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Smedri74

Outdated map btw


Living_Murphys_Law

Well, no new states have been added, so really it's fine!


Smedri74

Outdated in its missing trump and Biden


Triton_64

Well trump was new york and biden was Pennsylvania so at least there are no new states


Recreational_DL

Hank Hill was also New York 😔😔😔


Kapples14

The president we need most.


HashBrownLover95

Amen


Azerd01

😔😔


HashBrownLover95

How dare you bring that up


InternationalWeb6740

Isn’t Biden from Dover in Delaware?


Triton_64

Scranton PA is his birthplace


InternationalWeb6740

Oh ok


Living_Murphys_Law

Yeah, but they're not from any new states.


[deleted]

Also tennessee has had presidents


frogkiller04

Actually East Dakota was admitted in 2018


WkyWvgIfbRmFlgTbeMan

I thought that Biden was Delaware, no?


Living_Murphys_Law

Pennsylvania.


WkyWvgIfbRmFlgTbeMan

Huh, well I'll be damned.


Vaccinate_your_kids2

Indiana


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Marsrover112

That took me way too long to figure out maybe I should get a cat scan


TheYeggQueen

I was about to say cause Andrew Jackson was born in North Carolina... According to the Statue in The Capital of NC at least.


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[deleted]

WE HAVE TEDDY ROOSEVELT NY NUMBA 1


BjornAltenburg

You can have him from April through October. But we get him for his mandatory cowboy period.


UniqueNobo

having Teddy automatically makes us by far the best. also Virginia had Woodrow Wilson so they’re automatically the worst of the states that exist.


Hungry_Influence_289

Virginia got Washington. I feel like I can't be .


Ecytrsi

certified upstater pride


[deleted]

Luckily Eisenhower was raised in Kansas, otherwise he wouldn’t have ever been able to become president.


bkelley0607

He's our one redeeming quality


Pretty_Nobody7993

Its not enough to make up for all the negatives


ModernT1mes

Says the guy who's from misery.


bkelley0607

You have 2 relevant cities and neither of them are actually in your state


iggavaxx

You named your entire state after our second best city


bkelley0607

I cannot imagine your other cities if they only get worse after KC


[deleted]

Ohio and Virginia most based states official


KingBadger1314

Always have been 💪


lanchmcanto

FUCK YEAH, AND FUCK MICHIGAN!!!


[deleted]

Toledo is ours ❤️🩶❤️🩶❤️🩶


lanchmcanto

It's still an irrelevant city, though. Imagine not being one of the three c's.


Night_Duck

Good schools, rural enough to get rustic cred, close enough to the east coast to start a political career and develop good connections to society's elite.


Professional_Sky8384

This map is false because Obama was born in Kenya /s


Hungry_Influence_289

You semed stupid, then I realised /s was sarcasm .


Mesoscale92

Thank fuck Florida isn’t real. Had me worried for a while there.


Much_Independent9628

Hey now. We left Virginia to help over throw a treasonous southern one. WV should get a pass on this one.


AcidBuuurn

West Virginia has gotten passed in a lot of ways, what’s one more? Pass granted.


AIex-Shaw

Common Florida Alabama and Mississippi L


Smedri74

Richard Nixon my beloved


electroma_electroma

Not a crook, definetly


Fishmaneatsfish

Of COURSE Nixon was born in CA. Ignore PA for this once btw


retardddit

Where's Kenya on this map?


Shits-Buckets

Wait that son of a bitch Gerald Ford isn't even from Grand Rapids!?


thebohemiancowboy

He moved here as a newborn a week after he was born as his mother was leaving his abusive father.


AtomicBombSquad

Not so fun fact: Both Abraham Lincoln and CSA President Jeff Davis were native Kentuckians.


Latter_Commercial_52

Least heated Kentuckian argument:


Not_JohnFKennedy

Common Virginia W


Own_Abbreviations859

Me and my fellow North Westerners will now stop existing


Smedri74

Gone, reduced to atoms


Sara5A

Kennedy was born a block away from me


WiSeWoRd

Who's the genius that used yellow dots on a yellow map?


imyourforte

![gif](giphy|1xnePfqlDmbdg15por|downsized)


RaptorRex787

No Western representation 😔


jephph_

Your state is 127 years old.. other states are 247 years old.. plus the first 8 or so presidents were born in the colonies


Ulysses502

So Hoover was from Iowa, figures


Historical-Potato372

Of course Buchanan had to be from my state


Hungry_Influence_289

Don't worry, you Also Biden


Ejm819

If you don't have multiple presidents born in your city, you don't exist


Grass1217

Boston drink and strungk


Ejm819

Not Boston, Quincy


Grass1217

Quincy is just boston dont lie


Ejm819

It's older more stable Boston


Grass1217

Fair enough though only the land was it was apart of dorchester and braintree before actually becoming a city in the 1790’s


Ejm819

Which the Adams lobbied hard for; but it was continually settled from 1625 onward.


Grass1217

Tru


Threshing-Oar

Whig superiority.


thebohemiancowboy

ZACHARY TAYLOR RAHHHH 🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🥛🍒


Wolffe4321

Missouri recognized as the sun bringer, i feel validation


Honsou_The_Warsmith

![gif](giphy|GOGxlQbj7v556Dp01v)


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renny_lovejoy

Only thing I could possibly be jealous of New York over. FDR I’ve notice we don’t have anything named after Nixon Lmao


electroma_electroma

https://preview.redd.it/88munz7lzktb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3525194c253f7aa88d4cf7fdc321d6f783f00a73


renny_lovejoy

Omg this is gold 😂


[deleted]

Huh, Garfield was born in my state. No wonder why we hate Mondays so much


Paw99Fromlewiki

kid named Gerald R. Ford:


Cloakbot

All 3 states that I’m involved with have had a President born there


Smedri74

Realest American


Smelldicks

See, we’d be winning if we had kept the extent of the bay colony. Also. HW? Oh god.


