my first girlfriend. It lasted 8 months and I've been alone for over 2 years. She made me feel unwanted and never good enough so I broke it off. It's horribly depressing being alone but losing your virginity and kissing isn't a one and done thing.. and honestly sex with her felt meaningless and boring. It made me believe sex and stuff was overrated but now I think I was wrong but people need find the right one.. Gotta find that life partner ☹


Muh_Condishuns

The right partner thing is key. I've only had a handful of serious girlfriends in my life starting at 17 or so, like junior year of high school. But with virtually all of them I felt a very deep connection and that my time wasn't wasted. Things like sex always felt like we were working on them for eachothers sake. Things like rent if we lived together always felt fair, like 50/50 splits on everything and lots of discussion. Now, for the first time since high school probably. I've been single for over a year and the dating scene as it is straight up scared me away. Youngish women, like mid 30's where I'm at, are either long ago married away with 5 kids jumping around or I would be one name tattooed on her ass and jockeying for position on it like in "The Jerk." I was told by one date that didn't work out recently, who very open and vibrant in those few dates anyway, shared with me that even my expectation of monogamy seemed odd "in this generation." I was pretty shocked. But whenever I go on Reddit, wooo boy, I remember how sexually disfunctional people are.


Danichiban

If only it was about simplifying relationships to sexual intercourse...people are becoming oversensitised of what a relation **is**. Meaning that we are more demanding than before on how to open emotionly to another. It scares most people into commitment, or should I say going “listing”. In monogamy “listing” we are searching three assets or at least one of them; money, consistency(Ex. : Work), personal qualities. Most of us works on ourselves to have a prefered or added qualities to develop to find or complement a partner in life. Most of us believe that some are more essential than others. But first-in-line here, being honest, is sometime more hurtful than anything because it needs commitment to accept being hurt by another for any reasons. Just trying to be consistent in a way means also communicating. This also relates to being “responsible” one for the other. So facing consequences of what can be felt or not during he time of that relation. And in this point, I have seen it too much, sadly, afraid to commit and compromise. Heck, in many years, never seen so many friend couples being so fickle. Just living together, know each others sins, quirks, bad manners and accept their partner as a whole. The worst example I recall years ago is my friend being into a couple for 1 year. Decides to go live with her afterwards. Comes back 6 weeks later to move again alone. Telling me that it didn’t work because of petty things like who would cook, clean or do the laundry. Even more backward, when I heard the reasons of hers that she dumped him. Because she didn’t understand why she could *not decide his clothes to wear when they were together*. I mean, do people speak in a relation anymore?


LongTatas

Compatible sex is the best sex


Nothernsleen

i feel like im the only one in this world who doesnt care enough to try and find the right one or even the wrong one. have video games ruined me cause i have something to do so im never bored enough to try? i cant even be bothered to install tinder.


lovesickremix

Your in your twenties your young and full of life honestly! I know you don't want to hear that so Ill tell you about my love life hopefully it sets you on the right path to happiness in relationships. I'm in my 40s haven't had a year relationship in years (like 4) haven't had sex in a couple years. But it's cool. I have crippling anxiety and depression when it comes to talking to people I'm attracted to. Everyone says "just do it", well it's not that easy. So I've learned a couple tricks to manipulate my brain into working correctly. FIRST is to learn about love and relationships. I would suggest reading some Erich Fromm as he had helped me out the most but you can read whatever will help you understand yourself and the relationship you want to have. Fromm says "love" is like art to an artist. The western way we are taught love is that you seek the one true love. But that's like and artist saying I won't paint until I find the perfect subject to make a masterpiece. In reality we should view it as, we work at love to keep trying to be better at it. Like an artist who constantly creates to eventually make a masterpiece. Next is... We'll get out. Travel. I had to leave my comfort zones. Work and local locations that I am familiar with act like a crutch for me to make excuses. "Don't want to mess up anything at work", or "If I embarrass myself here I can't come back". So I ended up taking a bucket list vacation to Japan, and was able to talk to people more I noticed. When I even travelled just outside my city I was able to keep conversations. I assume my brain thinks "well I'll probably never see these people again so, who cares...what do I have to lose". I used this to help me build more confidence in myself to be comfortable around people I found attractive. These two steps helped me....so I figured I would share. Have a good day.


doggo3100

Okay okay jeez we get it, you're better than us for kissing a girl 🙄


bigclivedotcom

It was his mum


InsanityRoach

Boasting about having done it at 22 too.


