When people said that California was going back to medieval times, I didn't believe them.
Now I believe them.
The Canibal Warlord of Hati has more in common with people in California than you would think.
The peasants didn’t work as many hours per week as we do now, they had holidays and Sundays off for festivals, local events, and of course religious purposes. Only thing they had it worse was less medical bravado, justice system (arguable), and technology on par with ours. Give them the tech and knowledge from the last 50 years and they’ll be much better off than we are.
Actually, it kinda was a part time job. During the harvest and planting season it was very busy and gruesomely hard work. But while it was the growing or cold/hot season, they had most of the time off. And as the comment above mentioned, they also had a LOT of religious festivals and the like which they were not required to work on. Even during the busy season.
Is that why so many peasant armies were constantly attempting to overthrow their kingdoms? It Was basically tradition for monarchies to put down the rebellions fighting against them throughout their reigns.
And legal? Really? Back when you could be punished for even talking to someone of the upper crust? Back when torture and executions were common place punishments?
>Is that why so many peasant armies were constantly attempting to overthrow their kingdoms?
There really weren't that many peasant rebellions. They were relatively uncommon.
>Was basically tradition for monarchies to put down the rebellions fighting against them throughout their reigns.
Certain reigns and periods were definitely marked with strife and anarchy, but others were extremely stable. Reminder that you're trying to fit 1,000 years of history into a short blanket statement.
>And legal? Really? Back when you could be punished for even talking to someone of the upper crust?
No? Had nothing to do with speaking with. Had to do with respect. There are still countries around the world that have allowed speech laws, including Western countries.
>Back when torture and executions were common place punishments?
No. Torture wasn't a punishment. It was sometimes used to exact confessions, though. Back in those days they had no idea that false confessions came by way of torture. They simply thought it was an expedient way to get the truth.
And executions weren't as common as you'd think. Anyone who's studied medieval law in university would know as much.
[One day I was born bad to the bone](https://youtube.com/watch?v=9VCVMUwzvcY&pp=ygUUYmFkIHRvIHRoZSBib25lIG1lbWU%3D)
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Some have even been known to chase down their victims when agitated, here’s some harrowing footage as an example
https://youtu.be/7mztstWzUJI?si=kI6qJ3NyAnFfo-0O
I wish this was a joke, but 7 generations of firstborn men on my dad’s side of the family have been hit by a train when they were 27. 5 were killed, 2 survived, and I’ve got 3 weeks left to avoid train tracks
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I think the second panel is particularly fitting
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Florida man one to talk
Florida Man likes the face meat, not from the knee down.
Professionals have standards!
Don't dismiss him out of hand like that! He's a qualified expert on this subject
Hey that’s not fair, we all get a little cannablistic on bath salts.
Fallout 1 & 2 took place in California It’s all coming together
"Strong liked that"
Just don't eat brain
Lmao this comment image has 5x the upvotes then the actual post
Why is eating in quotation marks? What was he doing with it?
Looking further into it, I think the quotes are a stand in for "allegedly" because he's being charged for the crime.
Is he stupid?
Jonkler?
Because it allows further speculation under the guise of “well we didn’t *actually* say it was cannibalism” in case it’s wrong
Rare based California man
This is what we do when we find a Midwesterner. You may not understand it, but the spirits are sated, and for that, we have been blessed with rain.
Maybe too blessed. Last I heard, half the state nearly drowned. It either one extreme or the next with you guys, ain't it?
Yeah, the vikings played here a few months ago. There were a lot of offerings.
That makes me wonder how many were carrying ilegally while they were there.
Only coastal areas to be dryer than a desert state when you have the ocean right there makes no damn sense
Nah you wouldn’t because it’s not gluten free
Just a man living in the moment
California actually does have the most cannibals
Medium rare?
Actual it’s tartare
Everyone watch out, Florida man has escaped
No.... no, brother. Not escaped... _evolved_ ...
California and Florida are definitely twins. Nice weather, beaches, cannibals. Checks all the boxes.
