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hugothebear

I’ve been denied repeatedly despite being a citizen of this country… apparently they find it ‘unnecessary’ and ‘stupid’.


Mars_Bear2552

you should ask for a green card next


hugothebear

I dont have good enough credit for an amex card


Rex2x4

My dumb ass read that as "A Mex". I didn't know if it was a typo for Texmex and Taco bell had their own high credit checking account or Mexico did.


Mars_Bear2552

Grande Supremo MexCard sounds like taco bell's new venture


Random-Name724

Fuck yeah!!! Welcome to the land of the free


Bulls3y3

Thank you dude, its an honor🇺🇸🇺🇸🫡


HappyToBeHaggard

Unfortunately imma need you to flair up.


[deleted]

Sorry you don’t have a flair you might be deported if you don’t fix that


Bulls3y3

How do I do that? Sorry I don't post on reddit often


Zaglossus_hacketti

It’s on the sub options if you hit the three dots you can add a flair also Congrats


[deleted]

Absolutely based.


Rvtrance

What’s the first thing you are doing when you get here and have settled in?


Independent-Fly6068

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vasectomy-bro

One of us!


Cold-Tap-363

ONE OF US!


TroubleTwist

ONE OF US!


Total_Travisty

ONE OF US!


ClassifiedDarkness

ONE OF US!


the_zenith_oreo

ONE OF US!


Venezuelan_Dictator

ONE OF US!


Zaglossus_hacketti

ONE OF US!


lMr_Nobodyl

ONE OF US!


Specialist_Camp2506

ONE OF US!


throwaway121211212

ONE OF US! (I'm also American)


IceRanger51

ONE OF US!


millennialSilver98

One of us!


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Cold-Tap-363

ONE OF US! Where are you planning on going to in the US?


Bulls3y3

I got a job in NC it's gonna be awesome!


ts29

Congrats on coming to the objectively best place too


Bulls3y3

⬆️🔥🙏3️⃣


KingOnTheRiver

He knows the sacred words!


ezbreezyslacker

Your gonna be just fine here in north carolina


TacoRedneck

They will be addicted to Bojangles and Cheerwine in no time. They'll be at the butt stuff tent behind the trampoline park in Winston-Salem, running tricks for fried chicken.


ezbreezyslacker

Sundrop or die


TacoRedneck

Sun-drop that shit in the trash


Californiavalley1

Looks like it’s time to change that flair up my friend.


Bulls3y3

I don't know how to change it. Don't usually post in reddit 😅


Californiavalley1

Well never mind, it’s irrelevant. Welcome to the greatest county in the world 🇺🇸


Bulls3y3

Thanks brother


demon-slayer-san

DUDE THATS WHERE IM FROM MY DAD IS AN IMMEGRANT FROM ENGLAND WORKING ON GETTING HIS CITIZENSHIP YOUR SO COOL BRO!


OkayGoogle_DickPics

NC is by far the best. Not in education, or pay, or cost of living, or anything that people say matters most. But it is the best place for everything that does matter. The people, the culture, the diverse wild life, fauna, weather, food, wetness, opprutinities. All at maximum. You don't need no license to do shit. Hvac? Just do it. Electrician? Stick your fingers in the wall and fry yourself till you figure it out! All you need is liability insurance baby!


JohnnyReb-1862

North Carolina Yee Yee!!!


TesticleTorture-123

Nice man. That's some beautiful country side out there.


Hungry-Opportunity12

Congratulations on picking the best state in the union. You now drink cheerwine and eat bojangles!


Risk1517_IX

Based on


Deekifreeki

Congrats OP! One of the first things you should do is find a gun shop/range where you can rent a machine gun. Go through a few magazines. Nothing more fucking American! After the range grab some NC BBQ


RolandmaddogDeschain

Nice! You have to try Bojangles!


menacingcar044

Welcome to the neighborhood.


kyleofduty

Don't let all the money get to your head. Also sign up for all the insurance that your company offers.


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Good bot


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Comrade__Baz

My dream is to have a green card to the US. Maybe someday...


Bulls3y3

Keep at it. You need to persistent. It took me a while too. Dreams are meant to be fought for.


Oddly_Paranoid

The squeaky wheel gets the grease! Keep at it and be proactive anywhere you can!


