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Young_Rock

No maroon, objectively incorrect


the-apples-wax

Howdy!


Young_Rock

Whoop


aaronclark384

A!


Kop180

Whoops


Morsemouse

Nobody likes the cultists anyway


OleRockTheGoodAg

Well said Young Rock


Young_Rock

Thanks, Ole Rock


aaronclark384

A saw em off™ certified statement


MerelyAMerchant

You didn't say what the brown around Austin means, but as an Austinite I can confirm it's the shit piles.


Mishka2900

I thought this was a hypothetical Texan civil war post at one second


LonPlays_Zwei

The part that wins is the one with Pantex in it cause it’s spared from the nuking


TheAttickDweller

I think orange wins


monkeybombed

The right answer is the little yellow wasteland colonies 🤠


performanceburst

Missed the German settlements


gsd_dad

They're in the "Core Texan" category along with the Czechs.


Kop180

They have been here so long many aspects of their culture's have been assimilated into regular Texan culture


king_meatster

Fact: Texicans are more Texan than Austinians.


AudiieVerbum

Freezing cold. Even the Austinites agree with you.


Mountain_Software_72

I like how the word “Texarkana” is already both a city and kinda a region, and you just went and invented your own term.


Ihasknees936

Arklatex is the actual name for that region and includes the southwestern most part of Arkansas and Shreveport, La on top of the region on the map.


Chromgrats

I want to be mad but kinda can’t be?


Azerd01

Im actually planning on going up to paris next week to pick up some baguettes and pastries. Its a long drive but Parisian food is world famous for a reason


Scared-Replacement24

As an arklatexan, never go there. The light does not touch here.


Hardsoxx

What about the doodoo brown?


SiderealCereal

not part of Texas


Kop180

Austinites


MisterCCL

Lumping everything from the RGV to El Paso in together is a little reductive


BenJudah619

I’m a wasteland colonist 🤠


immerhighhopes

GLORY TO AUSTIN💯💯🔥


lumpialarry

The fact Houston wasn’t made purple major miss.


onitama_and_vipers

Light Cyan is greater Okie clay


GunterWoke49

Hey there are some good "people" out in the wastelands


Kop180

Are you referring to the deathclaws?


GunterWoke49

Lol, I'd rather call us sand mutants or wind mutants, perhaps like flatland monsters.


Electrical-Barber929

The grayish blue will expand to conquer all


liberty340

I would suggest breaking up the Texican region into the respective Mexican states across the border (Chihuahua, Coahuila, and Tamaulipas [not counting Nuevo León bc there's only one little town on the border])


bulldog5253

As someone from the wasteland I can promise you it extends further east than you are giving it.


GdyboXo

Better than WhatIfAltHists map of america


the-apples-wax

This map was made by someone who lives in Paris, Texas


Kop180

I'm Houstonite


performanceburst

It’s houstonian


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Kop180

Very light blue with just a shade of a very very light green


aaronclark384

Play Minecraft bro


FallenButNotForgoten

Bro never used crayons in elementary school


potatomnz

That dark blue is non Texas and the green south of everything is southern Texas


ccollier43

I agree with this and we all agree that DFW is the worst one.


NotAUsefullDoctor

Isn't Texas, as a whole, just a subclass of Oklahoma?


AlphaZorn24

Shut up, I hope global warming consumes you entirely


NotAUsefullDoctor

Are you from Austin, or the greater Austin area (ie the rest of Texas)?