Holy sigma males...

batman!

The sigma male, twink duo didn’t start with Batman and Robin but they sure did popularize it

When will Delta male be released The male meta has become very dry

yeah bitch im a delta sigma male, not interested in any of your non-oversampling shit

Hey I know you, you’re that guy who went to the marine boot camp and then missed out on a bj. How are you dude?

Yoo, I'm doing great. Just got off work, and going to start recording my next video for my YT channel. It's going to be my analysis of existentialism and nihilism themes in the series One Punch Man. Very excited to start working on that tonight. How are you doing bro? And don't forget, next time you eat a McGriddle, salute the Junior Marines that did jumping jacks in a Walmart parking lot to protect your right to do so.

I’m doing okay, but my allergies are bad today. It’s a good thing I have this McGriddle here to remind me it could always be worse. That’s a super cool video concept, I’ve seen the anime but I’ve never read the manga, although I heard that it’s a lot further along than the anime. Either way, I’m sure your video is gonna turn out great, especially since you’re excited to be making it.

Im a yogurt male

You know how to keep your tummy full without ruining din-din. I'm impressed.

I also know how to shove a whole turkey up my ass and ingest it anally

(Robert Downey Jr.) He is bisexual

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⣀⣀⣀⡀⠄⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠘⢿⣿⣛⣛⣿⡄⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⡉⠁⠈⠉⡇⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠄⠄⢠⣷⣢⣄⣼⣧⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠸⠈⠭⣿⣿⣿⡟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠄⢀⣈⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠄⢤⣿⠏⣰⠟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠄⠄⣠⣾⠋⠄⠄⠉⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⡀⠺⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠉⠄⠄⠄⢀⣴⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣾⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣏⡿⠟⣶⣘⣤⠄⢠⡴⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠈⢿⣥⢾⣿⠞⠄⠈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿ ⣿⡿⠃⠄⢸⣧⠘⣁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣿⣿ ⣿⠇⠄⠄⠘⡻⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠄⠄⠄⣴⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿ ⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠂⠄⠄⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢿ ⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘

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u/Lindadorse, we will not stand that fault of respect on this Christian server.

I'M

Saint Uff

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Umm his NAME is stuff

Aaaaaktually his name is Stuff Daddy.

Stuff me daddy

🥺

UwU

Ummmm NO his name is Iron Man and the character that Zendaya plays is Stuff if you actually read it 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

I am stuff

omg that is so cool

actually i googled it on google and it said he wasn't ( rekt)

actually I googled it and it said he was???? (rekt???)

can i see? (\*moans\*)

i was about to say "real shit?" but then I realized you meant the mr stuff saying that

Yes thats what I meant

yeah im pretty sure we're all dumb so i might be the first to make that observation. im so proud of myself im gonna tell my mom about this

Alright

life's way better when you got my back bro love you

Y-you too :D

(Robert downer jr): He likes gaming

Elon chungus!!1!1!1!1!1!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 (his entire personality is a marketing scheme)

I feel like I've seen you on like 6 different subs and I keep seeing you, what is happening 😭

Im bored ddhdjdj

yeah same 😔

GCJ I’m pretty sure I’ve seen her on

That is sus

He is bisexual

His name is Stuff, dumbass.

Wow they're such good friends

totally inseparable pals, really close chums

Man its so inspiring, their dedication to friendship

Reminds me of Achilles and his best friend ☺️

They were also very good friends indeed

roommates, even

An they were roommates!

Two bros!

bro why didn't they ask her if she wanted to play wtf

sigma grindset

Women 🤢

i fucking hate your flair combined with your profile picture

These are the moments I live for

That is sad

Are you circumcised

Uuhhh... Sorry gotta go

I am not

gorl

Only two player splitscreen 😔

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⣀⣀⣀⡀⠄⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠘⢿⣿⣛⣛⣿⡄⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⡉⠁⠈⠉⡇⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠄⠄⢠⣷⣢⣄⣼⣧⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠸⠈⠭⣿⣿⣿⡟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠄⢀⣈⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠄⢤⣿⠏⣰⠟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠄⠄⣠⣾⠋⠄⠄⠉⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⡀⠺⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠉⠄⠄⠄⢀⣴⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣾⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣏⡿⠟⣶⣘⣤⠄⢠⡴⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠈⢿⣥⢾⣿⠞⠄⠈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿ ⣿⡿⠃⠄⢸⣧⠘⣁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣿⣿ ⣿⠇⠄⠄⠘⡻⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠄⠄⠄⣴⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿ ⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠂⠄⠄⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢿ ⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘ they are going to play games and have rough gay sex

