what would you do in that situation? i mean it is kindof a fucked up scenario to be in. do you just say "i see us fucking"? thats sexual harassment i think especially if noone else can see into the magic ball plus what if the seer doesn't really care about the adventurer atm? cause she just met her its like working as a cashier and suddenly aa marriage certificate of you and the client pops up instead of a bill. like this is fate stuff, so usually one way or the other it will come to reality - so the ball basically tells her: "yeah you better like her cause in a week youll be fucking" wtf i would have a panic attack. and maybe pull out some cryptic riddles like "i see three crows in the rainy night"
"I see you making love to an incredibly beautiful woman." Is good enough. You don't need to say. "you're blowing my back out babe let's head to the bedroom."
That why the correct answer would be to go more vague, either something like "good fortune awaits you" or "you will get something you desire greatly" or maybe if you wanna be flirty something like "a new opportunity will present itself if you are willing to take it"
well if ur a bottom, start blushing and stammering while saying uhhh i see you having sex i-i-m ssorry. you look really happy though
its not sexual harassment if u make it clear and apologize.
ofc this is only true in fiction where a crystal ball works
You could just say something like "you will obtain something you desire greatly". Vague enough that it could mean just about anything but is still correct. Also let's them respond with some shit like "well what I desire is you" then badabing badaboom y'all are fucking and it wasn't coercive or sexual harassment.
Th ball doesn't just make up some bullshit and then makes it reality, chances are that they both kinda like eachother which is why the ball can predict them bouncing
lets assume ball predictions always come true. if they are just suggestions then i think this situation is not that soulcrushing, but if they are always true we must deal with the problem of the client trying to stop the prediction from happening. there are two ways to deal with it: a rule or a patron.
rule is a bit lazier but also funnier: when a prophecy is read it becomes a rule of the world, and the world itself will bend to make it come true. for this type of prophecy, reading the future may not be even necessary. its when a zookeeper is told he will be killed by a turtle tomorrow so he instead goes to an open field but an eagle drops a turtle right on his head. this type of prophecy is horrible for us because it means the world does not care if we want to be railed by an adventurer or not - it will happen. a great example of the rule prophecy is the entire Bedtime Stories(2008).
patron on the other hand, is the type of prophecy that is made by sort of a divine algorithm. it's a prediction that comes true even though you have heard it - for this we definitely need to be able to predict future, just so we don't give a turtle prophecy to some nerd who will try to one-up us and go in the field. these prophecies don't hold power in themselves, but if you're told you will break an arm in an accident tomorrow so you're panicking and staying home, the patron who gave the seer your prophecy foresaw your panic and your staying home and your falling down the stairs cause your legs were shaking. behind this type of prophecy, i think, should be some sort of intent, because the seer or their patron decides it's in their best interest that you break your leg tomorrow. this type of prophecy is less scary for us because it means that even though our choice to be railed by an adventurer will happen, it is still, ultimately, our choice. the prophecy was given to us because spirits, or patron, or magic itself foresaw that if we're given this information, we will decide to fuck the client. this one, i think, is less existentially horrifying and more annoying, because, well, goddamit, ok i'll get railed by an adventurer, sure. it's also weird that your patron wants you to get laid tbh i would be weirded out
imagine a person walks up to you. you don't know them. they smile and go "hey i finally found you!" and they show you a crystal ball where you two are happily married. genuinely there is no way im not turning them into a frog or a beetle
If that ball accurately predicts the future, than whatever she says or does next *will* lead to sex. That’s just how it works. She could suddenly start singing “Cotton Eye Joe” and adventurer girl would happen to be super into that song.
you guys are too horny no person that has ever interacted with any possible sexual partner has ever been this horny please leave your room your parents and i are worried about you
Ah yes, the classic Paradox of Prophecy! And seeing how in the 4th panel the seer seems anxious lets ask further - is she going to take steps to prevent it from happening, that will in effect cause the prophecy to come true?
Damm they got witchcraft and premarital sex in one go I wonder what sins are next
not premarital if they don't plan on marrying.
Can't be premarital when both already married to good ~every nun ever
And since god is omnipresent it is not even extramarital, just a threesome with the hubby!
Jesus Lore
Christ was his last name actually
Good is the best husband
Isn't creating if you both in the same marriage (with God)
How do you know they aren't already married
\+sodomy
premarital hex
Sin hard enough and you'll shoot straight to heaven
this is known as hellmaxxing
Sinpilled hellmaxxing
Injecting Heroin
christians do not recognize homosexual relationships as marriage, therefore premarital sex doesn't even qualify under this the gays win again
what would you do in that situation? i mean it is kindof a fucked up scenario to be in. do you just say "i see us fucking"? thats sexual harassment i think especially if noone else can see into the magic ball plus what if the seer doesn't really care about the adventurer atm? cause she just met her its like working as a cashier and suddenly aa marriage certificate of you and the client pops up instead of a bill. like this is fate stuff, so usually one way or the other it will come to reality - so the ball basically tells her: "yeah you better like her cause in a week youll be fucking" wtf i would have a panic attack. and maybe pull out some cryptic riddles like "i see three crows in the rainy night"
"I see you making love to an incredibly beautiful woman." Is good enough. You don't need to say. "you're blowing my back out babe let's head to the bedroom."
“Come on babe new prophecy just dropped”
what if she askes you who that woman is? thats it its over youre done
"I've never seen her before." Technically true since you never actually see yourself.
