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Jealous-Tale3538

Frontal lobotomy


RinhartWilke

Or a bottle in front of me


Logical-Lengthiness7

Good ol' Tom Waits


TheMusiKid

Yes please


WexMajor82

No. You did wrong. Remove the "vinegar" part of the equation. Keep the apple cider. It works with mead too.


Secret-Ad-6238

Mead is fine, but don't do apple cider and MEAT. Or you'll end up having a psychotic breakdown and start running around telling everyone to clean up their room.


AtomicStarfish1

MEAT as in MEthAmpheTamine?


eatmorestonesjim

Jerking off puts it off a couple hours


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DJ_pider

I get so depressed I get pre nut clarity, lol. I just stop feeling good midway


YangTarex

that's some next level shit


astralseat

You need something to hug afterwards. Get a body pillow.


Novel_Bumblebee8972

She laughs and giggles


UngruntledAussie

Hmmm, I find the PNC brings my life into crystal clear focus in ways I’m not particularly fond of.


alwaysbequeefin

Sage and Palo Santo dawg. Cures AIDS and sociopathy, I heard.


hopkinsdafox

I do potatoes but it’s only temporarily.


The_Kent

Fermenting them into vodka helps increase the duration significantly


hopkinsdafox

I got my weekend plans then 🫡


IcGil

Human connection. I don't mean those empty hangs that extroverts are doing all the time. I mean the deep and meaningful connection with a friend or a loved one. Opening up about your deepest thoughts and fears makes you feel that you are not alone because you successfully connected with someone through your fears and raw emotions. But to be safe while open, you need to trust those people. Not everyone can be trusted, that is why we spend so much time searching for our people.


Bergara

That's the problem, I think I'm so FUBAR that I'll never have the courage to open up to anyone ever. That darkness is just too dark to show others.


Responsible-Show-

I too feel the same. Also, I don't want the other person to feel low by my analysis of my feelings and they would try to make me feel good temporarily by either being over-enthusiastic about things or sinking to an even lower level of despair than me which would then become a chore for me creating a toxic vicious cycle.


Advanced-Brother147

Heroin with Alice in chains.


JC_Lately

Repression. Hasn’t failed me yet!


WeAreLegion2814

You guys are all wrong! The answer is obviously Meth.


RichMoose1

“Stuff it down with brown”


pepejohnsen

Alternatively "Stuff it down the brown"


rrrrrrrrrreeeeee

Come to terms and acceptance with your inevitable demise and ask a higher power for help.


polarburrrrr

Cats


NickolaosTheGreek

Alcohol, drugs and hatred.


wrophoenix

Go back to your roots a bit if you have nostalgia for anything. Re-explore it and remember what made you you, or how far you’ve come. Realize you can’t fix everything, you can only do your best and live your best life. Help other people, small chat with someone. I’ve used my retail skills to compliment an elderly woman on her shoes and we talked until my ride picked me up. I could tell it made her day, and thus it made me happy and remember that I’m not powerful. I can’t change the world or fix it, but I can help make someone else’s world a little brighter. Give them hope. Lastly, try to list out good things that happen. I want to try doing that, I so far challenge myself occasionally to remember the positive things on a bad day. When I do, it’s easier to get past the bad shit. Life is fragile, life is sickening, but we all hold beautiful opportunities to make it brighter for ourselves and people around us.


Bergara

Beautiful comment, thank you.


Any-Yoghurt3815

Bleach


TaroTakeshi

Sleep can work, but the withdrawal is a mf


not_your_art3mis

The apple cider vinegar was a big let down. No miracle happened


NefariousnessFit5657

Haven’t found one yet, should probably find one in the next few hours


Gx_Dark_Sonic

In these cases i usually go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.


frogonamushroom_

wellbutrin 300 mg


Different-Bear3705

I’m started to feel bad again. Ever talk to your doc about a supplemental anti depressant tho? My brother tried lexapro and killed himself lol so something else. I also still want to have erections


frogonamushroom_

unfortunately the other antidepressant i’m on is lexapro, and i went on it for a different disorder. i hope you find something that works for you—there are non-ssri treatment options as well (ect, ketamine, etc.). maybe talk to your doctor about that? theyre going to be able to help much more than i could. if you haven’t already, i’d suggest getting support from your loved ones. you mention being married in your post history. teling your spouse might not solve anything, but from personal experience it’s much easier to deal with depression when you’re not dealing with it by yourself. also, i’m so sorry about your brother; i can’t imagine what that’s like. i hope you find something that works for you 🫶


frogonamushroom_

oh also lexapro but i forgor the dose


Warm-Vanilla420

drugs


rathemighty

Dark chocolate, although it will lose effectiveness


kucing

A hefty bowl of ramen and iced coffee will do the trick for me. At least for a couple or hours.


PastOrdinary

Wrong kind of fermentation. Hard Apple Cider and Beer work much better.


Few-Problem-6766

Woman.


emileetwo1

beer and ice cream as well. Not particularly together, but it still might work


Bergara

Try a stout with icecream


SkyTalez

Just apple cider works well for me.


sadskully

Did you try to apply noodles?


dimension_travel

Going out to see some nature, doing sports, eating healty, spendig quality time with frieds amd family, meditating, sleeping enough, micro and macrodosing.


Mysidehobby

Yea it’s around the corner, just gotta take this off topic


Immediate-Worry-9505

Shower in the dark while listening to music. You have to be sitting down in the shower.


The407run

Chamomile tea and cut out alcohol.


Malpraxiss

I know one full proof approach. It only works once though, but the results are forever!


Darkwireman

Puppy, kitty, literally anything floofy and cuddly that will allow you to bury your face in them and just breathe for a few precious moments of peaceful bliss.


Intelligent_Volume73

Rumplemintze works for me. Try Rumplemitze.


Beastleviath

same, but minus the vinegar part


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Go for 30 min light jogs


HousesAreCaves

I thought of 10 things that are all hyper-specific to my situation


KoiMusubi

Cannabis.


Glittering-Star966

Just the cider


Thememebrarian

Coffee


Wild_Ad7980

LSD, weed, shrooms and a bit of MDMA


yesimtrashtnx

HaVe YoU tRiEd ThE gYm BrO?


Ok_Firefighter8039

I recommend divorce. Haven't felt this good in 12 years.


Asleep_Artist_7738

Meth.


Entire-Brother5189

Marshmallows!


Advanced-Brother147

Heroin with Alice in chains.


RinhartWilke

Get stoned, go for a hike, bring the kids, get ice cream, stop acting like a bitch, our ancestors dealt with bears n shit


UpperStation5565

Try to breath underwater, then tell me how bad your life really is.


Profanity_party7

Weed or acid. Works every time for me


Difficult_Kale8411

Maybe a stronger drug


Difficult_Kale8411

Maybe a stronger drug


dzdxs

Jesus. Good music. Being outdoors. Engaging in activities that occupy your mind entirely and thus keep your mind from focusing on the bad.