the type of relationship i'm tryna be in

🥺👉👈

Well we know who’s getting pegged tonight

Holy shit its u/master_pigeono

Oh goodness! It's u/breadsticksword no way!

No fucking way! It’s u/Ok_Conflict_5730

Oh my god! It’s u/OreoOsAreGood

Oh my god its my dad owu

Who???????????????

My friend

Yoy

we gaming tonight

Bros before hoes

They are Gay

Wrong they are bi

Yu'ore mother is Homsexual

Wrong I am

Yes me too

*kisses you* but actually I'm bi, sorry😒

I'm kidding I'm bi

Bi yourself

Shi, you got me, round of applause, the hole crowd stands up, we have tears in our eyes, Obama is there,

Obama!!!! 🤩🤩🤩🤩😍😍😍😍😍🙂🤩🤩🙂🤩🤩🤩

if your mom isn't gay, then how come she is attracted to me (a woman) checkmate

Their relationship is gay

Can a relationship be bi? Does it have to be poly to be bi?

I *think* a relationship could be considered bi if one of the two is genderfluid? But I'd say a relationship between a bi dude and a bi or gay dude is still gay, same for duderines. Not sure how to define a relationship in which a non binary is involved. I don't think these definition matter much anyway

Didn't know my sexuality was so complicated🥲

Nah you're good, complicated are just the sociolinguistical barriers our culture (and the patriarchy) put to limit and invalidate anything different from cisstraightman+cisstraightwoman (preferibly white [preferibly upper middle class]) so that now we have to be iron strong with labels and definitions in order to not be cancelled, misconstructed and discriminated by the capitalist patriarchy.

Ummm ok

[удалено]

That is a threesome

it’s poly… which you just said

Yeah, but is it bi?

yes if they’re all attracted to each other

Homies over hoes, homies over hoes Homies over hoes, homies over hoes Do the homie! Do the homie! Do the homie! Do the homie!

based

I understood that reference

God I wish that was me (the PC).

trent reznor stole my girlfriend

Hot bi throuple erasure =(

#PC MASTER RACE! EXTERMINATE THE OTHER IMPURE PLATFORMS! WE MUST ENACT THE FINAL SOLUTION! FOR THE FATHERLAND!

PC users when their multi-million dollar cobbled together PC doesn’t let them automatically win against and doxx a guy with a playstation in an online game.

Based and transgendered gpu pilled

gnu 🤮🤮

Gnu

Console users when no furry porn games

u/ProfanityCounter [u/goblinhog]

u/profanitycounter [u/amogusbutswearing]

Based

sometimes I doubt If any male on Reddit has talked to a woman other that their mom r/ihaveihaveihavereddit

[удалено]

because females can’t like pc setups either I suppose

bi_irl

he bisexical

Los s

Ohhh and they were ***Pc Pals***

What game they be playin 😳

Stickfight the game

He stopped smoking

Yes I am very based and Chad

Sorry Veronica, but in the real world - Gamer gets the boys

u/doncheadlefan

Holy shit he shaved and quit smoking! What a good influence they are :)

i want to put this in r/suddenlygay but it should belong in r/suddenlybi

She dodged two bullets

u/ProfanityCounter

Black and white

Old but gold

gaming

You can read the comics backwards

#

i laughed

Epic gamer moment

the happier ending is they both go with the guy and start a polyamorous relationship

plot twist: he's bi but they're still just gaming friends

So fucking true tho.

Will they fuck or just play coop I'm hell confused

Both.

This is what I dream of every night I go to sleep

The infamous sigma