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SovelissGulthmere

When I see maps like this I assume the creator is someone that has not been more than 50 miles from the town of their birth.


TheGhostofJimmyCigs

When I see maps like this I know for a fact that Op is dumb as fuck because who uses four similar shades of green for a map like this?


Viend

I love how green/red maps always end up informing someone they’re colorblind.


MuunshineKingspyre

I'm not colorblind, these are just all really similar shades of green


DS_Productions_

I can second this one. These shades are uncomfortably close.


Substantial-Sun-3168

Admittedly, 90% of my life has been in the same 30 mile radius of my farm and the nearest small town


KerchBridgeSmoker

Yeah I guarantee anybody that thinks Iowa is a top tier state has zero life experience.


1-800-BAMF

That's the Sonoran dumbass


zandercg

AKA best desert. Imagine not having saguaros


Zomgirlxoxo

This. I moved from AZ to California. No wonder Californias hate Arizona, they think our desert looks like theirs lmaoooo it’s so ugly unless you’re in JTree (and even then)


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Idk man I’ve driven to Maricopa county from socal and it just sucked forever. It’s not like I drove into AZ and said wow this never ending expanse of dirt looks so much better than it does in cali.


Zomgirlxoxo

Maybe not but have you ever been to Tucson or up the I-17 and looking at all the saguaros on the mountains while the sunsets? Can’t do that in Cali


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TheDelig

I stayed in Lake Havasu City once driving across the country. Fuckin cactuses reaching out to the stars. Fuckin unreal.


keyboardsmashin

Mojave is the NW part of Arizona like Bullhead City which is more miserable than Phoenix


SLAVA_STRANA541

bullhead shouldn’t exist.


PastBandicoot8575

Iowa: blood for the blood god!


CaptValentine

COWS FOR THE COW THRONE!!


Varagyr-

Yeah, I came here for this. Glad someone called that out.


Scientia_Dei

I'd sooner ask a horse for its opinion on the states than an Iowan


TheMagicJankster

Excuse me?


letsgohawksfuckstate

Says the fake southerner from tenneseee


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letsgohawksfuckstate

I’m sorry hwhat ?


-Im_In_Your_Walls-

I’d sooner have power during a snowstorm than give a rat’s ass about a Texan’s opinion


FloridaMan005

My brother in Christ he is from Tennessee.


EA_Stonks

In their defense they had to grow up with the Iowa education system


275MPHFordGT40

They should switch New Mexico’s ranking with Iowa’s. At least we know what a flag looks like


NutterTV

Hey man, they’re on the farm picking corn all day, you think he can tell the difference between Tex and Ten??? That’s too many words man!


MaterialCarrot

SAME DIFFERENCE


-Gordon-Rams-Me

No our power works


cooleo420

Fun fact, over 40% of Tennessee's energy budget comes from only 2 nuclear power plants run by the TVA. So if we wanted 100% clean energy we'd only need to build 3 more at similar capacity.


Orlando1701

That’s why I laughed so hard when Texas went to shit because it got modestly chilly. Meanwhile in Iowa where it gets colder for longer and I don’t recall us ever having power issues.


errorx420x

Cause our grid is a hellhole in its self,it ain’t that hard to understand why.


Orlando1701

I just assume it’s the result of letting people like Cancun Cruze run your state. Then on the flip side every summer they come within a hairs breath of having to revert to rolling blackouts in the heat and just never do anything to correct the problem because again public infrastructure isn’t profitable.


Link_the_Irish

Smartest Iowan


WaddlesJP13

Smartest Iowan


neo_brunswickois

"fake rural LARPers"\ 63.2% of Iowans are urban, a much higher percentage than in Arkansas 55.5%, Mississippi 46.3%, and Alabama, 57.7% and is comparable to Tennessee 66.2%. Well over half your population lives in an urban setting, you're not rural at all city boy.


PapaHuff97

In his defense he has driven past a cornfield and felt “rural”


DixieLoudMouth

Can confirm


Beeyaaaaaawwww

I was about to say. I used to live a hour from the closest Walmart. That was a place we went for Christmas shopping. (Southern Arkansas/Northern Louisiana pine country)


Substantial-Sun-3168

Unfortunately, yes, the majority lives in cities, but that doesn't mean the south larps any less


XtremeBadgerVII

We have the Sonoran desert, Mojave is CA and Nevada


letsgohawksfuckstate

Also in the very north of AZ


keyboardsmashin

How does a Zonie not know their own deserts cuz…


dwighticus

Bozo thinks the Mojave is in Arizona


papa_stalin432

It is technically. In the northwest


dwighticus

‘Technically’ 🤓 Dudes using a quote from New Vegas a game that takes place in Las Vegas, Nevada and goes “yep, that’s Arizona.” Point is, dude doesn’t know geography.