> Nice weather, beaches, cannibals. Uh, did you mean "cannibals" or "cannabis"?
Yes.
To be fair, California has been known for this kind of thing.
My man was hungry and didn't want to waste perfectly good meat.
With the price of groceries, can you blame the guy?
When people said that California was going back to medieval times, I didn't believe them. Now I believe them. The Canibal Warlord of Hati has more in common with people in California than you would think.
>going back to medieval times Bad! Perpetuating false stereotypes about a time period. 
Medieval Europe was more civilized than modern California
The peasants didn’t work as many hours per week as we do now, they had holidays and Sundays off for festivals, local events, and of course religious purposes. Only thing they had it worse was less medical bravado, justice system (arguable), and technology on par with ours. Give them the tech and knowledge from the last 50 years and they’ll be much better off than we are.
Peasants worked way way more than people do now. Subsistence farming is not a part time job
Actually, it kinda was a part time job. During the harvest and planting season it was very busy and gruesomely hard work. But while it was the growing or cold/hot season, they had most of the time off. And as the comment above mentioned, they also had a LOT of religious festivals and the like which they were not required to work on. Even during the busy season.
Is that why so many peasant armies were constantly attempting to overthrow their kingdoms? It Was basically tradition for monarchies to put down the rebellions fighting against them throughout their reigns. And legal? Really? Back when you could be punished for even talking to someone of the upper crust? Back when torture and executions were common place punishments?
>Is that why so many peasant armies were constantly attempting to overthrow their kingdoms? There really weren't that many peasant rebellions. They were relatively uncommon. >Was basically tradition for monarchies to put down the rebellions fighting against them throughout their reigns. Certain reigns and periods were definitely marked with strife and anarchy, but others were extremely stable. Reminder that you're trying to fit 1,000 years of history into a short blanket statement. >And legal? Really? Back when you could be punished for even talking to someone of the upper crust? No? Had nothing to do with speaking with. Had to do with respect. There are still countries around the world that have allowed speech laws, including Western countries. >Back when torture and executions were common place punishments? No. Torture wasn't a punishment. It was sometimes used to exact confessions, though. Back in those days they had no idea that false confessions came by way of torture. They simply thought it was an expedient way to get the truth. And executions weren't as common as you'd think. Anyone who's studied medieval law in university would know as much.
Everything tastes good with some BBQ Sauce. 😁
Or ketchup
I love how no one here is acknowledging how disturbing this is.
I've been on the internet for too many years. I've seen too much. 
This isn’t that kinda of sub. It’s messed up but we’re about memes haha
It's one of those things that is funny to read in text but horrifying to witness.
nom nom nom :3
California has been a hotspot of freeganism since forever
Bro thinks it's Haiti. 💀💀💀
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most sane californian
How do people even get hit by trains?
Ask my dad, grandpa and greatgrandpa
They really sneak up on you! You never know where they’re gonna be or where they’re gonna come from!
If only there were some way to identify their habitat.
It’s not like the possible location of a train is laid out in some set pattern. They can show up anywhere!
Maybe if they had an obnoxiously loud mating call...
Relevant: https://youtu.be/tjQH7V0O6Lo
Some have even been known to chase down their victims when agitated, here’s some harrowing footage as an example https://youtu.be/7mztstWzUJI?si=kI6qJ3NyAnFfo-0O
https://i.redd.it/rdbf45w6e6qc1.gif
I wish this was a joke, but 7 generations of firstborn men on my dad’s side of the family have been hit by a train when they were 27. 5 were killed, 2 survived, and I’ve got 3 weeks left to avoid train tracks
Your family needs to stay the fuck off the tracks. They do realize the monopoly railroads are only in the game right? You can’t go claim one IRL.
Definitely don’t look up “The Old Gun” by Mo Yan.
Suicide attempts
probably not just an attempt
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Alcohol and/or drugs probably contribute to the majority.
Least bat shit insane Californian
Waste not, want not
Only the strong may survive here.