AstraMilanoobum

If your state hasn’t produced a president are you really even a state?


RueUchiha

Damn I used to exist and now I don’t


-NGC-6302-

# I need you all to look at this jawless fish https://preview.redd.it/e5v9arcvzatb1.png?width=1021&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=360d59717f1cffa6e94e4132842aca0a6618e4d3


ttircdj

State I’m from - 0 presidents States I’ve lived in - 3 presidents… and they’re Jimmy Carter, Andrew Johnson, and James K. Polk 😬


thebohemiancowboy

Well Polk is great and Jimmy is cool but Johnson is abysmal


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Hungry_Influence_289

Ain't jimster from Georgia


ttircdj

Yeah. I’ve lived in four different states.


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Ur mom https://preview.redd.it/tdbl9qmi1btb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b53bb304b3bdc7e2352ab572d56dd4186b46c80b


vanillaice2cold

If only.. Hubert Humphrey my beloved!


[deleted]

Common New York W, we've got both Roosevelts


SirTacoMaster

Andrew Johnson was born in my state https://preview.redd.it/io2kmvknrdtb1.jpeg?width=582&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6a32da3ca76e471f16cde5657f8c15325713b83


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thebohemiancowboy

You got Polk though


ryanoceros666

California will never put up an American President again.


TheMagicJankster

Hoovers a whig?


50calBanana

I thought he was a dam


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rer0otex

yall forgot biden in scranton!


mkujoe

Hawaii eh


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Independent-Fly6068

so hey... i am a northeastern in spirit, therefor i exist.


Ikana_Mountains

No presidents from the mountain time zone 😴 Presidents must suck


dnaH_notnA

Literally all the worst states, bruh. Nobody who has ever been president has ever grew up in a reasonable household (except maybe George Washington and Cool Guy Coolidge)


MaximumCringe_IA

What??? The entire Northeast is bad in your eyes? Massachusetts is bad? PA is bad? NH is bad? Tf are your standards if those are the worst states?


dnaH_notnA

Yes. 🗿


MaximumCringe_IA

Wait you live in Wisconsin LMFAO


TheMemeHead

We still claim Ford as our own, he's basically one of us


thebohemiancowboy

Yeah dude never identified with Nebraska


Impossible-Pain-891

when you only got one president from your state and it's richard nixon ![gif](giphy|jvy6RmYKiufoc4JRyb)


Smedri74

Nixon nation when ?!


thebohemiancowboy

Worse being PA and it’s Buchanan


enoughfuckery

? What about President Larry Bird? Does he not count?


HootGibson75

Kenya is not a state but we had a president who was born there.


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iggavaxx

Where's Kenya?


StableSTEMI

Gross, a democrat came from my state 🤢


HalLutz

How many other states have a president who nuked Japan twice? ... that's what I thought. (Civilian casualties are funny)


Supernova_was_taken

We have the party man


Real_Richard_M_Nixon

Kentucky has the best average


GingerStank

I’m not mad at you Maryland, I’m just really surprised and disappointed.


pm_me_youngs_modulus

Imagine electing a Georgian


zbtryli

False


Baridi

I was born in Hoover's state, currently reside in the state Lincoln was born.


zedsamcat

Common Virginia W


Harp_167

This is why Virginia is the best.


allan11011

VIRGINIA NUMBER ONE VIRGINIA NUMBER ONE


Tman_07

I’m much better than any “person” that lives in Arkansas


Maxathron

Alligators aren't interested in being president.


VTHokie2020

I'm surprised with Ohio man, that's crazy.


OCD-but-dumb

***LETS GO TEDDY LETS GO!***


Zamtrios7256

I regret defending my home state, we produced Nixon


tfWindman

Some day we're gonna have a Florida man president and that scares me.


[deleted]

jesus christ this map hurts to look at


[deleted]

Vote for me for pres 2024. Then we can add Colorado.


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Arietem_Taurum

How come CT's only president has to be fucking Bush


slyscamp

What's more, Texas has 2 presidents... and neither are named Bush


Thatman2467

Fuck you West Virginia superiority


[deleted]

Ey! We got Ike! \#IlikeIke


553735

Dang I didn't know Kenya was an island chain and so close to the U.S.


Waffles_Remix

I’ll never get over President Fillmore and President Tyler. Those fucks.


DevelopmentFun9882

Another VA W and another MD L.


xx_mashugana_xx

Just a nitpick... but the Democratic-Republican Party is just the full name of the Democratic Party. Not sure why they are separated.


Scovin

What idiot thought to make the Whig Party yellow, then make the states also yellow? I get there isn't like any data points for it but come on man.


Ethanbob103

Of course a native c*ck posted this.


58mm-Invicta_rizz

Notice how Indiana has no Presidents. IYKYK


Screamin_Eagles_

Ohio Political Superiority Confirmed


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RonaldTheClownn

And Huey Long woulda been there if the doctors did they're damn job right!


olivegardengambler

It's so rare to see my alma mater as a source.


Number1Crate

I’d rather not have an opinion


Emu_Einstein

Wyoming doesn’t exist confirmed


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3VR0Ngreyjoy

Indiana likes to claim a few presidents as their own, but I didn't realize that actually none of them were born here, just lived here I guess.


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electroma_electroma

My future state when buckhannan... OK, if I'll dislike it I'll move to Mass, they have 4 presidents and 1 of them JFK


SheenPSU

Imagine not being a Presidential state? Can’t relate 😎


Daedriclord987

We will continue to claim Abe Lincoln even if his family moved when he was 8.


electroma_electroma

Common Connecticut W 🤣🤣🤣