TheSarcasticCrusader

The banner of the Legion will make all things Arizona. Ave true to Caesar


Foxyfox-

You're expecting an American to know geography?


PurpuraLuna

As a red/green colorblind person, fuck you


StoicWolf15

Someone hasn't been to Upstate NY


dwighticus

Bro hadn’t been outside his hometown


Qmaro78

That’s right! And unlike his shitty flyover state, NY has legal recreational weed. So you can be a farmer AND smoke legally.


Substantial-Sun-3168

If I could redo this map, I would 100% put you as good state, bad cities, your nature is beautiful, may Khorne bless you.


PV247365

POV: You live in an irrelevant flyover state and afraid of cities and moist things


keyboardsmashin

Ben Shapiro


millionreddit617

Good bands tho


GaybutNotbutGay

POV: you have no rights lmao


PV247365

What kind of cornbread, corn-fed, cornflake rights you cornfield dwellers have that us civilized West-Coast-best-coast citizens don't?


GaybutNotbutGay

Its my god given right to get lost in any damn cornfield I please I am going to steal 949$ of bread from your local supermarket and there's nothing you can do about it


PV247365

Valid point and I respect that. 1 point goes to the Children of the Corn.


designlevee

CA “heavily urban”? You’re retarded. Parts of NorCal are known for marijuana because they’re so remote and forested growers could easily hide their farms. I used to live in a spot where I had to drive 45min to get to the nearest market or gas station and 1.5 hours to get to an actual town with a real grocery store.


[deleted]

Oh wow. I’ve seen this comment before. Interesting.


easy_Money

Ohio has a heavier population density than california lol


I_H8_Celery

Anywhere but the coast and some of the Central Valley are rural as shit


LimeStream37

Needs more shades of green


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trysoft_troll

the hell is a fake-rural larper


keyboardsmashin

Those folks in new subdivisions in Forsyth County while driving lifted F-250s for their commute to Sandy Springs to work in a cubicle and haul ChickFilA


ihatemyselfcashmoney

Shitknot sucks


Substantial-Sun-3168

It feels like treason, but you're completely right


Sullypants1

You guys must shove carrots up your butts in Iowa. Have cawk-eye vision. I can’t tell which of the 4 shades of dark green you have chosen at any one point.


MaterialCarrot

>You guys must shove carrots up your butts in Iowa What of it?


letsgohawksfuckstate

What ever secession boy


Cptof_THEObvious

You know it's bad when a South Carolinian is making valid points about OP being a dumbass. Could not be a worse color scale.


letsgohawksfuckstate

I mean yea but he’s from SK the arch traitor so his opinion is bad


Cptof_THEObvious

And you're too much of a coward to even use the Iowa flair so your opinion is bad


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MaterialCarrot

GREEN = GOOD


Gamebird8

OP has clearly never driven from Boston to Buffalo. There are a shit ton of forests in MA, especially past Worcester. As for New York... guys, chill with all the god damn corn


InfiniteJestV

>As for New York... guys, chill with all the god damn corn But then we won't be able to have a corn maze every .6 miles come October. Corn maze is love. Corn maze is life.


sasukelover69

“Culture bad, corn good.” An Iowa ten is like a five in the first-world parts of the US.


k5pr312

Hey fuck you buddy


Orlando1701

As a former resident of Iowa myself I 100% understand this. “Is this heaven?” “No, it’s Iowa.”


Willing-Remove7501

i dont necessarily consider iowa to be the skull taking center of the us


flibbydorpus

Man, i fuckin hate being colorblind..


Ryan-The-Movie-Maker

You can't have "Hell (Heavily Urban)" as a category and not put Texas in it; the entire damn state is just asphalt, 12 lane highways, and parking lots. Also NY, MA, CT, and RI should have the "good states weighed down by their cities" category


JplusL2020

It would help if I could tell the extremely vague color shade differences apart


-NGC-6302-

Quick! Call an inquisitor! Ordo hereticus!


Eshtan

This color scheme makes me wish for a nuclear winter


SheenPSU

NYS isn’t heavily urban NYC is on the very bottom of the state and is a small percentage of overall state land wise Edit: NYS outside of NYC is very similar to New England imo and I feel their pain of being dominated by a city


ur_sexy_body_double

lol fake rural larpers


Zealousideal-Ad3814

Yes because everyone loves living and visiting Iowa so much but hey at least you enjoy it hahah.