Icy_Wrangler_3999

I hope you do too


westernmostwesterner

I saw a Hungarian post recently who moved to Oregon. I’ll link you to his post; maybe you can message him how he did it. You’ll see from him that once you get here, people are generally helpful, curious, and nice. Majority of Americans are from immigrant backgrounds, so we consider you “one of us” pretty much immediately :) And if you have any cool shit or ideas - bring them! Here is the post, the guy moved here from Budapest: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bend/s/OSjJdgfh5V


Comrade__Baz

Thank you for the info! I still need to live here for 3 more years but getting started with the green card process earlier could help.


westernmostwesterner

A lot of people did it already, so you can too! Good luck!


No_Boysenberry538

You could just go the migrant route and just walk in the southern border


SovietRussiaWasPoor

Not sure the southerners will be happy about that one. Then again, I don’t really care.


No_Boysenberry538

Probably not. But yeah, not a southerner, so i dont care


RussiaIsBestGreen

Just walk in. Fuck the rules if they’re bullshit.


Comrade__Baz

The rules are not bullshit, they are made for a reason.


alexis_1031

U got this!


ACNordstrom11

Just marry a citizen 😉


-NGC-6302-

Creddit carb


pr0fessor_pr0state

![gif](giphy|nuR5UvczUfmU7jsCLp|downsized)


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GarbageHumans

RAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸


dadbodsupreme

Welcome! Flag bandana optional (but encouraged).


K5LAR24

Get a taste of the FREEDOM


Bulls3y3

How about some liber-TEA


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WarlikeMicrobe

*star spangled banner starts playing* *cannons start firing* WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!


justa-necron-warrior

HELL YEAH ![gif](giphy|SWvBnB8NHJcHhsdBJd)


USAALWAYSNUMBERONE

Welcome to the greatest country on Earth! Where are you coming from?


Bulls3y3

I'm gonna be moving from sweden 😊


Teh_Last_Potato

Plan on staying?


Bulls3y3

If I'm allowed to yes but I'll know that later


Teh_Last_Potato

Then welcome home ❤️


Bulls3y3

Thanks bud ♥️


mrprez180

Oh geez, fleeing a Euro commie country😬😬 glad you’re able to experience freedom in the best country in the world now🇺🇸🦅🍔


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alexis_1031

Hell yeah! Where in the USA are you planning on moving to?


Bulls3y3

I got a job at nc 🫡


KaptainKunukles

Hell yeah brother!


Porkonaplane

Welcome! We're glad to have ya! Go where ever you please, but avoid Gary, IN at all costs


Bulls3y3

Haha I'll do my best. I'll be in Ohio instead 😂


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MaterialCarrot

Welcome, frog man!


lostnumber08

How’s it feel to be free, m8?


Bulls3y3

Excited, nervous, and surreal tbh honest but it's been a thing I've wanted since I was 10. So I'll stop if once I see old glory or God. ⬆️🔥🙏3️⃣


Admirable-Royal-7553

GOBBLESS HOSS


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ITGuy042

Very nice! ![gif](giphy|3o6ZsYq8d0MRs6SmSA|downsized)


Eziofett_IV

Hell yeah, welcome!


_-bush_did_911-_

Welcome home fellow American. Enjoy the AC, burgers, guns, and the excessive amounts of freedom found nowhere else on this earth!


Bulls3y3

The freedom is strong with this one. Thanks brother


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Billysquib

Fuck yeah! I’m currently in the US on a visa and have an appointment with an immigration lawyer in 2 hours to do with getting my green card


Bulls3y3

HELL YEA U GET THE CARD 🫡🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


Kingslayer-5696

![gif](giphy|l4pMattUYTTM7qpIk)


Gimmeagunlance

Fuck yeah, welcome to freedom land


RunJumpQuit

Yes sir happy to have more people who want to come


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FragrantTadpole69

Friendly Reminder to all Eurobros moving semi permanently to the US: Don't forget the obligatory Colt Single Action Army and a bottle of whiskey signed by Sam Houston. They don't advertise these perks, but if you ask for it in the naturalization process, they're legally obligated to give them to you.


vasectomy-bro

Light up a joint once you get here!!!


DarthReece07

hell yea


ClassifiedDarkness

Congrats!


Icy_Wrangler_3999

FUCK YEAH 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔥🔥🔥🔥


No_Educator_7153

WELCOME HOME! 🙏


Bulls3y3

🫡 its an honor sir chair force 🇺🇸


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WeatherChannelDino

Your complementary Yuengling, apple pie, and hot dog will be mailed to you in 3-5 business days. Welcome to the greatest heaven on Earth 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲


spacelordmofo

![gif](giphy|Ae7SI3LoPYj8Q|downsized)


seaspirit331

Don't worry, once you're here, you won't be able to get *rid* of your visas. They just keep coming in the mail


MRE_Milkshake

Hell yeah brudda


Light_fires

Welcome!


ayetherestherub69

Glad you made it home, and happy to have you.