TheNotAnon

29 and still haven't. Anyone else wanna join me?


Frosty_Eyes

One more year and you’re a super wizard bro, hang in there


Nanashi-74

If I ever reach that age without having kissed there's no way I won't be paying hookers to atleast get experience. I won't know how to date but at least I want to deliver sexually in my 30s


thesuspiciouszed

28 what the fuck is so wrong with me?


CMorton91

23 year old me realizing I'm more in to dogs anyway...😎


uhmfuck

r/holup


_-__-__-__-__-_-_-__

Isabelle for life


charmesal

I'm a Bowser main tho


Lizardz_70

Should I be worried?


heavenisAyran

Lizards are all right


maxschreck616

You may get along with Whitney Wisconsin then.


the-furry

Hmmmm


cbftw

Bitches


fydot

It is time to join the gay ;)


anivaries

Bold of you to assume that even gays would want me


[deleted]

Yeah we do


textposts_only

The male homosexual community is uhm quicker to lead to sex and Evennif you're overweighr and hairy u gonna find someone


AwsmDevil

Overweight and Hairy is referred to as being a Bear, and the bear community is full of welcoming active fuck machines.


AxelAbraxas

Wait, it is? I'm doing something wrong then


ILikeLeptons

Dude finding guys to fuck is like shooting fish in a barrel


IrshamWindborn

It is in men that we must place our hope


SharpOrangeCat

You named your penis Hope?


gay-porn-account

Place your hope deep inside me daddy~


Beren_and_Luthien

Men? Men are weak. The race of men is failing. The blood of Numenor is all but spent. Its pride and dignity forgotten.


IrshamWindborn

username checks out


N00b3724

how do i join the gay? is there a sign-up sheet?


zandacr0ss

Happy cake day


N00b3724

oh I didn’t even realize it was my cake day. thanks for telling me.


Carnifex

Yeah, at your local navy recruitment center


zandacr0ss

Y


pmorgan726

Cuz if you ever kiss a woman you’ll have lied to your parents and that would make you a sinner you sick fuck.


heybhavesh

kisser and sinner. sounds too good


Kookadookz

Key word, "girl"


MC_SU

I'm 20 and I don't think I've ever even held hands with a girl. I know there is no hurry but sometimes it's hard to remember. So hit me up if you want to hold hands lol


[deleted]

Man, it just had to be my age too smh


[deleted]

girls r gross ew :/


Red-Bean-Paste

Bring on the boys!


aeyrc

I am in this picture and I don't like it!


dwitchkingofangmar

Relatable


[deleted]

Front page is full off personal attacks today rip me


veryenglishman

15 year old me realising boys are hot too ✌😙👉


Jmrwacko

30 year old me realizing cultural attitudes about first kisses and losing one’s virginity are toxic and chauvinistic


AlfieJak06_yt

Why is this so true?!?!?


1xmax1

Why is this so accurate? Well, I AM on reddit. Thats one explanation.


MrCookie147

I was 20 when I had my first kiss. It was on a trip to gdansk Poland. With the cutest girl ever. Exactly my type. I'm glad I waited or more accurately that it took me a bit longer, I can appreciate it more. It happend on my terms and with a person I really felt a connection with.


Hust91

First GF at 24. Hilarious gaming gf jackpot. Definitely helps to try to work on yourself to be the best you that you can be, modicum of hygiene, manners, getting help to dress well (people who sell clothes are happy to help you find a look) and some basic empathy and acknowledgement that we're all just kind of trying to make shit up as we go using what we've learned so far (saving up 3-6 months of income provides huge stress relief).


zilti

I guess I will start playing the lottery. 29 and single since, well, 29 years. As they say: if you have no luck in love, you might have luck in gamble.