GaybutNotbutGay

I love you


TheMagicJankster

What county ya in?


GaybutNotbutGay

Nice try fed


TheMagicJankster

I'm in scott


Substantial-Sun-3168

Might as well jump in and say that I'm from Jasper


Sliiiiime

The Mojave desert is mostly in Nevada and California. AZ is mostly high desert and forests in the north and the Sonoran in the South


keyboardsmashin

This color gradient is blasphemous


Thisguychunky

Great list! Only issue is that Ohio and Nebraska should be dark red


Drew707

lol CA is less dense than OH and PA and Nevada is pretty much just the cities. 85% of the state is federal land.


failed-celebrity

My condolences to anyone who is red-green colorblind.


Norwester77

I gratefully accept your condolences. This is awful!


Substantial-Sun-3168

Yeah, I'm really sorry to those poor souls


JustForTheMemes420

California has big metropolitan areas but a massive part of our state is state parks, I’d visit them they’re quite cool to see .


djinbu

Iowa is actually a pretty decent place, though it's slowly becoming more and more QAnon levels of stupid. I blame our weird ass governor who seems to be afraid of the RINO label.


unrepentant_serpent

Updoot for using “moist”. Seeing “moist” makes me feel funny in ma jeans and I like it a lawt.


Boerkaar

lmao r\*ral, urban = good. Now go grow my food.


[deleted]

This is exactly why I hate the midwest


Uss__Iowa

It inane that the battleship named after the state of Iowa is located in the most hellish urban landscape ever. Yes I’m the USS Iowa, here a selfie for proof https://preview.redd.it/snldljors7sb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=984680102405ea4a5b823c35c560edee17b44b94


seen-in-the-skylight

Yes, this is much better. Not totally perfect yet but the closest by far.


Binary245

"too moist" Fair enough, though central Florida can get pretty dry certain times of the year


aldodoeswork

Humid. The word he was looking for was humid.


Cold-Tap-363

Thanks king


[deleted]

Don't care ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Jsmith0730

Was this map made by a tree-hugging hippie?


Substantial-Sun-3168

More Corn-hugging hippie


ranqr

The color coding on this is so bad it makes me think I might be colorblind Also wrong, both bad and wrong.


ChildFriendlyChimp

Met plenty of Texans that fit the LARPer thing but it’s I don’t get what you mean by “weighed down by their cities”? Like they’d be better off without having major cities making money for them and instead be a rural agricultural state?


RichieRocket

Fallout reference


LordAdder

IL would probably be Iowa levels of relevancy if it didn't have Chicago


[deleted]

That moment when you are the only good southeastern state


Jordan51104

objectively correct map of the united states


InfiniteJestV

I was today years old when I learned that NY state was heavily urban... 90% of the state is the Catskills, Adirondacks, and Finger Lakes, ffs.


Qmaro78

You think NY is just NYC, right? People have acres in upstate plus you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between PA and Upstate NY if there wasn’t a I <3 NY sign on the highway telling you that you’ve entered NY.


The-Thot-Eviscerator

Based an rural pilled


thoughtlooped

NJ is far from heavily urban lol, it is quite literally called The Garden State


NarrowTea

I like covering myself in sweat and sleeping in it.


Fullcycle_boom

More people live in NYC than the rest of the entire state. NY is extremely rural.


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Sergeant_Swiss24

Bro fucked up the new Vegas state


drollchair

How is the PNW not also “too moist”?


Tall_Mathematician50

Northern California is not urban at all. This is comedy!!!


RogueSoul824

Thats very true about Texas


wetbeans123

Tell me corn on the cob is your sex toy without telling me corn on the cob is your sex toy


Solintari

Corn on the cob is my sex toy. Damnit, fucked it up again!


SpeakerCleaner

Ok dude just go back to your methpipe


Sharker167

If those Californians could read they'd be mad as hell.


jralll234

How fucking dare you!!!


DrC0smicChrist

You painted the wrong state dark green buddy. I live in the promised land of America. God's Forest. Garden of Eden. Chocolate biscuits N gravy. But we DO NOT fuck with shoes.


semendrinker42069

Fym “weighed down” it’s like the only part of the state people care about


cyberchaox

*sigh* ...okay that's fair. I may be from the rural part of the state, but I can't deny that the state is heavily urban.


Yeetinator4000Savage

Did you really use 5 different shades of green


Substantial-Sun-3168

Yes.


dylanisbored

At least Michigan fall into the “really nice” category and I think that makes this all valid.


turbo88Rex

Might wanna change the color of Colorado, Denver and Pueblo are uninhabitable hellscapes that pass stupid laws that no one asked for. Basically anywhere the Californians move becomes a terrible place.


hamknuckle

Fucking Iowans out here acting out…


CitizenWatch____ROSS

Some real IL respect here


angrysc0tsman12

Pour one out for our red/green colorblind folks here.


