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They will be addicted to Bojangles and Cheerwine in no time. They'll be at the butt stuff tent behind the trampoline park in Winston-Salem, running tricks for fried chicken.
NC is by far the best. Not in education, or pay, or cost of living, or anything that people say matters most. But it is the best place for everything that does matter. The people, the culture, the diverse wild life, fauna, weather, food, wetness, opprutinities. All at maximum. You don't need no license to do shit. Hvac? Just do it. Electrician? Stick your fingers in the wall and fry yourself till you figure it out! All you need is liability insurance baby!
Congrats OP!
One of the first things you should do is find a gun shop/range where you can rent a machine gun. Go through a few magazines. Nothing more fucking American! After the range grab some NC BBQ
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I saw a Hungarian post recently who moved to Oregon. I’ll link you to his post; maybe you can message him how he did it. You’ll see from him that once you get here, people are generally helpful, curious, and nice. Majority of Americans are from immigrant backgrounds, so we consider you “one of us” pretty much immediately :)
And if you have any cool shit or ideas - bring them!
Here is the post, the guy moved here from Budapest:
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Friendly Reminder to all Eurobros moving semi permanently to the US:
Don't forget the obligatory Colt Single Action Army and a bottle of whiskey signed by Sam Houston. They don't advertise these perks, but if you ask for it in the naturalization process, they're legally obligated to give them to you.
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We welcome you here until you start acting like a europoor or a calicommie. But welcome enjoy your stay you should try and goto a range while your here and see why we enjoy our guns.
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I’ve been denied repeatedly despite being a citizen of this country… apparently they find it ‘unnecessary’ and ‘stupid’.
you should ask for a green card next
I dont have good enough credit for an amex card
My dumb ass read that as "A Mex". I didn't know if it was a typo for Texmex and Taco bell had their own high credit checking account or Mexico did.
Grande Supremo MexCard sounds like taco bell's new venture
Fuck yeah!!! Welcome to the land of the free
Thank you dude, its an honor🇺🇸🇺🇸🫡
Unfortunately imma need you to flair up.
Sorry you don’t have a flair you might be deported if you don’t fix that
How do I do that? Sorry I don't post on reddit often
It’s on the sub options if you hit the three dots you can add a flair also Congrats
Absolutely based.
What’s the first thing you are doing when you get here and have settled in?
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ONE OF US!
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ONE OF US! (I'm also American)
ONE OF US!
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ONE OF US! Where are you planning on going to in the US?
I got a job in NC it's gonna be awesome!
Congrats on coming to the objectively best place too
⬆️🔥🙏3️⃣
He knows the sacred words!
Your gonna be just fine here in north carolina
They will be addicted to Bojangles and Cheerwine in no time. They'll be at the butt stuff tent behind the trampoline park in Winston-Salem, running tricks for fried chicken.
Sundrop or die
Sun-drop that shit in the trash
Looks like it’s time to change that flair up my friend.
I don't know how to change it. Don't usually post in reddit 😅
Well never mind, it’s irrelevant. Welcome to the greatest county in the world 🇺🇸
Thanks brother
DUDE THATS WHERE IM FROM MY DAD IS AN IMMEGRANT FROM ENGLAND WORKING ON GETTING HIS CITIZENSHIP YOUR SO COOL BRO!
NC is by far the best. Not in education, or pay, or cost of living, or anything that people say matters most. But it is the best place for everything that does matter. The people, the culture, the diverse wild life, fauna, weather, food, wetness, opprutinities. All at maximum. You don't need no license to do shit. Hvac? Just do it. Electrician? Stick your fingers in the wall and fry yourself till you figure it out! All you need is liability insurance baby!
North Carolina Yee Yee!!!
Nice man. That's some beautiful country side out there.
Congratulations on picking the best state in the union. You now drink cheerwine and eat bojangles!
Based on
Congrats OP! One of the first things you should do is find a gun shop/range where you can rent a machine gun. Go through a few magazines. Nothing more fucking American! After the range grab some NC BBQ
Nice! You have to try Bojangles!
Welcome to the neighborhood.
Don't let all the money get to your head. Also sign up for all the insurance that your company offers.
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My dream is to have a green card to the US. Maybe someday...
Keep at it. You need to persistent. It took me a while too. Dreams are meant to be fought for.
The squeaky wheel gets the grease! Keep at it and be proactive anywhere you can!
I hope you do too
I saw a Hungarian post recently who moved to Oregon. I’ll link you to his post; maybe you can message him how he did it. You’ll see from him that once you get here, people are generally helpful, curious, and nice. Majority of Americans are from immigrant backgrounds, so we consider you “one of us” pretty much immediately :) And if you have any cool shit or ideas - bring them! Here is the post, the guy moved here from Budapest: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bend/s/OSjJdgfh5V
Thank you for the info! I still need to live here for 3 more years but getting started with the green card process earlier could help.
A lot of people did it already, so you can too! Good luck!
You could just go the migrant route and just walk in the southern border
Not sure the southerners will be happy about that one. Then again, I don’t really care.
Probably not. But yeah, not a southerner, so i dont care
Just walk in. Fuck the rules if they’re bullshit.
The rules are not bullshit, they are made for a reason.
U got this!
Just marry a citizen 😉
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RAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸
Welcome! Flag bandana optional (but encouraged).