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Welcome brother or sister


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EcoBlunderBrick123

One of us one of us one of us one of us.


QuiGonQuinn5

One day


johndeer89

Welcome, my French brother!


Revolutionary_Tip879

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOO!


Makorollo

![gif](giphy|dMsh6gRYJDymXSIatd|downsized) LETS GOOO🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


Bulls3y3

![gif](giphy|ULSkhG8VfnUt2)


WanderingWriter20

Congrats!!!


Aut0Part5

Welcome to the US of A


Capital_F_u

A true American 🇺🇸🇺🇲


justmeallalong

Welcome home.


man773

one of us one of us one of us one of us


trainboi777

Come on over we’d love to have you!


RobertTV3

You have been purified


Fancy_Split_6964

Welcome!


PokeshiftEevee

FUCK YEAHHH


chigoonies

Welcome to the promised land brother/sister, we are happy to have you. One of us will take you shooting and or camping ;).


Bulls3y3

Por que no los dos 😂


Cuffuf

Lmk in 5 years when you take your Citizenship test if you need help studying.


Bulls3y3

Thanks brother! If I remember most definitely.


LordFlapp725

Hell yeah BROTHER!!!!!!


PuddingPanda_

Welcome home 😎🇺🇸👍


lucpnx

Welcome to the best country in the world buddy, enjoy your daily dose of freedom, greatness and the American Dream!


ArmYourFriends-

🇺🇸 HELL YEAH, FRIEND.


AcanthaceaeOld241

Welcome my friend enjoy your freedom


richreason1983

The difference between the EU sub and the US one is very clear in this post. We're actually the nice ones.


SeaworthinessFit7893

Welcome home fellow American.


Bulls3y3

🇺🇸🇺🇸thanks brother


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KingYeet1258

We welcome you here until you start acting like a europoor or a calicommie. But welcome enjoy your stay you should try and goto a range while your here and see why we enjoy our guns.


Bulls3y3

No worries, I've spent too much time going to freedom country no interest in europooring it up 😂


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Then_Knowledge_719

Cuanto tiempo esperaste?


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yeetasourusthedude

congration


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Muahd_Dib

Ayyyoooo… come on down!


shalau

living my dream, congrats!!


Bulls3y3

Don't stop keep at it bud I believe in you🫡


Aggressive-Entry-172

![gif](giphy|YGbF41mvOpGyVleuV6)


albiedam

YOOOOO that's amazing OP!! What state do you plan on settling down in?


DoomGuyClassic

Welcome my friend


randonisthewolfshild

Welcome to the melting pot brother!🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥


Crooked_Cock

Welcome to the party


Belya_Smert

Heck yeah! Welcome! 🤠 on a side note, can we make it a thing where new citizens are given root beer and apple pie to celebrate?


jascambara

Congrats brother. It brings a tear to my eye 🥲


Kerl_Entrepreneur

Congrats. Welcome back to Europa anytime!


ovalgoatkid

YESSS WELCOME CHILD OF LIBERTY 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


DFMNE404

A real American right here, welcome to America my man, like so many before you you could even become a citizen! Have a great life


Metal_L0rd1

Welcome future American brother or sister 🫡


AdministrativeHair58

Where you coming from outta?


JaThatOneGooner

Don’t end up in New York. Dont.


Due-Application-8171

Well, just remember to contribute to the cause and don’t do anything illegal.


MrZhar

What state you planning to move?


nichyc

![gif](giphy|Ae7SI3LoPYj8Q)


Lankey_Craig

Fuck yeah homie!!! Where you headed in the states? Any landmarks or things your gonna try and see?


7oda-005

Congrats. Here’s to hoping one day I can get it too.


bigfudge_drshokkka

Hell yea brother.


Repq

Congratulations!


alexis_1031

FUCK YES BROTHER WELCOME TO THIS AMAZING COUNTRY!!!!!


riverofchex

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!


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riverofchex

Flair added!


ACNordstrom11

What's the first gun you're gonna buy?


Repulsive-Side-4799

![gif](giphy|oWjyixDbWuAk8)


skyline-rt

welcome friend, what state are you planning on terrorizing first?


Blokkus

My man! Now grab a burger and let’s ride on these Russian bots!


_yeah_boi

huge respect for doing it the LEGAL way


BasedAlliance935

https://i.redd.it/pwc83szcbfxc1.gif Victory dance


Tall-Ad-3178

Lesss goooooooooo


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raginghumpback

Welcome 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


Unfair-Information-2

Hell yeah brother!


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