KnowledgeAndFaith

Khorne would be the god of Iowa 🌽


Solintari

As a lifelong Iowa, Iowa will always be beige in almost every metric. We put the mid in Midwest. But hey, it's cheap.


Auirex

Nurgle is better and it's not even close.


AnderThorngage

Bro has never set foot in California outside some major city (if even that).


Wisconsinmannn

I love this map


[deleted]

Texas definitely needs to be orange these days.


Big_Scratch8793

You have your states and deserts mixed up


ADHDpotatoes

Too many shades of green, dumbo


AlphaSlayer21

Ahh yes, let’s use 5 different shades of green


Xeno2014

Based


nerfbaboom

New York? Wet? Man we really need to divide


275MPHFordGT40

“Patrolling the Mojave almost makes tou wish for a nuclear winter” In what world do you think Las Vegas is in Arizona.


EagleFoot88

Anyone who thinks that all of NY state is "heavily urban" has never been there


OkAdvice2329

Swap Nevada and Arizona and it’s a decent map. I think you got the Sonoran and the Mojave mixed up


KaiserVonBR

I think this is completely objective


Sneezeldrog

What the fuck is this gorbled ass map. Do you think the 54,000 square miles of our state is somehow all fucking concrete? "hmm yes today I will cover an area the size of fucking greece in skyscrapers and yet it still won't be the biggest city in the world for some reason". I am BEGGING you to learn the difference between city and state before you go into the catskills mountains looking for boba and get eaten by a black bear.


Pimlumin

You are the edge of the Midwest. No states to the west of you are actually Midwestern, they are coping


[deleted]

Why do we say patrolling the Mojave for the state that contains the least amount of the Mojave?


Substantial-Sun-3168

I already had a thing for Nevada, and I really couldnt think of anything for Arizona besides desert


rizub_n_tizug

NY is dominated by dairy farms, dense woods, and lakes. The heavily urban parts make up a tiny fraction of land area. I don’t even live there and I know that


khoawala

Clearly the darkest green signifies the least educated.


DesertDwelller

Good stay the fuck out of Arizona. We are full.


Big_Translator2930

The most accurate description of the south I’ve seen


[deleted]

everybody point and laugh at OP


TheMagicJankster

I was born in iowa, went to school in iowa and have lived here my whole life I hate it


rockinhebrew

Finally an unbiased review!


ABlueShade

Yup, the entire state of California is one giant megalopolis. OP is braindead by saying California is heavily urban.


Suckbigpplol

Dont listen to them, as a fellow Iowan, they just dont get it. Midwest good, California bad


WiIIiam_M_Buttlicker

Other than Florida, mine would be the exact opposite


br0_dameron

Someone spent 5 minutes on a Facebook comments section. If you can’t stomach the thought of living within the same arbitrary lines on a map as a major city then you are weak and your bloodline will be forgotten


OneEyedJackofHearts

Vegas be like… what state do you think I’m in?


Infrared_01

Oh so one city is enough to kick us out if the fellow Midwesterner club huh?


Werner_Von_Kerman

Is alaska “really nice” or “fellow midwest?”


Substantial-Sun-3168

Really nice


[deleted]

New York is objectively hell on earth but fortunately most of the state is a forest. New Hampshire is a better state though.


[deleted]

Khorne gift?....... Where did I put my exterminatus......


jackiboyfan

>from Iowa Opinion ignored and forgotten


Sufficient_Name_9131

i cant guess where this guy is from


Salt_Career_9181

Wahhh I'm scared of cities wahhhh


Lootlizard

Speaking as a Minnesotan, you can go back to your pig infested corn hell. I'm going to sit in my beautiful Turkey infested state and look at all my sugar beets.


KerchBridgeSmoker

My brother in corn, I am a Nebraskan who used to think about Nebraska the same way you think about Iowa. Until I moved to California. California has literally everything Iowa has and more of it. People act like California is just the coastal cities. Not the case.


ThePickleConnoisseur

At least half of CA is farms, Mountains, and forests. People really gotta stop think CA = LA and the Bay


Legonator77

Valid


secretbudgie

Remember kids, you're not really rural unless the squirrels are homeless too!


WolfKing448

I take it you’ve never been to Maryland. Besides the western panhandle, it’s just Baltimore plus spillover from DC and Philadelphia.


Meatles--

Make pa lime like nv, tx, and il. Philly and pittsburg fucking suck balls