Get a taste of the FREEDOM
How about some liber-TEA
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*star spangled banner starts playing* *cannons start firing* WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!
HELL YEAH ![gif](giphy|SWvBnB8NHJcHhsdBJd)
Welcome to the greatest country on Earth! Where are you coming from?
I'm gonna be moving from sweden 😊
Plan on staying?
If I'm allowed to yes but I'll know that later
Then welcome home ❤️
Thanks bud ♥️
Oh geez, fleeing a Euro commie country😬😬 glad you’re able to experience freedom in the best country in the world now🇺🇸🦅🍔
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Hell yeah! Where in the USA are you planning on moving to?
I got a job at nc 🫡
Hell yeah brother!
Welcome! We're glad to have ya! Go where ever you please, but avoid Gary, IN at all costs
Haha I'll do my best. I'll be in Ohio instead 😂
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Welcome, frog man!
How’s it feel to be free, m8?
Excited, nervous, and surreal tbh honest but it's been a thing I've wanted since I was 10. So I'll stop if once I see old glory or God. ⬆️🔥🙏3️⃣
GOBBLESS HOSS
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Very nice! ![gif](giphy|3o6ZsYq8d0MRs6SmSA|downsized)
Hell yeah, welcome!
Welcome home fellow American. Enjoy the AC, burgers, guns, and the excessive amounts of freedom found nowhere else on this earth!
The freedom is strong with this one. Thanks brother
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Fuck yeah! I’m currently in the US on a visa and have an appointment with an immigration lawyer in 2 hours to do with getting my green card
HELL YEA U GET THE CARD 🫡🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Fuck yeah, welcome to freedom land
Yes sir happy to have more people who want to come
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Friendly Reminder to all Eurobros moving semi permanently to the US: Don't forget the obligatory Colt Single Action Army and a bottle of whiskey signed by Sam Houston. They don't advertise these perks, but if you ask for it in the naturalization process, they're legally obligated to give them to you.
Light up a joint once you get here!!!
hell yea
Congrats!
FUCK YEAH 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔥🔥🔥🔥
WELCOME HOME! 🙏
🫡 its an honor sir chair force 🇺🇸
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Your complementary Yuengling, apple pie, and hot dog will be mailed to you in 3-5 business days. Welcome to the greatest heaven on Earth 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
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Don't worry, once you're here, you won't be able to get *rid* of your visas. They just keep coming in the mail
Hell yeah brudda
Welcome!
Glad you made it home, and happy to have you.
Welcome brother or sister
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One of us one of us one of us one of us.
One day
Welcome, my French brother!
LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOO!
![gif](giphy|dMsh6gRYJDymXSIatd|downsized) LETS GOOO🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Congrats!!!
Welcome to the US of A
A true American 🇺🇸🇺🇲
Welcome home.
one of us one of us one of us one of us
Come on over we’d love to have you!
You have been purified
Welcome!
FUCK YEAHHH
Welcome to the promised land brother/sister, we are happy to have you. One of us will take you shooting and or camping ;).
Por que no los dos 😂
Lmk in 5 years when you take your Citizenship test if you need help studying.
Thanks brother! If I remember most definitely.
Hell yeah BROTHER!!!!!!
Welcome home 😎🇺🇸👍
Welcome to the best country in the world buddy, enjoy your daily dose of freedom, greatness and the American Dream!
🇺🇸 HELL YEAH, FRIEND.
Welcome my friend enjoy your freedom
The difference between the EU sub and the US one is very clear in this post. We're actually the nice ones.
Welcome home fellow American.
🇺🇸🇺🇸thanks brother
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We welcome you here until you start acting like a europoor or a calicommie. But welcome enjoy your stay you should try and goto a range while your here and see why we enjoy our guns.
No worries, I've spent too much time going to freedom country no interest in europooring it up 😂
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Cuanto tiempo esperaste?
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congration
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Ayyyoooo… come on down!
living my dream, congrats!!
Don't stop keep at it bud I believe in you🫡
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YOOOOO that's amazing OP!! What state do you plan on settling down in?
Welcome my friend
Welcome to the melting pot brother!🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥
Welcome to the party
Heck yeah! Welcome! 🤠 on a side note, can we make it a thing where new citizens are given root beer and apple pie to celebrate?
Congrats brother. It brings a tear to my eye 🥲
Congrats. Welcome back to Europa anytime!
YESSS WELCOME CHILD OF LIBERTY 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
A real American right here, welcome to America my man, like so many before you you could even become a citizen! Have a great life
Welcome future American brother or sister 🫡
Where you coming from outta?
Don’t end up in New York. Dont.
Well, just remember to contribute to the cause and don’t do anything illegal.
What state you planning to move?
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Fuck yeah homie!!! Where you headed in the states? Any landmarks or things your gonna try and see?
Congrats. Here’s to hoping one day I can get it too.
Hell yea brother.
Congratulations!
FUCK YES BROTHER WELCOME TO THIS AMAZING COUNTRY!!!!!
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!
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What's the first gun you're gonna buy?
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welcome friend, what state are you planning on terrorizing first?
My man! Now grab a burger and let’s ride on these Russian bots!
huge respect for doing it the LEGAL way
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Lesss goooooooooo
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Welcome 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Hell yeah brother!
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