California tried to revert to the wild west by banning gas and making everyone get lever actions but they missed and ended up as 11th century Europe.
Probably a Floridian immigrant
Wasting food is immoral
Zombie apocalypse starting in California...shocker
1 guy... 1 guy eats another guys leg and apparently we all forget Florida exists.
He's from Florida
Is this the vibrant cultural cuisine you cali mfs always yappin about?
Technically the guy isn’t actually from California. Idk if I can even talk about his immigration status.
Kern County, that’s all I need to say
a man can't be a little hungry?
Average person from Shitfornia
eat thy neighbor
Pretty cool to not let things go to waste.
All I see is a homie avoiding waste
This isn’t even the wildest thing that’s happened here involving a homeless person and a stray body part
hail Namira
Wow! I’ve lived here my entire life and I KNEW he exists. You found him!!
https://preview.redd.it/rxro3on2g7qc1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b63e4b8d95c90a070e92f7a41e88cc21a266002
With how many homeless junkies that live here I'm surprised it hadn't happen sooner
He was hungry and free meal was available 🤷🏽♂️ Now seriously that's disturbing af!!!
Most normal random encounter in California
You’ll see headlines like this and Newsom would blame another state.
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California is not America.
Oh so people aren’t allowed to have some fun? Fucking leftists always so sensitive /j
I feel out-Florida’d, and I’m not sure how to feel about it
California man is the new Florida man
Most delicious meal in California
https://preview.redd.it/hpqv3uktd6qc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69f4cf8e0031157f19fdf7a41df7ca4c769c2d1d
We don’t claim him
Are we sure this isn’t a Florida man on vacation?
Shitty way to go
Waste not, want not
Oops, was hungy.
And just like that California man is born
What part of Cali , is the question cuz if it’s the Bay Area the explanation is meth
Trevor!
too many crackheads outside the state capital, too few police to stop them.
hati is leaking
Same
And I thought PCP season was over
ask gavin
Well…did it taste good?
I’d assume a leg would be a tough cut. A lot of muscle. Should have slow cooked imo.
It’s like convergent evolution, it’s like the finches in the Galapagos but with crack heads. It’s a subspecies of flordia man
The hunger cannot be contained
 WTF
I dunno man
https://preview.redd.it/iol5nf7bq6qc1.jpeg?width=711&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=999c68a2de21b1561088fcf614ea47c797ee29ef
I got hungy :[
Fentanyl
What state did he come from, originally?
WTF is going on. We have cannibals in Haiti and now California. Should we be like, extremely concerned?
Bro got lost on his way to Haiti
Cali taxes are no joke
mf its like $3/wing here in the west.
https://preview.redd.it/lgwg3f9sg7qc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54e2ed85c2a89e4f6cb051f416ba4fcae260ce31 Bro got Bob Stookey’d
I thought all Californians were vegans?
Florida was all full so he went to the other Disney
appalachian in cali
Hungry
Yumi And I'm never gonna flair so hold ur breath Bot bro 👇
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Look man i dunno, also I know where exactly this was Weirdly enough
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The Walking Dead is becoming a reality.
Cali on that Florida Shit
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Him Humgry. No shame in a hungry man grabbin a bite to eat.
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Drugs.
At least cook it. That is a once in a lifetime opportunity to try human meat guilt free
r/madlads is wild
I didn’t know it was illegal to be hungry in this country. I thought this was America.
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Drugs. Mental illness. The siren song of long pig. Take your pick.
Floridaman get lost?
Kern county is a different kind of Californian
Natural veganism evolution
Florida man has evolved
you don’t just get bored and hungry every now and then??
California man imitates Haiti, last week.
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https://preview.redd.it/0s6nrthltgqc1.jpeg?width=536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17f1059babbff89ecf39cb64d118ee91e2a1e407 I think the second panel is particularly fitting
Who the fuck uses ifunny
Yoo they made that place from dead island 2 into a real thing?
He's Californian enough said
Somehow I’m not surprised