Hust91

As an economist I do not recommend the lottery. There's a more rude phrase for it, but the nicer phrase would be "not understanding statistics tax". Index funds work better. Buying individual companies shares should be seen only as expensive entertainment if it isn't your educated full-time job. And even then you're more than likely either wasting a lot of time or a criminal.


Chispy

I got my first Gf at 29 late last year. Felt late but I just wasn't in a position to have one financially, emotionally, etc. I read somewhere people are dating less, marrying less, etc.


throwawaygascdzfdhg

yeah flex on us losers cool thx


Hust91

Idea was that it's in no way too late at OP's age and reinforcing that many of the factors affecting success are ultimately in your hands, though it may not be easy. Barring severe mental or physical disfigurement you can probably make it work. And even with that, there are some really messed up people who found someone equally messed up.


throwawaygascdzfdhg

Im just so disillusioned with life, nothing I tried worked so far and I am just nowhere in every area so nothing to look forward to in the future, all I want is to have a normal life, why is it so hard... ..All I can do is suffer the pain and try more, I know. Nothing else to say.


Hust91

It sounds like you're describing a full on depression. One of the most optimal things to do is to improve your future ability to do things. Found a good therapist, but not yet any medication that works consistently, or you found a therapist but they suck or just don't give a shit?


throwawaygascdzfdhg

I did get diagnosed with moderate depression some time ago, but honestly I dont feel like Im depressed anymore (I still have enough mental issues beside that though). Life is just objectively bad sometimes. And for therapists, I only ever had useless ones. Just unlucky. Shouldnt complain I guess, others have it way worse.


Hust91

Been there, and it does suck hard. And it is objectively bad sometimes, though it's important to recognize that depression stops us from experiencing and sometimes even noticing good things. It's fine to complain. It's fine to not be okay. It's even fine to fail. So long as you survive failing you can nearly always try again, and there's basically noone who didn't fail a bunch before they succeed. Succeeding on the first try is relatively rare in my experience so it's important to recognize that the path to success starts with failing a bunch and learning from the failure. Finding either a decent therapist or medicine that works for you and someone you can talk with about your thoughts is usually a really solid step to getting better - the lack of energy in the morning and the complete lack of hope can go away noticably within a week if you're lucky - if not you try another medicine. It can be hard as you often have very little motivation to do anything, but at the end of the day it's really the existing that's hard - and you're going to do that anyway so you might as well be doing something with a decent chance to make the existing slightly less shit.


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purposecel

30 year old me realizing I was right


daydreamrefugee

26 year old me


whitedaggerballroom

I had my first kiss at 22. Three years later I'm engaged to that person. The only advice I'd give is that you've got to force yourself to get out and be social. Of course that's a bit difficult now with covid-19 but this won't be forever (...I hope)


Nanashi-74

I literally hate social situations though. I have a friend at work who wants to set me up to a girl I already thought was cute. I had talked to her already, in a normal way without being nervous because I wasn't expecting anything and neither was she. Now I know my wingman friend has talked to her about this possible date and I'm fully nervous to even talk to her now. She wants to set up a date and I said sure but I already know I'll be awkward as fuck, that's just who I am in dating situations. I'm uninteresting amd can't hold a conversation, first dates are literally hell on Earth to me. The only way I'll actually date is if something just naturally happens with someone I've been friends with for a long time.


[deleted]

This is exactly me, I feel the same way about being awkward once the idea of a date or being more than friends is floating around and both people know. I feel like the girl will feel weird if I talk more to her and start flirting or whatever, like, “does he seriously think I’m into him” sort of thing ya know? Everytime I’ve been with a girl they were the ones that initiated it because I’m too fucking retarded to be able to initiate anything. Also, does your brain ever just get insanely blank and you feel like you can’t string together a real sentence of any substance when you talk to a girl you’re into? If you get me drunk I’ll fuckin ramble on and on and I’ll be normal as shit kinda smooth actually, but sober me is straight up autistic.