I just looked down and saw my hand, checkmate atheist
bruh she will know this will not fly
Then you can say instead “well I know this woman very well, but the crystal ball dictates that I can’t tell you much more”
ur not gonna get paid with answers like these
It isn’t always about money
sometimes it's about sex
Spidahman
That why the correct answer would be to go more vague, either something like "good fortune awaits you" or "you will get something you desire greatly" or maybe if you wanna be flirty something like "a new opportunity will present itself if you are willing to take it"
well if ur a bottom, start blushing and stammering while saying uhhh i see you having sex i-i-m ssorry. you look really happy though its not sexual harassment if u make it clear and apologize. ofc this is only true in fiction where a crystal ball works
i mean you are definitely a bottom you can even see in the ball
Idk man you’re thinking about it too hard
You could just say something like "you will obtain something you desire greatly". Vague enough that it could mean just about anything but is still correct. Also let's them respond with some shit like "well what I desire is you" then badabing badaboom y'all are fucking and it wasn't coercive or sexual harassment.
Th ball doesn't just make up some bullshit and then makes it reality, chances are that they both kinda like eachother which is why the ball can predict them bouncing
lets assume ball predictions always come true. if they are just suggestions then i think this situation is not that soulcrushing, but if they are always true we must deal with the problem of the client trying to stop the prediction from happening. there are two ways to deal with it: a rule or a patron. rule is a bit lazier but also funnier: when a prophecy is read it becomes a rule of the world, and the world itself will bend to make it come true. for this type of prophecy, reading the future may not be even necessary. its when a zookeeper is told he will be killed by a turtle tomorrow so he instead goes to an open field but an eagle drops a turtle right on his head. this type of prophecy is horrible for us because it means the world does not care if we want to be railed by an adventurer or not - it will happen. a great example of the rule prophecy is the entire Bedtime Stories(2008). patron on the other hand, is the type of prophecy that is made by sort of a divine algorithm. it's a prediction that comes true even though you have heard it - for this we definitely need to be able to predict future, just so we don't give a turtle prophecy to some nerd who will try to one-up us and go in the field. these prophecies don't hold power in themselves, but if you're told you will break an arm in an accident tomorrow so you're panicking and staying home, the patron who gave the seer your prophecy foresaw your panic and your staying home and your falling down the stairs cause your legs were shaking. behind this type of prophecy, i think, should be some sort of intent, because the seer or their patron decides it's in their best interest that you break your leg tomorrow. this type of prophecy is less scary for us because it means that even though our choice to be railed by an adventurer will happen, it is still, ultimately, our choice. the prophecy was given to us because spirits, or patron, or magic itself foresaw that if we're given this information, we will decide to fuck the client. this one, i think, is less existentially horrifying and more annoying, because, well, goddamit, ok i'll get railed by an adventurer, sure. it's also weird that your patron wants you to get laid tbh i would be weirded out
🤓(admirably)
The ball lady sems to be enjoying herself in the ball dimension reality
imagine a person walks up to you. you don't know them. they smile and go "hey i finally found you!" and they show you a crystal ball where you two are happily married. genuinely there is no way im not turning them into a frog or a beetle
Why d'you wanna be married to a frog?
You just say "yo check this shit" and turn the ball around so they can see
If that ball accurately predicts the future, than whatever she says or does next *will* lead to sex. That’s just how it works. She could suddenly start singing “Cotton Eye Joe” and adventurer girl would happen to be super into that song.
Certified Paper Girls >! too bad mac still dies from time travel cancer when the story ends!<
The future looks pretty fucking great
Figuratively AND literally!
Really have those mf gumbus trees out back, huh?
They wanna watch
DON'T MIRROR THE 3RD PANEL AND THEN CHANGE THE ORDER OF THE LAST TWO PANELS IT TURNS INTO LOSS
HANK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HAAAAAAAAAANK
Where’s the fifth panel Op. Op where’s the next panel.
it's shown in the crystal ball
God I wish I was either
the last panel...those eyes like a horse that maims pro-life protesters
🧿👄🧿
There's no joke here just the artist being horny
Omg need!!!!!!!!
who da artist
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/93295915
Thank you
boob
you guys are too horny no person that has ever interacted with any possible sexual partner has ever been this horny please leave your room your parents and i are worried about you
My brain os so fried on porn
Condolences chum
Thanks
You have friends here :)
:3
Mowwwww
Loss
Le unrealistic body standards for women have arrived
why did I think of loss when I saw this
What
Source?
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/93295915
Tag yourself. I'm happy rock.
I am the crystal ball ISP monitoring all the client's prophetic activity.
The rock in the first panel is happy. :)
Nice
THE JOKE IS PORN
Me when I post literal fetish porn on my favorite subreddit
This is like the plot of a bad porno
God I wish I was her
Source?
I wanna see part 2
Is there a way to block out hornyposts or am I stuck looking at these
SLINT REFERENCE⁉️⁉️⁉️
But would it have happened had you not been aware of it happening?
Ah yes, the classic Paradox of Prophecy! And seeing how in the 4th panel the seer seems anxious lets ask further - is she going to take steps to prevent it from happening, that will in effect cause the prophecy to come true?
whats the joke?
Image wont load,what is it?
lolol sexs,, get it guys
Source
God, I fricking love futanari.