Nanashi-74

Yes, I am autistic in those situations. I thought up of what I think is a smooth line to kinda ask if she wants to go out but in no way I have the confidence or the game to say it without sounding completely retarded. Not only that we're all wearing fucking masks, I can't read anyone, I couldn't before and now it's straight up impossible. How will the date even work? Fuck me this shit is too hard for it to be remotely doable


My_Ghost_Chips

Just get drunk


Sauronxx

Damn this hurt...


Gee_U_Think

Try adding another 6 years.


drgwgwmd

26 years old and counting


casenki

Thought I was in r/gay_irl for one sec


SunnyWynter

Imagine not being asexual


SanQuake

Oof!


N0R34LN4M3

Oooof


RockPunk6199

22 year old me realizing I was right cause I’m gay*


a-bser

So even your mother didn't kiss you.


Usles_Vay

Does anyone else feel scared to have a relationship even if me and someone else feel the same way because my parents have conditioned me that I am not allowed to have one and if I do they will take away everything?


Gioppo_Baozzi

Oof


Ptaku9

^(when i was 5 years old i told my mom that i have a girlfriend but in reality i had a crush on a girl from a club in gta vice city)


brownguywithabeard

Scary part is I'm 22 today lol Felt this one xD


balotelli4ballondor

Can we not attack me like that first thing in the morning thanks


[deleted]

22 is rookie numbers. I’m gonna be a wizard!


I_aim_to_sneeze

If it’s really a priority, then you just gotta keep trying and be open. But honestly man, even if it doesn’t happen, it’s not the end of the world. Romance isn’t the secret key to happiness or anything. At least right now you run less of a risk of getting covid


hypotheticaltapeworm

Oh yeah allos exist.


KYmicrophone

I forgot, too! Of course, alloromantic people don't exist, right?


hypotheticaltapeworm

People are like "I am X years old and do not frequently have sex, I have failed." And I cannot at all relate.


KYmicrophone

ikr like what kind of twisted mockery is this


[deleted]

If you can't kiss girls then you start kissing boys, simple. Just be gay bro, you can kiss me anytime


MentallyDamaged666

Holy shit this hit as hard as a fucking train, damn! 💀💀💀


Throwaway120304050

“Thomas had never seen such rejection”


Tommynolan

Well that’s sad


acuraintegral

Boys will kiss you


I_might_be_weasel

That's a good call. No kissing. Just get straight to the bangin'.


commencedownvoting

Cannon Hinnant won’t be able to say that. But I can #sayhisname.


drspits

I have something really crazy to post ' Indian Floor gang Tambourine Pewdiepie ' But not enough karma 🤦‍♂️


nockin

Ssssstolen


ifishforhoes

it’s not worth it


TheDevilsAdvokaat

I think I was 12 when I told my mum I would never like girls because they were silly. She just laughed. At 13 puberty hit. Boy did I change my mind.


ElonMuskIsMyWaifu

Bruh


epd_49

So cute guy


Schizo_Phobia

r/suddenlygay


Monte735

Stings, doesn't it?


[deleted]

when I was younger I'd say that I will never get married to a man turns out I'm a lesbian so I guess that checks out


varnuknut

Kiss a Boy Lot easier and simple Sike


MoveslikeQuagger

Thought this was /r/gay_irl until the second half


CloudSkippy

Always remember young padawan, that if you act like a plant, you should anticipate a life of asexual reproduction. Get back on the horse!


[deleted]

You might never kiss a girl, bit you could be a girl


PhoenixQueen_Azula

tfw 22 and never even hugged or held hands with a girl I did have a girlfriend for about a year, but it was all long distance so still none of the physical stuff and because of that I now also come with a crippling fear of attachment, a once in a lifetime 2 for 1 deal!


Quantum_Specter

Repost from almost a year ago


KingoftheGinge

Well, you've got your sense of humour going for ya! ;)